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>>683720666
I will do anything you say Satan

>>683720666
so besides nerve gas wtf happened here satan?

>>683721176
story?

>>683721024

Use proper fucking punctuation you asshat.

- Satan

>>683721176
I'd like to know the story 2

>>683721756
dumbass

>>683720666
this is the devils thred. beware

>>683721176
how do you not see that guy walking up lol

>>683720666
Whoa what happened

>>683724557
Nerve gas

>>683722465
did he died?

>>683721451
>>683722367
Guy pours boiling water to someone who took the last hotdog from a counter. Im not even joking, google it.

>>683724557
Looks like ruptured stomach ulcers or something like that.

>>683724741
no one survives the breakfast quesorito

>>683724557
if you bleed inside it goes to your stomach
>if he is throwing up its like way too much blood in the stomach
>maybe he was shot in the heart or his heart exploded or something.
>whatever it is its massive internal bleeding

>>683725002
kek

>>683724787
holy shit you're right http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3535299/Shocking-moment-man-pours-bucket-boiling-water-colleague-s-head-stealing-half-girlfriend-s-hot-dog.html

>>683720666
Por guy, I'm sick of this threads.

Although at least he lived much more than I will.

>>683724833
the fucking hell is going on here?

>>683725165
Gastrointestinal bleeding is what's going on.

>>683722465
i hate this world.

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>>683723557
story???

>>683723557
That's a pretty cool makeup job.

>>683724833
Poor kid. My parents gave me a lot of instabilities but some poor people had it even worse than I did.

>>683720666

Story?

>>683724058
lmao

>>683726187
he was the designated driver so he drank hawaiian punch instead of alcohol, but somebody spiked it

>>683723411
Filename.
Bravo!

>>683726044
pitbull

>>683725002
holy mother of zozzle

>>683726696
Filename KEK

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>>683724833
Apes are quite the animals tho

Hard to believe we have a common ancestor.

Also Checked...

>>683726696
Underwear and Pants? I don't believe that

>>683721756
>Use proper fucking punctuation, asshat.
Use proper fucking English, asshat. - God

>>683727282
He wasn't wearing underwear is the problem.

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>>683725002
niceee
also bump

>>683726187
gastrointestional bleeding.

>>683725592
Only 5 years of jail for disfiguring a person I'd have shoot that motherfucker before police could get to him

>>683727076
Exploding cigars from the Unabomber.

i really need to stop going to /b/ and going into these threads...

>>683724374
maybe because he was looking the other fucking way?

>>683725002
Quality. Nice anon

>>683726050
it real
pitbull.

>>683727250
>Paul Walker's suicide practice attempts

>>683727654
Yea da guy pukin blood one is brutal rite

>>683727250
The car had the priority there the yellow van had to stop

>>683726044
Google says it was a pitbull.

>>683728604
yeah thats pretty fucking brutal, those motherfuckers can be fucking deadly

>>683725908
What even happens here?

>>683727941
I'd bet she doesn't puke on the carpet anymore.

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https://www.bitporno.sx/?v=18G383PNV
only the model that endured this shit knows rekt

>>683728709
You think pitbulls are bad? Dogs in general account for a lot of deaths in general. It' some crazy ass number, higher then drunk drivers I think.

GShepards are pretty nasty too.

>>683729156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

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>>683729760
fucking kek man

>>683723411
lmao

>>683728394
More footage

>>683728394
that's from a movie.

>>683720666
>Maybe a massive intestinal bleeding, liver failure, stomach rupture, could be so many things, anyway the poor dude is dead or drinking with a straw

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>>683730939
shireen baratheon has grown up.

>>683728537
Ya I think we all know how to drive...

>>683725908
why the fuck is that webm making you whine

>>683732075
hehe... weirdo

>>683731728
The webm points at the car like if it was its fault

>>683731629
that face you make, when you see your own face being pealed of your own face.

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>>683732240

A+ from the start

>>683724833
that nigglet being tossed around and shit. Damn

>>683726187
I believe it was either stomach ulcers or a ruptured hernia. The dude lived though.

>>683732654
wow kangaroos are assholes

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>>683731009
he survived and is fine

>>683729540
Oh shit waddup

>>683732801
no

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>>683732843
yes he is
he had gastrointestinal bleeding

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>>683732807
gonna need the story on this

>>683732807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF214wDC4L8

better with sound

>>683733142
did they really think they could cross that strong a current? people really are fucking idiots.

>>683733018
Dwain Weston died slamming full speed into the Royal Gorge Bridge near Canon City in Colorado

>>683722465
fucking filename, kek

>>683733376
lawsuits all up in this bitch

>>683724058
lol retarded third worlders

>>683733018
once upon a time, a motherfucker fell from outer space and got fucked up.
the end

>>683733376

Provided the car was not speeding.

The retarded father (assuming) is %100 at fault.

>herp durp i iz pushing muh kids across streetz!
>LOL NO NEED TO LOOK FOR CARZ!!!

