Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbandopost
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>Waifu claiming thread.
>The rules are very simple:
>>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>>post pics of your waifu
>>one claim per anon
>>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>>discuss stuff
>>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>>most important: Have fun!
>fubuki Claimed
Akiko claimed
>>683806983
You have obviously never had kingworms
It's a poor man's food but you gotta get your nutrients somewhere
>>683807121
Well that's just the best of both worlds
You greedy fuck
Claimed.
>>683806467
Damn, now I'm going to have to try this...
Wish me luck
>>683806495
Hope I don't
>>683806762
Well, in a decade or so most of our animal based protein will be from crickets. Its really economically and ecologically efficient way
>>683807015
You have walked into a strange conversation
>>683807037
Does her height impair her ability at all? I mean, she is 4'10
Shiki claimed, back to regular.
Kyouko claimed.
>>683807270
You. I love this waifu.
>>683807414
Worms scare me tbh.
Dva claimed as always.
>>683807414
I'm just trying to keep healthy.
Obligatory claim
>>683807270
Yuuki claimed.
I seem to be able to recognize a lot of the ship girls from Kantai Collection but I've never actually watched or played anything from the series.
Tenryuu claimed
I'm back.
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.
Soon.
>Tomocarrotcake claim
>>683807654
That's pretty normal, same with Touhou.
>>683807509
Dunno if you are the one that linked the new threads for me a week or so ago, but am I doing better now? <3
>>683807702
>lurking boops
claim ayaka
>>683807456
>>683807458
Look at the posting times
>>683807852
Emi is too fast for the server to catch up.
>>683807636
Welcome.
>>683807702
Welcome back.
>>683807852
Even when she's slower she's faster.
Rocky Road to Dublin - The high Kings
>>683807593
Dva was petty cool in overwatch what made you like her?
>>683807449
Well, Neo, the big boss, is only 4'9 in heels. Her height doesn't matter even remotely.
>>683807454
'Tis be a shame that the trophies are just gathering dust now.
>>683807416
Well, customers have seen us brutally beating people who step out of line. Nothing to worry about.
> owner is a cute.
D'aw, thanks love.
>>683807160
You have good taste in fetish.
>>683807852
Yep, it's been happening more recently.
>>683807702
Grr
>>683807734
Oh shit, what is happening?
>>683807991
nice cow gril is here
>>683807991
Thank you, horror buddy. Hope you slept well.
>>683808028
>that picture
>that filename
How's it going Mine?
>>683808042
So do you, also good taste in waifus.
Other anon was probably right when he said owner is a qt.
>>683808042
Her gameplay overall, and her look, she's a cutie <3
>>683807449
Better to start entomophagy today and get used to it. I enjoy them most with paprika spices
>>683807593
Well you don't eat them raw, and they aren't even worms. They look like pic related and they are pretty crunchy and delicious. They have a taste not unlike hazelnuts
>>683807635
Well you'll get your daily requirement like that for sure
>Akiko
>>683808350
Shit, hey Ginko. How's it going, man?
>>683807819
>shocked noises
>>683807991
Thanks.
>>683808069
?
>>683808196
Thanks.
>>683808238
Yeah I actually did sleep pretty well last night, how'd you sleep?
>>683807759
I am!
Yep, that works, maybe put it three times like
>>683807759
>>683807759
>>683807759
So it's easier to see!
>>683808334
Still, I really can't handle anything that looks like that. Seeing or thinking of worms usually makes me want to puke and run away.
>>683807509
Who do you ship Kyoko with?
I'M NOT CRAZY
INSTITUTIONALIZED
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY
>>683807654
I watched the anime but they don't show every ship girl. But after some time I started recognizing the other ones too after reverse image search.. "^^
Best German CV Claimed
>Feels good man
Guten Morgen Everyone !
How its going today ?
Im back once more
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>683808043
Then that values for every employee that works in there.
Not that I can't beat up some obese neckbeard.
You certainly couldn't deny that, for obvious reasons Heh~
>>683808635
Hey there, cute stuff.
>>683808285
She also has a lot of fappable stuff
>>683808632
>ifunny
>>683808043
So you just shorten everything?
>>683808334
Not even processed? I would figure they would powder it for, like granola bars or something
>>683808529
Sorry, just taking some anger out
>>683808635
Good man, you?
>>683808678
Welcome back.
>>683808529
Booping mission complete!
>>683808635
Hey there, good morning. I'm good, wbu?
