Celebrity Jerk Off Thread
>>683757572
So cute
>>683757588
>>683757611
>we did it
get blacked?
>>683757611
I would fuckin wreck that so hard, if I could just get close enough to make contact then there's a chance.
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>>683757706
Yeah, I remember that day too! You don't know how much i was expecting she turn 18yrs! Moi gosh!
>>683757799
We all wish.
elle fanning gets me diamonds.
I've been creaming over her since I saw her in super 8. god fucking damn shes hot
what the fuck is any of this shit? did you download all of tmz's basic celebrity galleries
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>>683757920
They've really gone downhill
i'm getting tired of switching folders all the time
can you guys not post all at once
>>683757920
Some people enjoy more than just simple nudes, you fucking neanderthal. Subtlety is underrated.
>>683757894
OMG!
>>683758164
Just post something other than this plain ass white bitch,
>>683758262
Post your own shit, fucktard.
>>683758419
am try
>>683758164
ayy lol
>>683758262
ass white bitch? you mofo!
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>>683757484
Hnnng
>>683759214
fuk off g hanelius guy
>>683759214
who is she?
>>683759214
Mine!
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>>683758981
best nips in the biz
>>683759469
Fucking gross.
She was cute in the first few HP films (not in that way, pervs), but damn, did she grow up plain.
>>683759469
top tier celebs get their own thread anon, we don't mingle with these plebs
>>683759151
kek I hoped so much this was real
>>683759543
Without a doubt. They literally look like candy.
gremlin
>>683759561
Emma's peak of hotness, after this it's just shit
Wouldn't mind getting in on this little love party.
>>683759716
Oh thank God, take her away.
>>683759469
what a cute boy)
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>>683759850
coincidence ? i think not
>>>/lgbt/
faggot
>>683759912
i was gonna pick your side anon, but now, .. fuck you
>>683759850
At least post a good fake/attractive celeb if you're gonna spam trannies.
name a more attractive 30 year old than Marina
>protip: you can't
Aaaaaand the Marina fag is back. Guess this thread has now officially gone to shit, I'll be back when he might be asleep.
Why is she so perfect?
>>683760239
because you're fucking blind
>>683759945
>coincidence ?
just joined and posted, so yep coincidence.
>>683760239
that's fucking disgusting, there's literally a massive bush of hair under her arm
SAGE
>>683760051
>spam
posted 1 pic, 1 time!
=not spamming
thanks for your pic contribution nontheless
>>683760150
that is very far from the truth
>>683760790
wrong
>>683760849
kat dennings is just a cheap bootleg Marina
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>>683761060
hello rebecca anon, i haven't missed you
requesting bella thorne's webm with tits and thong
>>683760909
kat dennings turns 30 in a month and she still looks better and younger than your fucking Grandma
>>683761292
wrong
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>>683760653
>ITT op has been making celeb threads for 15 hours spamming Selena Gomez/Marina/Elle Fanning/ in a marathon troll/shitposting session OP needs serious help
Please take this poll and when you see his threads abandon them for the cancer they are
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
always remember to sage if you reply to him
>>683761449
please stop being a massive faggot and stop saying that i post Selena also i did not make this thread
>>683761449
Actually, I'm the one who spams Elle Fanning, and only Elle Fanning, because only Elle Fanning deserves to be everywhere.
I can't fucking stand this Marina bitch or the guy who spams her.
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>>683758949
Jesus moar for the love of God
fanning is fine, selena is fine, but this is just getting sad now
SAGE
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>>683761697
fuk off you cringy autist
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>>683761866
fuck off faggots, Marina is the most attractive of them all
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>>683762224
GOAT
>>683760239
>dat hairy armpit
we get it, you're into more masculine women(traps)
>>683757611
Whats her fucking snapchat
>>683762635
fuck off she is the most feminine woman in this thread
>>683762640
oh look, it's inbred Wiliams
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>>683755140
Get in here!! It's happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683762631
noice!
>>683762733
cheers
>>683758248
combat is better imo
>>683757350
who is that?
>>683757956
>smile
>>683763127
Thank you wise anon!
>>683761697
>>683761708
everyone knows its you faggot you sad autistic fuck spamming this ugly bitch for 15 hours
>>683763232
you forgot "all of the above" again
>>683763232
Wrong as always
>>683763232
Seriously, don't compare me to that fucking autist. Elle Fanning is an angel. Marina whatever is a fucking gorilla.
>>683763484
Marina is not a fucking gorrila, stop calling her that
>>683763474
>>683763484
>took a pic with his phone of his mspaint edited pic....
now thats autism at work
>>683763656
Dude, at least I know when to stop.
>>683763704
Fuck off, anon. I'm not joking. I'm gonna stop posting any Elle from now on if you're gonna compare me to that shit stain and his monkey.
Elle and Emma Stone was all me. I started this thread. Notice how every time he posts Marina it bumps the thread. I can't bump with Elle. There's your proof. Now stop fucking confusing me with some inbred basement dweller. Thank you.
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>>683763474
clean your monitor
>>683763704
Jesus anon, do you not fucking realise that you're the only autist here? Is it really too hard for you to belive that not everyone who posts his favorite celeb is the same person?
>>683763937
Don't you fucking defend me. You're worse than he is.
What the fuck happened to these threads
>>683763862
>posts elle with phone/tablet
>posts marina with computer
if you weren't him you would and should of just gone and made another thread and let him talk to himself.
>>683763903
that's really fucking interesting tbh, Is the cat still alive? because judging by it's face expression it's still fine I also find all those tiny organs really interesting especially the intestence.
