>>683797801
No. Fucking. Shit.

>>683797801
I think you're right. Plus any troops from Northern lords who aren't down with Ramsay.

>>683797801

Save Winterfell and fight White Walkers until he and Danny go fuck a million times.

I know this because I've read the next few books.

FUCK YOU NIGGER. THINK BEFORE YOU POST A SPOILER FAGGOT.

>>683797801
He gon take the hobbits to isngard you tremendous faggot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>683797801
how did u open his eyes photoshop? he wont wake up in latest episode i hope wait am i spoiled

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>>683798098
She is his aunt. She takes the throne and Jon is king of the North. Brandon has a dragon. So does the IMP. He remains Hand of the King and has the smallest dragon.

I know this because I read the books.

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>>683798387

he will get one of the targaeryan dragons and retake the seven kingdomes

>>683797801
I wish he would have stayed dead instead of doing the obvious that everyone expected and get resurrected by the red bitch

>>683798554
I want to put my panis in her vajinaa

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>>683797801
Do anyone else cringe at the farting scene in kings landing?

I feel like they're trying to introduce too much dumb humor, but its only bringing down the quality of the show.

>>683798716
Somehow, you're right. But I can live with the fact that he has come back to life.

>>683798873
I thought that too

>>683798716
Part of me wanted him to stay dead and the white walkers take over that entire continent.

His free people will meet Dragon Queen's free people. His crew will hang with her crew with Spider, Onion Knight, and Tyrion and chill. They'll marry and he'll lead an army of free people and dragons into the north

Jew Lannisters and hedonistic brownskins fight, the Lord of Light will use this to kill off the false prophet Sparrow. Praise the sun!

>>683798554
the targaryans, or however the fuck it is spelled, are known for marrying brother to sister.

>>683798716
Him dying was necessary to free him from the night's watch oath. I don't think they could make him lead the wildlings to reconquer Winterfell without doing it.

>>683797801
Noup, he use to be a Warrior but then he took a knife to the heart.

He'll settle for any easy life of a farmer somewhere in the south

>implying he will not become a necromancer and take over the world

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>>683798864
>hes actually fucking this

I know they won't, but I wish the lannisters would win. they're the only ones that aren't completely retarded.

>>683799182
yeah i would have liked to see white walkers take over the north only to be stopped at moat caitlyn by an army of dragon glass arrow equipped archers

>>683798554
>Everyone fucks siblings.
>"Oh I couldn't fuck my hot young aunt who I don't know is related."

But yeah the other stuff is spot on

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The true subject we should be debating is how will the forward thinking heroic Lord Ramsey create a glorious new REEK from the sniveling whiney Stark brat Rickon. Will he chop off his tiny pink balls first or perhaps turn him into a dog cock sucking machine. What are /bs thoughts?

>>683798098

they are not written yet you wannabe

>>683798873
what happened in the scene, I can't remember

>>683797801
I hope he takes he retakes winterfell riding wold with tormundman by his side

>>683799506
I'd be okay with that. I wish I had one for my 7/10 ex's

Is it like +3 hotness? Or x1.3 of base stats?

>>683799639
good point.... very good point... this subject now has my interest

Some months ago, a /b/tard who claimed to be a D. B. Weiss' friend came here a started an AMA thread and he told us what would happen in the future of GoT, for example:
Meera reed is John Snow's sibling, Eddard and the other Reed found them and took them as their son/daughtee(see Brandon's "dream")
Also, Arya kills Sansa

>>683799639
He's going to throw Rickon to live with the dogs...Rickon's going to throw the dogs on Ramsey.

I want it to come to khaleesi vs Jon stark.

>>683799639
voting for skinning and making a dress out of it for Sansa

>>683799639
>Turn him into girl
>pretend is Arya
>marry
Unite the North!

Don't think the wildling army is big enough, I suspect an Umber double cross on Boltons and House Arryn marching from the south along with the wildling army.

>>683798387
Faggot if you're an actual fan of the show you should have watched it already, You've had 3 fucking days to watch it.

>>683797801
he's dead, stupid idiot
>but open eyes
ever heard of photoshop?

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>>683797801
>What kind of god would have a pecker that small?

>>683799858
got a screen shot of this? I would like to read though it

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Still, why did they have to burn Shireen...

>>683799962
>lol'd

>>683800136
because fire, light, gods, something, something, shock for the audience

>>683800136
They though that she has a dragons soul and needs to be burned to show her true face. To rise as Dovahkiin, DRAGON BORN!