>>683733376

everyone is at fault

>>683731621
top fuckin' kek

>>683733483

damn right there will be.

the driver of the car is going to sue the shit out of that dumbass.

His car got fucked up and his mind got fucked up because he likely killed the kids as a result of the idiot pushing the strollers asshatery... gonna need some therapy for that one.

>>683733666
Satan trips speak the truth

>>683733376
>Turn left
>Pass between the father and the mother

>>683733985

idiot should have put on his brakes instead of trusting the father

they're both to blame, the father lost the most though

>>683721176
Guy who got rekt was banging dudes wife or ex

>>683734119
Thats a bad way to die actually

>>683734105

>look for cars before crossing streets.

>>683733293
nah its like the devil's pool or something and they got caught in flash flood waters

>>683733985
kids survived
situation could easily be avoided if he slowed down

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>>683734211
NOOOOOOOOO

>>683720666
>>683720666

From someone awaiting a colonoscopy for intestinal bleeding.

Nice.

>>683734119

>giant E STOP button right fucking there
>no one pushes it.

fuckign chinks man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THTPNEcGkoQ

>>683732799
No shit, they're from Australia.

those gifs of africans being hacked up and burned alive are good... post em if you got em

>>683732799
that's a wallaby

>>683734359

Good to hear the kid lived dispite his dad being a dumbass.

Situation could have been easily avoided if retard looked for cars and dident walk out into traffic.

>>683724058
kinda wished they'd've dropped him off the stretcher at the end..

>>683727560
Sure you would, sweetie

>>683734650
yeah, father was stupid, but there isn't a chance in hell i wouldn't be able to avoid that situation if i was the driver

>>683733376

slow down, LAY ON THE FUCKING HORN, roll down your window and let that mother fucker he's being unsafe with his kids, drive home, end of story.

>>683734650

>Kid[s] ?

>>683723557
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/woman-attack-pitbull-sleeping-face-eaten/

>>683724557
I vomited blood once, for a week or so. it was because of a huge varicose vein blowing in my esophagus. I shat blood, too. should be dead, kinda can't tell which way I'd have it to this day.

it's the kind of spewing that is never enough, and you keep heaving and heaving, and in my case, it worsened the condition. more and more blood.

even though it was deadly for me, it was NOTHING like what happened here. my Gawd.

>>683722465
Thats how the earth cums humans

>>683733376
>russian
Well done my friend, well done

>>683730814
Why did that happen? Story?

>>683720666
satanic af

>>683720666
Need story behind this

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>>683730814
story?
>please

>>683731629
looks like stomedy

>>683730478
"instant frostbite" that's an exothermic chemical reaction. The stuff is kinda warm.

>>683735549
>>683735598
boy stole the shooters gun and unknowingly tried to sell it back to him

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>>683735598
As far as anyone tells me, the kid was trying to sell the guy a gun which he stole from him, the guy with the gun puts him down for it. In some south American country I don't know

>>683731491
filename.kek

>>683735788
running from that bomber seemed a bit futile

>>683735549
https://goregrish.com/video/741/brazilian-kid-shot-point-blank-by-a-drug-dealer-after-stealing-his-gun

fucked with the wrong dude.

>>683735774

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>683732831
luckiest man alive god damn

>>683730814
those fucking teeth... I didn't know simple jack syndrome was a real thinkg

>>683728969
Lol wut

>>683721756
Autist, scum like you is fucking this board gtfo [.]

>>683735590
I'm pretty sure it's the aftermath of the chinese bus driver that got rekt by a random flying piece of metal and took the time to park the bus for the safety of the passengers.

It was a pretty viral story.

>>683730478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HDZI2rwyHg

That's just Vinegar and Baking soda.

>>683735959
did he died

>>683734607
definitely a kangaroo

>>683736130

why does this guy need a voice changer lol

>>683726696
prop comedy. he's the equivalent to a wannabe contestant on "Whose Line is it, Anyway?", but was too "cerebral", and ended up doing guerrilla pranks a la Vice journalism instead of burning twice as bright on stage and ending up like Carrot Top.

I'm drunk. lmao

>>683735788
If they blow up the wrong people they can just reload the last save and try again.

>>683732240
haha

>>683736361

>light em up
>you got em
>that's it
>nice

>>683736421
wtf kid

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>>683720666
>was hit with some thing heavy that smashed through the window, and held it together long enough to bring the bus to a stop then died.

sleep tight bus boss

>>683727250
relax, guys. Twisted Metal 6 is in Alpha testing phase.. prob gonna go with PS5. it'll be awesome. now, we wait for a million years.

>>683735422
Underrated post

>>683736195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2_DfKVTjzA

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>>683720666
>>683720666
>>683720666

>>683727941
this is why people still use the nigger word. god fucking damn I need a smoke.

>>683735549
horseboy stole his gun and was trying to sell it back to him. he had another one.

>>683728394
Elephant was the film. kinda shitty representation of the minds of those assholes.

I guess?

>>683737133
Zero Day is way better

>>683736880

/truck explodes

>>683729759
she MOVED. that's what I couldn't take. I hope it was something/someone bumping her...

