>>683768010
kek

>>683767837
>>683768010
that's more pathetic than alpha

>>683767529
more like this?

>>683770129
Fucking merica

>>683770129
My god damn role model

>>683770129
The most American thing I have ever seen. And I mean that in the absolute best way possible.

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>>683771100
>771100

>>683767837
how is this alpha in any way at all?

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>>683771368

>>683767529
source?

>>683767837
alpha source?

>>683767837
Typical cop.

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>>683771100

>>683770421
>>683770898
>>683771100
>virgins

>>683771593
but why joke at all? just a waste of time

>>683772134
>be on /b/
>not waste time
pick one

>>683770129
>fat
>shitty "beer"
>ugly girlfriend
USA USA USA

>>683767529
Like a true alpha, I would nut so fucking fast

>>683767837
That dude is a BAWSE

>>683767529
Is this just like a wacky prank in Japan?

>>683772347
Fat yes.
Ugly girlfriend yes.
Shitty beer now I have an issue. It's a fucking beer. Quit being a beer hipster. Drink your own beer and shut the hell up.

>>683772603
Yeah dude, the guy is the Japanese Sam Pepper

>>683772721
you're murican we don't expect you to understand. but seriously your beer is just piss water.

lrn2beer

>>683767529
SAUCE

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sauce tho

>>683772844
> not knowing how good american craft beers are

come on man.

>>683772844
You fuckers drink and eat shit that's stupid to us over here too. No matter where you live. It's all preference.

>>683770129
sauce

>>683773686
>craft beer
more like gay beer

>>683773686
>craft beer
>implying they are any better
>implying 90% of us population even bothers drinking anyhting else than bud light

>>683774128
I would take any craft beer (except the fruit flavored ones) over Bud Light any day.

At least they are actual beer.

>>683767529
give us a fucking sauce you faggot

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>>683773686
look at all these wicked sick craft beers go america

> not knowing /b/ stands for beta.
> OPs a New fag.

>>683772844
Who gives a shit faggot. It's alcohol.

>>683774538
Piss water for me then. While I fuck babes and not hairy bitches from your third world country.

>>683774538
The internet is for Americans gtfo. Fucking no life fool you don't even go out and drink beer anyway

>>683767529
Fake as shit.

>>683767529
FUCKING GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SAUCE I WANT TO JERK OFF

>>683774823
>Fucking no life fool you don't even go out and drink beer anyway
projecting this hard

>>683774983
adults have this thing we call porn

>>683775156
You're on 4chan batching about what kind of beer people drink in their personal time that has zero affect on you. But their beer doesn't meet your beer expectations. Yeah you have no life kid.

>>683772250
yeah alright, fair point.

>>683768010
that dude is ripped as fuck. how much bf% is that, 5-6 %?

>>683775473
Holy shit someone on /b/ admitted theyre wrong

>>683775364
>kid
faggot

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>>683772844
>Calling American beer shit.
>9/10 of the top breweries are American
>I live 5 minutes from #4 on the list.
>mfw im drinking better beer than you ever will.
>mfw there are almost 90 other breweries within a 20 minute drive.
G
gg fam

>>683775473
>conceding defeat
newfag

>>683767837
>tfw this fat, little dicked loser can still get his cock jerked by a hot girl and you cant

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>>683775825

>>683770129
This shit if funny as fuck

>>683775825
Besides no limbs, she is pretty hot.

>>683775752
>having nothing else to say, resort to faggot

Wew lad, how long it take you get out of 3rd grade?

>>683767529
>Asian
>alpha
Pick one.

>>683775769
>getting this defensive over a 'drink'

kek you muricans are fucking butthurt over anything. your 'beer' is still awful btw.

>>683776025
so is this a beginning of a porno or in a movie.

>>683776110
Everything here is better than everything in your country. Fuck you. You're speaking our language right now right? Thought so.

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>>683774768
>i fuck babes

>>683776367
>You're speaking our language right now right?

good one

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>>683775769
Good for you anon. Unfortunately the rest of your countrymen pay money to drink piss water.

>>683776110
>Third world monkey has no response so he has to resort to calling us mad
>as if we would be mad about being the best
GG. USA #1

>>683775769

American bear is shit

>>683775769
>9/10 of the top breweries are American
because it's probably a top 10 American breweries faggot. Everyone know's Americans suck at making beer

>>683776550

You don't get a half decent beer until #10

10, 11, 16 are all alright, good if you have the taste for them.