Wonderful taste in waifu my dude.
>>683808810
Needs more for me :3
if dubs i swallow a sword for attention
sachi claim
>>683808538
That's good to hear, man. I slept okay, passed out pretty quick.
Doing anything right now?
>>683808635
Heyo Graf, everything's fine here.
You?
>>683808986
There's no need to cutie~
>>683808524
Pretty great. Went through the effort of carrying my large fan out of the attic, and it's been a great help in dealing with the recent heat.
How have you been?
>>683808632
Shimakaze is one I immediately recognize. She has a very unique character design.
I'm going to sleep. I feel tired.
>>683808350
You went through the trouble of Tripcode Explorer?
My old one's sadly forgotten, but no one would recognize it anyways, unless they visited /mu/ 4 or 5 years ago.
>>683808635
Einen guten morgen. Mir geht es gut und dir? Schön auch andere Schiff Mädchen zu sehen.
Good morning. I'm doing fine and you? Nice to see other ship girls. :)
>>683808616
>shipping megucas
I hope by ship you don't mean anything sexual because thats something the anime never intended, but the obvious pairs the cast can be divided into are HomuMad, KyouSaya and MamiNagisa.
>>683808554
Yea that's just a mental block you gotta put yourself over. I remember the first time I ate grilled grasshoppers. Those things actaully still ook like grasshoppers. Still they pleasantly surprised me. It's really bothers me that their shields get between your teeth though. Still, that disgust is something that fades away
>>683808827
Well you can buy wormburgers which is ground up mealworms but these chips are not processed
>>683808986
rolling
>>683809033
Hey there hot stuff
IF DUBS I SWALLOW A SWORD ANYWAY TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>683808986
No.
>>683809033
Shipping you soon
>>683809135
Night tats!
>>683809218
MamiNagisa is kinda questionable, but I agree with the rest. And nah I don't mean they fug, I just mean pairings.
>>683809135
I used MTY_CL, actually. Tripcode Explorer wasn't behaving too well for me.
Rest well.
>>683808986
>>683809285
Roll
>>683808616
I'm all for the classic shipping.
>>683808635
Graf.
>>683809285
You'll surely die from bleeding by piercing your throat or you'll suffocate.
>>683809128
Damn, I'm jealous. The recent heat down here has been pounding me down. Wish I had a better fan, heh. Glad you're able to stay cool.
I've been alright, might go to the doctor over a possible heart issue. And it's been getting fairly hot here recently.
But aside from that I've been doing fairly well, glad to hear you're doing the same.
>>683809135
Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
>>683809135
Goodnight Tats.
>>683808529
How are you today Booby Brother?
>>683809067
Trying to get steam to finish its fucking updates while also browsing like 4 threads.
DUBS AND I'LL SWALLOW TWO SWORDS
>>683808334
Can't we just agree on protein powder?
>>683807449
First ask your chiropractor, if this move is recommendable for you.
>>683808550
Next time I will do better, I promise!
>>683809130
I know right?
>>683809516
Good night, sleep well :)
>>683809655
o shit
>>683809482
Ooh damn, that's a nice picture you've got there.
>>683809232
.. I'll just stay with jizz for now.
>>683809655
Do it :o
Claimed
>>683809655
Rip
>>683809827
Sorry D.Va, here's the prove.
>Noire
>>683808840
Sup Maki
>>683809655
Good Luck on that
>>683809669
Nette Pantsu auf deinem Kopf. Steht dir.
>>683809336
Why not? I think those two deserve a pairing too and in fact Nagisa was the one that most affected Mami both in Rebellion and the series. And I believe the upcoming movie will only strengthen the ship further since she didn't get that much attention yet.
>>683810038
how's it going matey?
>>683809655
RIP Tsuyu, you will be missed.
>>683809640
Kek, Steam sucks at times. I feel that.
4 threads? Dayum.
>>683809855
How you doin?
>>683810028
That's okay.
Anyone wants to chat? I'm dead bored, jesus.
Local news today, superhero Asui Tsuyu, or just Tsuyu as her friends and family called her, has died today. She thought she would get attention by swallowing two swords.
After the first one pierced most, of not all of her vital organs she carried on and still tried for the second.
It promptly came out through her chest.
She bled out within minutes...
This is ____, reporting for /waifu/ news channel 69.
>>683808678
Hello There My Russia Comrade !
How you doing ?
>>683808764
Oh Hando kun !
