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Anyone else have a normie gf? I can't make a single Lotr or GoT or Star Wars or gaming reference/quote/joke without having to explain it... Can't explain fetishes or interests... Only wants vanilla sex every day, cares about becoming a lawyer, eating healthy and working out...What do?
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I do lol it fuckin sucks. But she does everything for me and treats me real nice so I just go with it
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>>683757238
sorry anon, life must be hard
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>>683757238
Yeah man that's so sad
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>>683757238
break up now. it never gets better.
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>>683757238
The only thing I managed to do with my normie gf is getting her into steampunk costumes. She likes the style and understands nothing else of it.
For everything else she is completely normie.
Kinda ok with that tho, yes I'd like to talk with her about vidya and other shit but not really a reason to complain
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Convert her!
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>>683757238
make up some bullshit reason. then leave. go far away.dont go back anon
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>>683757238
corrupt her with memes
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>>683757983
I've tried man, complete lack of interest of awareness for such matters.. Sort of stares at me with a completely blank face and then goes back to talking about her hair/nails/friends...
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>>683758294
The memiest of memes?
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>>683758368
Yes, the underground dark dank memes you get from your local ratchet dealer
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>>683758414
Or if you can get your hands on military-grade memes, its a job easily done, but getting those is difficult. Just start by showing her your pepe collection. She'll say 'aww so cute", that'll be the start of her downfall
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>>683757238
if you really do want to stay with her. only allow her to watch freddy got fingered untill she finds it funny
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Sounds like you're the problem, not her
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Just hit her...
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>>683758505
Good idea... She likes 'cute' animals... Then I can start showing her rare pepes and maybe she can collect them... Finally I will show her my extensive library of Islamic beheading webms... Nice gentle transition
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>>683758938
I'm skinny and small and beta and she is big and busty.. I would be easily overpowered

(She's with me because I'm circumstantially in the right circles and have monies)
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does anyone have more pics of ops picture?
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I went our with a real normie. She literally tried to look at her self in ever reflection she could find (to be fair she was pretty gorgeous) but there was nothing more to it than that. Very low self esteem. Had to tell her she's pretty every 10 mons or shed complain about how I never compliment her and thought she was ugly. Made no sense. Sex was good at one point but got a bit to same and she wasn't one for trying anything else. When she gave me a blowie she was embarrassed so she would do it under the covers so I couldn't watch her suck it. Which kind if defeated the point and I'd just look into space with no visual stimulation.
I used to try have intelligent conversations with her but shed take no interest unless it was about what colour she should paint her nails next or what celebrity cheated on who. Urgh!!
My current gf is amazing though.
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Mine likes anime and vidya more than I do.

>tfw the normie of the relationship
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>>683759798
Can relate tho mine wasn't that pretty
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>>683759388
checkd. so can I suck your dick for some monies too?
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I am married. I cant even get my dick sucked by a fat bitch.
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>>683760163
wait, is your wife a fat bitch or are you failing at trying to cheat on her?
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Beauty fades over time, a beautiful mind never stops growing.
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mine likes star trek star wars and is interested in all the shit i am, and she tries to learn about it. However she has normie qualities. Honestly dream girl.
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>>683760508
Where'd you find her?
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>>683760508
thats awesome bro... wish I could relate
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>>683758320
That sounds boring as hell. Are you happy with her?
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>>683757238
pic related or not?
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>>683759261
gl fam :^)
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>>683761029
Kek, as if
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>>683757238
>Lotr or GoT or Star Wars or gaming
So, your normie gf doesn't understand normie stuff?
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Normie GF here. She doesn't speaks english afterall. It's not the worst thing in the world, it's just...shitty sometimes, she sleeps with every fucking movie and I'm a /tv/ guy so that kinda bugs me. Jokes are not funny, she rarely catches them. She's always studiying and was afraid of talking to her parents about dating me. She's older than me tough and I made her like videogames. But she loves me and she's nice, admires me too wich is kinda lovely. IDK, we've been together 7 months. Sex's kinda boring, but I always found sex boring with every girl, maybe I'm asexual or something.
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Got my girl into comics and video games. Feels good man. Used to be the worst normie but now likes to get fucked in batgirl and Harley Quinn costumes, she even made a latex original Harley costume. Muh Dick
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My gf is more interested in GoT than me, she has read all the books and goes on about it all the fucking time.

She also loves skyrim and has over 200 hours spent on it, which is kinda normie but hey at least she likes to play.
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>>683761609
How much did she cost?
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>>683761684
Lucky fuck! Where'd u find her, pics please.
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ITT normies who think their normie amercian pop culture like star wars, game of thrones and marve/dc capeshit are not the most normie stuff on earth today.

