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forgive.. but i want of loving you. please accept

U stink

hey, I've been wanting to tell you something for a very, very, very long time... and I wanna eat your ass while you shit on me, babe.

nice tits, wanna fuck?

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Can I show u my dick?

Then send her this

Ever think about us being more than friends? I know we joke around alot but I care about you more than I would like to admit. Honestly, you brighten up my day more than almost anything.

>>683786766
ding ding ding

>>683786830
R.I.P No Dubs

You look beautiful in that photo. You deserve someone who is going to treat you right.

>>683786766
winrar

>>683786766
winrar

deliver op

"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
Oldest trick in the book, if ur good friends you can play it easly off as a joke

>>683786959
2nd this

>>683786959
Look op√

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keep dubbin

bae u look as fine as a freshly washed carrot

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>>683786959
Or you could not be a beta bitch and learn how to talk to women. What is this middle school?

Tell her to take a picture of her asshole and send it

>>683787186
Well yeahh you're fucking beautiful.
Tell you what I'll buy you a drink first and everything.

>>683787278
>this

where is my sandwich?

>>683786536
Her face looks like a foot.
OP is a faggot.

Here's how it is. I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I've been scared to tell you I feel this way, but God damn it, I can't hold it in any longer. Please be mine. I would make you so happy and you know it.

>>683787350
Re roll because I feel like actually getting OP laid.

>>683786813
>rolling__***d[s[/spoiler]***__

tits or gtfo

nice tits, wanna fuck?

Post more photos of her OP

niggers arent pretty, suck my cock or go back to peeling bananas fckin chimp

>>683787350
roll

Draw a heart around your buthole and send it to her

>>683787561
ROLL

>>683787350
this
>>683787478
or that

>>683786536
Shes an ugly walrus, move on op. She'll prolly get blacked soon.

I'm in a band now, we're called The Carrie Nations
Man, you'll see we're really going places
We took our act down to LA and met Z-Man at the party

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds
Everybody here is popping pills

I got a dream and it's gonna come true
Z-Man will make us stars, leave it
And you take things one at a time and just relax
Get some acid or smoke some grass

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds
Everybody here is popping pills

Bentley, Rolls, Bentley, Rolls

It could be dangerous, it could be dangerous
It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their mind

Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their mind
Everybody here is popping pills

>>683787186
You're right :)
I've been crushing on you now for some time and i would really love to take you on a proper date

>>683787599
WINRAR DELIVER OP

You're beautiful actually. Been wanting to fuck you for a while now. Think you can make it happen?

>>683787599
winrar

>>683786536
"I fucking love you, bitch!"

>>683787677
Double dubs

>>683787599 deliver op

Faggot op isn't even playing by the rules.

>>683787599
>>683787677
Two dubs seal the deal. Do it, faggot.

>>683787899
and another one to seal the deal

>>683787350
At first I wanted you to pull through here but stop being a little bitch OP.
A nigga shows a little good faith in gettin a lil homie laid but nahh you bitch out and don't comply with dubs.

Bitch nigga

>>683787899
Third dub for good measure.

>>683787599 the dubs have spoken. Don't be a fag

OP ain't gonna do shit

>>683787350
KEK that is the worst advice ever. He would get laughed at for that ridiculously corny effort and she would tell everyone.

You look as beautiful as ever, no wonders i've been crushing on you for so long. So what fo you say? Wanna take this up a notch? I say; you ,me this weekend at my place, whine and dinner is at me.

And yes, im in fucking love with you ;)

Welcome to fagville. Population OP

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'FINNA GOT NEW MAKEUP''

>>683788146
Im still trying to make it look nice, give me a fucking sec.
Should i shave? Its gross and hairy

>>683788264
Says someone who hasn't bedded 10s of women

>>683788268
This, be a proper beta fag, girls love that shit

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This bitch said ''FINNA GOT NEW MAKEUP'' ...

>>683788268
Whine you say?

>>683787350
This so that OP can actually have a fucking chance.

>>683788499
WINRAR

Leave it nice and hairy. To show her how a real mans ass looks like

>>683787186
You called her a faggot in the first post, she sent you a fully clothed selfie, and she thought you were joking about wanting to fuck. You are very deep in the friend zone, that's like the best friend zone, so why would she ever wanna date a pussy like you? Go suck a dick, homo.

>>683788648
Wine*

>>683788268
Roll 4 this

>>683788728
This

>>683788268
roll

>>683786536
Send dick pics it always works.

>>683788268
rolling for dis

>>683788268
reroll

>>683788663
Pls respond OP

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>>683786536
>Finna got new makeup.
I'm not fluent in nigger, but did she just misuse the slang term "finna"?

>>683786536
If you want serious advice, ask her to set you up with one of her friends. Pick the hottest available one. If she doesn't wanna do it, then she has feelings for you. If she does do it, then just fuck her friend.

>>683787186
U ain't beautiful bitch i want fuck.. now show me sum tits nigguh!!

>>683788728
/thread

>>683786536

dont tell her.

get her drunk and stoned and the fuck hell outa that pussy mayne

>>683788268
I doubt she'll stick around long enough during the whine to enjoy the dinner after.