>Love that pic
Got some free time now
How about you ?
>>683808840
>Good man, you?
Feels good too but tommorow i need to move over 500 km ...
>I dont like my boss
>>683808945
>Wonderful taste in waifu my dude.
Finaly ! Someone understand my choice
>Ehh i want to play overwatch again !
D.VA is excellent choice too !
>>683809087
Im missing you on ts3 today !
>My pasta boy
>>683809192
Boat waifus are the best !
>My waifu only use Guten Morgen when she presents
>I'm doing fine and you?
Glad to hear !
Can i ask you something ?
>Why Fubuki ?
>Just wondering
>>683809655
Dayumm
Dio-sama...
Mercy is hot.
to bad we dont have a group on steam would love to play game with you guys
>>683810504
What are you retarded
>>683810474
I feel you! I'm dying without Overwatch, for real.
Thanks a lot, D.VA is such a cutie <3..
But so is Graf, really.
>>683810221
Just finished sniper elite 2 again.Imma also repliat the third cause the fourth will be released soon
>>683810429
im bored to ill chat with yah what you want to talk about
>>683810281
Its like every fucking hour its got some new bullshit update for a game that came out 20 years ago, like the developers are still putting out updates or some shit. My internet already sucks bad enough when I'm not trying to download stuff.
I've got the monster girl threads on /a/ and /jp/, this thread and one other so yeah 4 threads.
You're not allowed to have a heart attack you hear me, go get checked out and do what the doctor tells you, none of you are allowed to die.
>>683810504
>to bad we dont have a group on steam
Heh.
Megumin claimed~
>>683810429
Some guys use discord and others use Telegram.
>>683810463
I was the one that got the dubs.
Shiet.
>>683810474
Sorry I have to finish my thesis so I'll probably be on again Friday or Saturday~
>>683810606
well yes but what does that have to do with it?
>>683810474
Damn that sucks man.
>>683810712
Sounds comfy bud.
>>683810043
Es ist immer praktisch, eins mehr dabei zu haben.
Wie geht's an diesem schönen Abend?
>>683810712
Replay*
Gotta love the phone keyboard
>>683810738
Anything, really. :3
>>683810796
This is now butt thread.
>>683810785
Hey Megumin! How's it going?
>>683810474
Nice, glad you've got some down time to relax. I'm doing well, just hanging out right now and basking in your adorableness.
What you doing right now?
>>683810767
You're a multitasker, ain't ya? I suck at that personally.
Yeah, those updates piss me off as well. Slows down my internet and shit for a simple bugfix I don't give a rat's ass about.
>You're not allowed to have a heart attack you hear me, go get checked out and do what the doctor tells you, none of you are allowed to die.
God, you're such a sweetheart. It's adorable.
>>683809334
will it be a big ship?
>>683809232
hey qt3.14
>>683808827
Okay.
>>683808859
Congrats.
>>683809640
Tired. I'm still coloring the thing.
>sorry for late replies
>>683810907
Sexy Maki detected
Requesting more
But stay 1lewd
>>683810474
Didn't know that about guten morgen.
And fubuki because I like her attitude and how she tries her best to achieve her goals :)
>and her looks
And if I may ask something?
>why Graf?
>wondering too didn't play the game so I don't know her well, to be exact only from pictures
My sweet, loveable waifu.
Miho claimed
Hello
>>683809485
If you have a smaller fan, you should put a bowl of ice or cold water in front of it. That apparently helps a lot.
Possible heart issue sounds bad. What's brought you to suspect that you have heart issues?
>>683810916
Bwah, könnte schlimmer sein. Ein paar nette Spiele in WoWs mit Graf gehabt, aus Versehen eine feindliche Mutsuki versenkt, und mich morgen auf eine Servermigration vorbereiten. Und bei dir so?
>>683811000
how do you feel about widowmaker if i had to choose a waifu from overwatch it would be her
>>683811009
Going great! I was busy building my science empire in Stellaris~ What about you?
>>683811220
>>683811331
I like to keep my Maki pure. But okay.
>only got 1 lewder image than this
>>683811394
I thought I liked lolis but this is just too much(or too little?)
>>683811473
>>683811473
Holy, that is a wonderful butt <3
>>683811548
She's hot, but I dont like her model in game sadly.
>>683811570
I love you.
>>683811570
Nice butt.
>>683809748
Don't worry, it's fine!
