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Waifu thread
Claim and do whatever. I don't give a fuck.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Dio-sama...
my name is mud
Born 2 meme
>>683842135
You sound like my first girlfriend. Dating an asexual person is weird, it's more like hanging with a good friend of the opposite sex who let's you kiss them and stuff. Not too bad really
>>683842146
Hi there!
>>683842321
This may be a dumb question but my name or waifu?. I'm doing good, today's my day off between classes this summer.
>>683842383
Doing very well now. It's only 8 over here so we're not that far off.
Demialc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mux9SgJcvQw
>>683843110
Wizardry = Virginity
Level is your age.
Im kinda just here
Obligatory claim.
>>683843166
Sand dove.
>Juri
>>683843145
HERE
>>683843414
Lets be 'kinda just here' together.
Thought this was gonna be a ks/b/ thread.
sosad
>>683843392
Oh ok
Got it
>>683843478
HOL UP
>>683843087
kagami claimed!!
claim also how do you guys feel about femdom. i hate normal relationships and prefer to be mothered by a woman but everywhere i go its girls giving bj and being railed but the male. Why cant i see a guy get railed buy a girl....without a dildo
Smokin dank kush dawg, dankest
>>683843140
Sounds pretty accurate to me, I mean, she's pretty screwed up in the head if you ask me.
>>683843478
AYO HOL UP
>>683843522
Yeah but you get to feel some nostalgia, I give it a few more months before these threads get purged too.
dubs and i go on a date with syndra
>>683843588
I think we're all wizards here.
>Mages guild up in here.
>>683843110
It means we're virgins and will likely remain so.
>>683842964
It's fine, I'm used to unrequited love.
>>683842923
Get a job m8, then the girl will come.
>>683843288
Whatever name you'd like to be known by, usually your waifu name but whatever works.
Claimed. What would you all consider the ideal age to start having kids, if at all?
>>683843478
Oh snap!
>>683843603
what? :(
>>683843654
weed haha
Ako claim
Posting slow playing vidya
>>683843603
>a guy get railed buy a girl....without a dildo
Wait I'm totally confused
>
>>683843145
>No one is watching
>Literally everyone is watching
Those feel nice though, however you're too sweet for your own good.
Game is actually pretty fun, and so is the Multiplayer once you get used to it. I'm hoping it'll be a good distraction, time is still far too slow.
It took a lot longer than expected, just popping in to say I'm going to workout now so I'll see you guys even more later.
>>683843795
>Get a job m8
lel no.
>then the girl will come.
I don't even want a girlfriend anymore.
>>683843705
doin it anyways
what sort of tea makes a person not stabby stabby?
Claimed
>>683843603
I don't know. I'm neither dominant nor submissive. My ex was dominant as fuck and I wouldn't yield to her and it would drive her nuts. I see my partner as my equal and nothing more or less.
>>683843288
that's not too bad, i wish i could have that....just the friend part for me, none of the good parts kek
>>683843779
hell yeh!!!!
>>683843603
/gfd/ and even /rr/ are interesting, I'd like to have such a relationship.
I'm afraid biology dictates that men should rail women and not the other way around.
>>683842711
your waifu is trash and you should feel trash
>>683842836
your waifu isn't trash
yeah grisaia is really long,
>>683842667
>good waifu rattles
>always one off
It's me
>>683844060
no u
>>683843973
Farewell. Have fun.
>>683844074
eye
>yuuko
>>683843288
Good to hear you're doing well
>>683843973
We're all gonna make it
>>683843392
I'm not a wizard since lvl 16 :(
>>683844119
B O I
O
I
>>683844119
stop
dont do it
>>683843795
Just Kud then, easy to remember. Gotta love the wafu waifu.
Ideal age for kids for everyone is when you can support them and yourself comfortably.
>>683843705
Solid taste.
I expect nothing less of you.
>>683843883
How's your day going so far?
>pats
>>683843888
You know what I mean...glad you like the pats.
>pats more
Yeah, Uncharted seems like a really fun game and Naughtydog had always made quality content. Time always goes slow if your focusing on it, man.
>>683843973
Enjoy your workout, horror buddy.
