Ask a guy who hasn't done the dishes in over 3 months and has mold over
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Ask a guy who hasn't done the dishes in over 3 months and has mold over everything anything.
why?
>>683717660
What the fuck do you eat with?
Self Bump
Timestamp?
Also, post pics of whole house
>open the cheese
Wash your fucking dishes
Been going out to eat. To be honest I've been lazy as fuck and it smells to bad to clean. I don't know what to do. Help me /B/ros
>>683717660
>1.06 MB
>Anonymous 05/10/16(Tue)22:08:42 No.68
1. timestamp
2. why the FUCK would you leave that shit out?
>>683717660
Where you live?
You need to douse your kitchen with bleach
what the fuck op?
>>683718371
Use bleach. Not an insult, that shit'll smell, and be careful, if you don't like any particular dishes, that shit'll clean up anything. It's a fucking wonder material m8.
>>683718371
If dubs you clean the dishes with proof
you are about to be put on my rage folder. What the fuck is your excuse
>>683718371
Soak everything in steaming hot water for a couple hours before you start
Throw everything out and buy new dishes. Those are now a lost cause
>>683718371
Toss everything with mold
Buy new shit
Don't be a lazy shit and do your dishes
Time stamp for you guys. I'm dry heaving might throw up will post pic if I do. I normally avoid the kitchen
>>683718888
QUADS
>>683718888
QUADS OF TRUTH HOLY FUCK
>>683718888
Checked an rekted
>>683718888
CHECK THAT
>>683718134
>>683717660
White people are fucking disgustin
>>683718888
FukiN stick it in the pooper
>>683718888
HAIL HITLER
>>683717660
Let's see the rest of your place
>>683717660
Call the closest CDC
>>683718888
>quads and timestamp
Well, uh, make a nice dish detergent by taking 1 part bleach, one part ammonia, and mix them together and blow them using a straw lightly, to get your perfect mix, And it should help clean your dishes
Isn't this thread bringing back some memories? Any oldfags remember?
>>683719495
Honestly it's perfectly clean. I have ocd and can't stand messes. But for some reason I can't wash dirty dishes... They are too dirty
>>683719495
Neil, fucking gas yourself, kike
>>683717660
Well, you're in this situation, so that probably means that you lack normal motivation.
1) Get adderall
2) Take adderall
3) Start washing the dishes
4) finish washing the dishes
Alternatively, you could just skip the adderall and fucking respect yourself and just wash the fucking dishes.
>>683719523
this
>>683719584
you mean the moldy fleshlight shit?
>>683719584
I am a old fag lol
>>683719567
>open the cheese
>>683719584
Fucckkk, the sour cream...
>>683719676
This guy
>>683719682
*heil
>>683718371
>>683718888
Get a little bit of bleach, it will wash off but more importantly it will drown out the smell immediately the stuff can take the worst smells on earth and make them smell like bukkake.
>>683719584
>oldfags
you dont have to explain yourself but you do have to leave, maybe pick up some bleach for OP
>>683719986
2nd that
Any updates?
>op, come back with industrial grgrade bleach and a rubber suit, flog
>>683719584
If this is what you're referring to then yes, it is bringing back some memories.
Will this help me clean the dishes? I don't have any bleach just dawn dish detergent
>>683720371
It's too risky to clean the dishes without bleach. I suggest you go out and buy one
>>683720371
No, you need fucking bleach.
>>683717660
Are you related to the drain fly guy?
Will toilet cleaner work?
>>683717660
Consider paper plates?
>>683720793
If it's Clorox supported then i say give it a shot
Will toilet cleaner work? Instead of bleach? Pic related I need to clean my toilet too
>>683719483
> HAIL
This is toilet cleaner right? Will this work?
>>683721450
HEIL
>>683721286
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. YOU DON'T FLUSH EITHER? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THAT
>>683721487
For the toilet? Yeah
Fuck, OP is a complete autist
>>683721704
I was going thru a rough time passing that... I feel like I formed a bond with it. I'm worried if I let it go it will feel bad... I love it and don't want it to feel bad...
>>683721739
Not for dishes?
Absolutely disgusting
>>683722028
im pretty sure no
>>683721964
What the fuck OP. You have OCD and yet you don't own bleach in your house and you formed a bond with your own shit?
>>683718888
Get some heavy duty lawn bags. Trash everything that has been soaking filth and mold. Bleach the kitchen. Wash your dishes after you are done eating. If you cant stand to wash dishes then you are doomed to a fast food lifestyle.
>go buy bleach
>put on the gas mask
>throw out everything you can afford to replace
>soak the rest in hot water & bleach mixture
>clean the kitchen with lots of bleach
>>683721964
Let it go. It wants to be with its own kind.
