>>683838842
Worse than having one, go asexual

>>683838842
I want to know, bump.

>>683838842
You get sex sometimes and that's pretty cool.

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It's good I get sex every day but she is a normie so there's a communication barrier

The greatest times when you guys both have good moments, and the worst when you both have bad ones.
Having a girlfriend isn't like having a drivers licence, dog, or new TV.
Having a girlfriend means having someone that you need to nurture and develope yourself with.

>>683838842
I got a crazy GF i met from /b/ a few years back.
It has it's pro's and con's..

>>683838842
I want to fuck her, I bet she's wild in the sack

Its awesome sex everyday blowjobs at least 4 to 5 times a month. Sometimes i get bored and dream of an affair but i dont want to cheat more of a sexual thing.

>>683838842
expensive, complicated and stress full

>>683838842
I fucking love limbal rings on blue eyes, so pretty

>>683838842
She's.cute

>>683840028
Pro-tip: don't date hoes from /b/

It's like dealing with a child.... That you can fuck.... Without getting arrested

It's like having a monkey that you occasionally get to fuck.

>>683840429
This

>>683838842
2 scenarios

>wow i like you and you like me
>spend time and have fun
>sex all the time
>time passes
>stop having tons and tons of sex
two paths possible

Path 1:
>get bored because no sex
>cant cooperate together
>argue over little things because no sex/contact
>break up


Path 2:
>no sex but still doing fun things and enjoying company
>sex is secondary because you are hanging out with a best friend
>still get handjobs and sex is pretty nice when it happens, more elaborate things are done in bed for those occasions too (bi-weekly sex or so)
>able to get over arguments and help each other
>pretty good if you are here in this side of the relationship

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>>683840648
I don't think so :/

>>683840225
Doesn't last long. After awhile the vast majority of girls jsut stop putting out.

Ive only met one girl with a bigger sex drive then me and she was a hoe. You don't date hoes.

>>683838842
It's great most of the time.


Now losing one is a different story...

>>683839877
Sounds a lot like a child.

>>683840384
a little late for that.
she actually tried banning me from /b/ because of the porn webm breads, then gave me a black eye and smashed my laptop when she caught me on it. she's crazy, i got a bunch of stories

>>683838842
The distance makes it so well worth it when I see her finally. Last time I saw her was last month, before that a year ago.

>>683841094
I just control the relationship, she knows she has to keep me happy to keep me.

>>683841365
Post the story then lad, starting with how you met her.

>>683841094
A man i really respect(my boss)said the first time she says no find a new woman. Hes fucked well over 100 women, ive only had 11 but i know enough not to stay with girl that doesnt put out.

>>683838842
It won't magically make you happy, just marginally less lonely, depending on how good the relationship is.

How the hell would we know. We're forever alone virgins just like you.

>>683838842
That's my kind of chick.

>>683838842
It's alright it all depends on how much you can get away from them when you need to. If they want to be with you every second of every day it's fucking torture, otherwise, you get sex, nobody looks down on for being single, and you always have someone to do shit with.

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>>683839131
>asexual
NO ONE IS ASEXUAL YOU RETARDED FUCKSTICK. HUMANS REPRODUCE SEXUALLY. EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK ANYONE YOU DON'T REPRODUCE BY BUDDING, YOU CUM GUZZLING GONARD.

MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

>>683838842
Getting and having a GF is great.
Just don't make the mistake of "dating" for more then a year and her becoming a "wife".
A "wife" is not something you want.

honestly dude ,
it's great when it's good and awful when it's bad

currently im dating a girl 100/10 whenever we go anywhere people stare her down , creep dudes post missed connections about her on Craigslist saying they saw her at her job and it's pretty exhausting i try not to care but it gets to me at times

used to fuck all the time some good bdsm shit now it's not as often but it's still good , fight once or twice a week and my only real complaint is that she makes dumb decisions sometimes and can be a bitch but if you find a girl who makes you want to see the rest of the world and continue on its worth all the dumb shit but please if you can learn anything before you get into a relationship it's to put your big ass ego to the side or you'll fuck things up fast and communicate fag

bretty gud

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>Be both madly in love
>You make out, start hangs out a lot
>She says se love you more than everything
>Say she will be here forever
>Say we'll be happy
>Say she miss her ex and break up with you
>Feeling a void the rest of your days
>End up planning suicide

Pic Related. I miss her so fucking much.