>>683844209
Well you better change waifu then you fucking fraud
>>683843830
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>683844209
Then what the hell are you doing here normie shit? /s
>>683844297
o shit waddup
O SHIT
>>683843522
Hey, this can be a ks/b/ thread if you want it to. Most of us have probably played it anyway.
>>683843603
what the fuck
Also not really into femdom, not my thing.
>>683843973
See you later famalam.
>>683843981
I'm just saying m8. If you did then you'd probably have to get a job cause girls tend to be picky about that kind of thing.
>>683844009
I like you Akiko.
>>683844189
Yuuko.
>>683844209
Damn, at that age I was dating an abstinence til marriage christian girl. I didn't even have a shot.
>>683844355
ily homu
u qt
>>683844209
then im a more powerful mage than you are????
>confirmed!!!!
Mei is Bae
>>683843603
I see where you're coming from,
I could go either way.
Depends on my mood I guess.
>>683844424
WADDUP
>>683844051
yes well at least a girl to be stronger then me but maintains a female figure
>>683844297
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>683844448
Arch mage reporting in.
>>683843677
She isn't in any way cat related. It's a spider on her back, as she likes them.
>Purple is the color of her ki
>>683844299
>They are... nice.
It's pretty impossible NOT to. 6 years will do this to you.
>>683844303
kyouko
>>683844299
Just Great as Always My Love!
Yourself?
>squirms under pats
oh and i found a new pic
>>683844433
ren
>>683843795
Once you can support them. I'm the only sibling without a kid and I will most likely never give my parents a grand kid, feels bad :(
>>683843503
I-I.. I'd like that.
I would really like that.
Anything, anywhere is a lot better with you around Homu, I adore you. <3
>Kisses on cheek
stop the memes!
>>683844581
oh humble archmage!!!! what guidance does ye give to a young apprentice????
>>683844344
Fuck no lel
>>683844363
Aw come on
>>683844433
Fucking kek'd. I bet she changed her mind at lvl 18
>>683844448
Why do you think I know only one spell?~
>>683844060
After playing Yu-No, most visual novels seem pretty short to me. You guys are going to start remembering me as that guy who always brings up Yu-No, but I swear I'm going to get some of you to play it eventually
>>683844433
Not as cute as Renge wearing my clothes.
>>683844051
Biology also dictates that we eat our own shit and eat dead childrens brains when there's not enough food to go around. What I'm trying to say is biology isn't a good reference when we've been heavily conditioned like this by society
>>683844433
>I like those gets Renge
Why again?
>>683844606
Yuuko, good to see you as always qt.
>>683844592
I meant her clothes are purple, and the cat part was the hair, I didn't say some cat girl, I said some cat looking purple woman
>>683844665
>tfw my brother is never gonna get married, and neither am i
this is how the hyde family dies
>>683844433
also i take bake the raild thing just a motherly take care of me woman lol pic related
>>683844779
3DPD
2D where it's at.
>>683844665
Don't feel bad anon!
Kids are fucking gross and ruin 18+ years of your life and make you give up shit like hopes and dreams and money.
You aren't alone.
>>683844963
forgot pic.
>>683844785
yes...that's part of it, also because im 16 or so levels higher than you kek
>>683844875
>Cat
>Hair
Whatever the fuck you're smoking, pass that shit.
6-foot old man fister claimed
So what's everybody up to?
>>683844915
Adopt a kid and make the propagation of your name his problem
>>683844785
Nope. I still keep up with her and she still believes sex before marriage ruins relationships. She wasn't really the brightest. Funny story, though, last Christmas I was playing cards against humanity with her and a couple friends and she got "what ended my last relationship" and I played out "waiting until marriage." It was about the most savage thing I've ever done.
>>683844665
Hey, at least your parents have that. I'm a miracle baby, my parents weren't even supposed to be able to have kids, and I'm the last male in my family line. If I don't have kids, my name dies with me.
What's going on in this thre-
>o shit waddup
>>683844915
Adopt a baby together and raise it to defend your family's honor for all of eternity
>>683845166
She also moves around like she's some fucking cat girl
>>683844963
>>683845089
THE ARCHMAGE HAS SPOKEN!!!!!
>>683845191
there's something about it being....my kid though, i know that's selfish, but it's a little weird that way....
