You can't crash into things

>>683860098
>You have no landing gears.
I have the ability to alter memories.

>>683861210
You're blind

>>683861210
except any to do with yourself

i can pull anything of any size from my pockets

>>683862084
You have to shove anything you pull out of ur pocket up ur ass

I can breathe fire

>>683862423
You can't burn anything.

I can run fast enough to break the sound barrier

>>683862423
It fucking hurts.

I can spit acid.

>>683862423
You aren't flame retardant

>>683862822
It breaks your legs each use.

I can fart sonic booms

>>683860098
I can turn into OP

>>683862822
You can't stop running.

I can turn invisible.

>>683862920
You crap your pants each time

>>683862423
everytime you breathe you breathe fire with a high risk of burning yourself in the process.

I can control time and space.

>>683862920
The scent covers a spread of many miles, at least 50-100. It also could possibly rupture your anus

>>683863115
Your neil degreaser tyson

I can orgasm anytime

>>683863115
Whatever you change in the past is permanent, and can't be changed by going back and stopping yourself from changing said thing.

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I can freeze time and move freely for a while

>>683863272
You bleed instead of cumming.

>>683863272
Everytime you do, your genitals shrink until they stop existing. Also when they're gone your orgasms are gone.

I have a giant cock

>>683863272
But you have to think of giving a donkey oral in order to do it.

>>683863363
You get defeated by Jotaro, who also can do that.

>>68386354
For an Asian

>>683863363
only for as long as you can hold your breath

>>683863363
You can't commit a crime.

I can teleport.

>>683863541
You have a small everything else

>>683863541
but you are only 3/5 of a person

>>683863115
But you suffer from vertigo and having no sense of sight.

>>683863017
Photons can't reach your retina anymore, so you're as blind as Anne Frank

>>683863541
You can only fuck other planets

>>683861210
You cannot remember how to do it

i have all powers ever conceived

>>683863711
unstable teleportation may occur, resulting in the loss of structural integrity of your body's molecules.

>>683863711
Only teleport while underwater to another underwater location.

>>683863701
oooh man, brutal

>>683863711
fair enough

I can turn invisible

>>683863363
>You age twice as fast when time is frozen.
I can read other people's thoughts

>>683863860
Your the greased up deaf guy from family guy

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>>683863759

>>683863860
They all cancel each other out and you die trying to maintain them all.

I can harness the power of lightning and electricity, conjuring it into weapons and items, or hurling it like Zeus

>>683863860
You can't control any of them, they turn on and off at random.

>>683863919
only while your fapping

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>>683863860
when you use one, the others get insanely jealous, play with your emotions, nag at you and bring you to powers counseling twice a month

>>683863955
Your head gets bigger each time you read someone's mind.

I always get trips or higher

I can fuck any girl I want to concentualy without getting in trouble or catching stds

>>683863955
They can read yours.

>>683862839
You melt your mouth every time you spit it

I can breath under water

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>>683864148
>>683863955
WELL FUCKING DONE M8

>>683864088
You have seizures because of the strain on your nervous system

>>683863919
You stay invisible forever once you turn.

I'm literally Batman

>>683864136
nice
>>683863974
one of the powers would bypass that
>>683864092
>>683863991
well played

>>683863541
But you're a nigger

>>683864093
That's better, faggo

>>683864292
Rachel died cuz of you
> RACHEL!

>>683864093
No one can see my fapping and I can go into changing rooms. Worth

>>683864265
Can't breath air

>>683864206
every time you do you go perma-flaccid for a year

>>683864088
you're very vulnerable to water, which can short you out.

>>683864400
Good

>>683864292
>You are literally a humanoid bat.

My dick can turn into an industrial drill.

>>683863955
But you're a Nigger

>>683864206
You have to remove one of your testicles each time.

>>683864206
Coz you already have them all

>>683864500
And that's a bad thing?

You have to plug it into a socket to charge it

>>683864506
You are OK...

>>683862423
You cant use your lungs

>>683864412
Nice. Would still fuck Emma Watson

>>683863860
The power to die any time you think about killing yourself creates a paradox because you also have the power of immortality. If you think about yourself dying, then time and space cave in around you and you cease to exist.

>>683864500
sex is impossible as you kill your partner the moment it's in a orifice. Also masturbation destroys your hand.

>>683863794
>>683863794
>you're as blind as Anne Frank
>blind
>Anne Frank

Wat

>>683860098
9/11 bait (protip "nine out of eleven")

Turn every person into the race they hate the most

>>683864579
If I'm out of balls? Could get crazy money from epic pornos so I could just get pills and implants.

>>683864805
You turn into a nigger

>>683864740
Pretty sure he mixed up Hellen Keller with Anne Frank kek

>>683864740
Do you even Clerks II bro

>>683864805
Including yourself

>>683864805
Everyone is black

>>683864671
fuck, man

>>683864880
see >>683864885

>>683864805
Chaos everywhere. Wars, famine, disease, and you're in the middle of it all.

>>683864805
Yourself included.

I can cum at will, I can shoot as much cum as I like, and my orgasms are 100x better.

>>683864996
Your semen expands in/on your partner, drowning them or making them explode. Also you have to clean that shit up.

>>683864996
You have no legs.

