Where is the Splatoon love?
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Where is the Splatoon love?
>>683667582
i'd give her mine, iykwim
>>683667582
Love the squids but cant post now
Can we get some splatoon boy?
This thread has potential..
hump
>>683669555
FÜNFFÜNFFÜNF
>>683668536
that's damn hot
>>683673841
sigh
*unzips dick*
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
>>683674230
Newfag doesn't know how to green text
>>683674575
I swear they made the game exclusively for the preteen tentacle porn
>>683674826
>japan
>>683674826
>>683675027
>also they're 14, not 12.
>>683675071
Because that makes it all the more legal.
>you will never stuff an inkling girl's tentacle down your throat and choke on it
just kill me now
>>683675231
well, legal in vatican
>>683675158
I always thought this webm would be a lot better with an actual dick instead of a tenticle for a dick
>>683675071
Not quite, they said that at 14 is when they learn to morph into their humanoid form. So all we know is that all the squids are at least 14.
>>683675231
Well, its an artistic drawling. It's not illegal to begin with.
>>683675556
Fair enough.
>>683675362
Octopi have sex using a tentacle.
>>683675362
hmf works either way for me. actually, i may prefer the tentacle version.
why do you need a dick, really?
>>683675818
I'D VOLUNTEER TO HELP THEM WITH THAT
if you know what i mean
>>683675231
Legal in Japan
Why are inklings so god damn sexy?
>>683677211
Because they're lolis.
Splatoon thread is an excuse for loli thread
>>683676973
I want to sniff Marie's butt
>>683677211
Tight spats.
>>683677648
Not necessarily, but usually true.
>>683678104
I'd say it's worth
The west has yet to get a white-colored splatfest color.
>>683677648
The idols and octolings have breasts.
How did you guys know I was wishing for this thread?
There's no other fictional character I wanna fuck so badly as that girl inkling.
>>683678710
big tit loli
What did i just walk into?
>>683674230
You unzipping your dick or your pants, mate?
>>683674651
kek
>>683679215
It's never enough.
>>683678832
Is that really that bad but yeah lotta loli splat
>>683678973
Nintendo trying to corner the tentacle and loli market
... I ran out.
>>683680009
I never said loli was bad, pretty gr8 in fact
I NEED MORE SQUID, MY COCK HUNGERS.
>>683679690
why does this exist? fucking kek
>>683677648
Not necessarily
Callie and Marie are, lore speaking, supposed to be very old
Both of them are mentioned on ancient scrolls
>>683680337
I prefer tits but hey i don't judge
Mainly because in some sort of degenerate
>>683681079
A loli doesn't necessarily have to be a child, they just need the physique.
>>683681334
Fake and gay
The fangs are wrong.
Woomy did 9/11
Super seasnails give me gets
>>683674651
why would you greentext that you fucking moron? I'm surprised you contained your urge to throw the word "autism" in your post
>>683681079
>>683681349
>Callie and Marie are, lore speaking, supposed to be very old
>Both of them are mentioned on ancient scrolls
You're thinking of Cap'n Cuttlefish and Octavio.
Also they have breasts and are taller than the other loli squids, pic related is official art.
>>683682044
Thats kinda hot for official art
Kek
If there is one thing I love, its Squid Kids.
>>683682628
I wonder how much money this would make
>>683682193
Everyone knows that they did it on purpose. Look at how they make the squids sway their hips.
>>683675556
>Implying that squid ages are equivalent to human ages.
Nintendo makes games for kids, the inklings are obviously kids, even the name sounds as if it references very young kids. Anyone with a shred of common sense would know Nintendo isn't going to go and say the game contains little kids in tights swaying their hips and shooting goo at each other with squirt guns, they'd be massacred.
>>683683309
Delicious squid butt
Op here.
>Expect thread to be dead
>Come back to thread an hour later
>Expecting 404
>It's still alive
>wot
>>683683309
I know thet do this on purpose. A lot of pokemon are prime furbait
Delphox and lopunny man
>>683683630
You can thank me later
>>683673841
One of the best piece of art ive seen out there...
Good taste.
>>683683630
Have faith in squid
>>683683797
Thanks mate
>>683682044
>>683682193
Also, consider that when this was drawn, it was almost certainly drawn with her completely naked , and you can see that the dress is clearly this single photoshop player.
Just look; she's covered in goo all over her abdomen, except for the dress.
>>683674230
Sounds painful
>>683683530
>Nintendo makes games for kids, the inklings are obviously kids
Is Mario a kid?
Samus?
Shulk?
Captain Falcon?
Marth/Ike/Chrom etc?
Little Mac?
Fox?
Strictly speaking, all we know is that they're at least 14.
>>683684312
I guess they were saying tongue twisters
OC dropping by.
Maybe I'll finish it someday
>>683684545
CAAAARLOSSS!
I need a place to pur out my fucking hatred. AUTOCAD AND AUTODESK INVENTOR IS One of THE ABSOLUTELY WORTH FUCKING BPROGRAMMED PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FUCKING GALAXY AND ISWEAT TO FCUKING GOD IF ONE OF THE CUNT WHO PROGRammed this piece of shith werr in ehrhhew ripghjtn now i@f break thei:r fuckping skulls with a fuckipgn hammeer##
i swear to fucking god whichever mother fucker was resopSONSIBLE FOR TUHE FUCKING CONSTRAIN FEATURE NEEDS TO HAVE A FUCKING STICK OF DYANMITE SHOVED UP THEIR FUCKING ASS AND BE LIT WITH A FLAMETHROWER.
fuck you autodesk, you're trash level lua developers, and your software is completely fucking shit when it comes to usability. I would gladly shoot ever last one of you fucking cunts for the fct that i'm stuck using your fucking product instead of solid edge.
>>683684545
>underrated post
>Squids get their kid form when they are around 14 years of age
>It's safe to say they have a while where they struggle with their new limbs
>Four additional years would be safe to teach the kids into their new life before they're handed a gun/enter Splatfests
cant you get in trouble for fucking little squids?
>>683685417
>>It's safe to say they have a while where they struggle with their new limbs
They already have limbs prior to that. The human form is pretty much just a bigger version that doesn't look like an alien.
>>683685062
dude the constrain feature is easy, as much as you can, just have a few major functions be the only things you constrain to, so you avoid long chains of constraints, which leads to accidental overconstraining or massive faults if you change something down the line. Also make sure every parameter possible is constrained every time you make a new function
>>683685775
Yeah, anti-bestiality laws
>>683685775
Go to Denmark (they claim they already stopped allowing bestiality but that's baloney), and if anyone asks, just say she's a squid, not a kid.
>>683673695
this is bretty good
>>683686364
artist is sticky sheep
Post futa squid
>>683686594
I only have this.
>>683681959
leave him be, i'm assuming it's bait. either way if he's waiting for an angry response, he's in for a letdown.
>>683686515
Looks like they're tongue-tied.
This is now a Astrid Hofferson thread.
>>683679034
please google "unzips dick"
>>683687064
nah
>>683684545
Goddammit
>>683687372
More?
>>683687309
can anyone translate the chinese on this one?
>>683684444
Checked.
Also is there a mega or imgur for these?
>>683687064
joke's on you, i'd fuck that too.