>>683844812
;-;
>>683844915
you'll live on in my heart ;-;
>>683845026
thanks for the support <3
>>683845180
listening to the tunes, how are you?
>>683843087
mandatory cc claim
sorry im late to this thread
>>683845180
o my my kind of robot
>>683844592
>head pats more
Glad you like them.
6 years? Damn, man.
>>683844606
That's good to hear, love. Glad your day has been going well.
>pats more
>too cute
I like that picture, heh. Goes with your typical shtick.
it feels like i just got home and it's already 8 pm
>kill me please
>>683845292
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>683845298
w-with my brother??? oh fuck no....i don't roll either of those ways kek
>kagami
>>683844958
What the fuck
I'm trying to figure out what you're saying and it's not processing through my feeble mind.
>>683844840
You have a cute waifu and seem like a good person with opinions I can agree with. I just like you, that's all.
>>683844829
I do really like that image.
>>683845180
Playing banjo and posting, you?
>>683845292
Fuck off Billy.
>>683844515
That'd be pretty neat, not gonna lie. I understand you.
>>683844840
Society also obeys our instincts. Men are manly, strong and dominant and women are feminine, weaker and submissive.
>Ignore SJW shits, those are pretty much evolutionary dead ends
If you go against the current, you'll find very few people who think like you, or at least not enough to change society, which means things will stay like this. Biology wins.
>>683845321
Heed to my word.
Do not fall for the succibi of this world.
>>683844825
Ay, nice to have a new person here. It's always exciting!
I only come on during the night shift. (C.S.T)
At work right now. Later.
Also claimed.
>>683845325
i feel great, got the day off and spent the last 10 hours sleeping. whaddya listening too?
>>683845569
messing around in gzdoombuilder.
>>683845125
Jesus I must be just a fucking child to you kek
>>683845274
OH SNAP
That must've felt pretty awkward for the girl kek
>>683845569
no its my stupid wording motherly gf is what im trying to say
>>683845464
• •
^
>>683845569
Kyle iz gay
>>683845314
I.. guess? I'm not really sure how cat girls fight, or what part about them you're referencing. Unless you know of some cat-girl pre-2010 who fought using Tae Kwon Do that I missed?
>>683845463
SSFIV came out in 2010, which is when I started to fight with Juri. So 2010-ACTIVE
watching
>>683844825
Give me a couple weeks and I'll play it. I don't know what it is even but I'll play it.
>>683845657
See you later Miho!
>>683845689
Sounds like a party.
>>683845784
She actually laughed her ass off. At least she always had a good sense of humor.
>>683845797
Ah, okay.
>>683845417
Hello CC
>>683845636
hello again legs
>>683845657
Still cute
>>683845649
GET BIGGER HANDS
>>683845954
I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CAT TO ME
>>683845274
I believe in you, have those babies!
>>683845689
So obsessed with this for like the past 2 weeks, great album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvdYvXjJ-ZI
>>683845961
?????
>>683845784
im actually only 21 kek, but you reset your counter at 16 lol
>>683845999
Checkaroonee.
>>683846012
This again.
>be me just now
>queue for game of lol
>get mid, last pick in draft
>ban malz, zed, fizz
>enemy picks lux
>my turn
>I lock in velkoz
>instantly dodged
kek, but really why does this happen?
>>683845321
>selfish
Nah, just your inner desire to propagate your own genes
>>683845569
>I just like you, that's all.
Feels good man
well that comes from both sides then Renge
I know I'm opinionated but I'm by no means a wise anon. I just have my own ideas about things. And yes, I know my waifu is the cutest. I fell for her for a reason. Nice pics btw, that Homu pic almost got me
>>683845649
YES ARCHMAGE!!! YOUR WORD IS LAW!!!
>>683845636
not all men are stronger and dominate im proof of that also not all women are weaker and submissive. sorry but you have struck a nerve i get defense about this thing. also sjws and feminists do suck i hate them
>>683845908
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQw7ShyYz9o
>>683845657
You'll probably see me on and off here around this time.
>>683845962
You'll thank me once you finish it 100%. Totally ruined every other visual novel for me though and now I can't bring myself to like any new ones I've played.