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game of thrones is fucking wack, how do people watch this shit so fervently

>>683799858
>Meera reed is John Snow's sibling
This is fucking retarded, She's barely a supporting character through all these seasons that gets a few lines here and there and somehow she's supposed to be a targaryen/stark.

Not to mention the very obvious age difference.

>>683800129
give me a moment, I'm going to try searching it

>>683800136
yeah, i would have loved to see an older shirren after another timejump. that scar or whatever is fucking hot

>>683797801
Gandolf raises an Elf Army from the dead and destroys the White Walkers and takes over the North. I know this because I imagined reading all the books.

>>683800118
Are you fucking retarded the Red Witch brings him back to life in the new season catch up already, faggot

>>683799506
probably X1.3 base stat.

>>683800136
I saw it as a punishment on those who misused the "light". My guess is Jon is going to go be Jon and not give a fuck about what Milisandra wants.

>>683800129
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/546377157

here you go

>>683799858
>Arya kills Sansa
The distance between arya and sansa is around 80km and it tooks something between 4-6 months for a gathering.
Not in this season
>for americans, 80km are 1578 miles

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I was so happy when she got her eyes back

>>683800657
>imagined.

>>683801005
I'm not saying that I'm the one who made that thread, just look at it:
>>683800984

The Battle of the Bastards has already been filmed, that's a thing that's going to happen.

But that's all we know

>>683801005
seems legit.

Anyone one have a theory on Hodor though? I heard something about relating to Eliana horse or some shit.

>>683801266
would be a good explanation

but also rather boring

>>683799858
no, the books clearly tell who Jon's mother is.

>>683799732
me too.

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>>683801266
It's simple. Baelish works for him

>>683798873
yes! i love game of thrones because it demands at least a bit of intelligence from the audience. now that theyre more popular theyre dumbing it down. it was completely unecessary

the show doesnt even follow the book you autists

>>683800126
underrated post

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>>683797801
I think he'll behead Sir Alliser and the stab squad then walk out of Castle Black and say 'My Watch Has Ended'.

>>683802135
yes it does. quite well actually. any deviation from the books is simply to streamline the story a bit to fit it into the 7 seasons

After a night of drinking.
>>683798864
The next morning
>>683799506

>>683801732
>>683799732
>>683798873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64

I'm so very excited - this is these are the producers that burned that little scarred cunt Shireen at the stake - AND turned that little fat Ramsey baby into dog food... Oh REEKon you are sooooo fucked.

>>683800505
if you didn't figure that out on your own you are a fool.

>>683802542
>implying the show is not ahead of the books at this point

>>683801266
Hodor is a warg. Atleast he was one but stayed in Eliana's horse to long. He was trying to save her from the Prince. That is why the Three Eyed Crow warns Bran not to stay and get lost.

>>683799962
Ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg

Hey /b tards - get way past these books... I've been reading them since the 90s... George will NEVER finish the series - I doubt he finishes the present book - HBO only ever had one option - finish it themselves.

die

>>683802616
are you kidding ??? I laughed way too hard at this 420

>>683798873
>>683799094
>>683799732
>>683802001

what in the fuck are you talking about? there was no "fart scene"

>>683802616

fake and gay

>>683800484
The same way people like you use words like wack and fervently and think they're cool.

Whatever floats your boat.

>>683803441
>fake and gay

wat?

>>683800443
FUS RO' DAH!

>>683802393
somebody didn't watch this weeks episode.

not far off though

>>683801927
Lmao, and what unfounded evidence and/or reasoning led you to believe this?

>>683799858
Meera doesn't look like Jon, Rhaegar or Lyanna.
She's older than Jon.
She looks like her brother, Jojen.

Theon will kill Ramsay. Like if you agree

>>683797801
He'll turn gay.

>>683799858
>Also, Arya kills Sansa
u wot m8

>>683802891
To stay in the past, not in an animal.

>>683801005
1578 miles = 2 539 kilometers
80 kilometers = 49 miles

>>683798098
That reminds me of the kids back in elementary school saying they read all the Harry Potter books wen she had only written up to #3

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>>683798554
>>683798608
>>683799219
>>683798554
>>683798608

Dragons? How cute.

In the books after he's brought back he takes over winterfell and prepares everyone for the white walkers, but Ramsay flees to north of the wall and persuades the white walkers to fight with him. Then Ramsay goes back to winterfell and slaughters literally everyone with the white walkers.

>>683803677

that sound was added in, it wasn't actually in the show

>>683804222
Trips confirms

>>683800092
I mean, 3 days isnt that long. People have shit to do and sometimes just dont have a chance. But then again, its 4chan...

>>683804021
No, they are the same age. Look it up

>>683804201
Underage b&

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So happy to see the flea bitten shaggydog got what was coming to him.