>>683845502
can't turn a hoe into a house wife hoes don't act right

>>683838842
i want her to be my gf <3

>>683845502
Holding onto my gf extra tight now
We're both sorry for you, nigger

>>683839877
na not worth it

how hard is it to find a female that wants to fuck and that's all

>>683844466
Asexuality exists because of an abnormality in the brain that causes a human to not want to reproduce.

What are you so angry about? We need more asexuals considering this huge ass overflowing population

>>683845920
What ?

>>683846103
ASEXUAL IS ALREADY A FUCKING SCIENTIFIC TERM, SHITSTAIN. THINGS THAT CAN REPRODUCE BY BUDDING OR MITOSIS ARE ASEXUAL. HUMANS, NO MATTER WHAT MENTAL ILLNESS THEY HAVE CANNOT DO THIS.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>683846103
I thought that was why gay people exist

>>683838842
This girl is cute in a weird way, that's weird

Over rated, all through highschool all I wanted was a girlfriend that would always be with me. 4 years of dealing with 1 crazy chick pretty much makes me wish I killed myself. Left her. Single and get to do what I want.

>>683846270
what about clones
is that not asexual human reproduction?

>>683846103
>We need more asexuals considering this huge ass overflowing population

Wont be enough, we need actual tangible eugenics programs.

>>683846462
Still requires sperm and egg.

You can't cut off a dude's arm and grow a dude from it.

>>683838842
Its a whole other thing that you have to deal with.

>>683838842
Its a burden. They are less sexually horney than guys and bleed 4-6days a month. So for maybe 4-6 days a month maybe of sex you get an overly emotional economic leech who maybe has a job and maybe will give you some kids then divorce raep hou and fucking ruin you life its not worth it bro trust me.

its okay

More work than it's worth. For me anyway, my ex laid on the bed like a fucking corpse when we had sex, so I got out of that quickly.

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>>683840648
>are you me OP

>>683846571
You theoretically could
DNA is present in all cells of the body
it's how hair/nail/fluid samples can be used to find criminals

>>683838842
Ever played a vidya without the controller plugged in? Similar to that.

>>683841365
postem

depends on who they are and how they suit ya really, rn tho honestly it's the best thing in the world. The best sex ever on demand because there's proper communication,cuddles all the fucking time and just general better life. But don't just latch onto any girl like make sure they're good for you or it will be living hell

>>683846789
Nope. Not even a little.

While all of a human's DNA is in ever cell, the hormones and activation enzymes aren't. Plus, those cells will recognize cells nearby and become more arm cells rather than shoulder, internal organs, etc.

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awesome

>>683846944
truth
could regrow all the tissues with the aid of stemcells
but theres gonna be a lot of vital parts of the body missing

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>>683839416
>You get sex sometimes
...and this is why being gay is far, far superior you baby factories.

>>683841014
He's right.

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Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child who throws a shit fit anytime you disagree with its horribly wrong opinions and won't fuck you unless you buy it chocolate and jewelry.

Having a wife is like marrying that autistic child and then spending the next 20 years trying to grow the balls to fucking kill yourself.

>>683847186
But you're still a faggot..

>>683846571
you wot mate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_%28sheep%29
a somatic cell and an egg were used. that means there was no sperm

>>683847238
Sounds like you're just retarded around girls and can't learn how to compromise

>>683847186
I would be gay if it was my choice

>>683838842
Sex is good, everything else is SHIT. Fapping is best.

>>683847452
Sounds like you just made a choice.

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Am own gf

works well :3

>>683847186
men aren't cute at all though

My first "love" ruined me... No matter hoy beautiful the grill is, no matter how sweet she is , no matter how much she spoiles me like a king, I just cant top my first "love"... She haunts me. No matter how many girls I fuck it's all sub par compared to her... My current gf spoils me treats me better than any of my other gfs(even the one) she loves me but as hard as I try and hope I can't return the feelings

>>683847333
Please stop raping my eyes with your words, bigot.

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>>683847353
You're obviously a virgin.

If you weren't, you'd know that the "compromise" in any relationship is you conceding to her demands.

Come back when you're not 14 and know how a relationship actually works.

>>683841410
Good job Okonkwo. Put them in their place.