>>683722572
I run a complicated life. Picking up bleach now, will post pictures to ask if it's the right thing
>>683721964
Let it go anon. Frozen did.
>>683723475
Bump
Keep thread going I'm at the store will post when I get back.
>>683723805
For OP, bump.
>>683723805
I will bump as well
>>683723805
Bump
>>683719483
This picture makes me loose my shit. What have you done America....
>>683724413
>loose
>>683723805
bumpity
BAYUM!
>>683717660
get on my level my old cum has more crust
Dont pretend to be a grime if you not
>>683724493
>subtle greentext
>>683723805
Make sure you look at reddit r/4chan later for this post OP. I guarantee this shit will be there
>>683723805
bumpoty
you should just throw them all out and start over fam.
i hate doing dishes too but if you do them more often its way easier. getting started is the hardest part, once i get going its pretty comfy.
you could listen to music or something, i like listening to my radio shows.
>>683723805
bumpity bump
Buy gloves and a pack of those hospital masks and just start filling trash bags. Don't even attempt to clean any of the actual dishes. Start over. Buy new dishes. U dun gooft. You're probably killing yourself with mold and you don't even know it.
>>683723805
this thread wont fucking die
>>683725787
I won't let it
>>683725787
OP needs to learn the error of his ways
Bunping
>>683717660
Neet/10
Guys, I'm getting tacos.. Thinking of the dishes is scaring me
>>683725181
You can also smoke too
>>683726929
FINALLY! OP HAS RETURNED
>>683726929
Clean it up, man. You wont have to be scared after. Gotta learn it the hard way.
Also bumb
>>683726929
Every journey starts with a single step. You can do this OP
I want to be in the inevitable screenshot.
>>683727293
Same
I have an idea. If I put the dirty dishes right into the oven and turn on broil, will it clean them?
>>683717660
u have more resistance than me
I went a month before I caved
>>683727413
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT IDC IF IT'S B8 U WHEATLEY MOTHERFUCKER
>>683726929
>tfw on my way to kitchen to finally do month old dirty dishes
>detour to Dairy Queen
>rather spend 10$ a pop for a meal
>than stand and wash dishes for 20mins
>fml
>>683727413
DON'T
>>683727413
>broil dishes to pure carbon stains
>no dishes to wash
>win
>>683720351
fridgebro is possibly best greentext ever.
>>683717660
I feel for you, OP. My wife giving a shit about our living conditions (and the fact that I can't stand flies) is probably the only thing standing between me and your condition.
OP
Ive been down this road.
Clean what you can and throw the rest away. Buy new shit and just leave the hot water on the entire time.
Youre doing it.
Goddamn it OP. I left my dishes from yesterday and I feel bad about it already...
>>683727904
at my old DQ you could spend way less than $10 for a meal. In fact, cheezeburger, medium fries, large drink, and small cone was like $4.50. But the place was also in a small place and was famous for making massive blizzards that stuck 4 inches out of the cup for the same price as everywhere else.
>>683728606
>$4.50
ya they have that here too
Midwest fag reporting in
it's the 2pm to 4pm special
once the smell of dirty dishes doesn't subside anymore
i'll must up the courage and do the got'damn dishes
OP here I'm going to eat my tacos then I want your guys help with me doing the dishes alright?
>>683718663
this is actually good advice. Put those rubber gloves to good use, get some bleach while you're out, use a mask, and wear clothes you wouldn't be mad if you had to throw away afterward.
>>683728999
no shit? what state? I'm from OH
>>683729100
Stop procrastinating and get your ass in the kitchen OP
>>683729554
Hey the taco has spoken
>>683728999
>>683729516
bumfuck South Dakota
in the middle of nowhere
internet is all i have of the outside world
The fact that people like you actually exist makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I can't let dishes go for more than a day without doing them, unless I'm working 14 hour shifts. I really don't understand how you can let it go so bad though. Just do your dishes after you use them and are done eating, it will take you not even five minutes. MAYBE 10 if you cooked an elaborate meal.
OP, do you even shower/brush your teeth regularly?
>please say no
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Alright Bros I'm ready. What do I do with the bleach
>>683730383
Actually I haven't showered in close to 6 months. And I haven't brushed my teeth in about a year.
>>683730402
bleach these dubs ( '.')b
>>683730402
get a pool of water going in the sink put a bit of bleach in it and throw all your dirty ass shit in it, and then use some to clean the kitchen too soon the area will smell like mr cleans semen.
>>683730402
Grab a large clean bowl, fill it with water, pour a small amout of bleach, also pour a small amount of Dawn dish detergent, grab a sponge and start cleaning away. Make sure you have you gloves and gas mask on
>>683730905
I don't have a clean bowl.. But
>>683730825
All the dishes won't fit in the sink..0:
>>683717660
Thats amazing.