>>683763904
I got sneeze and cum all over it and i don't know how to clean it without breaking it
>>683763937
he's the worst autist here, he says that we all are the exact same person
>>683764096
autism
>>683764096
Fine. I'm never posting Elle on this site again. You're almost a bigger fucking idiot than that fucking chimp spammer.
>>683763937
>calling other people autists
>spends 15 hours spamming selena and marina
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>683764092
marina/selenafag happened
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683764194
>>683764226
Watch this idiot think I typed all this shit out at the exact same time now. Stupid Marina fag is giving me a bad rep.
>>683764092
Autists who obsess over one girl spam her here (see lopez, selena gomez and marina spammers)
>>683764226
don't let that faggot ruin your favorite celeb for you, he's just going full steam autism mode and thinks that he's archieving something
>>683764194
the cat is like that because it saw your shitposting
>>683764369
Don't fucking talk to me. You've ruined one of my favorite things.
>>683764194
>>683763937
>talking to himself again
kek
>>683764301
the guy is obviously a mod otherwise mods would have fucked with him already
>>683764301
i wish he spammed selena
>>683764194
>is that cat still alive?
>>683764474
if it's something new, yeah
>>683764346
>/thread
>>683764434
c'mon anon, i'm on your side
>>683764474
>>683764564
I would never spam this spic shit
>>683762640
well, this thread just crapped out.
>>683764473
nah he is just a shitposter...they allow trap threads and taylor swift threads and other people with mental disorders they allow selena/marina spammer too >>683764474
>>683764475
tell me about it...
>>683764677
>i would never spam this spic shit
>continues to spam her for 15 hours along with marina
kek
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
Is the chloe bikini nip slip real?
>>683764874
Marina is not a spic you fuck
>>683765037
selena is the other ugly cow you spam with
>>683764194
oh shit i didn't meant reply to myself
>>683765001
Fuck no.
>>683765129
I don't spam Selena and Marina is not an ugly cow, What is wrong with you?
>>683765136
yeah you did...why change a habit of a life time tho...lol
Any Nicki Minaj?
>>683765200
>i do spam selena and i do spam marina and they are both ugly as fuck i just have autism and cant help myself
there FTFY faggot
>>683765136
Can you please fucking go away so people who post girls who are actually attractive don't get confused with your faggot ass?
>>683765218
yeah sure but you will have to go to the zoo to see her swinging about
>>683765216
i know you're trying to trigger me but since i'm not a tumblr fag that won't happen
>>683765294
Selena is ugly as shit, Marina is not. please stop calling Marina ugly
>>683765314
she is attractive, ask /mu/ /hr/ /v/ /pol/ /r9k/
>>683765408
Then fucking post this bitch where people actually want it instead of trolling what used to be perfectly fine celeb threads, so I can at least post Elle if I feel like it without being compared to the likes of a shitstain like you.
>>683765408
>damn you guys stop calling me out because if you do il act more child like in the attempt at looking like an even more autistic troll to make my troll attempts seam somewhat humorous but instead come across as repetitive and child like
FTFY (again)
>>683758332
>>683761449
how i do sage
>inb4 yes im a newfag
>>683765619
Fuck you. I don't need to hear it right now.
>>683765408
>this kat listened to marinas music and his head suddenly exploded as a result of how bad it was
>>683765558
this
>>683765769
type sage in to where it says options
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>>683765616
do you autists not realize that i actually think that I Marina is attractive and maybe i enjoy posting her so other people can enjoy her beauty too? if you honestly think she's ugly than you probably have less testestrone than a kitty
>>683765807
edgy, probably listend to how to be heartbreaker(her worst song)
>>683765619
why did you post jennifer aniston?
>>683765879
thanks anon
>>683765909
What's the point of posting pictures you think are attractive but no one else does? You already have them. At least when I post Elle, people ask for more. When you post that monkey, people bitch. Because you suck and she's a fucking chimp.
>>683766044
a few people already told me that they think Marina is hot too, you're wrong. If you don't like the posts then why don't you ingnore them?
>>683765909
this poll is proof that people here cant stand you spamming and ugly bitches that you spam with
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683766305
no that's just you talking to yourself
>itt: professional trolls
>>683766357
Ok, anons i'm gonna be honest with you here. >>683766357
>>683766398
was me the whole time, Yes i created the strawpoll and yes i've been arguing with myself the whole time.
>>683766305
Because now it's affecting me. Now people are confusing me with you. Because you're literally insane and talk to yourself. So now anyone who posts more than a few pics of their favorite celeb is apparently part of your massive conspiracy. So do us all a favor, get out of your fucking Mom's basement, if you need a job, go drive for Uber, make some money, fix your life, learn how to socialize, move out, and stop wasting your time telling everyone you have the worst taste in women since Danny DeVito.
>>683766462
hes not even a troll...he spends 15+ hours a day doing his spamming with selena/marina...thats just autism
inb4 image limit
>>683757484
WHO DAT
>>683766564
le nice, moar
>>683766305
>a few people
Sure anon, whatever you say.
>>683766545
oh damn
>>683766553
not selena unfortunately
>>683766521
funny because they are all me and im not you faggot
seriously get your autism under control selena/marina fag
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683766683
yeah ya do
>>683766646
Elle Fanning. But until this retard goes away, you won't be getting any more of her from me. And I'm usually supplying 90% of her pics and videos around here.
>>683766545
>drive for uber
You're making a big assumption that this faggot even has a license.
>>683766685
Marinafag here
I'm sorry guys, i'm just trying to get some votes for my strawpoll, please vote
>>683766735
thats not a bad thing she is a butter face
>>683766796
Fuck your mother.
>>683766754
License are fucking expensive and i would probably fail anyway
>>683766754
.. or would even fit inside a car
>>683766844
even my mothers prettier than elle