Please kill yourselves.
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>>683757238
These things are not special. They are normal, Your girlfriend is not special and neither are you stfu.
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>>683761740
Sounds like either a doublebagged/10 and/or landbeast/10.
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>>683761774
I adopted her. She followed me home.
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>>683761835
Found her at work lol. I don't have the Harley pic on me but here have a pic of her ass
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>>683757238
what is her name OP? jw
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>>683761860
Fuck off loser
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>>683761740
I tried to make my gf a skyrim character... it was painful, wouldn't stop commenting on the 'adorable bunnies' and refused to do anything violent.. couldn't even control it.
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>>683761912
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>>683762001
Lucky dude :/
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>>683762030
Classic
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>>683755140
>>683755140
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>>683761860
normie girls wouldn't shit on GoT... you're fucked if you think they can look past their instagrams and makeup tutorials for one second to watch something like that or the original star wars trilogy... even the prequels actually. They dgaf
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>>683762048
She sounds cute and nice
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>>683757238
Yip, normie as fuck.

Which is fine by me. I'd rather have someone who can hold a normal conversation than some meme-spouting autistette. She helps make me seem normal, which makes life easier.
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>>683762205
Fuck off!
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>>683762030
This guy
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>>683762220
Lol ik plenty of normie girls who watch GoT, well lots of normie girls watch it.
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>>683757238
Hey mate,
stop making Lotr, GoT, Star Wars or gaming references like the fucking weirdo you are and find something more interesting to talk about.
Sure you think basic things like "how was your day" are obsolete but women still think different often really basic/emotional.
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>>683757238
where is she from OP? race wise
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>>683762314
Yup
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>>683762264
so, she's able to hold a conversation that doesn't contain hair/nail color, celebrities and relationships of other people, but actually has a content worth talking about?
if so, your gf isn't THAT much of a normie
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>>683762220
That's just not true retard. It's fucking televison, it's a normie thing by definition.

And that's besides the point, are you that fucking reatrded and dense, that you think that something super popular like that baby tv series of yours, which is viewed by something like 20 million people every week on a premium TV channel consists only of n3rdz and g33kz xD. Every other fucking mom watches that shit.

For further "proof", search game of thrones tag on tumblr or instagram.

http://www.wired.com/2013/06/women-game-of-thrones/
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>>683761609
>she doesn't speaks english
Neither do you
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>>683762676
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/gameofthrones/

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/gameofthrones

Here, I did it for you. Enjoy pictures from your special nerd club aka every random person ever.
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>>683762379
define "interesting"
interesting like her nail color? celebrities? fake stories about people you don't know?
sorry, but I'd rather have something to actually discuss and think about.
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using tumblr and instantgram is for normies
what a sham

no shrills no thrills
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>>683763037
>inb4 shitstorm raging reply by >>683762379
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>>683757562
this
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>>683762624
Well she has a vagina, so she is prone to talking about inane shit that I don't care about. But she also can and does talk about interesting things, and we share a fair deal in the way of weird humour.
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>>683763161
Tumblr is a blogging platform like any other. But I'll let that thought of your you picked up from other contrarian edgy kiddies you picked up here, because it's suits me now to prove >>683762873 further.
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>>683758320
doesn't she have any interests worth talking about? no hobbies? no kinks?
maybe she's keeping it secret, doesn't want you to know her soft spots?
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>>683757238
got a gf
>my age
>good job (better than mine)
>competing athlete as hobby (body is like you see in magazines)
>pretty
>very smart (a bit overly smart. loves that I, though a real overthinker myself, often take chances and do spontaneous shit)
>loves parties
>understands references

so no. No problem, buddy.
>me 6/10 (thanks to lifitng and grooming for a decade probably 7/10) average dude
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>>683762001
Finish putting on the fucking bedsheets you filthy animals!
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>>683763503
>loves parties

Wonder how many guys she's slept with
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>>683763037

>something to actually discuss and think about

Dude, you only talked about GoT, LotR and Star Wars. You think that really is all that's interesting?

You dumb shit, the world is full of interesting stuff and it's not all books, games and movies/series. Guess what, delving into nutrition can actually be very interesting (and actually useful), staying up to date with Politics and Economics is also hella nice, as soon as you move from mainstream shit and actually read into what's being developed, studied and discussed at universities.

Sure, games and such are cool, but they're not everything. Grow the shit up, OP, you just sound like a spoiled brat. Read a book on astrophysics that you can't grasp at all and try to expand your horizons, go camping in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone. There's lots of cool shit to do in this world while you're whinning about how your girlfriend is a "normie". You're just another kind of normie, you're not doing shit to have a meaningful life.
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>>683762001
Damn son, that's a nice, thick booty. You keep hittin' it, and being awesome.