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>>683787677
yeah fuck that, i actually want this to go somewhere

also here's one of her FB photos

>>683787350
This. Its aggressive, confident, but still funny

>>683789077
>>683789155
2 in a row.. Fuckin OP must deliver.. You are being surrounded by dubs..

>>683789336
>I actually want this to go somewhere
Okay, step one, don't go to /b/ for this, then.

>>683788499
>>683788499
>>683788499
>>683788499

WINRAR

say
>you look beautiful, we should fuck right now.

>>683789398
Reroll

>>683789336
see
>>683788499

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i did it

>>683787669
wat... kek

Ask her if you can fuck her. If she says no,go out get drunk go to her house and ask if you can crash there. When she invites you in, you take a dump on the couch and yell out loud. I'm rick james bitch

>>683789630
YES OP

gettin some pussaaaaay toNIGHT

>>683789630
go ahead bro. good luck

>>683789630
cringe

>>683789630
Ooo bro the other smooth talker here, I hope you the best but this comes across really strong.

>>683789630
U did it OP now go to her house and rape her..

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>>683789630
Fuuuuuuuuck

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>>683789630
oh boi dis gon be gud

>>683789630
Whine

>>683789771
they are friends, if good enough it shouldn't be cringey

>>683789630
"You cringe because OP looses" bred.
Well either that or epic astronomical win....

Lets see OP. I'm curious.

>>683789630
HAHHAHA GAY

>>683789630
Pround of you, anon

>>683789630
What's her reply?

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..debbie is my mom

>>683789630
OP is beta cringelord confirmed

>>683790010
ayeeee she didn't say no yet

>>683790010
jesus

>>683790010
Rejected

i tried

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Well shit

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>>683790010
rip op

>>683790010
Kek.. Game over OP go kill yourself

>>683790010
Say in a hotel room faggot

>>683789630
in the future never ever fucking say "I love you" in the confession

"I want to take you out on a date, when are you free?"

is enough to feel it out. then if she bites 3 months down the road you can drop the whole 'i love you, ive always loved you" shit

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>>683790010
op not getting the hints

>>683790010
sorry brah

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>>683790010
Oh god we're in deep

>>683790123
top kek

>>683790010
At least OP gave me a hearty kek

>>683790135
Rolling for hotel room

>>683789630
>whine and dinner is at me
>whine
>at me

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>>683790010

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>>683789630

She has friend zone you,only other guys will fk her and you will hear it from her
feelsbadman

>>683790010
haha oh my
that was my friend :P not me
sorry about that

>>683790135
THis!

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WE STILL IN IT KEEP DUBBIN

>>683790010
>doesn't let you drink
Apparently that's the deal breaker. You're dodging a bullet here, OP. Alcoholic bitch who sleeps with any guy, when sloppy drunk.

>>683790010
Rejected as fuck. But she didn't say no, so probably you still have a chance, gl fag

keep trying tell her you got nervous and didnt know what to say but you really are in love with her tell her that

>>683789630
C R I N G E

but she will prob dig it if she digs you, ya dig?

diglett dig

>>683790010
fine, lets go out then,and stop playing these games with me, i want you, i want you so bad <3

>>683790010
She aint exactly saying no.

Dude find a way to get your mom out of the house this weekend. Do it RIGHT NOW. Bribe her or something. So you can tell her that shes gone this weekend.

>>683790223
roll

>>683790207
kek

Send a dick pic

>>683790227
Just send me a pic of your tits PLEEEEEAAASE

>>683790010

THIS KILLS THE CRAB

OP IS DED, LOVE IS LOST

>>683790010
SAY. we can also do it at your house ;)

>>683790150
This. I have made the "I love you" mistake

>>683790010
oh anon im so sorry. sometimes shit happens. if its any condolence she'll likely be willing to still be your friend. And it won't change anything, because she probably already knew you liked her.

but that 'aren't you going to tell me i look pretty' shit has got to go. if she doesn't want to date, don't treat her like a girlfriend.

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>>683790227

>>683790227
be like

"Dunno lol"

>>683790227
OP you're an idiot. You took it from 0 to 100 too fast. You fucked up.

Send a dic pic

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>>683790227

>>683790243
rolling

>>683790227
Oh shit, OP still in this game.

"That's right, I fucking love you."

>>683790227
dude idk

>>683790227
Look, It doenst Matter i just can't keep going on with this Friendshit, So date me or piss off!

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>>683790227
>op still not getting the blatant signals

oh this crash and burn is gonna be good

>>683790227
since the moment i gazed my eyes upon perfection, aka your beauty <3

Sieg heil!88

>>683790227
dude you messed it up... you cant tell her that on skype. Its over already

>>683790404
>]
roll

>>683790404
You 404d son

>>683790227
Since the first day we met.. we looked at each others eyes and smiled
I love you.. and I will kill for you.. including myself if you want to :(

>>683790010
why are you even trying to get some pussy when you still livin at mommy's house?

