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>>683873197

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Who is this girl?

Is this situation going on right now as we speak?

>>683873197
i dont get it, is it because he looks like a child molester? either way grow up kid

That's her uncle, he took her from her school and drove of with her. I believe she has yet to be found, also the guy bought a child sized bikini and underwear before taking her, and camping supplies.... Yea she's a gonner

>>683873197
Lost. got a boner, oh wait wrong thread.

>>683874736

Twist: The girl was the master mind of this kidnapping and the uncle is a pawn in her plan for world domination.

>>683876934
lost

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>>683877266

>>683877396
He looks sad

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>>683873197
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_

>>683873197
8/10 would abduct

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>>683877266

wew

>>683875368
Took me a second, but totally lost.

>>683878330
Grow up buddy

>>683875368
Lost hard

>>683879070
Fucking classic greentext

>>683879070
purdy gud

>>683876407
worth the read 5/7

>>683875368
I don't get it at all

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>>683876407
this guy's a fuckin savage
losing my shit right now lmfao

>>683880942
>(1)

>>683876407

that Cathy chick is hot. enjoying a good trolling is a perfect 7/5 traight

>>683876407
Fuck me the very last post is what made me lose

>>683876407
5/7 keks

any spam has to be in lowercase otherwise ban
kek
SPAM koala on head

>>683876407

fucking glorious!

>>683875368
What a fucking god

>>683876407
Faith in humanity = RESTORED

>>683881172
top kek

got him to put peel on head, what should I request on next donate?

>>683873197
Texas fag

>>683884074
Name?

>>683884876
Op here I'm from missouri

>>683885666
fuck off satan

>>683884074
Jim gaffigan m'satan

>>683885946
you replied to the wrong post retard

>>683886074
It's called trolling, what are you new

>>683886217
>its called trolling
the cancer is strong with this one

>>683886624
Jk, that was a double troll, you got trolled

>>683873197
>4'8"
fucking womanlet

>>683874104
no thats the real news story op is just so edgy

>>683876407
Lost so hard

>>683886816
>double trolled
inb4 triple trolled

>>683886816
>>683886217
>>O_O
> >>>lololool you got him

>>683875368
i dont get this at all

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>>683878876
I'm not your buddy, guy!

>>683887337
nevermind im retarded

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>>683887408
I'm not your guy, fwend!

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>>683887445
It's ok... we all are anon, we all are...

>>683887470
FUCK OFF, RANDY!

>>683887445
I don't get it. Explain?

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>>683873916
That's waifu evalion HEIL HITLER!

>>683887408
>>683887717
>>/reddit/

>>683887470
Fuck off

>>683877655
lost
xdddddd

>>683882385
chill with the fucking cringe

>>683887835
the image name on the dudes post has the "(1)"meaning it was saved twice

>>683885784
kek

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>>683888017
90% of this thread is shitposting and unfunny repeats and this is what you choose reply to?

Thanks for keeping ylyl clean, anon. You're doing God's work.

>>683887835
its not actually funny, its just an observation

>>683880575
Lost

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>>683888132
WTF?!

>>683877396
>>683876934
where's the banana dammit. This is sub-par.

>>683888122
I did too. Especially cuz that link is meant to ban you from 4chan and the idiot couldn't even do it right.

>>683876407

fake and gay

>>683889665
Is that really what that shit always is?
I just thought /x/ was leaking again.

>>683887135
B8 takin faggot, lol trolled

>>683889893
Nah, x/ doesn't do that stuff. They usually keep to themselves.

>>683875368
You have to admire that anon. Sacrificing his own dignity just so he could deprive someone else of theirs.

>>683873787

lol

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This

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>>683877752
laughed at the inconspicuous banana

always funny

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>>683890265
This.

>>683873197

3/10 bad crop. The white van is an essential fucking part of the pedo kit.

>>683888456
Lost. Gdi anon

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>>683890153
>They usually keep to themselves.
We are among you, fleshy.

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I lose to the masturbation-kit (experienced level)
Someone though of all this in 1995 holy shit.

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>>683875368
I can't stop laughing

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Fucking lost to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw

>>683891810
Not 20 years old, not a gem, not funny, not interesting, not reading

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>>683882756

im lost in words, wut?

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>>683889305
Sorry I'm late!

>>683876407
Anyone who doesn't think islam is a problem is fucking retarded. Other than that was breddy good

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>>683892787
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>683893343
Tldr

>>683881172
Lost and got triggered from a single post, how am i supposed to deal with this?

>>683893934
Go to a safe-space near you and accuse someone of rape

>>683893934
>>683894117

Make sure there are no mirrors in your safe space or you might accidentally accuse yourself of rape. It happened to a friend of mine already so it would also be an act of cultural appropriation if you repeat it.