Anyway, to contribute, I got me a gf that plays a really good normie, but is actually actually pretty cool when she doesn't have to perform at work or school.
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>>683763668
Cringed
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>>683763972

Consider doing something with your life.
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>>683762022
That's Lucy the Vixen if anyone hasn't posted yet
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>>683764119
Cringed. Keep going. Also keep assuming bud lol
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>>683764180
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>683757238

make her your slut
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>>683763668
I'm not OP. I was referencing girls who don't talk about anything other than fashion, her face/hair/nails, celebrity bullshit and stuff like that.
most of what you listed is fine in my book.
I just want my conversations to actually have some content, I hate people who talk nonstop without actually having anything to say.
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>>683763668
>saying "hella nice" and "grow the shit up"
>expecting to be taken seriously.

pick one, valley girl
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>>683764322
Lol whatever you say pal
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>>683757238

My GF is exactly like that. You could refer to her as 'basic'. She takes good care of her body. Eats healthy. Doesn't give a fuck about anything nerdy. Has her doctorate in physical therapy and makes close to 100k a year. She's great and lets me do my nerdy stuff but I met her in college and I was captain of the lax team so I sort of relied on that side of me to meet girls before I would be more open about the video games and stuff like that.

Also my internet at my college had a horrific connection so I could NEVER game unless it was like 3am on a Wednesday night. Honestly my shitty internet connection in college probably helped me get laid more often because of it.
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>>683764378
None of the things you've referenced have any depth or content. Talking about Got or lotr is not content. It's the most popular show in the world, You're not special, You're a normie and you have no depth, Kill yourself.
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>>683764505
And this is a good example of a fairytale.
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>>683764521
did you even read what I posted??
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>>683764496
I'm not your pal, friend!
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>>683764732
no
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>>683764483
so rather than actually argue with the points that the poster is making, all you can do is resort to attacking their language.

grow up, moron.
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>>683764784
I'm not your friend, buddy
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>>683764970
That is being a grown up dude, Someone being able to pick up on how a person acts/presents themselves before engaging is a very grown up thing to do.
You are judging annons on things they do without understanding them in the slightest.
You need to grow up, Actually you don't, You need to kill yourself.
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GF is into vinyls and origami n shit, showed her venetian snares and that shit took off, now she's showing me music I wish I'd found years ago.
Loves butt stuff and looks like a mix of emma stone & hitgirl/mathilda. Currently designing her own lightsaber

but at same time she loves community and unbreakable kimmy which are dogshit tier, so whatever, love her little socks
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>>683757238

HAD a normie gf. Was becoming a lawyer too.. she was wife material and six years older than me, beautiful, eating healthy etc etc.
We broke up a month ago and i was really crushed, i was dreaming about marrying her but well, i take the chance i got and it REALLY is fun to chill with a girl who's into the same things like you
Now i have a fuck relationship with a girl that smokes weed with me (unimaginable with my ex gf) and i just cant explain how much fun it is
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>>683764629
Trust bro its truth. played lax in HS and most of my friends ended up going to play at really good IV league schools. I'm not that smart but ended up playing elsewhere. Got introduced to said GF my senior year.
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>>683763668
Says the guy who spends his whole day on 4chan.
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>>683765223

"Boohoo, they're not trying to understand why the only thing I do with my life is read high fantasy books, play games and watch movies, boohoo". I think you're misunderstanding many different concepts like growing the fuck up, being a whinny little cunt, having a meaningful life, etc.

Go outside, volunteer, practice sports, study deep spiritual shit (or go the other extreme and aim for Physics), go wild at a party or concert, approach people randomly and try to connect with them, play games with actual friends, being a logical and rational individual and work towards eliminating prejudice in your mind and that of others, etc.

Do all that and more, and maybe, just maybe, there'll be some meaning to your life and you'll be little more than average scum. You know, try to actually contribute to this world instead of just passing time your whole life.

I don't give a rat's ass about being polite, what I said is simple enough to understand, if all that's "interesting" is GoT, LotR and Star Wars, you have pretty low standards, just as someone that only cares about parties and celebrities is low as fuck too.

God damn, your mediocrity and this fucking board's is infuriating. No wonder this world is going to shit, you call most of this living?
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>>683765869

Just following this retarded thread while designing a website for a local institution. You know, contributing and shit. Not even getting paid, just doing it out of the kindness of my heart to help the community.