>>683847353
Compromise? Bitch I have one life to live, I am not compromising anything for anyone. Fuck relationships. It's a prison for bitches who can't control their biological natures.

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>>683847452
You can always condition yourself to it, starting with traps and working with less convincing trap, and go from there.

>>683847597
Femboys are.

>>683846103
it's called having a hormone imbalance, has fuckall to do with reproduction, anyone claiming to be asexual needs to go see a doctor

I'm in my 30's and have never wanted children at any point in my life, and am always horny af

>>683846270
Jesus fucking christ, it's a misnomer, who gives a shit. Do you flip your shit when people call a digital movie a "film"?

>>683846270
Asexual reproduction is a term, Asexual is a term as well. They are not the same

>>683843594
You sound like a bitch

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>>683846103
>brain abnormality
>not wanting to reproduce

You are literally retarded if you believe this.

I don't want to reproduce, but that doesn't stop me from fucking women.

I got a vasectomy when I was 28. Best thing I ever did. Fuck kids.

That's not a brain abnormality, that's being smart and not getting chained to a succubus who will just eventually leave you for a nigger and smoke crack with your child support payments.

>>683847819
>Femboys are.
Anon I don't want to go to jail

>>683847784
Lol step back from your high horse and look in the mirror dude. You're gonna be a lot happier with your life if you just open up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNy5umFAnDo&list=PLwxNMb28XmpcEwc0qydf2jSszQFSht81E&index=44 would advise EVERYONE ITT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

>>683848541
Iaintclickingthatshitnigga.jpg

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>>683848431
I get your point, but you can still be an adult and a femboy. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>683848628

>>683838842
Well my suicide attempt probably would have happened 4 years sooner if I didn't have my gf

>>683847353
>compromise
>women

You can compromise with women
You can feel like you've given and taken a fair share
But women are NEVER satisfied

They are hardwired to be selfish, jealout and want more and more and more
This works out will in terms of evolution and raising a child, but makes life suck if you are a man

Solution: Prostitutes

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>>683847715
Lol. beta cuck. assert dominance. dont let the pussy control you.

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>>683848702
>faggot logic
>mfw

>>683838842
tfw no gf

>>683848541
Happier if I open up? Are you fucking insane? I am not giving control of my life to anyone else. Also you don't know me. I am much happier keeping the parasites off my neck.

>>683838842
My girlfriend is largely miserable. When she's in a bad mood she tends to not keep it to herself. She finds things to complain about on a daily basis.

>>683840193
i know right?

>>683848930
This has never happened with me and my girlfriend, if we disagree we compromise and move on,everyones happier.
But this isn't the place to discuss such a topic OP
most of /b/ are just depressed cunts who want to be pessmistic about everything and call everyone faggots.
If you wanna learn about relationships look here
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwxNMb28XmpcEwc0qydf2jSszQFSht81E

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>>683848944
>implying I do any of that shit

Read between the lines nigga. Sometimes you gotta let the teenagers know what they're in for if they listen to the single mother that raised them to be emo little fags.

>>683849419
That's what bitches do. They are never happy. Fuck em and leave me.

>>683848416
Because all women do this. You are a fucking loser who hangs out with loser ass women apparently

>>683848416
you sound like a depressed bitter and angry little man. Feel bad for you, fam.

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>>683848930
>implying women know how to raise children to become anything but sjw scum

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>>683849677
>>683849605
Hyperbole is obviously lost on you two fags.

Gg anons. Way to set the bar that low.

>>683847784
>>683847715
Sounds like a majority of you just picked shitty women and are shitty yourselves, so no wonder you're so miserable. Just because the relationships you've all seen were shit doesn't mean all of them are. You have the mentality of a teenager.

>>683838842
Like salty milk and pennies

>>683850099
>Hyperbole
Oh, so you were only pretending to be infantile.

>>683845502
she aint shit bruh

>>683838842
very nice and very hard at the same time

>>683849938
yes they do. They have before and they do now.

>>683850244
Sounds like you don't know what you are talking about. It's cute seeing someone ride in on their high horse and hit their head on the light fixture. You are an idiot. You don't own your life moron. Your bitch owns you.

>>683848628
you aren't clicking a youtube link?

why do I visit /b/ ever, it's entirely newfags

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>>683850244
>implying we are miserable

Son, we are not miserable... we are realistic.

