ur da canceur uf /b//

>>683642869>>683642703
zsamfeg

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>>683642703
Bump

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From the last thread
>>683641895
>You go to the shelve where you keep your cat treats and shake a pack of treats
>the cat comes rushing in and mewing at you
>You give the cat some treats.
>You foal is gasping for air, bawling and trying to reach its rump with its hooves
>You pick the foal and open the door
>The fluffy lands on your leg and starts smotering you about its foal
>You kick it out
>You put the head of the foal between the frame and the door
>Body in, head out
>You then close the door
>The foal gets trampled under the door
>The mare goes batshit crazy
>"BABBEH, NUUUUUUU!"
>It starts to slam against the door
>And bawling
>And sobbing
>And slaming against the door all day
>By the time the noon comes, the fluffy limits itself to sob quietly.
>"Huuuu...uuuuu...babbeh..."

wat do

>>683644251
Hose the mare away

best karma comics/stories or text stories from the view point of a fluffy in the wild?

>>683644251
Get the mare drunk and have the cat fuck it to death

>>683642703
dude, if you had a MLP that could produce babbies, then you could make your own LP boxes forever

I'm not sure what you see in this or why you post these pictures.

This truly is cancer

Is there any way to post a sound file?

>>683644199
That actually sounds like a plausible occurrence

>>683645116
vocaroo holmes

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>>683645537
Yo want thisen Peg?

these threads are homo. op is a no gf having faggot w/ no life. who even puts any effort into spamming garbage no one cares about?

losers, thats who

Drawing is hard. How about sounds?


<object width="148" height="44"><param name="movie" value="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1OmBwzzTnh3&autoplay=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1OmBwzzTnh3&autoplay=0" width="148" height="44" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br><a href="http://vocaroo.com" style="font-size:xx-small;" title="Vocaroo Voice Recorder">Record music with Vocaroo &gt;&gt;</a>

Yes, I am fully autistic.

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>>683646494

Nobody cares

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>>683646494
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>>683644942
You know what's funny? if fluffies were real, even without government vermin extermination programs it would have been a civic duty to kill as many ferals as possible
letting them live would literally drop first world water and city block sanitation to third world levels on account of contaminating them with gigantic amounts of feces and dead bodies

in the wild they would absolutely ruin ecosystems from literally the ground up, as an artificial invasive omnivorous species that multiplies faster than any other mammal of their respective size

tl; dr killing unowned fluffies is an absolute necessity like killing bubonic plague vermin

>>683646563
kek. voice isn't as annoying as i would have imagined, but good job anyway.

>Be you, just sitting at home. Chillin.
>Suddenly theres a tap on the door
>The one from the backyard
>It cant be the ice, its too hard
>No, it can be only one thing.
>A small herd managed to squeeze through the hole your fence
>Youll have to patch it up later
>You decide, since they haven't seen you yet, to scare them a little.
>Turn off all the lights
>Get your maracas
>Get Darth Vader helmet
>Go over to the door, and open it
>The leader steps in, curious and cold, but glad to be inside now
>He calls the others to join him
>Few others, probably toughies, mares, and foals around and on their plume
>Turn on your helmet's voice changer
>"HOW DARE YOU TRESPASS INTO MY DOMAIN"
>You yell as loud as you could, startling them but not to the point of shitting themselves.
>Start to shake maracas in slow, hard shakes
>The jingles attracts the foals, their mothers try and hold them back
>One squeezes through
>It comes to where the light from the backyard ends
>It can see your boot, and it looks up.
>You stop shaking your maracas, and stare at the little blue and orange foal

Cont.?

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>>683646563

>>683647448
Bite the fucker's head off and shove the rest in the freezer and microwave

>>683647448
Orange and Blue is now your apprentice. Teach him the ways of the dark side.

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or thisen here?

>>683644796
What's that black thing?

>>683647111
Thanks. I thought I posted it wrong. How do you access it?

>>683644796
why is this one so popular? I don't even think it's that funny.

>>683646563
guys dont click that i just has to explain what happened to my parents and i got beat hard by mom it does a googles search of cp and alerts the authorities my mom is trying to explain to the police and im in my room freaking out im so dead

>>683647808
Sorry Stick, drawn as though it was in motion.
>Kind of like how Sonic looks like when he runs, IE his legs turn into a red wheel, even though his legs are not a red wheel
>excuse the autistic reference, it was the only one I could think of

>>683647645
>>683648038
Geez you guys it's just a sound file of what i think enfing might sound like

>>683647918
Your HTML link is in the block of text, m8. It's out there for all to see.