Even birds leave the nest and make their own before they fuck.

>>683790237
Are you 12?

>>683790404
Yes, use this barfly pickup line.

>>683790010
Fucking debbie!!!

>>683787186
Idk despite what these fucks are saying I can see she likes you. If your send "seriouslyI want you I wanted you for a little while now" you might get laid today

>>683790482
ROLL

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>>683790010
hahah, you had a chance there but the gay message spooked her. Jesus whats wrong with you kiddos thats somethin you say to her face or not at all. fagglords

>>683790404
Rolling

Tits or finna gtfo

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>>683790227

I want to put my balls in your eye sockets and lay my dick on your head in the shape of avatar the airbender

>>683790482
pls fucking god

>>683790482
rolling

hitler did nothing wrong

>>683790227
I want to snort your asshole like a line of cocaine

>>683790404
roll

>>683790494
You must not know about alcohol and sloppy drunk bitches.

Also, looking at it, I don't think OP is looking for that.

>>683790504
> barfly pickup line
best comment ive read in a long time kekd hard

>>683790404
rolling

>>683790227
say: "I like you more than a friend, at least give it a shot and give me a chance to be your bf."

>>683790482
this is what needs to be said for imminent smashing of puss

>>683790237
If niggress is a fat 3/10, this guy must be a fat neckbeard/10 for being rejected by this fat ugly bitch. If he cant even score this abomination he might as well neck hinself. Alcoholic whore or not, this is it.

>>683790404
Still rolling

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>>683786536
What an ugly women fuckin hell

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we wait

>>683790624
this

rip OP

>>683789630
>whine

I like you more than a friend. Like a family member, except we could have sex.

a niggerish girl like you would be happy to be with a alpha masterrace male such as me
Fuck off

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since the first time I laid my gaze upon you, I knew you'd be the bearer of my children. Please! Please have my seed! Woman I love you!

>>683790010
BURN AHAHHAHAAH gtfattaaaa here

>>683790227
I've always wondered what you look like naked, send pic?

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Can I get some dubs while I wait?

Since forever and I want to fuck you tonight. Are you in broski?

>>683790482
rollinggg

>>683790482
This, but leave out that last part about killing yourself. That would be freeze that ice back up.

>>683790482
Oh please this, be this.

op dead
also im mexican build me a wall please

>>683790227
Chill we Smoke some weed,drink, Fuck all night and if u can Walk the next day you can reject me.

>>683790680
roll

what is cooler fedora or katana ?

>>683790812
Here you go mate

For quite a while now, I've just been scared to tell you. But for real can I take you out for dinner this weekend?

Can we at least swap nudes?

Cuz I like me som dark choconigg

>>683789630
cringe level overload

>>"no wonders"

quit now you fucking try-hard

>>683790227
for fucking ever

>>683790792
I want this one

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>>683790856
Here ya go

>>683790911
shiiiiiiiit

I'll let you eat my ass

>>683790838
fuck... top kek

>>683790911
Cheers

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>>683790911

When you became my best friend, and I realised it wasn't enough.

>>683790482
rolling again

>>683790927
Rolllll

>>683790010
She is considering man just keep it yourself she for some reason clearly likes your ass.

Lol just kidding you fucking disgust me

>>683789336
>>683789630
you did good OP, im proud of you

>>683790889
source please!!!

>>683790911
o shit waddup

>>683790952
thank you anon no more usa for me, praise lod trump

>>683791055
kek

>>683790227
Since you sent me that hot picture of yourself just now babey.

My heart dick and soul has come together as I realize the trinity of love I have for you... now please ride my thirsty dick

>>683790227
for a really long time i just didnt know how to tell you

>>683791014
gay as fuck, but rolling for this

>>683791055
Noice

>>683790927
R0llz for this nigga

>>683790227
Tell her that you can't stop fapping since the day you met her..

>>683791055
TOP KEK

I was joking this whole time. I actually just wanted to get closer to your mum. I like them saggy like my balls

>>683791014
>>683791036
Hella gay. roll

>>683791122
winrar

Since your people were classified as more than farm animals.

>>683791055
dis

>>683791122
We have a winrar

>>683791055
How to lose a girl in 10 seconds.

>>683791122
>this much autism

>>683791122
Oh god... Win

>>683791122
Dubs has spoken OP deliver

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>>683791055
winrar

>>683791055
oh boy OP

>>683791055
top kek

>>683790482
Rollll

>>683791055
kek winrar

>>683790927
Kek. This if you want score OP

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>>683791011

>>683790482
rolling

zoz

OP is kill

>>683791014
Reroll

>>683791214
hola como estas

>>683791255
>kek winrar
Double dubs, do it faggot.

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op doesnt reply anymore. Heartbroken fella confirmed. Now right to the tunnel of bees to feel that you are still alive.

>>683791122
winrar

>>683791135
roll

I love you, human female,
L is for the lust I feel in my cock
O is for orgasm so you'll forget me not
V is for venereal disease which I'm sure that I've got
E is for "ever" as in I'll kill you if you say no

be my valentine, I love you... human female

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>>683791011