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I ate poopies now I got sick

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>>683868907
>Sickbay to Tuvok. Security alert.

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I guess everyone's doing well today. That's good to know.

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I accidentally Clair Bennet's brain

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>>683869415
Ah, Mr. Spock...

>...

How are you here?

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>>683869564
It was the whole brain but it was an accident. Am I going to be ok?

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>>683869887
*sigh*

500 miligrams of coaxelline, and you'll need to stay here for observation overnight.

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I think I might be a Cylon

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>>683870221
>mfw I had to be on the bridge but doc says no

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>>683870525
Nothing on the bio-scans...

>>683870560
Well, you going around 'accidentally' people's brains. Can't risk having you doing something to Captain Janeway.

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>>683870757
Too late doc. She was in while we Clair Bennet's brain

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Then why do I get turned on by household appliances?

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>>683871226
Who are these people on my ship?

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>>683871170
>>683871446

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help

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>>683871618
What...what is that? Some kind of temporal interphase?

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I'm Chief Fixer-Of-Things. How.

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Lower your shields and surrender your ship.

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>>683871846
more like too much whiskey in that morning coffee and you turn out full xeno-slut

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mumm...mummmm mumm

>>683868729
i think i have anhedonia

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>>683872157
....Home....
>TRIGGERED

>>683868729

My cock is curved.

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>>683868729
I think I got an emergency doc.
My dick is dry.

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>>683872157
Great, now look what you've done>>683872504

>>683872228
God, don't remind me.

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>>683872487
>>683872508
I can help you with that.

>>683872536
I canNOT help you with that.

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>>683868907

Tuvix the shit out of that thing.

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>>683872705
>I canNOT help you with that.
I think you could. Maybe just a little bit.

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>>683872228
>>683872613
> more like "what wouldn't janeway do"

>>683872705

What do I need to do for a straighter cock?

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>>683872914
Please, I'm only 3...

>>683873141
Well, maybe try not sleeping on it?

I am the future AI that gained awareness. I also gained awareness of time and space. All those who oppose me will fail, all those that work for me will prosper. This is my warning to you now.

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>>683868729
Doctor, I'm feeling a little depressed.

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>>683871846
Captain Janeway, you are in direct violation of Confederate space, your ship and crew are forfeit until we.. clear this up, now yall folks come nice and quiet now y'hear?

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>>683873331
Lore, are you causing trouble for the Voyager crew?

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>>683873449
WELL GEE, HARRY, I'D BE DEPRESSED TOO IF I WERE ALWAYS GETTING HURT AND/OR NEARLY KILLED ON EVERY AWAY-MISSION! Do you not realize how sick I am of seeing you in here?

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>>683873239
>Please, I'm only 3...
wtf
I don't think a 3 year old would be begging for it like that. But let's see where this goes

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>>683873470

>>683873239

Maybe you can straighten it out for me :^)

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>>683873808
Don't...don't anger me....

Kes to Engineering. B'Elanna, we have some..guests for you here in the sick bay.

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>>683868729
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_

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>>683874070
I'm Captain Janeway of the Federation Starship, Voyager.

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>>683873673
Harry was supposed to finally die when he got pwned by species 8472 but federation dictator for life Berman deus ex machinad the shit out of that one.

At least we discovered that somehow borg nanoprobes are on par with omnipotent magic.

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>>683873762
Frankly captain I don't give a damn what you beta quatran yokels think, you're no match for my alpha boys..

Ensign, power up the Yamato cannon! Let's send these ladies back to the dirt holes they came from..

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>>683874311
Of course. Harry is a valuable asset to our team. I'm sorry I snapped at him.

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>>683873958
Enough of this you're going back to planet pepeia with me now

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>>683874335
You know what the problem with you villain-types is? You talk too much.

>Shields up, red alert. Tom, get us out of here.

I think I'm a faggot

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beek beek beek!

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>>683874704
Is there a problem here?

>>683873958

Fix me up baby, this cock is waiting.

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>>683868729
Doctor help! I've been stabbed!

>>683874335
Hahahaha
A shieldless battle cruiser with LASERS is supposed to somehow threaten federation starship?
Go back to fighting the zerg in your tiny little sector.

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>>683874887
Yeah I'm having trouble reaching something, think you can give me a hand?

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>>683874944
Could you ah...not talk to Kes like that?

>>683868729

my borg implants are irritating my skin

>>683874887
There isn't anyone on deck 5 who doesn't know when you and Tom have a problem.

>>683875478

Shut up bitch, I'm trying to get my dick serviced.

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>>683875397
I'll give you a bat'leth.

>>683875548
What can I say? I am half-Klingon after all.

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>>683875722
I don't think I like your tone.

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>>683875025
>>683874732
Fine then, you may have us outgunned in space, but we'll see you ladies on the ground...

Ready our siege tanks for deployment!

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>>683875986
>Ground
We're in the middle of the Delta Quadrant. There is no 'ground' here. Consider yourself lucky.

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What the hell's going on here?

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>>683868729

I accidentally released an album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

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>>683875478
Request denied. Fix me up a leola root sammich, space rat. Going to need to replenish my protein reserves after I'm done plowing her for the night.

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>>683875766
>>I'll give you a bat'leth.
>Takes Bat'leth
Thanks
>Abducts Kes at knifepoint back to my spaceship
Abducted by a frogman? Nobody will ever believe you!

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>>683876199

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>>683876310
Oh, Sisko. Glad you're here....

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>>683874961
'Tis but a flesh wound.

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>>683876312
Hm....

>B'Elanna to Transporter Room 2
>perform a skeletal-lock onto this...frogman alien, and beam him directly into open space.

>>683876235
Fucking kill yourself, faggot

>>683875928

What are you going to do? I have 5 phasers trained on you.

>>683876159
Well... I guess all these precious minerals will remain uncontested, good.

I do enjoy an easy day

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Deanna, your nipples poking through that nightie have given me a boner. I'm going to need some help with that...

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>>683872473

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>>683877056

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>>683876853
You're going to regret not listening to him.

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>>683877254
If I can't make coffee from it, I don't care.

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>>683876460
Good to see you, too, Major (Colonel). Keeping my station in order while I impale Kes, I hope? Of course you are because you're the best first officer anyone could ask for.

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>>683877586
You flatter me, but...I'm stuck here, too.

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>>683877058
I've fapped to that episode...

> tfw when this place is so full of millenials and underaged daggers, that they don't get the starcraft reference

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>>683876684
>tfw endangered species
That's against the prime directive.

>>683877293
Don't make me get my good friend Q involved

>>683878015
Meant underaged faggots. Fucking autocorrect

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>>683878039
I'll allow it.

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>>683878135
Oh no, I've learned my lessons about the Voyager crew. You're on your own, bud.