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Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide
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Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide
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Hey baby, think you can fuck me in the ass tonight?
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>>683834396
'ive had this boner since yesterday when i strangled that homeless guy on the highway. should i go to the doctor?'
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She would love that
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>>683834396
Bought a strap-on, I'd like you to be my first
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>>683834834
Rolling
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Hey,

I'm going to take you on a picnic this week, I really miss spending time with you in a really special way like we used to. I'll make a cake and all the food for you.

Love you my Angel!

xxx
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>>683834396
what the fuck is that keyboard
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I'm breaking up with you. Found a better girl. Bye.
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I've been wiping my ass with the cat pass 2 weeks, you should try it bae.
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Not sure, <<<OP here. I did some shit in settings. Its ugly AF tho
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>>683835712
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>>683835712
One away from making her cry. kek
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>>683834396
Hey Lara, what about 21h00? Jess wont let me do it in her ass
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We should try roleplaying soon.
You can be the dragon, and I'll be the knight that slays you and rescues the princess.
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>>683835966
WINRAR
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"wanna have sex XD (?_?)"
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>>683835966
Op: deliver, faggot.
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>>683835966
yes
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She hasnt responded yet. <<<<op
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>>683834396
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
"Oops that was meant for my sister"
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>>683836573
post proof that u sent it though
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>>683836711
WOOOOOOH WIN WIN WIN
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>>683837442
>including the quotes
Absolute madman
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>>683837442
The time on your phone says 4:20, but the messages delivered at 4:12 &nd 4:19


what is going on op?
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>>683837442
Oh shit, OP did it. For once OP is not a faggot.
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/b/ shes calling me lol i need more dubz <<<<op here
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>>683837918
He took a picture when she responded, faggatron, which was a couple of minutes after he sent her the first text.
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>>683837442

Can you do anything right, you fucking retard?

Obviously you send it without quotations, and not in the same text.

I'm out of here, goodbye fucking idiot.
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>>683838038
Answer the call and say "I have become a fat autistic manchild furry" and hang up
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Will you please give me three fingers in the butt next time you blow my peepee?
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Im working, so you gotta allow me time to update and crop. I dont want /b/ to have her number
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Sorry, can't talk right now, but do you think you can ask your sister for a threesome?
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>>683838205
You should give us her number anyway.
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I was going to ask my sister why we haven't fucked yet
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>>683838292
That would take quads
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I sometimes think about your dad and what he could do to me.

we need to talk, Jessica
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>>683838422

winner
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>>683838422
WINRAR
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go comment something about fucking her in the ass guys
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>>683838400
Alright. Let's start going for quads everyone.
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>>683834396
sorry about that, someone took my phone

but really lets have sex, tomorrow night
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>>683838400
Check em
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>>683834396
rolling this
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>>683838630
Gonna go spam her insta...
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>>683839045
I can't talk, I'm in a tunnel.
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I like to fuck niggers
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>>683838920
make dirty comments
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While I'm getting things off my chest, I sometimes get off to Steve Carell movies
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Don't make me spell it out you swine... Your dad makes me hot. I think of his rich anus when I'm deep in your rotten axe wound.
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>>683839414
rrrrrrrroooooooooolllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnngg
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>>683839435
roll
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I have cancer
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>>683839045
No just txt now, in jerking off looking at chloe pics, im sorry
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chkxx yo xck phone is brea xchkkcx ing up i can't he cxchkchckx
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>>683839435
rol
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>>683839435
rolling
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>>683839435
Rolling
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>>683839045
Jessica im cumming right now
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My name is Larry
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listen honey, you know i love you so much, but we can't be together if we don't try anal, lets buy a dildo and put it in my ass
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>>683839563
Roll
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>>683839435

ok roll for this
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>>683839682
ill roll this
>check 'em
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>>683839045
Send me pic of your boobs
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>>683839854
rolling
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I've been thinking about this for a while now. I want to move to Belgium to inspire young Jihadis
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Can't. I'm out with Crystal right now
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I quit my job
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I have HIV
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>>683839918
roll
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>>683834396
Benis im Bagina :DDD xDDDD :DDDD
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>>683840011
Winrar
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>>683840011
Win
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I love you
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>>683839854
rolllllll
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>>683839045
Im fall in love with mike, im homo...
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I am to much faggot to learn that nazi text. <<<<OP
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>>683839854
roll!
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>>683839854
This
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For this thing to work between us, I need you to have a sex change. It's nothing personal, and ive been wanting this for a while now. Please lets get through this together. I hope you can find it in yourself to understand.
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>>683840344
WIN OP WIN DELIVER
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>>683840344
Winrar of the roll?
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>>683839563
roll
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>>683840410
rol
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>>683840344
There is a god
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She is officially pissed
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>>683840410
roll
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>>683840344
Winrar
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>>683840688
Are you retarded?
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Almost home /b/ i must end this session. Ty for the laughs.
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>>683840868
I think he is
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I read the Qur'an and it really speaks to me. I've decided to 'go out with a bang'. Watch for me on the the news. Allahu Akbar.
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>>683840688
You cheeky motherfucker.
Pic related, OP.
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I wanna kill myself
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>>683840688
Abandon tread, you fag
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>>683841055
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>683841055
Oh great, i got dubs
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>>683840868
Retards make me laugh. OP is retarded.
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>>683841177
you're on a roll buddy
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And you got double dubs
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>>683841177
Woaeh now i got double dubs
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my ass is sore from your mom's treatment.
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Bumping with ass
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>>683840688
I would be too if my boyfriend was retarded
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Keque
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Prepare to laugh, OP.
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sieg heil jessica der deutsche führer muss deinen arsch penetrieren!
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You're so stupid sometimes. Can't believe I'm with you
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>>683841855
winrar
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Tell her you just got back from the hospital and they diagnosed you with stage 3 pancreas cancer and only have 3 expected months to live
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>>683841855
this >>683841892
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>>683841922
>>683841855
YASS
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>>683841922
WINRAR
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>>683841855
>>683841922
THIS
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