>Russia invades
>Yankee brother killed on tv
>become Yankee badass and control personal army of 10
>beat Russians with monkey wrench
>snipe general
>Russia retreats

> fuck
> die
> the end

>son of a king
>coup exiles your father and makes you an orphan
>End up on some island with a new father and a new best friend
>accident to friend happens after you and your friend travel to forbidden island
>chief/father sends you on quest to find person who can fix the accident
>your friend/side kick never shuts up

>>683720670
Homefront?

>>683720877
Nah, pretty close tho.
Here's a hint
>FOLLOW ME
>HOLD POSITION

>>683720277
Sounds like Darkwatch.

>You live in what would be a ripoff of the world from Cars if it didn't predate it
>Some asshole hires you to promote his barren town to trick people into moving in
>Ayy Lmao Cars
>Leadership is passed down by law of who is the fastest
>You fit rockets to your car and play an early version of Rocket league in your quest to become president

>>683721164
I'm surprised anyone managed to remember it. I think it was an early PS2 game.

>>683720670
CoD Ghosts?

>>683721464
Nope, it's a ps2 game

>>F...K in the coffee
Call me York, everybody does

>>683721164
Road Trip or something like that

>>683721164
Vigilante 8?

>>683720670
Fuck yes Freedom fighters was the shit

>Battleborn


Kek you fuckers will never get this one

>>683721715
Is it Freedom Fighters? That Red Dawn rip off.

>every title of the series is an innuendo that you don't get until your older
>PlayStation exclusive

Would give more clues but I think it'd be too obvious

>>683722220
Team fortress 2?

>>683722322
Ratchet & Clank?

>>683722238
>>683722147
Nice one my niggers

>>683722322
ratchet and clank?

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>>683721982
You got it Anon

Discover enemy defensive structures in your base and rage quit over and over again

> "history"

>>683722522
>>683722582
Das it man

>>683722747
assassins creed

buying gf

>>683722322
Ratchet and Clank

>>683722818
Bingo

>>683722827
Glyphosphere

>Wait, we're being thrown out?
>What the fuck.
>7/10 too much sand.
>Oh hey, we're back
>"Can't hold 'em off forever!"
>yes you can
>Wait, why pac-man?
>Alright, whatever.
>Oh, now my dad's dead.
>Oh cool, that meat avoiding fuck got his.
>Into space!
>First half of boss is 7/10 too much sand, again.
>Next phase is fine.
>New game plus is pretty baller though.

> you become a fucking mosquito

>Crates fall from sky
>Use crates to build weapons, vehicles, teammates
>Kill everything

>play as three Vikings that the company forgets about until they need filler for their new moba

Sounds like darkwatch yrs

>>683723005
Mr. Mosquito

>>683722915
Nope!

>>683722964
What the fuck

>Be dumb fuck nobody
>"Everything's fucked! Go un-fuck it!"
>get ass kicked several times
>regularly sodomized by random rapists
>Literally end the world
>or maybe not, really fucking ambiguos

>>683720863
Jak and daxter

>>683722964
Dark Souls?

shoot the barrier
you're pissed

>quack
>quack
>occasional murder
>quackety quack

>>683722827
Strange markings environment

>>683720277
Some fairy talks to you in a bar and you fuck everyone.

>jetpack

>>683723429
Correct

>>683723598
Hunniepop

>>683723450
no, what made you think that?

>>683723598
Huniepop?

>be furry
>be in Australia or some shit
>kill animals with boomerangs
>unlock new boomerangs
>kill more animals
>what's the storyline?

>>683723676
>>683723695

Yes.

I was hoping someone would think I was talking about a faggot.

>>683723635
gta San Andreas?

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>B A LT B B LT B RT Black White LT LT
>Apache helicopter appears out of nowhere

>>683723668
Man i havnt played that game in years surprized i got it right

>>683720745
Life

>>683723488
nope

>>683720277
I post this in every one of these threads, and no one gets it.
>super famous
>stupid forest
>wizard turns into a star at the end
>Usual bad guy teams up with him
>The two companies who made this never make another game together again

>>683723761
Ty the tazmanian devil

>>683723761
Ty the Tasmanian tiger

>Heroes never die

>go to spooky mansion with gf
>gf gets kidnapped by monsters
>die
>get revived by a mask voiced by ultralord

>>683723917
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

>>683721863
thats deadly premonition nigga too easy

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>>683723761

>>683723917
Super Mario RPG?