>>683648263
Can confirm. It's not bait, I swear on moot's dead corpse.

I know this is like the mostest autistic, but finding out about this fucked up fluffy abuse fandom has made me happier than I've ever felt in a long time. Is that messed up?

>You're wearing your snowboots, and dont want to get them dirty
>You decide to scare the little fucker
>You lean down, just so that the shine from your helmet is clear
>The mother senses danger and calls out to the foal
>"YOU STAND BEFORE THE DARK MASTER, WHO ARE YOU"
>"I am wuwzzul!"
>"I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT."
>The foal questions you, why can you not pronounce its name?
>The mare charges you, attempting to defend her 'babbeh'
>You let it thunk against your foot. It's about the size of a small dog.
>You reach down and gently bonk it with your maracas.
>"OWWIE, WHY WU HWURT MUMMAH?"
>"Because you hurt me, now I hurt you."
>As if your maracas were drumsticks, you play a small beat on the back of the mare. Not too hard
>But enough to get the point across.
>The foal questions you and tries to bite your boot
>You had so much faith in the boy
>You give him a flick across the nose
>It runs screaming back to the herd
>They have formed a circle, and the mare runs back to her babe
Cont.?

>>683646563
>>683648038
>>683647645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OmBwzzTnh3

>>683648316
Oh. I knew that.

>>683648164
Ah. Makes sense.

Looked like a cross between rotten bananas, black-gloved fingers and earbuds. Thanks for clarifying.

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come here Peggy

>>683648490
>mostest autistic
Fluffy detected

>>683648639
Neat, I've never used Vocaroo before. So how long does my materpiece stay there for?

>Be you hangin at the house its a friday night tje work week was shit. Wife is outta town for her brothers wedding.
>Its 7:30 yer on the coutch eating homemade pizza and drinking yer favorite beer. You pre gamed before the beer with a few shots of vodka. Playin sum skyrim because fuckit what else is there to do.
>from fucking no where a smallish fuzzy creature leaps into the air and lands in your lap giving you a startle. Then begins to purr and curl up in a ball in your lap to cusdle while you drink eat and play.
>Your calico, cute as she is gave you a fright but its ok. She knows that when mommy is gone daddy gets depressed.
Been a while its getting a little later suddenly she perks up.
>she looks intently at the door. Then begins to dig her claws into your jeans and leg. The alcohol dulls your pain response. But you know she is drawing a little blood.
"HEY. ease up will you little girl yer hurting daddy."
>She looks at you appologetically and releases her grip and then gently headbutts you in the face to say sorry.
Then you notice it.
>Is that tapping? No scratching. Or pawing?
>pawing at.. the door... the back fucking door. What? Did the neigbors dog jump tje fence again? No he barks at the door and whines begging for help from his own boisterous dogly stupidity.
>You getly bop pat tje cat on the rump 3 times. The signal she recognises as daddy needs to stand up.
>instead her hackles go up and her tail poofs out and she presses you hard as she can back into the couch on those pain inducing pressure points cats are so good at finding.
>You gently pick her up. She does not fight you. But protectively stays close to your legs as you walk to the back door.
>Suddenly you hear a childs voice
>Whai nubudy come? Wew aww da peepowes? Nubiddy home?
>nee hewp pweese hewp so dawk an scawee.
Oh shit it IS a kid! Pull out yer phone prepared to call cops. No way are you in any shape to drive the poor kid but you will damn sure make sure thst kid is ok.

>>683649091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cZKikylv5m

>>683648490
This is /b/. People get off worse than annoying fluffy pastel colored horses.
>traps, rekt threads, etc.
Even if you don't fap to it, it is somehow pleasing to see such an innocent little animal suffer. And there aren't even that many moral ramifications, as they in cannon not considered animals, but biotoys, so they have almost no rights. So you can always use that to justify looking at pictures of fake small pastel horses dying.

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>>683642703
fuck everything about these threads. shit is so lame.

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Momy, i wan that pag!

>>683649569
only by the lack of OC

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>>683649462
thanks for the words of encouragement, father I never had!

>>683648572
Kill all the foals

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Yay!