>>683887470
Lost at the first page way to fucking go Randy

>>683876407
Whole thing proven fake FUCKING NEWFAGS

>>683893495
>posting a tumblr screencap of a twitter screencap

pure, unadulterated cancer

>>683876407
fucking stupid just as everybody that likes it

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>>683879070
Lost

>>683877769
So fucking deep man...

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>>683880757
Lost

>>683885666
jim gaffigan

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>>683887470
Lost

>>683873197
hillbilly

>>683895517
tl;dr

>>683874736

>buys underwear for her
>buys a bikini
>buys a child-sized camping chair
>buys a bunch of toilet paper
>obviously plans on murdering her immediately

>>683895310

I'd really like to know those names

That's some fertile trolling ground.

>>683895655
it took me literally 45 seconds to read that, faggot.

>>683873197
>at high school, senior year
>a set of chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year
>it was a boy and a girl, Ving and Ling Chingchong something something
>both are in my trigonometry class
>Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool
>he tells me i can cheat off his stuff if i do one thing for him
>I’m failing trig, I’d sell my soul for his answers
>"sure, anything”
>he asks me how to legally change his name
>he’s sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving
>can’t say that i blame him
>ask him what he wants his new name to be
>he says, “Lee, like Bruce Lee”
>at least that’s reasonable
>Ling overhears us from a few rows away
>Says that his name has been passed down for generations
>his parents would disown him if he changes it
>Ving doesn’t give a shit
>I offer to drive him to town hall after school
>Ling insists on coming along
>whatever, i drive them both
>walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk
>demands a form, pulls out his birth certificate
>starts scribbling down info on the name change sheet
>suddenly looks conflicted
>tears start welling up
>apparently that ancestral shit runs deep
>tells the receptionist that he can’t do it
>she says he’ll have to pay a fee to cancel his request
>Ling is just so happy he changed his mind, she grabs some cash from her purse
>she is about to hand it to the receptionist when some man runs in
>“Stop” yelled from a distance
>short, elderly asian man, neon shorts, american flag t-shirt
>someone’s gone full ‘murican
>Ving stares at the man, tears running down his yellow cheeks
>“dad?”
>The dad races up to his upset son
>hugs him, with years of guilt about the name Ving
>“don’t stop, be Lee, Ving”
>“Hold on to the fee, Ling"

>>683895704
>and a lot of non-perishable food

she'll be lucky to survive the weekend

Please, those two are going to be doing nothing but fucking for the next fortnight

>>683895655
It wasn't worth it anyhow /b/ro. Wasted 45 seconds of my life that I can't get back.

>>683876407
g8 b8 m8 i r8 5/7 xD

>>683876407

The Graves guy is cringeworthy

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>>683896459

>had been in uncle's custody for a long time
>father in and out of prison
>girl was going back with her father
>that's when he kidnapped her

obviously just wants her dead

>then again, him fucking her for the next fortnight doesn't necessarily mean she's still alive...

>>683877769
damn...

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>>683873197
I'd fuck her. You wouldn't fuck her? Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>683887892
Oh, look, honey, a bad Photoshop

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>>683873197

>>683875086
lost

>>683890265
>>683890655
You consider that funny?

>>683880575
God damn it. Lost

>>683873197
I think she'll be fine. The uncle that took her used to have legal custody of her.

>>683896158
Another one:

>I was 14 years old, have three friends
>First friend was Jim, lives with his mom
>Jim’s dad was a nigger, ran out when he was an infant, His mom was a MILF, looked like sarah michelle gellar but curvier
>Second friend, Richard, basically the whitest kid ever, Blondest hair in our class
>Wears button-up shirts and corduroy pants
>Almost never goes outside, pale as fuck, practically clear
>Third friend, Emma, my neighbor since forever
>Tomboy, never really got along with other girls
>Always thought of her as a friend, but then…
>Puberty hits, Emma got the greatest boobs
Been crushing on her for a year but too beta to act on it
>Anyways, going camping, me and the three friends
>Load up our packs and head into the woods
>Emma is wearing a tank top
>Cleavage, cleavage everywhere
>Get to camp site
>Richard stands around and lets everyone else work the whole time, dude hasn’t been outside since he was 4
>Tents are up, we make a fire, make food tell stories
>Staring at Emma’s boobs the whole time
>Hope I get the chance to make a move, fingers crossed
>It gets dark
>Fucking insects everywhere
>Wet leaves on fire, smoke makes them go away
>Late at night, stories getting personal
>Jim tells us he wants to find his dad
>Richard and Emma say it might not be a good idea
>I don’t really care
>Want these other two dicks to go to sleep so I can be alone with Emma
>Insect right in front of my face
>Shoo it away
>It lands right on Emma’s cleavage
>Try to be a hero, tell her not to move
>Gently smack Emma’s boob
>Miss the insect
>“WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!”
>Immediately get enormous teen erection from touching the boob
>Everyone sees teen boner
>Everyone looks at me like I’m a pervert
>I didn’t do anything wrong but can’t find the words to explain
>I’m not a pervert, I was trying to be helpful
>Please tell me this isn’t happening
>I look around
>A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
>A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial

>>683897039
>>683889301
>>683894908

Hi brendan

>>683895438
Quality's too low. What is it supposed to be?