>I'l take two number 9's
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>two number 47's
>one with cheese
>and a large soda

>>683724019
Its high noon overwatch easy

>>683723045
Kirby air ride?

>>683722827
Ancient lettering vista

>>683723962
>>683723990
Yo, you got it
Nice hivemind btw

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>GOTTA
>GET
>A
>GRIP

>>683724150
Nope
PS1 game

>>683724126
Damn Smoke you fat fuck

GTA San Andreas

>>683723310
>regularly sodomized by random rapists

What the hell game is this?

>>683723056
pretty obvious
hots

>>683723458
Duck game

>>683724123
>>683724046
Well done, anons.
Golden star.

>>683723056
Filler? They were like the most requested people out of all of them.

> You just want a fucking sheep
> asshole dog won't let you get one
> complicated puzzles and Goldberg machines

>>683723761
Ty the Tasmanian tiger my nigga

Welp i have gotten 4 right in the past 2 mins did i do good

>>683724400
Is your life so devoid of accomplishments you needed to point out you were right so people would congratulate you?

>yellow
>second
>X (hold R1) + O

>wake up by river with only toga
>things attacking things
>gods angry
>you loot lots of things
>crap everywhere
>you kill hell
>you win

>R1
>R1
>R1
>R1
>R1
>Drink all of your orange juice

>>683724292
Okay they are in hots, but what are they from?
>>683724352
I know dude, but the fact that they never touched them till then is a bit annoying

>>683724522
Yes

>Kill shopkeepers
>Make blood sacrifices
>Die a lot

>>683724040
Splatterhouse?

>ship gets sucked into wormhole
>crew goes mining because the engine is fucked up
>ENERGY CRYSTALS!
>can't actually get good ending because the level devs screwed up

>be toaster
>have wings
>fly through household obstacle course
>get hit by slinky
>die

>fucking mines everywhere
>find out how to play
>this is doable

>>683724612
dark souls

>yell at ppl

>>683724753
Correct

>>683724040
Spatterhouse, loved the shit out of that game

>>683724702
Is that rock raiders?

>>683724612
Dead rising?

>wake up from coma
>city becomes a war zone because of you
>streaking

>>683724827
HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW ROCK RAIDERS OH MY GOD

>>683723832
Nu

>>683724546
Tokyo Drift?

>>683724744
Mine sweeper the best game in existence

>>683720670
Freedom Fighters

>>683724702
You got it right

have a cookie

>>683724088
Tell me why it took 2 threads then nigga

>>683724691
Binding of Isaac?

>>683722827
Run! ESCAPE!

>>683724929
Correct

>eat chips
>study
>plot twist
>kill ppl

>>683725021
no

>>683724691
SPELUNKY!!!!!
I've sunken more then 300 hours into that game, fucking amazing. I'd easily pay 20 bucks for a sequel or more DLC

>be evil
>build office
>steal shit
>kill people
>valets everywhere

>you plan to win your crushes love
>you do so through various tasks that you solve by spitting fire
>you get famous and invite your crush to your show and win her affection

>>683725132
Correct and same, easily ranks among my favorite games of all time.

>Faggot falls in a hole in a mountain
>Yiff all the monsters so they can be your stupid friend
>Crappy 4th wall breaking
>PLOT TWIST
>Overrated as fuck

>>683725187
Evil Genius

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>GIANT SUNFLOWER TITS!!!!!

>>683724691
Spelunky!

Here's an obscure one.
>squirrel
>fly into first level on plane
>hard as balls
>janky level design

>>683720277
>Cop squad
>Mansion raid
>Zombies?
>Berry Pancake
>Friendo betrays lady
>Guy in smelly sewers
>Kill
>Explore
>Kill
>Fin

>>683724765
Putt Putt 3

>do a barrel roll

>>683725268
conkers bad fur day

>>683725268
Conker's Bad Fur Day

>>683725322
Nascar racers

>>683725267
Winrar. Didn't know anyone else played that

>try to an hero
>on a boat
>woah 3 heads
>sex some bitches
>go on adventure on some assholes back
>kill your brother

>wakawakawakawakawakawaka

>>683725289
conkers bad fur day

>find beans
>get shot

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>This was a triumph

>>683725259
I got it for free I think in 2014 for my ps4, kinda forgot about it, then played the fuck out of it last summer. Now I have it on PC too. Every single achievement unlocked, one of the few games I can say that about.