>>683845999
Hi there beautiful. Got any will to live left? I'm all out of it.
>Checked
>>683846185
Everyone else needs to follow the example of this apprentice.
>>683845999
hey yuuko
music war?
>>683845962
i'll never have enough friends to throw a party
>>683846080
damn, that's catchier than i thought
>>683844825
how long is Yu-No?
will it take me like a year to finish?
>>683846208
You feeling better yet?
>>683845636
I guess, can't really argue with that logic
>>683845999
I'll check your trips, beautiful.
>A rare exception
>>683846062
Heh, whatever you say chief.
>>683846298
kek that's going to be my new opener at the bar
>>683846393
>didn't get a response
>rip
>>683846258
Did not expect. Nice.
>>683845962
That's nice to hear. She seems pretty cool
>>683846085
More like deleted my counter
>>683846185
The archmage is right, y'know? the vagina of this world is deep enough to take your house, your kids and all your money
>>683846208
Tats
>>683846298
I sure do!
Here you can have what's left of mine. You deserve it more than i do anyway.
>>683846348
i'd lose near immediately.
I was listening to a lullaby for god sakes.
fight tats
>>683846512
>>683846507
>>683846393
Lol nevermind
>Mugi
>>683846542
i dont' even want the lust, just the love part of it
>sappy as all hell
>>683846543
no way
tats its the og of /waifu/
no one fucks with that nigga
>>683846642
Same shit applies
>>683846542
I'm always right.
>>683846403
It is! I love hip hop, favorite genre, and then when there's great experimental stuff like this, I just love it <3
>>683846777
Lucky sevens :o
>>683846501
Tell me how it goes if you use it.
>>683846543
No, thanks, I just need enough for today. 4chan drains my happines like a goddamn dementor
Still lurking
>oh shit whaddup
>>683846777
i guess....i wanna believe not everyone is like that, ill prolly get fucked up for that, but that's life y'know?
some redneck came up to me and just said "I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS" then walked off
really the only thing interesting that happened to me today
>>683846485
why thank you.
>>683846770
He has kicked my ass so many times with music.
Although i realize now that the tats i saw in thread is not the original one.
>>683846910
Really? lately all 4chan does is cheer me up.
You must be visiting other /b/ threads than this one.
>>683846456
Just checked my save file and it's at 45 HRS but that doesn't count certain thimes I played nad forgot to save so I skipped text.
>>683846787
Yes, yes you are, Great Archmage
>>683846884
I didn't even notice :o
>>683846945
Well, at least you were warned~
>>683847049
It's a sign.
>>683847049
Did someone say niggers?
>>683846884
well it's certainly a great find!
>>683846112
Thanks m8ey. I like to think that I've got a bit of wisdom beyond my years but I'm still just as lost as anyone.
>>683846080
We'll see how that goes.
>>683846297
KS was the first one I played and I really haven't been able to play any since without feeling a little disappointed so I hope it's good.
>>683846403
It's aight man, I have like two irl friends.
>>683846542
She actually is really cool. We started off as friends before we dated and I guess over the course of three years we found out that we were better off just being friends.
>>683846884
Send me shit. Send me all kinds of shit. I like some hip hop, mainly downbeat and stuff with heavy instrumental backgrounds.
>>683847049
My best friend does this to me all the time.
>when you spawn 20 dragons at the college and they swarm like birds
>>683847049
That's not very nice :(
>>683846468
its hard to have my views without sounding like a femnazi and god i hate them
>>683845954
Damn....you're very dedicated.
>>683847049
Smart man
>>683847271
texas
>>683847211
Dubs confirm
>>683847271
U wot.
>>683847128
Today has not been a good day for /waifu/. I won't go into detail.
>>683846348
You can come at me but you already know I listen mostly to eletronical crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ijVnXIWBk
>>683847271
shitty warlock
>Dio
>>683847258
I feel like KS was the first for a lot of the people on this board, but I've played around 30 since and completed over half of them, and this is just in a league of its own.
Also I know the question wasn't directed at me but if you haven't listened to Aesop Rock you should give him a try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQF6x_FgnJ0
>>683847271
>when you summon 20 dragons and the game crashes
>>683847463
20 Dragons!
>>683847506
Yeah, Renge showed up.