>>683895438
Oh god damn it. Haven't done that shit in over a year fuck you.

>>683876407
Irate 5/7

>>683882385
It's fake and gay.

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>>683886195
this is a skeltal thread

>>683898053
look in the top right corner of the picture, in the black.

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>>683875368
SAVAGE
A
V
G
E

>>683895310
This is why facebook is toxic.

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>>683877769

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This

>>683875398
Shut the fuck up

>>683887470
classic, I was laughing my ass of to this shit 8 years ago on this board

>>683875368
Lol

>>683898522
Trigger warning mother fucker
Get your spooky skelespooks outta here.

>>683876407
I Lost. Solid 5/7

But please tell me Brendan has never reproduced.

I'm an igloo.

>>683899244
>>683899088
>>683899033
>>683898800
>>683898788
>>683898622
>>683898522

Look at all these dubs.

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>>683899005

kek

i like how the kid with the 2 grandparents changes shirts in the final frame

>>683876407
Rob is the fucking man

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>>683898522
We need more recruits for the war

>>683899355
brilliant

>>683877752
Lori, please go back to rabbit.

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>>683899355
>all of these dubs
>gets dubs

>>683876407
>perfect 5/7
wow, that's some brutal shit.
fuckin' hilarious

>>683898160
hiiiissssssssssssssss.................sssssssssssss......................

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>>683876407
Mfw my name is Brendan

>>683899515
aaaaand lost

>>683873197
this is the gayest YLYL thread ever

>>683886844
it was just a prank bro

>>683880757
Lost

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>>683875368

>>683900525
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>>683900728
>>>/9GAG/
Niggerfaggot

>>683895438
I lol'd

>>683887470
fuck off randy

>>683887892
>>683897476
even if it weren't, everyone knows it was a WORLD WAR the axis had a whole bunch of non-white countries on its side

>>683890265
sauce???

>>683887470
Fuck off Randy

>>683890655
LOLLL

>>683878280
So is this replacing the stupid banana? Pretty weak, hopefully the next meme is grapes.

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REEEE REEEE REEEE I'm about to go on a killing spree, call me Dylan Roof cause I'm making niggers go poof. That's a rare quality, commodities cause these niggers to hate my philosophies. Forty-five, they won't leave the building alive. Hold up, wait an hour, then go screaming white power. It was a bible study, and they all fell like silly putty. I'm a fan of Rhodesia, shout out to Felicia (who's probably got amnesia). Ya'll need something to pray about? This glock about to spray about. Hey N-double A-C-P, remember this before you niggers decide to fuck with me

>>683885784
fuck off satan he is so ackward.

>>683900525
what a tumour

>>683875368
fuck I lost this soon

>>683901675
So fake it made me feel concerned for the poster of it.

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Time to Lose Fuckers

>>683901797
Kek

>>683884206

>>683873787
>You are a big guy

>>683901797
>>683901942
Kill yourselves.

>>683894816
none of which include time stamps... could have been months apart

>>683887470
FUCK OFF RANDY BOBANDY

>>683897726
You forgot to be funny

>>683902289
and people say juijutsu is bullshit...

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>>683901777

you lucky dog

>>683902413
lmfao

>>683877769
I thought this was YLYL

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>>683875368

>>683876407
Solid 5/7

>>683897354
you amerifats have only like 110-120v , that doesnt kill

>>683886826
she's 9....

>>683875807
i'd find this funnier if i wasn't a historyfag. forks weren't around in this part of the world at that time, and likely hadn't been invented until 4 centuries or so later.

>>683875086
Overwatch?

>>683873197
Gary Simpson is Carlie all grown up, compare the faces

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>>683873197
I honestly dont get it op. I'm not some faggot who doesnt laugh at tragedy but seriously... whats the joke? are you trying to be ironic by posting something not funny to a ylyl thread? what is it?
>9yo blonde girl abducted?
>Carlie Marie Trent?
>Gary Simpson?
>White dodge van?
>blue eyes?

>OP is autistic

>>683895134
>>683897285
stop being gay 13 year olds, this image is more cringe than it is deep.

>>683873916
>gril