Really do wish more people would give it a chance, really fun but difficult. The perfect mix imo

>>683725066
Thats not a game thats Death note kek

>>683725449
nope

>"You eat babies! "

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>X
>X
>X
>Y
>B
>get health

>tour the world
>search for videotapes
>also learn to spell
>kickass soundtrack

>>683725535
Windows 98

>>683723310
Nobody's guessing this shit tell me the game

>>683725535
Latrop

>Racing game
>All-star cast

>Be lowly Deutschbag trader
>Start in Stockholm
>Iron goods print money
>Spend money to feed poor lazy assholes
>Hunt pirates
>Become head Deutschbag trader

>Edgelord emo fag wanders a castle fucking shit up

>>683725667
Tony Hawk Proskater What ever version

>>683725615
Atheism, the game.

>>683722964
I want to know what this is

>b52b43b63b63b64b65
>qq
>qq
>qq
>qq
>go go go
>terr win
>b52b43b63b63b64b54

>>683725748
Super Mario Kart

>>683724126
CJ OOHHHHHH

>>683725789
got eem

>>683725660
Helldivers

>>683725809
obv CS

>DADADA DAAAAAA
>DADADA DAAAAAA
>DADADA DAAAAAA
>DA
>DADADA DOOOO
>DADA DA DADA DA DADADADADADADADADADA

>>683725748
Looney Tunes: Space Race

>сука Блядь

>>683724895
That game was my shit haha. Thanks for bringing back the memories.

>an alien
>fbi shooted ship
>tooken ship to secret spooder headquarters
>fatfucks mcfee give you shit to murder fuckBI
>suddenly, an russians
>suddenly, an 51 of areas
>asploode big meater alien
>fat kid fuckgee does a thing
>urliurn gets hats
>fin

>your dad loves water way too much

>>683725846
Try again
>All-star cast

>>683725545
Fun but fair, more fair than a lot of supposedly hard and fair "git gud" games imo. Its a perfect concept too, using an extremely tight procedural level generator to keep the equally tight platforming interesting and challenging.

>up up down down left right left right b a start

>>683725462
DayZ. Never understood how some people got so in to it

>be prisoner while crossing border
>chatting with some dudes 1 of them seems like a xenophobic prick
>random shit happens
>become magic professor
>become assassin
>become underworld merchant
>become friends with a bunch of malign deities
>adopt some kid after I killed parents on accident
>become literal messiah to basically take part in some shit civil war

>>683725929
Patapon?

>>683725948
CS:GO

Too easy

There was a game on old windows systems. You were a tank and there were beige tanks and tanks of some other color. You can't get shot by any tanks but you can shoot other tanks. It was 2D and top down. Does anyone remember this game?

>>683722705
Starcraft 2?

>>683726058
correct.
probably because killing people for beans can be fun.

>>683726046
Contra

>>683725948
>wake up with a gun
>try and fail to figure out how to work gun
>repeat 20 times
>get attacked by robots
>try and fail to kill them
>repeat 100 times
>listen to some guy talk to you on your walkman
>win

>>683726061
Skyrim, you homo

No one guessed my first one
>Hoo Hoo Ya missed that one!
>Here, try another!
All you should need for that mad doggy

>>683726061
Skyrim mother ducker

>>683726002
fallout: bethesda

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>i just spent this game running up the walls and jumping into infected and tanks
>sometimes gliding

>>683726196
Receiver

>mustache man
>everyone is very light wtf
>normal mustache man shenanigans

>>683726274
*3

>>683725913
nope

>2nd installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise

>>683726324
shit, amazed anyone else has even played that game. Love that shit

>travel through time
>help yourself
>find companions
>help yourself
>fix everything
>fap in the spooky level

>>683726083
nope, howbout this?
>*Opera singing*

>>683723310
Dragons dogma?

>>683726425
Time Splitters: Future Perfect

>>683726252
Duck cunt


Seriously fuck that dog

>entire family is kidnapped
>they all miss your birthday
>gotta go to an island to find them
>taken by some weirdo who wants your life
>i think there was a pirate ship

>>683726359
luminous arc?

