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why can't muricans beer?
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>>683772935
I dunno but we cant.. I mean you stumble on a decent micro brew but it almost all trash.
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>>683772935
Big companies are always trash, local brews can be astounding. Then again we don't drink them warm either, why Europoor not refrigerant??
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>>683772935
>drinking light beer
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>>683772935
Why can't Europeans space?
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>>683772935
they can
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>>683774933
>what is the european space agency

when was the last time nasa did anything?
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I like light beers
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>>683774982
>Samuel Adams
>Beer
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>>683772935
Are you purposely ignoring the explosion in microbrews currently overtaking the country or are you just another faggot with zero idea what they are talking about?
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>>683775163
How is it not beer?
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>>683772935
I live in Canada and everyone loves making this joke but I don't get it at all. American and Canadian beer is almost 100% identical
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>>683775163
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>>683772935
>posts 5 most commercial brands of shit beer
>ignores huge wave of microbreweries and craft beers than have come to the US
>ignores dozens of other delicious brands of American beer because then his point would be invalid
Keep tryin eurofag
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Americans aren't the best with beer, but when it comes to Whiskey, now that will wet you're whistle!
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>>683774811
brofist
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>>683775077
ahahah what

are you serious?
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>>683772935

Eurofag here. Been in Chicago last year, there was some good beers there,micro breweries and shit. 'Muricans beer decently from my experience.
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>>683772935
I'm sorry. You were saying?
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Ausfag here, been living in the states for about 3 months now

Why do you have so many different types of beers that honestly all taste so watery? There is a different IPA for every day of the month.

Also inb4 fosters, I literally had my first F here in America
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>>683772935
Our bigger breweries are shit, I will admit that. But local micro and regional breweries are literally growing right now it's the next big thing for beer in the U.S.
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>>683775311
I gotta say Dubs guy.. its similar in Aus. We have a hand full of small and microbrewers. Other than that its imports that cost half as much again.
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yanks dont know shit about drinking thats why, mexicans know about drinking yanks know fuck all. you seen them shot gunning cans and being all manly but if you did tht shit with european beer they would all whitey
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Drops mic
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>>683774933
Every month there are at least 3 or 4 launches in russia, decisely more than 'murrica.
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>>683775804
Muh nigger
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>>683772935
I don't always drink beer. But when I do? It's an American classic.
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>>683775205
>microbrewry
>micro

clues in the title dick head. THEY'RE MICRO
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>>683775464
yes very serious
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>>683774933
why cant america healthcare???????????? why cant america comedy? why cant america even colonise places properly you have been fuckin around in the middle east for god knows how long. Europeans countries would have just taken over by now and have them all speakin english and shit, you yanks are using drones :LOL
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>>683775804
>thinking these are beers
enjoy your bud lite and burger amerilard
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>>683776630
>beer
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All beer tastes the same
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neckbeard of the year goes to you *drum roll* >>683775804
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Milwaukee's best light premium

You're welcome
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>>683775104
I don't like beer

FTFY
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>>683776725
Arrogant bastards are great beers, and I know youve never had one, so shut your mouth.
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>>683776868
I'd rather not
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>>683776868
LIGHT why is everything light we have beer mixed with vodka and shit in Europe what is this light shit
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>>683776667
Huh?

Best comedians ever are American
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>>683777075
carrothead ?
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>>683777042
Calories, bruh, gotta watch them.
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>>683776502
GOAT
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>>683776667
>Enjoy your muslims
>Enjoy your limitations on free speech
>Enjoy paying high taxes out the ass
>Enjoy getting the dick from Putin
>Have fun with Sharia Law
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>>683777042
Because we Americans prefer to get fat from food, not drinks.
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Coopers or Squires anyone?
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God damn what's with all these Euros supporting my Murican beer? Honestly if there's something our people share its our love of beer.

COME MY FELLOWS! Post of your delicious local brew so that we might join together and let our mouths water collectively.
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>>683776809
This
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>>683774811
Mah nigga, rampant is definitely my favorite
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I'm sure there are a few decent beers but why is there such a lack of it?

The Belgians brew a crapload of very good beers
The Germans brew a dozen good ones
The Dutch brew quite a few too
The Irish are doing absolutely fine

Fucking small countries can brew proper beers (and piss, but mainly proper beers tho).
Do you guys really just want to look cool drinking beer? Don't you care? I mean you're not getting drunk off of it with those small ABV's so that's no reason to drink it.
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>>683774155
Seconded, all countries have cheap trash and then the good shit
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>>683772935
Anything out of Great Divide Brewing Company is usually pretty dank.
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>>683774811
Employee owned. Great beer. Win Win!
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>>683777328
reason yanks are cunts and cant drink. they never go hard on a empty belly after work, then a pull a bird in a club take her home give her a piping go back home at 5, wake up at 7 go to work and repeat
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>>683777133
Lol, Carrot Top, no he is awful. He lived down the street from me in Winter Park Fl.