I wish I could be 15 again and have an innocent positive outlook on things.

Wait till you get older and that positivity reveals itself as your greatest weakness, which in turn opens you up to getting destroyed by a woman for the first time.

I hope you look back on this day and say "holy fucking shit... they were right"

All people are pieces of shit anon. When they show it to you, you'll understand.

>>683845502
I know that feel bro. Fucking sucks. I've got class with my girl next semester. I'm not sure if that'll be awkward or not

>>683850887
Cite proof.

>>683850891
You're so butthurt. Have a miserable life faggot. Enjoy projecting on people who are happier than your crybaby ass. Gonna go smoke some herb with the boys and maybe put down a few beers, because I own my life. <3

>New Teen XXX site opened<

http://cutebody.ru/

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>>683851295
>"I own my life"
>gonna do drugs and drink
Yep. You own it alright.

>>683851295
I love how idiots like you project. I can see you through your own words. I pity you small man.

>>683850997
See, you keep generalizing. You don't know shit. You take life like a bitter butthurt beta bitch. I simply don't give a shit what happens. People don't disappoint me. I get what I want out of people. It is so difficult for you to understand that things are not black and white. GTFO of here with that baby shit. You're like 17. lol What kind of dumbass are you to where you think others don't deal with people on a daily basis?

>>683851295
you own it so you shorten it ?
nigga go vape your weed

>>683851545
>I pity you little boy
Fixed that for you anon

>>683851144
If you think it will be awkward you are fucked m8

>>683851295
Sounds like drugs and alcohol own you. LMAO, worthless junkie thinks he is free.. HAHAHAHA

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>>683851650
>generalizing

Generalizations and stereotypes exist for a reason kid.

... because they're generally true.

>>683851515
lol m'kay mr mackey. you really make it hard for me to believe you're not over 16 year old.

>>683851295
Nigs gonna troll

Like getting the soul sucked out of you slowly. If it was quick it'd be one thing but it happens slowly, prolonging the anguish.

>>683846986
f@ck lucky bastard

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>>683851975
>hard for me to believe you're not over 16

Double negative detected.

Retard confirmed.

>>683849463

Why would anyone here take relationship advice from a wealthy British homosexual?

Also, just wait: you might think you can peacefully resolve things in the moment, eventually the grass will seem greener on the otherside for your girlfriend.

Unless you have a chocolate flavoured dick that shoots money, she's always going to have it in the back of her mind that she could get someone better than you.
When that person presents himself to her, you'll be the last one to find out.

>>683852329
nice b8

>>683838842
Pretty chill actually. She's not a normie but she doesn't like 4chan because I spearheaded a raid once and got the typical "what if that was you? You wouldn't appreciate it." Other than that, things are good

Awesome, intimacy is the greatest and I have someone I can share my life with.
And I get blowjobs all the time

>>683844466
I know a male asexual. He gets hit on alot as he's fit and decent looking. Extremely intelligent. He has no interest in sex. I've seen him turn down many good looking womrn.

He's literally slightly autistic, though. So maybe it's the autism.

Not memeing with the autism.

>>683853229
I accept some people don't have a sexual impulse, but they're not asexual for the reasons I've described above.

The proper term is "non-sexual".

>>683838842
i found it tiring. felt like i was on some duty at dawn. morning texts at 0600 hours followed by surprise calls which im unable hang up first or dodge without inquisition. Generally feeling like a host in my house.

>>683845222
This is terrible advice. I guarantee you his bitch is shit testing him and he failed the test and now she's fucking other dudes and not him.

>>683853599
So much this.

You basically become a lazy bitch's Butler after a while.

Overrated as fuck.

>>683838842
Anymore pictures of this chick OP? I think I love her.

>>683853857
>You basically become a lazy bitch's Butler after a while.
Only if you let that happen.

>>683845920
You're gf is literally 300lbs. Prove me wrong.

Pro tip, you cant

>>683851732
We talked for a bit after but things died out. I'm ok with that though since in 10 days I leave for my training for the Corps. I feel like time apart might be good. It'll be football season and I'll be a Marine. Fuck yes

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>>683847353
>compromise

This nigga actually believes this

>>683853361
well said anon

>>683847603
Self defense mechanism. And it's for the best. Let her treat you like a king and give no fucks.

Ironically the fact that you don't love her is probably why she puts so much effort in.