>drive a taxi
>pick people up and drop them off
>crash a lot
>be crazy

>>683726196
Portal 2

>be guard
>niggers kill person you had to guard and instant transmission to fuckland or some shit
>niggers set you up for bitches death
>escape from prison
>actully is superhuman
>go on massive journey to get a bitch back and get revenge
>get revenge
>an win

>>683726163
Finally somebody got it

>start in a dream
>holy fuck lock don't kill him
>do some shit
>find some guys smart brother
>turn into squirrels and shit
>BAJAJABAKAJAB BAJAKAK
>choose your cape
>final rescue your chick
>THESE FUCKERS AGAIN

>>683726597
psycho ferry

>plane crashes
>go underwater
>some irish dude keeps telling you to do shit
>inject yourself with weird glowing stuff
>kill a bunch of crazy drug addicts
>Russian guy giving you shit the whole way
>kill Russian guy
>turns out Russian guy was good guy and irish guy is not actually irish
>kill irish guy

>>683726597
crazy taxi

>>683726519
Actually, No Anon.
>Here, try another!

>>683726597
Taxi driver it was on the Internet right?

>Trade fungus wine to monkeys for coffee
>Trade coffee to temporally fucked dickheads for fancy cloth
>Sell cloth
>Buy big fancy ship and weapons
>Win
>Also a lot of tl;dr

>>683726597
I think you made this one too hard

>>683726597
GTA: Chinatown Wars

>you kick ass and chew gum, but your all outta gum

>>683726641
Disbonered

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i will literally eat my hat and stream it if someone gets this
>fight way out of city
>couldnt do it
>blow up city
>get sent to planet
>100 years later
>come back to rebuilt city
>fight people who stole my shit
>kill my son

>>683725265
Underfoot? (Because it's shit)

>>683726597
Insane Über

>>683726811
Oh yeah you got it bro.

>>683726570
Close

>>683726770
Doom

>>683726677
Would you kindly tell me if it's bioshock?

Yelling at people makes their heads explode.

>>683726870
Naughty Mazda?

>>683726921
wait hold on
its blazblue isn't it?

>aliens hate purple

>Free Entry
>Aquarium
>Weird employees creeping on kids
>Lots of refreshments
>Get in trouble with Walt Disney
>End up participating in a side show
>Try and escape

>>683726667
>>683726703
>>683726755
>>683726870
Nah
>>683726687
Yea
>>683726746
Maybe

>>683726928
Nope

>>683726950
Asuras wrath

>>683724832
Saints row 2 ?

>>683727071
Bort v the Spock Ayy Lmaos

>piss on people
>they never stop vomiting

>wake up in cave
>rabbit things
>evil douchebag doctor
>blow up island
>go to hell if you save your kinda gf

>>683727216
Postal 2

>>683726770
dick kickem
>>683727216
Postal 2

>>683726503
Yep

>>683727216
Postal

>>683727166
No.

>>683727179
Wew, pretty nice guess lad

>>683726950
Hint this game is 2spooky

>ur an og Haxor
>u have the the best phone in the city
>u stalk everyone online

>Some gay made up story about an insecure faggot stalking an autistic game developer
>Meta and deep
>Overrrated

>everybody panics cause the game is too violent in the trailers

>>683727426
watch doggos

>>683726770
Duke Nukem, ez

>>683727140
That was a joke
Duke nukem

>>683720277
darkwatch my nigga

>>683720745
Far Cry, that was a little too obvious

>>683727426
Watch_Dogs

>>683727271
Correct

>>683727426
/b/tard facebook adventures

>>683727426
>Voyeur Kitties?

>>683727426
Watch Dogs duh

>>683727487
Hatred?

>>683725322
Star fox 64

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>>683727007
Not quite the answer I was looking for. It's actually pic related

>destroy statues
>collect polished crystals
>kill mean green dude

>Fuck thats a big finger

>>683726359
Doki Doki Panic

>>683727596
I was gunna guess Dead Space 2 honestly

>gf pulled into movie
>you pulled into movie
>train
>slow motion
>mach speed
>zoom in
>kill boss in giant mech
>boss is gf's dad
>save gf
>congratulations!

>edgy and emo and shit
>cant remember anything
>aliens

>you and some ayys save an ancient space station

>>683727596
Yeah man

>>683727717
Viewtiful Joe Baby !

>>683727452
Stanley Parable
EZ

>spece mahrine!!!!
>waaaaaaaggggghhhh!!!