>>683804290
I heard it too when i watched the episode

>>683797801
I searched this on google and only thing that came up was "human"

Can someone give me the source?

>>683804222
kek here's your (You)

>>683804446
>using Google
The real GoT scoop can only be found on the deep web. Get out pleb

Sansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod is sent to the Riverlands to try and get the help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn't know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont. She support them, but have very few men to spare as well. During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis' old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Not sure what happens next. No mention of Stannis as far as I'm concerned.

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>>683804190

Osha will be killed by Ramsay. Uncertain if she will be on the crosses, and no word on who it may actually be. Rickon will die during the battle. Yes...it was Shaggydog. Ramsay shoots Rickon w. an arrow, when letting him loose, to let him try and run to Jon and Sansa. Most wildlings die during the battle, after being surrounded by the Bolton shield-wall, slowly killing them off. A wall of dead bodies after cavalry and infantry has clashed, is building up. Those inside the shield-wall (Northern bannermen and wildlings), desperatly tries to climb out, and is cut down by Smalljon Umber and his men. Tormund and the others is able to resist the shield-wall in some way. I think Wun Wun manages to make an opening. Davos shouts for all the Northern bannermen etc. to follow Jon into battle. "Follow your commander!" Tormund is able to get out of the shield-wall, and him and Smalljon battles one on one. "Who own the North?????" Smalljon screams and they fight. Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Harald Karstark is killed by Jon. Harald charges against Jon, as he wants revenge/Stark-blood for what happened to his father (Lord Rickard). Harald is slain by Jon. Warhorns or something makes everyone stop, when thousands of Vale-knights charges and scatter the Bolton/Karstark/Umber-force. The weather is blizzard-like/snowy by this stage of the battle. Ramsay is forced to retreat inside Winterfell. The Umbers and Karstark-men are slain or desserts/flee the battlefield. Wun Wun crushes down the gate to Winterfell. The remaining men are trying to kill Wun Wun, but he doesn't die from what I understand. Ramsay and Jon battles one on one. Jon is pissed and after Ramsay is subdued, Jon beats the shit out of him. Almost beats him to death for killing Rickon. Littlefinger and Sansa appears in the courtyard as well. Ramsay is arrested or something. I think it's Sansa who doesn't want him killed, she wants him to stand trial for the treason against her family or something.

In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie's camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with "strangling" him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie's tent. He doesn't like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn't believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle. Not sure what happens to Brienne.

The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly "theifs of the highway" in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane's former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the "Brotherhood"-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian's character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane's character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.

Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this for some reason and Jaquen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos it seems.

Jon's forced to kill Sam because Sam won't share the wildling bitch, then he rapes her on top of Sam while he's dying

Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Euron does little this season. No plunder along the coasts and Oldtown (I think). At least not on-screen.

Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something", whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf or some other Child of the Forest about it, and they explain that they basicly created the Others to "protect something", but the Others have turned against them or something. Bran also has a vision of the Night's King and his leutenants (from trailer), and Night's King senses this (grabbing Bran's arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Not sure what happens to the Children or the Three Eyed Raven, but a battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera is barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the "door", so they can escape it seems. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark apparently and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don't hear.

There will be no Clegane-bowl this season. Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella. Not sure what happens to Loras or Margery, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Quyburn kills Pycelle at least (sends his "Birds").

>>683804422
<elementary school
<Book released in 1999
Please kill yourself

there, enjoy the rest of your shit show fags

>>683804624
>>683804670
>>683804721
>>683804759
tl;dr

>>683804290
it was dude, I've just checked it

>>683798716
Obvious? You sure he didn't warg into ghost before he died? Did she really bring him back?

>>683804426
good things ghosts never die.

>>683804426
looks too small for his dire woulf

>>683804426
But it's not Shaggydog and Rikon and the Umbers plan will be revealed in two episodes time. Stay tuned.

>>683798554
you are a fucking idiot. he would get the throne because he is a male and closer in line to it.
read the fucking books you pleb.

>>683804620
Why is it in the deepweb?

You guys do know Jon commits suicide after Ramsay castrates him when he fails to retake winterfell with the wildlings....

>>683805284
Yeah but that doesn't happen until at least ep. 6

>>683799639
fuck no. rickon was just a ploy, the umbers are teamed up with the mormonts and the manderlays and are gonna all fuck ramsey once he goes to fight the wildlings because the north remembers. That wolf head was way to tiny to be shaggydog.

I would ride him harder than Daenerys rode Drogon

>>683805284
>guaranteed replies

>>683805703
We all know Daenerys fucks her dragons.

