Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide
Hey baby, think you can fuck me in the ass tonight?
>>683834396
'ive had this boner since yesterday when i strangled that homeless guy on the highway. should i go to the doctor?'
She would love that
>>683834396
Bought a strap-on, I'd like you to be my first
>>683834834
Rolling
Hey,
I'm going to take you on a picnic this week, I really miss spending time with you in a really special way like we used to. I'll make a cake and all the food for you.
Love you my Angel!
xxx
>>683834396
what the fuck is that keyboard
I'm breaking up with you. Found a better girl. Bye.
I've been wiping my ass with the cat pass 2 weeks, you should try it bae.
Not sure, <<<OP here. I did some shit in settings. Its ugly AF tho
>>683835712
One away from making her cry. kek
>>683834396
Hey Lara, what about 21h00? Jess wont let me do it in her ass
We should try roleplaying soon.
You can be the dragon, and I'll be the knight that slays you and rescues the princess.
>>683835966
WINRAR
"wanna have sex XD (?_?)"
>>683835966
Op: deliver, faggot.
>>683835966
yes
She hasnt responded yet. <<<<op
>>683834396
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
"Oops that was meant for my sister"
>>683836573
post proof that u sent it though
>>683836711
WOOOOOOH WIN WIN WIN
>>683837442
>including the quotes
Absolute madman
>>683837442
The time on your phone says 4:20, but the messages delivered at 4:12 &nd 4:19
what is going on op?
>>683837442
Oh shit, OP did it. For once OP is not a faggot.
/b/ shes calling me lol i need more dubz <<<<op here
>>683837918
He took a picture when she responded, faggatron, which was a couple of minutes after he sent her the first text.
>>683837442
Can you do anything right, you fucking retard?
Obviously you send it without quotations, and not in the same text.
I'm out of here, goodbye fucking idiot.
>>683838038
Answer the call and say "I have become a fat autistic manchild furry" and hang up
Will you please give me three fingers in the butt next time you blow my peepee?
Im working, so you gotta allow me time to update and crop. I dont want /b/ to have her number
Sorry, can't talk right now, but do you think you can ask your sister for a threesome?
>>683838205
You should give us her number anyway.
I was going to ask my sister why we haven't fucked yet
>>683838292
That would take quads
I sometimes think about your dad and what he could do to me.
we need to talk, Jessica
>>683838422
winner
>>683838422
WINRAR
go comment something about fucking her in the ass guys
>>683838400
Alright. Let's start going for quads everyone.
>>683834396
sorry about that, someone took my phone
but really lets have sex, tomorrow night
>>683838400
Check em
>>683834396
rolling this
>>683838630
Gonna go spam her insta...
>>683839045
I can't talk, I'm in a tunnel.
I like to fuck niggers
>>683838920
make dirty comments
While I'm getting things off my chest, I sometimes get off to Steve Carell movies
Don't make me spell it out you swine... Your dad makes me hot. I think of his rich anus when I'm deep in your rotten axe wound.
>>683839414
rrrrrrrroooooooooolllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnngg
>>683839435
roll
I have cancer
>>683839045
No just txt now, in jerking off looking at chloe pics, im sorry
chkxx yo xck phone is brea xchkkcx ing up i can't he cxchkchckx
>>683839435
rol
>>683839435
rolling
>>683839435
Rolling
>>683839045
Jessica im cumming right now
My name is Larry
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listen honey, you know i love you so much, but we can't be together if we don't try anal, lets buy a dildo and put it in my ass
>>683839563
Roll
>>683839435
ok roll for this
>>683839682
ill roll this
>check 'em
>>683839045
Send me pic of your boobs
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>>683839854
rolling
I've been thinking about this for a while now. I want to move to Belgium to inspire young Jihadis
Can't. I'm out with Crystal right now
I quit my job
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I have HIV
>>683839918
roll
>>683834396
Benis im Bagina :DDD xDDDD :DDDD
>>683840011
Winrar
>>683840011
Win
I love you
>>683839854
rolllllll
>>683839045
Im fall in love with mike, im homo...
I am to much faggot to learn that nazi text. <<<<OP
>>683839854
roll!
>>683839854
This
For this thing to work between us, I need you to have a sex change. It's nothing personal, and ive been wanting this for a while now. Please lets get through this together. I hope you can find it in yourself to understand.
>>683840344
WIN OP WIN DELIVER
>>683840344
Winrar of the roll?
>>683839563
roll
>>683840410
rol
>>683840344
There is a god
She is officially pissed
>>683840410
roll
>>683840344
Winrar
>>683840688
Are you retarded?
Almost home /b/ i must end this session. Ty for the laughs.
>>683840868
I think he is
I read the Qur'an and it really speaks to me. I've decided to 'go out with a bang'. Watch for me on the the news. Allahu Akbar.
>>683840688
You cheeky motherfucker.
Pic related, OP.
I wanna kill myself
>>683840688
Abandon tread, you fag
>>683841055
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683841055
Oh great, i got dubs
>>683840868
Retards make me laugh. OP is retarded.
>>683841177
you're on a roll buddy
And you got double dubs
>>683841177
Woaeh now i got double dubs
my ass is sore from your mom's treatment.
Bumping with ass
>>683840688
I would be too if my boyfriend was retarded
Keque
Prepare to laugh, OP.
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sieg heil jessica der deutsche führer muss deinen arsch penetrieren!
You're so stupid sometimes. Can't believe I'm with you
>>683841855
winrar
Tell her you just got back from the hospital and they diagnosed you with stage 3 pancreas cancer and only have 3 expected months to live
>>683841922
WINRAR