I meant like Carlin, Pryor, Eddie Murphy. etc.
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Where are my Cezch bro's at? You guys drink more beer than anyone, what's your brew?
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>>683772935
Why can't euros start a half decent America hate thread?
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>>683777525
IS THIS SOCIALISM I SEE
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>>683777666
Satan commands it.
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Hey cunts come down under and try some beer
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>>683777603
Aussie, you think everybody is a cunt
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>>683777791
Never had aussie beer, what's it like in general?
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This is the best fucking drink all day all night beer i have ever had. 30yr old full time alco reporting in. Brewed in Burleigh Heads, Gold Coast, Queensland Aus.
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>>683777449
not lacking at all
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>>683777642
carlin isnt funnny, his i say bad word routine would get him glassed in england for being a soft cunt
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>>683777603
I work at a GM plant, we have 90lbs chicks on the line that can drink you into a coma. Poland holds all the records for highest BACs ever recorded, not new Syria where you live.
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>>683777894
piss + water + heat
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>>683777813
Nononono he's calling you a cunt, don't you know the difference between cunt and cunt, cunt.
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>>683775804
>>683776130
>>683776502
>>683776630
>>683777354
>>683777449
>>683777495
LOOK AT ME I'M SO AFFLUENT I DRINK FANCY BEERS NOBODY I MENTION THEM TO HAS EVER HEARD OF THAT CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN FEW STORES. PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAGS! THAT'S LIKE SAYING LOOK AT ME I DRIVE A FIAT MODEL G2640
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>>683777901
she goes alright! fan of stone and wood?
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only beer i drink otherwise i rather drink alcohol

im also a MERICAN

just hate beer
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>>683777987
>perfection
All beer should taste a little of piss
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>>683777894
Well generally the weathers fucking hot, and the beers cold. Ever been hungry amerifat? Food always tastes better.
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The one on the left is the pick of the litter.
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>>683778017
You obviously don't know your alcohol
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>>683772935
Because all beer taste like shit malt.

Seriously, why do you brain damaged ingrates drink this piss. I'd rather have a REDD's Apple Ale or some Captain Morgan's if I'm trying to get drunk.
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>>683778017
Squires and coopers are a national beer you ignorant cunt. Gtfo or post beer porn.
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>>683778062
>hate beer

'Murican confirmed.
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>>683777967
ALL LOVE TO THE POLISH AND POLAND ALWAYS THE ENGLISH LOVE THE POLISH
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>>683778017
Yuengling isn't fancy. 20 bucks for a case. Pretty cheap. It's just somewhat regional.
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>>683778017
The image I posted are available everywhere here.

>>683777918
Well let me put it in the most objective way I can then: for your country size and amounts of beers you brew the USA gets remarkably few awards for their beer.
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>>683778003
I know you don't actually give a shit about the difference, you Aussies are so troll-mad that you've taken one of the best insults and ruined it by turning it into a fucking punctuation mark, Cunt.
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>>683778193
Sorry, women aren't aloud in this thread
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>>683777918
>all those beers
>not a single one doesn't taste like piss
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>>683777921
I like Inbetweeners though the 2nd film was kinda tryhard with poop/pee jokes. Also Little Britain and Only fools and horse are good.
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>>683772935
American beer is like sex in a canoe, it's too close to water
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>>683778243

hate every beer besides one


yup and i said im American so its been confirmed
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>>683777987
>>683778107
Am europoor m8
But according to this it's just watered down pilsner? Not really bitter I suppose?
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>>683778036
Stone and wood is good but like 150 lashes gives me the shakes too much in the morning.
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>>683778296
Cunt, don't you fucking start you fucking mongrel I'll fucking break your fucking knees if you keep flapping yer gums you fucking cunt
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>>683778300
>can't afford real alcohol
>hurr you don't drink piss you aren't a real man
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>>683778285
as tested by who?

>>683778338
because you have tried them all
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>>683777749
You call it what you like. I call it a fucking good
time, with good people, sharing good beer and good ideas.

Also it's not fucking this!
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La fin du monde is good Canadian beer.

