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Ask a new guy anything.

Side notes: Been here one week, I know next to nothing, I'm a normal human.

Observations: You all seem to have addictions to porn and anime porn, and pretend to be girls to get attention.
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>>683739656
How big is your pp
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>>683740289
I don't mean to brag or anything, but it's a solid 5.5 inches, homie.
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>>683740417
Cool thx. Also, this place is honestly garbage haha. Get out while you can.
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>>683740714
I was told, I was just gonna answer some question / get called newfag before I left. Godspeed to you, man.
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Been here a year, im still not comfortable with calling people a faggot. But like yeah, you should get out of here, place is lame.
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>>683740862
Not being comfortable calling someone a fag means you're a normal human. Also, I'm aware. Only here for a bit before I cruse off into doing something a "normalfag" would do.
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>>683739656
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Abandoning thread

I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.

I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking orange and that accounts for all spam.

To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.

You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.

Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan

Fucking losing my shit
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>>683741029
Yeah, but you'll be okay if you ignore most people. This place is terrible though to be honest.
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>>683741774
Cool, the only one ruining a thread here is you. Weird how you lived long enough to see yourself become a villian, yeah?
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>>683741822
Yeah, everyone is pretty cynical. Probably gonna bail once this gets 404'd.
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>>683741616
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4chan makes me laugh quite a lot. That's the only reason I'm still on here.
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>>683742339
Makes sense, that's why I dropped by. Some of the humor around here is funny, but the users tend to be more toxic than the LoL community.
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Sage
I hate all of you people
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>>683739656
Why the fuck do people come here except for porn?
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>>683741822
Full of cancer and toxic posts but I'm still here
Nice dubs btw
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>>683742648
I don't know any of that lingo, but you too where a new guy. So stop being a faggot and grow up.
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>>683742779
Discuss stupid irrelevant shit to give their hopeless otaku / shut in life styles a purpose.
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>>683743286
You can do that anywhere on the internet. Why u come here, outlander?
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Roll for OP is a faggot
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Whoever posts under this line is a nigger
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>>683743400
Not me, you guys. I was just told I might like it here since in real life I'm a very social and well liked person. Here, everyone is just a toxin.
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Sup?
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>>683743208
Writing "sage" in Options field will cause the thread not to bump

You need bumps too show up higher on board
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>>683743933
_________________________________________ he's trapped get the gun
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>>683743406
How's the sixth grade, buddy?
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>>683743967
Thanks friend.
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>>683744067
Pretty good been capturing some good kids in my van lately
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>>683739656
Do you enjoy gore?
Do you even watch it?
Are you curious?
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>>683744293
Why would I like gore? I read and watch The Walking Dead, that's about as gory as I get. No, I'm not interested in seeing people with their guts slewn across the floor. Despite the fact that's probably a beckoning for you guys to spam gore.
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>>683744173
You one of those loli fags that everyone hates?
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>>683739656
Tell me about yourself. Who broke the the first 2 rules? Or did you just find out by yourself?
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>>683743966
Hey sexy ;)
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>>683744623
What are the first two rules? I'll be happy to explain when I know.
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>>683744513
I once was like you. Rekt threads made me indifferent to most gore.
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>>683744682
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
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>>683744835
Friend at a party told me about this place. Said I was attractive enough to get nudes from lonely "otaku" (I don't know what that is) girls. However this place seems pretty lame. All you kids do is spam porn and tell each other fake stories to impress eachother and seem interesting despite the fact you all probably rot at a computer all day.
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>>683744749
Doubt I'll be here long enough to "enjoy" them. Sounds like a sucky turn of events nonetheless.
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>>683745155
Uhm, wasn't all that bad, but it this has hardened me than cool. I'm now a better man.
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>>683745045
This place is garbage 99.99% of the time, but in that 0.01% crazy shit happens and it is all worth it.