>>683811112
Now that I think about it yeah I guess I am, probably stems from me playing strategy games all my life, you've gotta think about a bunch of things and sometimes coordinate a bunch of things all at the same time which I'm sort of good at.
>God, you're such a sweetheart. It's adorable.
Dammit you're better at this than I am.
>>683811138
Nah that's alright, as long as I know you're fine.
>>683811806
Touka Kirishima Tokya Ghoul
>>683811479
It's common on my mother's side and I've been having chest pains recently. On one occasion my chest and my arm went completely numb for a minute or so followed by pain for like 1-2 days.
Ice under the fan? Well it's on the ceiling so that may be hard to do. Not half bad advice though, I might try it with a desk fan.
>>683811873
Damn, that's how I look at it at times. Even though I'm shit at strategy games.
>Dammit you're better at this than I am.
Shit, you do it without even trying, adorable.
Butts.
>>683811873
How are you doing?
Just made some food, fuck yeah
I had some extra because I passed out early yesterday. I'm eating like a fucking king
I even got a can of peaches for after
>>683811117
close to quints there
I'm almost done with the camera smoothing
What are you up to?
>>683811570
Kouhai what are you doing?~
>Used to be lewder than this
>It's been a while since last time
>>683811773
>Nice one u.u
>>683811801
Oh D.Va thanks <3
Yours too Heh~
>>683811551
Not too bad, going to eat wings with a friend in a bit. How is Stellaris? I haven't heard too much about it.
>>683812083
>Butts.
I'm in
Also hey Galko
>>683811537
Versehentliche Tötungen sind immer die besten.
Das Schönste was ich erleben durfte war als ein Kamerad in Richtung eines Kreuzers schoss und stattdessen zwei ungespottete DDs erwischte.
>>683811801
yeah i could not decide between tracer and widow maker, but tracer was super short i kinda of like my girl taller then me
>>683812073
>go get checked out and do what the doctor tells you.
If Hols also wants you to get checked, it's probably a sign, Hand bud.
>>683811923
Another nice butt, damn.
>>683812083
And another one.
I'll post a butt aswell.
>>683811801
I love you too.
>>683811806
Thanks. I love your butt Kyouko
>>683812138
I refuse to use my lewdest image. It feels wrong to post it.
>>683812412
forgot image fugg
>>683812138
>>683812083
>>683811923
>>683811773
You guys know what good waifu butts are, for sure. <3
>>683812266
I like taller girls too, but petite girls are just so cute I just can't handle them.
>>683812073
Bro. I was just scrolling past this thread and I saw your post. You need to see a doctor, like yesterday. What you experienced sounds like angina and that's a preliminary symptom to a bunch of acute pulmonary disorders. Get help now before you have a heart attack, aneurysm, or stroke.
Do it for your waifu.
>>683812348
Thanks.
>>683812247
Hey Akiko.
>>683812348
I love it.
>>683812572
Hey there.
>qt
>>683812514
',:^)
>>683812572
That gif gives me diabetes.
>Kyouko
This thread is getting better and better
>>683812645
Got dammit, you guys are making me fall in love, qts.
>>683810504
We use ts3
>waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
Everyone feel free to join !
>>683810711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20FBEmxqvqo
>Love DVA Q
>>683810796
Oh ok
>I will miss you my pasta boy !
>>683810907
And yea i cant do nuffin now
How about you ?
>>683811112
Hando kun you are allways so nice to me
>Just join ts3 sometimes
>What you doing right now?
Watching new civilization 6 trailer
And thinking how good will be new DLC for Witcher
>You ?
>>683811250
> I like her attitude and how she tries her best to achieve her goals
Thats cool to be honest
>why Graf?
Well there is few reasons
>I just love aircraft carriers (especialy in kancolle)
>The real Graf Zeppelin is sunked in my country sea
>That was almost completed nazi aircraft carrier
>I love her looks , especially uniform
>>683812190
If you like 4X games, you'll definitely like Stellaris. You can make your own empire instead of choosing one!
Hope you have fun with your friends
>>683812073
Ok serious a family history with symptoms like that, go get your self checked out.
Like I've said before I've always loved strategy games, not always good at them but I like them.
>>683812083
Same as you pretty much, a little bit tired but other than that good.
>>683812557
Hey anon, rarely See your kind around here
Mind at least telling us that we're cancer and should go kill ourselves?
>>683812854
Finished Uni semester at the end of april so it's just been failed job applications and shitposting for me.