>You walk closer to the herd, their leader puffin his chest and fluffing his hair
>You walk passed the herd, over to the sound system. They wonder what you're doing
>You turn it on; the bright colors allures them and they walk to it, the leader, though, is hesitant.
>You crank the volume up and tap on the side of the helmet. Thank goodness its padded
>You ask them to wait while you get 'food'
>They all cry out for 'nummies' and 'food fur mwilkies'
>Whatever, just chop up some bananas and apples and junk and put it on a large platter
>Set it in front of the giant amps
>You watch them all begin to eat from the plate, proclaiming you their new 'daddeh'.
>You smirk, this is going to be funny.
>You make sure the door is wide open, with the brisk cold annoying them
>They ask you to close the door
>You tell them that they wont be here long
>The leader asks why
>"TELL ME, FLUFFIES."
>They all stop, and stare up at you. Some foals attached to their mothers as they eat
>"DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?"
Amon Amart was in the system, and you have it play on the track 'Twilight of the Thunder God'
>You hold your finger from the play button.
Cont.?

>>683650765
Ya cont. Plz

>>683645911

Is that a fart?

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>They all cry out that they do like music, with one especially liking the 'long stringy' instrument
>Oh, he means a guitar
>How silly of him
>Hes going to be hearing that for a while
>Suddenly, you distract them
>"LOOK! ITS GLOWING!" And hide while they face the speakers
>These things were huge, about ten feet long and five feet wide, while the largest fluffy was about three feet long
>They all crowded around one speaker, and thanks to how you had set up the place while they were eating, they had only one way to go
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
LOOK AT FENRIS TWIN, HIS JAWS ARE OPEN WIDE. THE SERPENT, RISES FROM THE WAVES!
>The beats from the bass and drums explode out of the amps, sending shockwaves throughout the house
>The few foals that were super close and touching it were thrown back, and chirped out in fear
>All the fluffies on the floor immediately shit themselves in pure fear and turned to run to the door
>They trampled over anything and everything, some foals, some food, some shit
>They were all heading to the same spot, the door
>And they became stuck, each one screaming and clambering over each other
>Must have been about 15, discounting foals
THOR, ODIN'S SON PROTECTORS OF MANKIND, RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE, YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!
>Their eyes were of pure terror, and they all cried out for the sound to stop
>So you stopped it, and they all seemed a to cool down from there
>But it was only a reprieve, for you were moving the amp closer to that large group of asses clogging up your door
>You crank the knob right off, and reset the song so they can experience the beauty of it's scream again
>This time the shit really began to fly as they were all suddenly blasted with another wave of explosive music and heavy metal blaring
>Oh the fluff-manity!
>You decide to help them out a little, and reach into the stuck group of kicking, crying, shitting fluffies and gently toss it into the snow
Cont.?

>>683652947
this better end with violent death

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>>683644590
>You decide its time to end it
>You open the door, the mother scrambles away and watches its lifeless foal fall on the grund
>It reaches out to grab it, but you put your foot on her, crushing her tiny chest a little
>"Owwies....huuuu"
>The mare starts to fidget and struggle on its spot trying to flee
>"Nuu huwwt mommah pwease..."
>You remind her she has no more children, she is only a fluffy
>She breaks into tears
>"HuUuuUuu....fwuffy no momma no mow...wan die...
>Alrighty then
>You grab a bottle of cheap rum and forcefeed it to her
>She resists at first, but as it grows progresively drunker, she stops struggling at all
>"f-fwuffy feww weaw gu..." she starts to babble
>You start to smear it with lots of pheromone on her private parts
>You splash lots of the thing
>You cat starts meowing violeintly from the other room and comes rushing in
>Looks like its ready for round 2
>"wah...kitty munst- nu...NU, NU WAN"
>The cat starts to hump and bite bits of fluff off the mare
>"NUU, NU WAN EEEEE"
>whenever the fluffy struggled free the cat started to mawl it
>You see a bunch of fluff flying about
>The fluffy is shitting and pissing all over the rug
>The fluffy stands still, covering its face with its hoof
>The fluffy adopts the position in panick
>"S=see, fwuffy am weady...nu wusties pwease?"
>The cat reasumes the position, and continues fucking her and bitting her off
>"hu....Huuu....."
>You leave them at it by 8:00
>As you return to your kitchen by 10:40, the cat is still mating with the fluffy
>The fluffy is barely moving, its just breating and sobbing quietly at this point
>Your cat stares at you, looking a bit confused, but keeping on humping and trashing the fluffy
>You go to bed still listening to the cat stabbing the fluffies private parts with its stingy dick
>In the morning you go and check the mare
>It doesnt move too much
>It doesn't move at all, the cat fucked it to death
>You throw the fluffy in the trash
>You turn on the TV and watch the news

END

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>>683653249

Cats hump stuff?