Now Lurk Moar, or gtfo.
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>>683745155
>it's about seeing the real world

Words of wisdom
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>>683745327
Lurking is boring man, I'm into socializing. Quit with all this "new guys suck ass" mentality. It's not like I'm doing any harm.
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>>683745133
Youre here forever fgt
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>>683745505
>...or gtfo

Why do you hate yourself?
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>>683745622
Nice numbers or whatever. Also, you're probably right. I'll get stuck here despite hating this place. Guess I'm a masochist now.
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>>683745722
I don't, infact I love myself. I'm really overconfident if anything.
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Dumping some light rekt to help op grow a pair
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>>683745862
Well, itt you were the one to first mention newfags suck ass, and also keep mentioning you socialize. People who truly are healthy and socialize don't ever need to bring it up.

I could be reading too much into it, but I feel deeper issues are at play here OP.
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>>683746046
You've gone too far now
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>>683746126
You're looking way too into it. I wasn't trying to get at anything besides the fact that I'm a social person. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm new so I treat every comment or reply as a personal message to me, meaning I will repeat myself if it's a new person. Thanks for trying to help or something?
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>>683746046
>>683746088
Good idea I'll help out.
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>>683739656
Do you want to fuck the bunny?
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>>683746486
What's the point of these? Essentialy if I'm not an idiot than I should be safe.
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>>683746535
HOLY SHIT, those are the best furry feet I've ever seen
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>>683746337
I saw Zootopia and thought it was an okay movie. But no, I'm not one of those animal fuckers or whatever. So l would have so pass on fucking Judy.
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>>683746300
Gotcha, glad all is well.
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The more time I spend here, the more I feel the need to kill myself. Welcome OP
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>>683746535
This isn't a furry thread, that's elsewhere.
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>>683746570
Are you saying that shit is boring?
I can step up my game
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>>683746701
that's hardly a furry lol
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>>683746701
>>683746673
>>683746638
>>683746535
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>>683746702
This is weak, yeah. But at the same time I don't want the hard stuff.
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>>683746771
God damnit, you stupid ass animal porn lovers need to keep that shit in its respected thread.
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>>683746771
What a woman!

She is about to make a huge mess by how she's pouring that wine, though. If there was a spill in my new kitchen, I'd have to fuck her in ass pretty hard until she begged for my forgiveness.
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>>683746690
Thanks friend, thanks for the input.
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>>683746896
where is the porn in that image, or even the original one
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>>683746806
>animalcruelty.webm
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>>683746921
You and your animal buddies have some issues man. That's an animal, at least I can see the appeal to porn and that anime porn. But really, an animal?
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>>683746896
Get out, pal. Just did some science on this bitch.
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>>683740862
Your scum cancer. Not even a newfag.
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>>683747021
Poor kid...
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>>683747036
Looks like you can't describe how that image could be provocative, because it's not. Stop digging for meme points.
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>>683747036
If this isn't bait, I wanna tell you something dear anons.
This is a fucking normalfag.
This is a normal guy, not Chad, a normal guy.
This guy is happy with life and fucks girls.
This guy is very little different from all of you.

But you decide to make oneitis and trap threads.
Think about it.
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>>683747069
Get your irrelevant animorphic characters out of my thread please* revamped for you.
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>>683747069
KEK
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>>683746655
Judy is best waifu
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>>683747255
TY
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>>683747259
Get that shit out of here homie. Realize that you don't fuck animals and stop being a parents disappointment.
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>>683747202
One of your furbuds just said it at the best feat ever. I know you weirdos have feet fetishes here so I don't know what's safe anymore.
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>>683746660
Fuck people are dumb
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>>683747302
But it's an animal... It isn't even a human.. Also, you spelled wife wrong.
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Yes piss off
the only furry we accept is judy
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>>683742779

