>>683741926
Who wears the penis?

>how to spot a faggot
>he's wearing a tank and a camelbak

>>683741926
ur gay?

Found your gay porn?

>>683741973
I do

>>683742023
>>683742128
Nope

>>683741926
You are friendzoned and posting a pic of the girl you fap to to justify being a butthurt jealous neckbeard/10

>>683742331
Nope she dropped a 4 year relationship for me

>>683742018
We were on vacation in Orlando, Fl

Suggested a 4 way with Mother and your dog

>>683741926
You ruined your relationship with /b/?
Are you Chris-Chan?

>>683741926
you made a joke about her weight

you can rarely fuck up a 4 year relationship due to a single thing.
Get the fuck off /b/ and try to make it up to her. People don't want to fall out of love, she will prob give you another chance if you don't continue to fuck shit up.

>>683742976
GTFO NORMIE!

>>683743017
Hey, i can't lead them completely astray. They are not good looking enough to be intimidating, but not ugly enough to be a joke..
two 5/10's.. kinda endearing. Hope they work it out.

>>683742862
She's actually the thinnest person I've dated. She had a tiny bit of a stomach but I had only been with whales before so I never said anything about her weight

>>683742976
Tried several times already. She doesn't want anything to do with me.

>>683743149
kek what's it matter? We have to encourage every man to have sex with lots of women and never commit... OP prolly got cucked honestly

>>683743168
tell us what the fuck it is so we can accurately tell, you what you can do if anything.

>>683743277
i have to agree. if she really did want 'nothing to do with him' after 'i did one thing to screw up a 4 year relationship' then she was interested in someone else anyway and the breakup was inevitable.

>>683741926
Being OP, you likely fucked her brother and or dad and she found out.

>>683743279
She got pregnant with my child and moved back home which is 5 states away from me and she won't give me any information about the kid. She could be in labor as this thread is going on and I have no idea. And she blocked me on all forms of social media and won't really say much when I try to text her.

>>683743420
No she gave up a 4 year relationship for me. We were friends and her bf at the time didn't like so he made her choose

>>683743501
Prolly not YOUR kid

Cheated with your dad?

>>683743501
It's not your kid.

If she was in it for the childsupport, there wouldn't have been a relationship and she wouldn't have cut ties.

If you did actually get her preggers, even if she was pissed, it is natural human instinct to try to gravitate toward the father to help boost the nurture fitness of the offspring. If the father is offering help, she would certainly take it.

If she really Really didn't want a kid.. then she can abort or adopt and it won't even matter.


The bitch got knocked up by someone else.. didn't want to tell you that she was cheating and that she ruined the relationship. She found that faking anger was better easier than confronting her.
Sorry brother, the bitch fucked you over. You can do better, move on.

>>683741926
She found out you loved cock more than she did?

>>683743713
Definitely mine. If she wasn't with me she was working and we worked at the same place. That's how we met. There is no doubt it's mine.

>>683743729
God I hope so kekity kek kek kek

>>683743729
I am OPs dad. Can confirm, knocked the bitch up.
> dominance reestablished

>>683743848
Do you not have any large staircases near you? Wtf OP?

>>683743867
Can you be my dad too? I won't let you down like OP did...

>>683743848
read
>>683743796


a bitch won't get knocked up then forfeit the free money.

Also.. if you were friends when she had a bf then you were only a rebound. i bet she still had feelings for him and fucked him on the side.

Did she escape from the whale enclosure at Seaworld?

>>683743970
Of course my child. Stay a while....and listen.

>>683743980
TOP FUCKING KEK!

>>683743980
This, don't worry OP, there are plenty of other whales, I mean fish, in the sea

>>683743796
Then why would she move away back to her family instead of being with the guy she cheated on me with (if she did for any of those reasons). Her family is from West Virginia (inb4 incest) but she was living in Georgia the entire time we were together.