And at the same time, trying to bash some sense into self-entitled shits that don't do anything other than "me, me, me, me, me and me some more". The world deserves better than masses upon masses of people that don't do the least bit to contribute and improve themselves and the world. Bunch of egotistical and egocentric dickwads.
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>>683765978
You come on /b/ and claim any insight to anything in life. You are pathetic, You try to hard and you lie to anon's to feel good. Why don't you just contribute to your own life? You're clearly worthless.
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>>683765978
I guarantee you do hardly anything of what you said
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>>683757238

So you want one with crap career plans, sits n games with horse porn fetishes?
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>>683766249
>Not even getting paid, just doing it out of the kindness of my heart to help the community

CUCK
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>>683765978
>implying your definition of meaningful life is a universal truth

If I wanna whack off to loli and watch anime all day, that's perfectly meaningful to me. K-k-k-kys
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>>683766249
>hey everybody look how nice and cool and awesome I am, aren't I great

Ahahahahaha faggot
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>>683765978
You're clearly a very wise and enlightened guy.

I bet you 'connect' with lots of beautiful strangers and walk on beaches in the rain at sunset.
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>>683766324

Cool, "guarantee" it, if you think it makes it any less true and you can be happier about doing nothing with your life. Or actually try to find the motivation to do something that isn't the most average shit ever.

Anyway, I've already lost too much time here, getting too distracted and it's not like people care to do anything relevant with their lives. And I have something of worth to do.

You'd think people would get some sort of motivation on their own or from a sense of outrage when called out on the pointlessness, but you'd rather drown in self-pity, cynicism, hypocrisy and so on.

I'm out, enjoy yourselves.
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>>683766794
>still trying this hard to look cool on 4chan

Jeez anon, don't you have work to be doing?
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>>683766794
>doing nothing with your life

No, I'm not a NEET. Just finished year 1 uni, I workout, starting work next week, I cook many things & not just for myself amongst other things.
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>>683766794
Good luck with your awesome, fulfilling life bro.

See you soon in some other thread on 4chin.
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>>683757238
Lotr GoT and Star Wars is normie stuff, becoming a lawyer isnt a bad thing, vanilla sex best sex, and dont complain about eating healthy and working out you fat humblebrag piece of shit
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>>683767004
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>>683757562
same here
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>>683767056

>kek
its funny cause its true
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>>683766794
Ah the classic. I gotta go before someone calls me out harder line.
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>>683766249
Capped for a cringe thread. Thanks my man
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>>683767912
>my man
Kek'd
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>>683765155
I'm not your buddy, guy!
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>>683763581
Ffs this^
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>>683757238
Feel the exact same way about my gf, although I did have one recent victory. My gf hates video games but I got her hooked on rocket league
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>>683767912
Lol post it in every cringe thread mate
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>>683768842
I'm not your guy, pal
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>>683764521
>Telling someone to kill themselves for being a normie/liking something popular..
Lmao
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>>683769184
Yikes. You're still around? Thought you were leaving
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>>683770279
Lol I'm not that cringe worthy loser, I was the guy who he actually said the cringe post too>>683765869
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>>683770519
Oh my bad. Damn wish he was still around I want to laugh at him
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>>683763581
Disgusting Americans.
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>>683757238
Normie bf. He doesn't like anything except vanilla.
:-(
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>>683770916
>disgusting
It's a bed sheet you fucking sperg. It came off because we were fucking, genius. Also, what shithole country you from my man ?
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>>683757238
explain your kinks and encourage her to share your interests. If you can't have an adult conversation like that then break up. A relationship without open, honest discussions about sex is pretty shitty, sorry bud.
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My girlfriend is into memes and music but she's kind of a normie. She goes out almost everyday to buy shit or with friends, while i'm really anti social and stay at home mostly. Also her knowledge of movies is shit, she watches a movie only with someone else present, rarely on her own. Her life consists of 90% facebook and 10% going out. And during sex she just lays there.
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>>683771600
you can do better than that, man. Encourage her to try riding you with a vibrator on her clit.
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>>683757238
You actually get to have sex every day. This is good. The key to a good relationship imo is treating each other with respect and to communicate i a proper fashion. Have you tried addressing these problems? Show her the god damned movies/series, if she declines you can barter and say you will join two hours of workout in exchange for watching two hours of movie. Negotiate and solve this shit. I believe in you, faggot. Now GTFO and good luck.
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Yeah it's tough, never gets on too always wants it front ways starfish, no blowjobs or cumshots
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>>683771600
>She goes out almost everyday to buy shit or with friends, while i'm really anti social and stay at home mostly

Lol how tf did you two meet and fall in love? Also ur getting cucked mate
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>>683772411
Uncrop plox
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