/b/ used to actually be fun.
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>>683747253
It isn't bait, I'm genuinly confused by the appeal of people wanting to ram their dicks into an animal.
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>>683747480
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>>683740862
No it just means you don't know that the internet and real life are seperate you faggot
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>>683747679
Lol crackheads
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>>683747679
This has got to be fake. No one in their right mind would to that do a living and breathing baby.
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>>683747536
No nigger you know what waifu means
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>>683747872
Fucking sloths
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>>683748003
>in their right mind
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>>683748082
Did some autistic guy try to say say wife or something? Also, are you another one of those animal fuckers who seem to have successfully derailed the thread?
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>>683748003
>Niggers
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>>683748228
Kek
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>>683739656
What about necrophilia
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>>683747565
Been here since 2008. Can confirm /b/ used to be fun. Over time summer has infected this place with shittier and shittier threads. It has lost its allure but I still show up to see what good I can find. /b/ will never be what it once was, it was very organic and had a lot more potential excellence.
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>>683748452
I don't even want to think about it. The fact that you're putting your dick in a decaying body is utterly disturbing and you should do some serious soul searching if you enjoy it.
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>>683748494
Seems to be a common statement. You can't live in the past forever though, friend. Gotta start learning to love the now.
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>>683748166
Think about it.

Priscilla is:

- more educated than Judy
- more thoughtful than Judy
- a longer-living creature than Judy
- less clingy than Judy
- less needy than Judy
- more financially-independent than Judy
- more networked in a career path than Judy
- less likely to carry disease than Judy
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>>683748637
Its pretty hot to be honest (not the body obviously) just think you have absolute 100% control over her and dont have to deal with crying or her telling anyone that you raped her when nobody even knows she is missing. Perfect rape.
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>>683748637
Stop digging for attention, trying to white knight, or other similarly cringey activities.
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>>683748837
Another cool idea: get a girlfriend (which I now know you can't due to your statement) and have sex with her. There is no need to have complete control of a women, just have sex and enjoy it. If it gets kinky great.
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>>683747872
I know that if I had furry lips, I wouldn't wear pink lipstick under normal circumstances.
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I'm out of good top tier content. Wish you luck OP in your /b/endeavours, try your best not to an hero.
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>>683748957
I'm stating an opinion I was asked in an ask thread. Calm your ass down. Why are you people always making things into something they're not?
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>>683742779
weirdest boner right now
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>>683749009
20-year-old spotted.
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>>683749078
Adios man, it was fun.
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>>683749170
Younger, but close enough.
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>>683749140
Your opinion is not valued when it doesn't contribute to the status quo. It's probably not your intention, but you come off as being fairly edgy.
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>>683748637
You will
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>>683746535
wow this missy has almost perfect paws
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>>683748797
Judy is cute as fuck and energic
Sloth is slow boring and fat
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>>683749335
I'm not even being edgy in the slightest. The only one doing anything wrong is you trying to govern what can and cannot be spoken. If people wanted to hear you spew shit we all would have joined a greentext incest thread, but we're all in here asking for my opinion on a subject.
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>>683739656
Go to /k/ it's much better
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>>683749563
Indeed, but your opinion is weighted very poorly. Now, you're choosing to defend your position out of principle of equality rather than of the original substance.

It feels great to contribute, but your content contributes nothing.
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>>683749721
Please staph
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>>683749773
"Your opinion isn't mine, therefore it doesn't count lmao. You said necrophillia is disgusting for attention."


Opinions can now be wrong, 4chan may be more intellectually challenged that I previously deducted.
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Faggots
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>>683750066
Nice double dubs, you can't be wrong now.
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>>683750019
That's pretty much what it comes down to. You intellectually lost this time, and that's all there is to it.
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>>683750165
How does one "intellectually lose" when stating an opinion on something, what the fuck?
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>>683746660
Good job, third world shithole.
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>>683747679
That shit is heartbreaking
#blacklivesmatter
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>>683751935
Fucking niggers
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>>683746660
Lolz
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>>683753051
Wish this happened way more often.
Fucking sand monkey princes...
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>>683739656
Why didn't you get dubs?
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