>>683744017
You're already cooler than my real dad, do you know where he is? I haven't seen him in years...

>>683744040
If only it was Plenty of Whales and not Plenty of Fish... OP might have a standing chance in this world...

>>683744075
running away from it. She feels like shit and is recoiling.
Maybe he went with her.. or maybe she is gonna just sue him for child support. I mean, it's possible it's yours and she is just completely psychotic, but you would have gotten a letter from a lawyer by now if it was.

>>683744231
Umm stairs? Use them dude.
Why has no one suggested this?
Kill the little bastard.

>>683744231
We did actually talk a little about paperwork about how I couldn't file any lawsuit if she decided to put it for adoption. She went to planned parenthood for the initial appointment but after hearing some if the stuff they said she couldn't bring herself to go through with it.

Still haven't said what you did.

>>683745078
That's pretty much it. I pretty much convinced her that she didn't need me with everything going on (after trying to help out anyway I could even if it meant moving to a different state with her) we tried being friends for a while but communication just fell apart and we stopped talking for a while. And when I tried contacting her again she made it clear that she didn't want anything to do with me.

>>683745280
You haven't told us why she moved away and why she blocked you. Those are pretty big omissions.

>>683745280
If you said she didn't need you to her, that's you breaking up with her.

>>683745398
She moved away mainly because she was pregnant but also she was having serious financial reasons. And I have no idea why she blocked me.

>>683745695
I know that. It just seemed like the best thing to do. She had already told me she didn't want me in the kids life or move away from the life I created where I'm at now.

>>683745729
But when you are in a relationship you don't just move away from each other, and shouldn't you be supporting her financially?

>>683743980
fucking KEKhistan

>>683745834
That's tough mate, did she give a reason?
Maybe you're better off.

>>683745839
I had to quit my job because I'm in college and my work was an hour away. I told her I'd do everything I could to help even if it meant leaving school and working as much as I could. Since I helped fuck the situation up I was trying to deal with the consequences and do the right thing. She still said that I didn't need to throw my life away.

>>683744684
Ok then , it's prob yours.

Well you didn't fuck up. It was her fault for leaving and honestly.. just as much her fault for having it as yours. She SHOULD work with you if you are willing to doa that.. but she's not so it's her damn fault. Hopefully she puts it up for adoption. White babies from non-druggy parents are in crazy high demand so there is nothing to be worried about there.

>>683746113
Just that she thought I was mature enough to be a dad and the thought of me moving with her was the most ridiculous thing she has ever heard.

>>683746271
Well she had a baby shower at 8 months pregnant 3 weeks ago. So there is that.

>>683743501
She got knocked up but possibly by a nigger so she's waiting to see what colour it comes out before she engages with you

>>683746390
What a cunt. Forget about her, find a girl who actually respects you.

>>683747174
I've been trying. Especially after her saying that there wasn't any possible way of making it work. I just can't seem to do it.

>>683747520
Trust me on this, respect means a lot with woman, there's no point pursuing a relationship when they obviously have none for you.

>>683741926
Lemme guess, you ate her hamburger without asking?

>>683747745
I've given up on trying to get back with her. Would I like to, absolutely. But I just want to know about my kid.

You cheated on her?

>>683748477
Read the thread faggot

>>683748477
Also nice dubs

>>683741926
you posted a pic of her on /b/

You brought back the wrong kind of chicken wings?

>>683748477
Newfag

You pointed out the fact that she fucken gross?

>>683748198
so she broke up with you because you got her pregnant ? What the fuck, dude

You slept with an actual whale because you thought it was her?

She have a PS4 and you have an Xbox One?

You stole her bike?

>>683741926
you kept buying her fat ass mcdonalds and she had a big mac attack and died?

Do you have more pics of her?

Ayyyyyy she caught you blowing a phaggot in a 7-11 bathroom again?

Who cares? get another one, theres better girls the world.

Oh I know!!! She literally could not even!!!

