>>683848546
Only when sleeping.

>>683848546
You have a penis in your arm, and you are a nigger

>>683848546

Only flies to a randomly determined spot on the planet, determined at midnight every day.

>hey steve we need bread
>no worries i'll fly down and get it no-oh nope fuck now i'm in armenia

>>683848546
Everytime you sneeze your pants drop to the floor causing everyone to stare and laugh manically at your small penis.

X-Ray vision

>>683849083
You can only see gay grandpa niggers

super speed

Damn, when you guys don't get it, you realllly don't get it...

The ability to jump as high as I want

>>683849482
Only east

>>683848546
The power to create anything including superpowers.

>>683849482 Your penis grow 1000 meters (1km) each meter you run 1 meter.

>>683848546
super fast fapping.

>>683849821
Holy shit, what did i wrote.

>>683849906
Only to traps.

Telekinesis

>>683849821
> each meter you run 1 meter.

Holy kek.

ice magic

>>683850289
It sounds, as eco, GAY GAY GAY GAY, each time you use the magic.

>>683848546
Ability To make any female pornstar magically pop up from thin air in your room.

>>683850154
You get terrible headache that grows with every minute you are using it. Painkillers won't help.

>>683850154
everything you use it your mom, girlfriend, grandma and sister fell unbearable pain in their genitals

>>683849543

>You will still fall as if you were on a freefall, meaning if you jump too high you will become a red stain against the ground

>>683850759
every time you do your Penis shrinks into your body for 8 hours

>>683850759
She will have a benis (xddddd)

The power to be able to leave 4chan forever.

>>683850844
Downside?

>>683850912
You will dream with us every night

>>683850912
but you are forced to visit 2chan everyday, and you cant read japanese

>>683850912
Withdrawals that force you to go see a therapist 4 times a week.

>>683850912
You only can visit reddit and tumblr feminist pages

>>683851063
kek.

>>683848546
Freeze time and only you can move around.

>>683850289
Your body temperature drops significantly every time you cast a spell, with all the consequences and risks for your health. It takes 3 hours for your body to get back to normal.

the ability to have anything i want without anyone fucking it up.

weak shitty plasma powers like Jubilee from the Xmen

>>683851258
You only can feel pain and sadness, as all of them are dead while you see them. You hear the cry of your loved ones, the most sad secrets.

>>683851315
You become a dog every tuesday until you donate 300 trillion dollars to the Trump cause.

>>683848546
you become the hulk when you get a boner.

>>683851315
Inanimate objects fuck up whatever you do. They don't count as part of 'anyone' because they aren't sentient.

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>>683849644
Kek as fuck

I became immune to everything harmful, including any of your stupid limitations

>>683849715
It's always at HO scale

>>683851258
Everyone knows when you use it.

>>683851315
you always want what you don't have

>>683848546
Ability to Speak perfect spanish when wearing a fedora.

>>683851624
when you no longer have a boner you turn into a flaming bag of shit.

I can shoot lasers from my fingertips

Tard strength

>>683851887
The lasers are made of dead baby niggers

>>683851360
you have to wear the yellow coat and red shades

>>683851876
> your imagination

kek

>>683852027
That's a bonus

>>683851315
You get retarded and only wish for retard stuff like warm ice cream

>>683852022
You get cancer

telekinesis

>>683852027
Where's the limiting

>>683851258
Time restarts if you touch anyone

>>683851824
You become completely mute every time you take the fedora off.

The ability to vibrate through walls.

>>683848546
After fap you feel the most amazing orgasm of your life that lasts for 2 minutes and it always feels amazing everytime.

Invisibility

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>>683852113

>>683851684
your live is so good that you get bored & depressed and die at age 40

>>683852022
you become a tard

Hyperintelligence

>>683851624
you are only sexually aroused by vintage cars

>>683851315
You only want my dick in your mouth

Make 2d girls 3d

>>683852190
Cop out
>>683852486
Just when using Tard strength or forever

>>683849083
you can never turn it off

>>683852221
but only objects under 1 kilogram
any more and your balls will painfully explode

I want the power to mind control people!

>>683848546
Limit this! The power to attract and have sex with at will with any female in and only in the Human race.

>>683852492
You say ''Im a nigger, we wuz, we wuz'' each time you think

>>683851824
Only to other bronies...

>>683851887
Your mouth fills with a hobos toe nails like popcorn while you use it.

>>683852501
How is that a downside

>>683852598
All your wifus hate you and you are forever the background character, never the main or side character

The ability to fuck off

>>683849715
You can never remove what you create

>>683852700
Your penis is radioactive and kills them immediately afterwards.

Immortality.

>>683852700
The sight of a woman kills any erection you achieve

>>683852390
Only cardboard walls

>>683852440
You only get erection from the touch of your grandmas left boob

>>683852700
your penis grows 5 times larger and gets stuck if you cum inside, if you pull out you are stuck with a 50kg dick for 40 minutes.

>>683852440
Everytime you use your power you lose a hand.

>>683852836
You're forever out of smokes

>>683852700
Everyone has STDs, and they're also ugly.