17 is for women, my wife's favorite beer.

19 is an all around good one, anyone who hates on it is being a hipster.

20 is funny.

>>683776539
Good response. Nothing to say again

>mongoloids actually still fighting over beer
Post more of the degrading Japanese porn industry please

>>683776110
>Has no actual rebuttal to the truth, so instead says i am being defensive.
Lol got me good with that bait. You can wave your flag of whatever irrelevant country you are from high today.

>>683776550
no Guinness? shows that America has horrible beer taste

>>683776550
Mmm. Yuengling. Relatively cheap and good.

>>683776776
i prefer the asiatic

>>683777101

Guinness has no wide-spread appeal. If you hadn't been force fed it since you were 8 years old, there wouldn't be many of you who drink it all the time.

It's alright, but gimmicky.

>>683775769
>top 10 in usa
>usa is in all the top 10

why cant murica educate?

>>683776367
Kekkkkkkkk we're speaking american right??? Didn't laugh so much at someone's 'murican stupidity since I saw trump up in the polls

>>683777237
It's better than any American beer and stouts are pretty terrible

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>>683777313
B8

>>683777313
Retard detected. Belgium is on that list. It's international.
>can europoors educate?

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>>683777370
Cuck confirmed

>>683777387

That's... a literal lie though.

>>683777370
The president doesn't do anything anymore in the us idiot. It's just like the fuckin queen. Has zero power and doesnt make any decisions.

>>683776763
>being the best in america
>thats an achievment
the cuckold states of america ladies and gentlemen

>>683773834
America has shit cheap beer. But Europe has shit cheap beer also, and that shit cheap beer is only marginally better than american shit cheap beer. I've tried it, not here but in Europe. The big difference is most of the economies in Europe are shit so the price point difference between shit and not shit beer is not that much. So stop implying that all americans drink shit beer by choice and not an economic factor.

>>683776430
wat

>>683777101
Did you have potatoes for dinner today, Ireland?

Guinness is the best tbh fam.

>>683777505
Europoors dont even know their own countries, but expect America to acknowledge their existence.

>>683777683
>not even understanding the post
The retard states of Europe (aka muslimville)

i am an american and i admit that american beer is piss water it is true, beers from other lands are far superior. i must go and clean the cock of whoever is banging my gf

>>683777570
But the race for the white house reflects the social reality of 'muricunt

>>683775769
>top 10 USA
>Belgium
Murica wins again!

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This is now a USA thread

>>683777999
Double trips of confirmed autism

>>683767529
Here you fags go. Try google next time fags

http://www.tubxporn.(com)/videos/9749/japanese-babe-yui-ooba-is-fucking-for-a-creampie/

>>683777888
>what is satire
you are a special sort of retard even for america

>>683767529
its funny, but gets me pretty hard. that bitches reaction is really cute

>>683778073

>Aplha Male Thread
>USA Thread

same thing

>>683770129
Fords suck, and beer tastes like shit

>>683778073
>alpha male thread
>already was a usa thread

>>683776748
source pls

>>683778258

>London elects its first Muslim mayor

You guys are so fucked

>>683778462
manlet

I love when the fag europoors act like they wouldn't kill their own family to live in the usa. You fuckers ooze jealousy. And rightfully so, any other country is a third world country.

>>683769396
shit man cant found the source :/

>Alpha male
>watchs porn

Losers

>>683776430
sauce

>>683771100
Triple dubs!!!
Well, that's impressive

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>>683777212
Kek

>>683770686
He transitions between each girl really wiedly

>>683767529
>ITT insecure 14 year olds who call themselves 'alpha' but bitch and whine when the real world hits them in 4 years.

  ▲
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>>683777033
This is so fucking hot, any source?

>>683776748
Plz Sauce

>>683768010
Sauce?

>>683776043
both
u mad white boy?

>>683775825
It's like a seal with tits.

>>683775825
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I'd fuck that

>>683767837
this is all of (you) in 30 years folks

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>>683773686
you need true values

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>>683776430

>>683770129
And this, kids, is what we call a tryhard