But yeah, the popular American beers are piss. I like Guinness, Newcastle and Warsteiner : )
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>>683778300
FUCKIN yanks EUROPEAN WOMEN WOULD DRINK YOU STUPID
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>>683778468
>carton of beer costs $40 to $50
>6 pack of Morgan's is like $20
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>>683778193
Captain Morgan's? Really?
Why not Havana Club, El Dorado or Appleton Estate? They should be easy to come by and taste like a thousand times better for about the same price.
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>>683778486
No, because the definition of beer is cheap piss in a bottle or can.
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>>683778467
Bitch I'm whiter than you are, and you best close your legs, your pussy lips are queefing threats your girlish hands can't keep.
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>>683778468
That's the beauty about beer, its cheap
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>>683778432
We do a few bitters. Melbourne Bitters not too bad.But yeah.. like our other 5 eyes cuntrymen... its mostly water. Cost wise they almost dont pay for water. Like cocoa cola.. speaking of. Most of the major brewers are owned buy about 3 companies
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if you only focus on garbage beer, then no country has any good beer. you're only looking at u.s. shit beer and good foreign beer
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>>683778613
>6 pack of Morgan's
...
Found the underage
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>>683778647
because you have tried them all
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>>683772935
>mfw sipping back a frosty beer
>mfw euros are obsessed with us
>mfw they should be worrying about the muzzie invasion

Kek, feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>683778017
>yuengling
>found in a few stores
Found the Eurocuck whose never been to America but thinks he knows what it's like.
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>>683778486
Beer Awards? Or whatever the fuck they're called.
It's as objective as you're going to get it.

I mean there's just a crapload of countries who don't care about beer and thus hardly brew it, but the USA makes a crapload of em.
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>>683777894
Tooheys old is great
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>>683778679
The fuck did you just say to me you dog fucking fuck face
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Need I say more
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>>683775244
i dont know what that autist meant either dont worry anon, sam adams is great
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>>683778700
Aye all the big breweries in the world are probs owned by InBev, Sabmiller or Heineken. I suppose the aussie brews are owned by those cunts too?
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>>683778455
Ive never worked out what it is in it that does that? Formaldehyde? haha
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>>683778193
captain morgan haha you are a disgraceful tween
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>>683778897
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>683778996
Nah mate we just make our beer in the backyard like our meth
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The best beer is here in Straya. Pic related. Perfect for when you knock off from a hot day at work, and in the morning before work, and at lunch at work, and one for every smoko.
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>>683778897
You heard me shitstain, clean the wallaby shit out your ears if you didn't. Go see if you can't borrow a can of petrol from the abbo down the street if I've hurt your little baby feelings.
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>>683778695
Beers have a low alc % of under 12%. It'll take you a case of them to achieve the same result as a cup or two of real alcoholic drinks. And you can mix it without having it taste like piss.

There's literally no reason to touch beer unless you're some underage frat boy at a party.
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>>683778840
my state has one of the largest beer fests in the country
some euro beers get ranked fairly high. US craft brew rank equally high or often higher

there are simply so many different brews here that many never even get competitively tasted and so have no chance to get such awards
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>>683778914
Worst fucking beer, you can drink literally only cheap college students and trailer trash drink this.
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Get on my level faggots
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I guess no one here ever tried brazilian piss water beer. Lucky bastards, I say.
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>>683779150
>>683778996
Yeah basically.. Its same same. Except our Meth is a tad stronger than our beer. Just a couple of our larger companies have contracts to brew international labels in aus.. standard shit really.
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>>683776502
I've honestly grown to hate the taste of Yuengling compared to more full bodied beers. It is like a light beer pretending to be dark and it just tastes like water. I used to like Yuengling :^(
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>>683779397
With world beer awards everyone can enter their beers as long as you're an actual brewery and not home brew.

Also international stuff so not biased towards a country... as much. I suppose.
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>>683779428
Learn to pour a beer faggot, that's embarassing.
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I drink this whenever im feeling edgy
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>>683775370
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>>683779688
>implying i poured it
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>>683779658
Kill self
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>>683779596
same issue
you think every craft brewery is going to enter their product in a competition held in another country?
i also seriously doubt its as simple as just showing up with a case of beer to said competition
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>>683779775
Heh, had the standard trooper once, actually tasted way better than i expected
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>>683779775
Fucking hell m8, they are a band, not a brewery. How much extra do you have to pay for the beer that matches your shitty band shirt?
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>>683775244
>>683775367
>>683778956
That shit is watered down inbread garbage
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>>683776502
The best go to beer
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>>683779428
>grocery store tier
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>>683780083
>inbread
I always have a little bread with my beer
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>>683779991
There is expensive but worth it. Watermelon Dorado crazy good
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>>683779775
I saw that in the store and it made me laugh. I love iron maiden and all but it seemed too gimmicky
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>>683780078
$4.55 from ontario LCBO
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>>683779374
12? Try 6% lol
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>>683778017
>Beer noone heard of.
Is it not from the oldest brewery in america? They never jave it where Im from so i dont know for certain.
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>>683779998
That issue would also be there for non-USA breweries and even moreso since there are fewer of them. The quadgods obviously also wonder about your theory.