>>683864996
you cum lava which burns your dick off.

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I can read people's minds and Inception the shit outta them (basically Prof. X)

The power to control the minds of women without them remembering they were ever under control.

>>683864996
Your a pot belly pig

>>683863711
only into bathrooms

i have super senses and reflexes

I can use any weapon I touch perfectly.

>>683864949
I'm mixed race of black, arab and white i don't mind any

Anything I wish for happens It doesn't have to be verbal, I can just think of it and it happens.

>>683865188
Already on this thread

>>683865214
Your power is easily imitated with scopolamine.

>>683865214
They turn into horn black men while controlled

>>683865325
Constantly thinking of getting buttfucked by 3 black men on the kitchen counter

>>683865325
Severe ADD and can't control your thoughts worth a fuck.

>>683865307
Your a Indian (dots not feathers)

>>683865214
Every time you do a fragrance will appear and stronger. Thr stronger it is, the easier women will break out of it.

>>683865267

they stick to your hands

>>683864996
can only get hard when eating out an obese guys ass

>>683865325
you hear voices and have a over active imagination

>>683865482
I already have ADD

>>683865267
Can't use them to harm anyone.

I am immune to drawbacks to powers

>>683865640
You don't have powers

>>683865640
No powers

>>683865214
You have to pull your pants off and stand still the whole time with the condition of at least 4 people watching

>>683865710
>>683865714
But I have the immunity

>>683865640
you have no powers

>>683865214
If you cum they wake up and remember everything.

>>683865627
Defence at least, not entirely useless

>>683862231
Kek

>>683865833
He did get dubs...

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I am invincible

>>683864996
You are a quadriplegic mexican

>>683860098
You can only turn yourself into a plane with a gay orgy on board.

>>683865833
and that it your only power; therefore you are immune to drawbacks on powers you dont have

gg shithead

>>683865510
Thats actually pretty legit

>>683865928
you are also a jew

>>683862423
You have no mouth
>>683862839
You have no lips
>>683862920
You have ibs
>>683863017
But only from girls you like
>>683863272
You are now a girl, also a Nigger
>>683863363
You age faster as a result
>>683863541
It won first prize at the county fair but now won't stop cockadoodling at 5am every day
>>683863711
Have to teleport each atom one at a time, five second cool down between each cool down
>>683864088
Kratos kills you
>>683864206
As long as they're over the age of 75
>>683864292
The cheesy Adam west version. Also bernie Sanders won and now you're bankrupt

>>683860098
towers are immune to you

>>683865833
Literally nothing changes you just have the immunity to nonexistent drawbacks, wtf?

>>683864996

every tim your dick rips a little every time you bust until it falls off

>>683865928
you're Bruce Willis

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>>683860098
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_

>>683864924
Lol

>>683865325
You're VERY suicidal, your thoughts flooded with you dying

manipulation of gravity

I have any negative aspect inflicted on me reversed. For example, something that would normally break my arm would instead strengthen it

>>683862928
>your autism reaches new heights, far above OPs

reality warping, I guess?

>>683866190
You are blind.

I am a chamion of the gods

>super strength
>sexy
>Ambitious
>invincible
>Large penis
>Perfect form

>>683866190
Only directly inverse or normal, aplies to the entire planet your on.

>>683866190
You are now Pluto and no one cares.

>>683865928
You are removed from the frame of our existence, your actions don't affect anything in our world and we can't see you. You can only watch us through you a 360 camera livestream on your iphone4

>>683866203
Nothing either good or bad ever happens, your life remains stagnant until your death.

>>683866203
You have to convince tumblr that it is a bad thing first.

>>683866353
you can't spell for shit
no wait..

>>683866203
Every time a negative aspect on you is reversed, it happens to a loved one instead.

>>683862928
You're a faggot.

>>683865928
, but you have an extra chromosome 21

>>683866234
Can't warp it back.

>>683866542
thanks

>>683866190
It happens very slowly, allowing all lifeforms to adapt to it.

>>683866353
You spend all your time on 4 chan instead of maintaining and now are a fat loser who used to be cool

>>683866353
Your 5 inches tall.

>>683866353
But only when you're asleep

>>683866353
You are in the astral world and can't affect anything physically or be seen by normal eyes.

>>683860098
Kill yourself, autistic edgy white faggot. Don't joke about 9/11, you autistic faggot no die.

I can make eye contact with someone and they will have the most violent orgasm of their life

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If dubs I get to go super saiyan, but instead of getting super strong I get really fucking high

>>683866353
have to convince people you exist to get your powers the more people that believe in you the stronger you get... but everyone thinks your just a gym junkie

Have the power to make OP deliver.

Insane healing factor, like James Howlett/Wolverine

My body is wifi with 100mbps max

>>683866777
Don't joke about autism, you neckbeard faggot. Edgy black kid.

>>683866842
So do you.

>>683866777
>being this much of a newfag

Wasted trips

The ability to pin down and exterminate people who make tranny threads

>>683866622
limit not make it useless

>>683866869
I really wanted that one.

>>683866842


Your eyes are on the bottom of your feet

>>683866942
>you're a router with no consciousnesses

I can seduce any woman I want

>>683866842

Your eyes are on the bottom of your feet

>>683867010
You shape shift into a trap to use your power.