>>683805441
no, its shaggy dog. read the synopsis I just posted.

Fuck you you fucking morons - Lord Ramsey the most interesting and compelling character in the entire series will conquer Westeros and butfuck the mother of dragons and her nigger slaves. However first the young REEKon will learn to suck dick flavored with the blood of his anus. Hail Lord Ramsey.

>>683805975
Hail Lord Ramsay

>>683805975
Edge much?

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>>683801005
are u fucking retarded?

>>683805975
>However first the young REEKon will learn to suck dick flavored with the blood of his anus.
FUCKING KEK. hahahahaha how can u get so random man? please youre too funny here. fucking, ANUS HAHAHAHAHAHA.

lady stoneheart is gonna kill ramsay

>>683799533
> incest
> denial of younger smartest son
> not keeping their dicks inside their pants
> fuking sensible idiots with luck

>>683804319
In the books she's 15 when Jon is 14.
In the show Meera is 18 and Jon 20.

>>683803441
lol butthurt?
he really did fart

>>683805127
What he said. Glad I'm not the only one that saw the hints on tv that were spelled out pretty plainly in the books

>>683804290
how can you really be this retarded. rewatch the episode if you are this fucking dumb and can't realize how shitty got is becoming.

>>683797801
jon snow is the son of lyanna stark and rhaegar targaryen.
jon will take the wildlings to winterfell and rescue rickon and osha.

daenerys will fuck everybody up after she embraces her dragon inside and drogon saves her again. she will leave meeren behind, in the hands of daario, who she loves but knows she can't be with.

tyrion will find out about jorah and his greyscale. jorah will die an honorable death after he has some kind of reconciliation with dany.
tyrion will then help dany conquer westeros.

cersei will probably die in this season. jaime will lose hope and die too.
tommen will survive and be allowed to return to casterly rock.

dorne will get fucked by the lannisters.

the tyrells will then help and overthrow the lannisters.

the sparrows will lose most followers after the red priests gain influence by showing off magix.

one of daenerys dragons/brandon stark will die or something, bran will use his warg powers to permanently swap his mind into the dragon body.

sansa falls in love with podrick payne. they will become a couple at the end of the series.

arya will complete her training, kill cersei, but give up on the normal life and become a faceless woman. she might see one of her siblings before leaving.

that's it.

>>683805441
>it's a /tv/ leaves the containment board episode

When the just and righteous Lord Ramsey opened the kennels and let the dogs eat that fat bitch and her screaming baby.. I truly began to appreciate this series as MUST SEE TV. Keep the faith Lord Ramsey we love your work.

>>683805127
Jon is not a zoman in the tvshow.

>>683799639
im thinking that "Rickon" that was brought to Ramsay is not actually Rickon Stark, but a shapeshifter person

*Spoilers:* For instance when we thought Mance Rayder was being burned alive and then shot with an arrow, it was actually the lord of bones (forgot what his name was)

>>683807177
that's what happened in the books. most people here talk about the tv show.

>>683806726
Both born in 283, look it up

>>683799908
this would be fucking awesome

>>683802675
Reek needs to snap.

Gets left alone with Ramsey and the next scene is him bathing in Ramsey's blood screaming about how he needs to be clean

>>683797801
he'll get killed again without achieving anything

I want it for the butthurt

>>683797801
he'll prolly get rekt by a 12 year old like the fucking neckbearded loser he is

>>683807476
If she's born early 283 and Jon at the end of the year, she's still older than him.

>>683804624
Stannis is dead.

FINALLY! A thread I can get behind.

I'm just hoping they prove he's a targaryan soon.

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>>683797801

If he doesn't do Arya he is gay

>>683808222
Arya is younger than Sansa and Sansa is only 14...so...

It would be better that Reek acting on orders from Lord Ramsey snapped and bathed in the blood of Sansa the whore.

>>683808340

It's legal in westros just go with it

>>683799346
Not the guy you replied to but just the way they did that scene was so...lack luster. Really did feel like Jon died for the sake of dying

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Thanks HBO!

>>683800092
he came back more than 3 days ago

>>683803441
dumb fuck.

>>683798554
books arent finished yet faggot

>>683808688
Pedophilia is shown, and incest is shown, I highly doubt they'd mix the two tho.

>>683807801
I chuckled.

>>683799639
He's not gunan do shit. That's the only known heir to Winterfell. He's Ramsey's political pawn now.

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>>683807145
>he just and righteous Lord Ramsey opened the kennels and let the dogs eat that fat bitch and her screaming baby
Actually they were poisoned by Roose Bolton's enemies