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>>683851824
Only when you're around people who doesn't speak Spanish

>>683852467
but only to the mentally ill

>>683852700
They are the poorest niggers, with the mind of who you wanted (basically is the person you wanted)

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Mememancer. The ability to create super dank hot memes. They never get stale.

>>683852700
Your mother is always watching.

>>683852700
Erectile disfunction

>>683852689
While mind controlling the stupidity of the person transfers into you permanently

I have Gods powers.

Zozzle

>>683853140
You create memes

>>683851887
You can feel the lasers on your fingertips

The power to have any food anywhere at anytime.

>>683852942
Live past the human race, leaving you on a lonely planet. That wasn't a limiting thing, that's fact. Also you get prison for life.

>>683852700
You're gay, power is limited to chicks, no dudes will fuck you.

>>683853140
They are used by normies all the time

>>683853174
You become an atheist and don't believe in it

>>683849482
But the effects of a normal human reaching high speeds still apply to you.

>>683852700
You're a homosexual

>>683851258
Your dick can't move around

>>683853329
You can only summon stale food

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The ability to turn into any woman i see.

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>>683852756
mostly like this

>>683853329
From Ethiopia

>>683853329
It's already digested

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Limit this feggots! the power of can't be limited in your powers.

>>683853495
You're blind

>>683851887
It burns your skin.

>>683853562
You have no powers

>>683853562
You chose a lame ass power so you're so depressed you an hero.

>>683853495
You can never turn back into you

>>683853495
The woman dies and as she rots, so do you

>>683853495
It only works on gay people

>>683853274
this

>>683848546
You have no control over lowering or raising yourself. You only fly in a straight path, and when you turn off the power, it does not work again until you're on land.

>>683849482
This speed applies to everything you do. You cannot slow down for anyone, and always act at a super-fast pace. This includes sex.
>>683849906
You get all the effects of long fap, including friction burn.
>>683850154
You have to be screaming, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!"
As long as you're using the power. Maximum volume.
>>683850289
Unfortunately, you can only edit ice. You can't make ice.
>>683849543
Everytime you jump, you lose an inch in height. Minimum height of 1 inch. At that point, you stop shrinking.
>>683850759
They will believe you kidnapped them, and call for help immediately.
>>683850912
You are banned from the internet as well.
>>683851315
You have no desires. (That's what you get for trying to loophole, faggot.)
>>683851360
Just loud enough for you to hear, someone screams 'Pew-Pew!' everytime you use your powers.
>>683851258
You age while time is frozen.
>>683851684
You become immune to anything useful as well, and become trapped in a quasi state of existence.
>>683851824
Unfortunately, you appear to be unattractive as hell while wearing said fedora.
>>683851624
Your dick not hard is 1 centimeter. At maximum boner, it's 2 centimeters.
>>683851887
Your fingers are not protected from the heat of the lasers, and therefor you quickly burn them off, too.
>>683852022
You lose the ability to speak any language, or transfer your ideas in a comprehensive way.
>>683852221
The entire time you're using the power, you must be speaking a new language. When you run out of languages to speak, you must restart the cycle in the exact order in which you began it.
>>683852390
You are occasionally used as the first human's vibrator, designed for XXXXXL fat people.
(1/?)

>>683852467
You are ALWAYS invisible.

Dustmancey

Ability to grow large

The ability to transform into any animal

>>683848546
Ability to live in any chosen vidya universe without getting myself killed.

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GOAT level martial artist

Omnipotence

>>683853839
Say it isn't so

:'(

>>683853866
You grow large by eating shit.

>>683853866
Only one bodypart at a time and never your dick

Fire proof body (counting skin bones and internal organ)that alows me to produce and manipulate fire at will

>>683853881
You lose ability to think like human being while shapeshifted.

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Have biggest bennis ever.

>>683848546
The ability to make items disappear and reappear at will.

>>683852492
You have to sleep 18 hours per day because of your brain activity.

>>683853140
no one finds your dank memes funny

>>683853881
At 1/10th scale and albino

>>683853881
but only when you're horny

>ctrl f
>no teleportation
TELEPORTATION. Have at me /b/itches

>>683853978
It's random and out of your control

The power to summon a variety of cereal at my will.

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The power of teleport to any time on History. Even before the creation of the Universe.

>>683854012
It causes cardiac arrest

>>683852942
You get old anyway. Extremely old.

>>683854148
Takes you the same amount of time it would to walk there

>>683852492
only whilst eating

>>683854012
So large that it fills up every room and you suffocate, only to come back to life with your dick 30x bigger than before. Also, all the blood in your body goes to your dick so you repeatedly die just to come back to life with 10% less blood.

>>683854012
u cant get it up

>>683853866
You never shrink back

>>683854025
You have a bad case of dementia and forget everything you make disappear

>>683854148
BORING
You can only teleport to Antarctica.

>>683852700
You become to them as the One Ring was to Gollum

>>683853140
Your memes are only reported on 9gag.

>>683854148
Your molecules randomize bit by bit every time you teleport, causing defects in your dna and giving you cancer

>>683854233
You only end up at a place where you immediately die

absolute shapeshifting
i can shapeshift into anything

>>683854148
50% of getting stuck or impaled in/on whatever objects that are close to your destination. This can be lethal.

>>683853174
You don't exist.