Also you can enter the beers online and they'll contact you with judges from each country participating.
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>>683778017
>yuengling
>fancy

u fucking wot m8
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>>683779374
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>>683776502
i didn't know this was a hard to find beer until i traveled away from philly.
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>>683780182
Oh yeah, it's just I need of the beers that started the micro beer rev in America. Don't cut yourself on your edges
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>>683775311
I dig Canadian beer. A little watery, but it goes down great. Cheap too.
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>>683772935
But this stuff is delicious
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>>683779374
>drinking to get maximum dollar out of your drunk

Yeah I remember being 23 too. Have fun with it kid, but at some point you'll have more money to piss away.
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Best beer of all time. I dont care if it makes me a girly faggot fuck yall
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>>683777289
quality over quantity my friend.
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coming into this thread to remind you all of the best beer in all the world, brewed in Milwaukee, since 1903.
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>>683772935
yw
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Piss beer is good if you're outside on a hot day and you need something cold and intoxicating

Stouts and IPAs and belgians and etc are superior flavor but you'll get get called a beer snob for liking them even if you just like all beer in general
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>>683779374
you must be gay
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>>683780658
i like this one, not bad.
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>>683780460
Guinness looks like drinking it will kill you. Tastes like it too. But on the plus side, it gives great head.
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>>683776502
Ah, i remember when you could only buy yuengling in pennsylvania and my parents would load our car up with cases, and drive them back to ohio. We would give people six packs and they would lose their minds lol.

Now it's everywhere and it's still delicious.
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>>683780692
>implying that highly competitive markets aren't a net win in quality for the consumer.
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>>683778193
Tits or gtfo
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>>683780658
Doesn't even taste like beer to me. Taste more like fruity juice
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Russia... Jesus cunt.
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>>683772935
Anheuser-Busch was bought by Belgians. Everyone on 4chan is retarded.
>just drink your beer and shut the fuck up
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helping you all with some more of the best beer on earth
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Someone will hate it but and make a big deal over something strictly subjective... but fuck the fucking fucks.
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>>683780828
Sounds like you need to hang out with some people that like beer.
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>>683781146
I was expecting Lone Star
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german beer master race.
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>>683781146
is this the maltese stuff
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>>683781146
They love the Shiner Bock in Texas
When I was there visiting friends, its all anyone had in their homes.
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>>683780828
Agree. I love belgian beer, but i can't really have 6 of them.
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>>683781146
Well it's better than coors I guess
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>>683778358
>it's fucking close to water
Jesus christ you are retarded.
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>>683772935
because they are fat and stupid
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>>683778840
9 of the top 10 brewers are american.
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>>683781249
kek.
but yes some are God-tier and some are pure shit like warsteiner
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>>683778193
Enjoy your sorority formal faggot.
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>>683772935
The fuck are you on m8?
http://www.citizen-times.com/story/entertainment/2014/05/22/asheville-breweries-complete-list/2362324/
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>>683781485
Just like baseball is the world series huh?
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>>683778914
Must be good; it won blue ribbon...in like 1910.
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>>683780823
ive never had it but i love miller and miller lite. it looks so elegant and cozy though
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>>683776502
It ain't piss water but the taste is shit
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>>683781377
sure you can
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>>683776656
Nasa has a rover on mars. But fuck nasa, Americans are still doing amazing things when it comes to outer space through independent contractors.
Ever heard of Spacex?
Try harder faggot
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>>683779991
Love pepper beers. Thoughthey usually go better in dark beers, this was good shit.
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>>683772935
Most people in America's taste in beer is that they think if you can chug five in a row without wearing out your palate it's a good beer.

Explains the garage taste in food as well.
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>>683781485
For crying out loud, I try hard to find an award site with objective judges which is international and you come with a site rated by people. A lot of people drink Heineken, that doesn't make it any good.

This is a way to get larger brewers and not the small breweries entering which you were so concerned about.

What the fuck man.
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>>683780823
The only beer i drink. Good man.
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So no one is going to say Blue Moon huh?
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Way to go OP you picked the shittiest beers possible. Maybe try actually picking a good beer.
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>>683781485
whats next? untappd as source for best beer?
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>>683772935
Those are american light lagers aka lawnmower beer. See here in the US we have a lot of space, and it gets hot so this is the shit we drink in the South while floating on an inner tube on a polluted river, or while driving our riding mowers, or fucking our sisters.