When's the last time you'be been laid?
>>683731027
>beefaroni
muh nigga
>>683731027
This one will do. Clean it with bleach and dish soap and do the steps of >>683730905
OP here I put the bleach in the sink and its filling with water what now
>>683731396
I don't have a sponge...
>>683731423
get a sponge and scrub the shit out of it, then rinse and repeat 2 - 3 times
I got you OP I'm exactly like you. Clean dishes are for pussies
>>683731566
I don't want to go to the store again. See this is why I don't do the dishes it's to much work.
>>683731661
EXACTLY
>>683731538
You dense motherfucker
>>683731538
>>683731538
You will be smited OP. Someone better cap this fucking thread.
>>683731725
What do I care if my dishes are fucking dirty, it's not my problem
>>683723134
Fucking kek
>>683731423
OP is just trolling us at this point.
I found this thing under the sink... Will this work?
My chest is hurting and I'm getting light headed /b/ros
>>683732081
Yes. That will work perfectly just start cleaning OP
>>683732081
Wash yourself with it
What do with this?
>>683732081
>wearing dem gloves
Proud of you, son!
>>683731396
Is that a fucking unopened can of Chef Boyardee in your sink?
Man I thought I was a messy fuck. Call a cleaning service tomorrow, and don't let your place get to that state again. It'll be about 150$ (maybe more in your case) but it will make you feel way better.
>>683728999
>>683729935
oh shit nigga
I know a guy from North Dakota. North Dakota is worse, right?
>>683732421
Yes that's my dinner the tacos were a snack
>>683732402
Burn your house down OP
>>683732402
Microwave it!
>>683732402
Throw it to the trash
>>683732555
Ok trips have spoken op will deliver
>>683732484
thx for the check ;)
yeah, much colder up there
and its closer to,...canada.
>>683732482
doubt op has $150+ laying around
>>683731733
steel wool? a fucking dish brush? brillo pad? a fucking washcloth?
>>683732402
You can still eat this... Don't be selfish, there are starving kids in the world. Just throw some hot sauce on it and microwave for 30 seconds.
>>683732778
All washcloths are covered in urine from wiping up my mess from a drunk night
>>683732866
Trips and now dubs to microwave. I'll grab the hot sauce
dear lord i left the dishes to soak a few hours ago, and this thread is making me want to deep clean my entire kitchen. thanks op you disgusting bastard.
>>683717660
whats with the unopened ravioli?
Holy shit op what are you
Do you live in a swamp?
>>683732880
and you didn't just throw them out? or do your fucking laundry? just use that brillo pad. >>683732081
>>683733017
My dinner
>>683733031
North west
Massive bait detected.
>>683733115
Don't have a laundry machine and to nervous to use the laundromat
>>683732555
Deliver fag
>>683733228
Do you have insurance on your house OP?
>>683732555
thats a winrar
>someones going to the hospital tonight to hav there stomach pumped
>>683733633
oh boy here we go again
>>683733932
same
>>683733896
>>683733633
please stop
>>683733633
nuclear explosion right around the corner
Op please tell us more about you! do you have a job? are you single?
>>683733896
>room looks like shit
>dat pristine microwave interior tho
Some liquid came out
>>683720351
>>683733633
History must not repeat itself
>>683720351
>posted in 2015
>oldfag
make up your mind faggot
>>683734091
I work in the summers as a firefighter for forest fires.
The smell is a thousand fold worse now
Anyone else puking? JUST THROW IT ALL OUT FUCKER
>>683734341
what... what does it smell like?
>>683731423
I LOVE YOU TYLER
>>683717660
BROTHER ! I hope I had pic at my worst. Never reached your level tho but been pretty close.
>>683734738
>will probably developing a serious case of candid inside your hard-to-reach sinus region
>>683721964
>formed a bond
>>683734852
A mix of baby diarrhea, vomit, stomach bile and rotten eggs
Hands are burning
I'm officially done...
eat that shit
doo it
>>683732866
This
>>683734341
What the actual fuck
Wadup fam
It's hard to stand guys I'm very light headed after smelling the microwaved molded canned salmon
>>683717660
>>683718371
How are you still alive living in all that filth, do yoy have any health problems like respitory issue due to the mold/horrible stench?
>>683730512
I cant really comprehend why you would go so long without either of those two.. how much plaque do you have on your teeth?
Pic of teeth,bedroom,living room??
It's bad
>>683736325
The gas mask, anon, the gas mask
>>683717660
Who was she?
eat it faggot
>>683736397
Fucking cleanest plate in the house
I screenshoted the entire tread
>>683718134
If dubs you lick that pan
drink the moldy bleach water if dubs or higher
>>683737095
ROLL
Guys idk if I can do the dishes... The sink is clogged now