>>683737133

I really liked Elephant. mostly because of artfag me

>>683735609
>dumbass at least survived the train...
>OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

>>683730478
also, that shit is just extremely PAINFUL. frostbite can lead to amputations.

>>683737295
nope she was alive

>>683735788
>Excuse me sir, we delivering some democracy

>>683732981
is this proof or master bait?

>>683734119
>>683733376
Holy shit is in the same date

>>683722465
what the cock fondling fuck happened here

>>683733347
this is why we have /Pol/ And /K/
Pol-A-K
polak

>>683733142
i remember that hiv girl song

>>683727654
Newfag

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>>683737738
Well, shit

>>683727654
Pussy

>>683738239
EDGY
D
G
Y

I remember that one car accident with some woman with her eyes popped out, was that shit real?

>>683732841
me damn it.

>>683738124
Justice was served.

>>683738407
wtf is going on here

>>683738407
Oh thank god I was about to feel sick again.

>>683738510

people watched this:

>>683734119

>>683738510
All the people that died and fell through

>>683738510

Chinese escalators have a nasty habit of eating people.

http://mashable.com/2015/07/27/woman-dies-escalator-china/#M3tCdEaFWuqJ

>>683738407
Living in China surely sucks

>>683738649
i was wondering if that was what it was about... damn.

life is so fucking absurd.

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>>683734119
something I'm a little curious about: did she fall? or was she crushed like most people believe? looking at this schematic there isn't anything except a chain/gear to pull someone into the meat grinder.

>>683734242
Is there a good way?

>>683724058
How did he catch on fire so fast? I didn't see any go on him.

>>683738993
Magnets

>>683735160
jesus fuck that is creepy, she just groans.

>>683738922

In your sleep at the age of 99 while still in relative control of your body and faculties after living a full rich life with a good family and loving partner.

>>683738797
You have to remember
>China
They build shit differently than 1st world countries.

>>683738797

that panel is unscrewed to allow access for maintenance, if it's not screwed back on this happens

>>683724833
okay guys i think we need an explanation for this one

>>683729759
Speaking of drunk drivers. You must be drunk with that comment.

I have a Rottweiler and I know they account for over 60 percent of dog related deaths. But there has been less than 100 since the 90s

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>>683738797

I'm guessing the clearances in this area are far smaller than seen here. She just got caught up under the decking and that was that.

>>683721756
What,!?$&'(

>>683739129

the panel came free and she fell into the machine then who knows what happened

>>683737133
that's fro a movie but it's not from Elephant

>>683733214
awww shit

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>>683726696
Holy shit...is that Milo?

>>683724058
Indian feminist protest. Completely unsurprising.
Indians are the most incomprehensible people. There's an entire subculture of their race dedicated to working outsourced jobs from America, and at the same time they're still struggling with the backwards caste system, the poisoned Ganges water system, and a literal inability to not publicly rape their women.
Indians are one of the most incompetent, unstable people on the planet.

>>683732807
there was another guy flying through beneath getting hit with all the blood of this one. crazy shit

>>683739298
Soooooo she didn't die?

>>683738306
Same pussy... Go find a sissy thread and post your boypucci.

>>683736195
>>683736814

Pro racing drivers have a lot of fire gear on for a very good reason.

>>683721024
Wtf is this shit

>>683735398
yeah you gotta know the priorities. first hit the asshole. then help the one who is lying on the tracks.

>>683739637

Oh no, she got ground up like hamburger. She very much died.

>>683733666
Though you can see the guy accelerating into the hit on the numbers at the bottom of the screen

>>683724833
Nobody should have parents like them ):

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>>683729759
>It' some crazy ass number, higher then drunk drivers I think.

lol wut
you're a very badly confused motherfucker:

1 SECOND ON GOOGLE REVEALS:

20-30 PEOPLE DIE EACH YEAR IN THE USA BECAUSE OF DOGS...


WHEREAS

...AN AVERAGE OF 28 PEOPLE DIE EACH FUCKING DAY BECAUSE OF DRUNK DRIVERS.
EACH DAY.

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>>683739887
He also starts running further into the street after seeing the car.

I bet he did it on purpose, who want's money draining kids.

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stupid, it's nerve gas...

>>683727941
holy shit, dudes! Such nonsense

>>683736247
is he ok /b/?

>>683738407
Even in China they don't trust things made in china, smart

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>look both ways

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>>683740119
Shot through the heart and your to blame.

>>683740042
that's true! I've seen it on Science TV!

>>683736219
The laboratory he worked at at the time didn't want to be known for employing someone doing this. After he left it just stuck cause it was his thing I guess

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she ded

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>>683739145
Niggers

Do you need it explained better?

>pic related

>>683730962
lol "movie"

>>683730478
WHY THOUGH???

>>683727941
>>683736857

Happend in some part of the world no one cares about.

>Rich fag family hired nanny.
>Rich fag dad watches video
>rich fag dad beats her to within an inch of her life and has her thrown in jail
>justice.

>>683740177
Darling, You give laaooauve
A BAD NAME