We also make other beer, and that's what the rest of the country drinks.
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>>683781131
Agreed. The champagne of beers
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>>683781979
Yeah, and england has great food
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>>683776544
Russia isn't in Europe you dumb bastard
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>>683781986
Cuz dem judges aint peepz, right? Fuckin idiot
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What's the most disgusting brand of beer that you guys have tried? I am willing to drink some seriously horrible stuff out of curiosity.
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>>683782101
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>>683772935
I am a brit fag so I got access to cheep beer from around the world, I say Swedish, German and the Dutch make the best alcohol
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From Quebec
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Michigan alone brews better beer than all of Europe combined and that's saying something since I absolutely love Belgian breweries.

Belgians are the only good brewers in Europe fwiw.
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I see the best beer everyday + I get free beer for every weekend. Pic related
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>>683774811
fat tire tastes like shit
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>>683782214
Bud Light, not even meming. Bud Light is absolutely gross to me. Even Busch and Natural are better.
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>>683782214
Laser malt liquor, or Steel Reserve
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>>683782214
I had a jalapeno IPA once, forget the label though. Fucking undrinkable.
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>>683780823
Yeee anon :)
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>>683782290
Same, I get beer cheap as fuck from a chain of shops callef bargain booze.
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Why do europeans care so much about americans? They're like the outside looking in and they take little solace and victories with their beer and their food but unfortunately I have freedom so eat shit.

Also you're really no better than a vaper or those fags who have "shaving kits" if you give a fuck what beer tastes like. You know who drinks beer for the taste? Women.
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I'm a whiskey drinker, typically, but I'm going through a German Hefe phase at the moment. Pic very related; my favourites. Sieg Heil!
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>>683782272
This is probably because they charge 10 dollars for a fucking bud light at sporting events lol.
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>>683782391
I actually drink quite a bit of SR
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>>683782214
guinness
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>>683782214
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>>683782272
These are all awful... I mean Heineken is ok but not great, they are all piss water that tastes like a rusty pipe
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>>683781904

Mars was a cool stunt, but other than that, muricans are well behind russians in actual space research.
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>>683782214
Strohs, Steel Reserve, King Cobra, Corona, Magnum, Camo, and any IPA that tastes like a fucking grapefruit peel.
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>>683782010
>>683782103
good lads, here's one to you
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>>683777642
>Carlin
George Carlin wasn't funny whatsoever: all he did was rant and philosophise.
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>>683782574
corona...? u wot m8
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>>683782390
If I'm drinking a light beer (and there's a time and place, usually when it's hot as fuck after some kind of heavy work) I'll go for a cold Coors Light. Sweeter/less bitter, easily pound 2 or 3 and honestly pretty damn refreshing under the circumstances. I wouldn't waste a good beer for something like that.
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>>683775804
MY BEER IS COOL CAUSE IT HAS CURSE WORDS ON THE FRONT.
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>>683782317
Sup fellow Michifag, Frankenmuth has a great beer celebration, you should go some time.
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>>683782535
kys
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>>683782707
My beer is edgy as fuck.
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>>683772935
>drinking beer
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>>683782290
im from germany and beer from Czech is pretty amazing too
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>>683782474
Lil bitch detected
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Spicks make great beer
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>>683782732
Nope, it's crap. Would rather kill you.
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>>683776502
Mah nigga
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>>683782272
only one of these beers doesent taste like piss and its the last one
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>>683782857
MODELOOOOOO that goes good with pizza
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/thread
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>>683782857
This is true, probably the best thing to come out of Mexico is the beer, followed by tequila, the food, and the landscapers.
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Oh but we do.
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>>683782214
Iron City, I think their water inlet, is where the steel mill's outflow pipe is located.
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>>683782667
Line up a six pack, they'll all have different amounts, their quality control sucks and the beer is mostly sweat mixed with fermented hops.
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Yeah boieee.
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>>683782925
Heinekens are terrible.
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>>683782955
Also a very good mexican beer
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>>683779991
GOAT fo real
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>>683778285
>USA gets remarkably few awards for their beer.
>implying all the breweries even bother entering all the contests
>implying we don't have our own national and regional contests
>implying we care about what Europeans think

Kek
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>>683779991
Ive been to ballast point... that brewery is legit
>couldnt find a beer i didnt like
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>>683781904
Ye 'mericans do the best stuff in space..
Such as claim all resources and ownership of all other planets in the solar system
Feck off m8
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>>683782857
modelo negro has a special place in my heart
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People talking about beer and not bringing up this master piece? Shame on you all.
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We don't drink the piss water dum dum.

Craft, not crap.
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