>>683749180
I do but no nudes. I considered not even posting that pic

Because her dad does not want his precious little pudding puff to mate with a shit skin?

>>683749413
post her on pink meth, grab popcorns, watch her slowly drowning

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>>683743501
That means it wasn't your kid bro

Because you drive a a faggy little car and shes sick of having to butter herself up to get in it? Because you are isis? Because wutang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit?????????

>>683743980
>>683744025
>>683746067
Samefag

>>683749413
Non nude is all good.

>>683749810
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This is why i had a vasectomy at 21

If i want kids I'll fucking adopt, and I'll know if some bitch is cheating

Because every time you have sex you keep putting it in the wrong fold?

Seriously dude, gross. I mean yeah i het that you are a fag but slipping it to a fatty is just perpetuating the myth that its okay to be a fucken gross whale.

>>683750091
I seriously doubt you were in the Navy Seals dude...

>>683750091
I wonder where that copypasta came from

>>683750141
Lol

>>683750158
9gag

>>683750251
Probably

>>683750141
Edud slaes yvan eht ni erew ouy tbuod
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>>683750347
>ouy

>>683750390
Oh I messed up. Shit

>>683750460
Its okay, anon.

I forgive you.

Fat bitch is kill
Shitskin is kill
/thread
Bananas

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>>683750579
So uhhh...rekt thread?

>>683741926
By realising you actually prefer nigger dick.

>>683750743
Unoriginal/10

>>683741926

Tell your dad to do a better job on my lawn.

She simply found out that you read and post to /b.

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>>683741926
you developed standards?

>>683750743
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

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>>683743501
>You are Not the father

>>683750879
She just looks like the type that would unravel your life before your eyes and laugh as you blame everyone but her

>>683750944
Lel, this

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>>683750996
I'd kinda believe it at this point. Especially with this card she wrote me while we were together and then have her do this shit

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>>683743971
This trust me I fuckin know

>>683741926
Chubby girl got impregnated by a negro. Sorry anon

>>683749413
how are you in a 4 year relationship but have no nudes...

>>683746249
Knocked her up and quit your job. You are the very definition of a piece of shit you...double nigger!

Op, die. And take out 3 or 4 of you fucken subhuman niggers while uou are at it

>>683751411
She gave up a 4 year relationship for me. We were friends and her bf at the time didn't like it so he made her choose.

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>>683741926
So fucked up that you photobombed her

>>683751670
Yo that sounds like a whole armada of bullshit you're getting involved with

>>683751842
Don't get me wrong I was trying to at least fuck her from the moment I met her but it got to the point I told her if that situation happened I didn't want her to throw away what she had.

>>683751670
>She gave up a 4 year relationship for me.
Kek. Again, thinking that girls who can leave someone else for you won't leave you for someone else.

>>683752591
When they do that it shows that they view relationships as something that can be traded in and upgraded like a car. The best girls find a man they love and stick with them to the end.

>>683752591
She wasn't one to cheat. Even with me while her bf was states away there were boundaries that were setup and weren't crossed until they broke up

>>683752817
Are you OP? So basically you were a car she got enough mileage out of and threw away

>>683752929
He's not OP

>>683741926
Another nigger into fat chicks

>>683754618
I am the only non-white person she was involved with in anyway while she was in Georgia

>>683748198
Dude. Georgia? I assume Atlanta. There is a culture of white women here that just want mixed babies and don't care about the daddies. She might got turned out by some lesbians and thinks she doesn't need you, maybe not, but rest assured she is going to hit you up for child support.

Your best bet now is to legitimize your child so you have some rights, avoid child support. Been there, done that!

>>683756204
Also, move on! She's bad news and not loyal. Think about it. Loyalty is the most important trait among your private circle. She is clearly thinking only about herself. She is not loyal.

I bet she was crazy/emotional during her periods, right? That is a huge warning sign.

Good luck, anon, you'll need it for the next 18 years.