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FWUFFY NO AM NUMMIES!

>>683654066
God I fucking hate that artist.

>>683653673
when they are horny, sure

>>683649972
No problem, step-son.

>They all run across your backyard, some sinking into small holes that were hidden by the snow, most under the bushes, and others going back into the fence's break
>All is well again, except for all the shit you need to clean up
>Surprisingly, none of them were dead, but they will be out in the snow
>You pull the amp back and gaze out the window, and start to shake your maracas in glee
>You see one mother, who had fallen into a hole and could not get up, crying for help
>You decide to help her
>You bend down and ask her if she needs help
>She screams she cannot hear you
>You tell her she's prolly deaf for a while
>"WUT?"
>Bitch what did I just say
>You clonk it on the head with the maraca gently, and pick it up
>It's still shitting itself, and drops a foal who had been stowed away in her fur.
>Looks young, and cries out for its mama
>You shake your head, saying she must go
>You walk over to the hole in the fence, and ram her in
>She cries out that she was hurt, and the little foal waddles over to her, the rest who were in the bushes on the edges of the backyard look at you, horrified by what you will do
>You let the foal press its hooves against her leg, saying itll give it hugs
>You cant have that
>You lean down and pick it up
>The mother cries out to let the baby go, and starts kicking
>"BE CAREFUL FLUFFY. IF YOU WAKE UP THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG, YOU WILL... TAKE FOREVER SLEEPIES."
>The kicking stops
>On the other side of the fence, the neighbor's dog, a huge Greyhound, lies asleep. This dog bit you one day but you decided not to press charges
>The foal bites your thumb, demanding to be put down.
>So you put it down, back in the hole where it came from
>You bury it up to it's neck in the snow
>And you look around.
"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BUG ME?"
>Silence
>Silence except that crying foal
>You look around, and, spying a rock, a large flat one, pick it up
>You place it over the foal's head, where it cries out for it's mama and tries to move the rock
Cont?

>>683654564
Yes please

>>683654564
I'm not sure what his name should be.

Maraca Vader

or Darth Maracas

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>>683654374

Strange. I've never seen a cat hump random stuff like dogs or bunnies do

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why do you like this anon? why do you people enjoy this so much? I'm confused and scared.

>>683656296
You don't get to seem them fucking too often, but yeah, just like lions they slowly hump their mate and bite their scruff.

>It struggles to remove the rock, but you caution against it
"ITS GOING TO SNOW, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT YOU WILL WANT THAT ON."
>The fidgeting stops, but the crying remains
>Over by the fence, the fluffy is starting to freak out, crying for it's babe
>The dog begins to wake up, and, seeing something in it's yard that wasn't another dog, begins to growl
>The mare begs for help, and, sighing, you walk over to it
>Why are you even out here, in your hawaiian shirt and shorts?
>You should be chilling at home, rearranging your living room, calling up your boss, and cleaning shit off the carpet
>You reach down after setting the maracas down, and take hold if it by the tail
>You yank it just as the dog lunges forward, its snout grovelling and snarling through the hole
>The mare complains your holding her wrong, so you give her a little shake
>Oh, the pain, the others wince at the sight
>You decide to have some fun, and walk over shed
>You reach for a shovel and try your best to dig a small hole in the center of the yard, while the crying and scared mare wriggles under your armpit
>She claims she'll hurt you and give you 'forever sleepies'
>You ignore her, and continue to dig. You dig and you dig, until your satisfied with the depth of the hole
>You drop the mare down, and begin to push the dirt and snow back onto it before it has a chance to realize what happened
>The foal, being so close, cries to its mama, the mare, being so close, is focused on her babe
>She can only watch as she too, is buried up to her neck in snow and dirt
>You take off the rock, and, in an act of cruelty, lay it between the mother and foal. They can hear each other, but now cannot see eachother
>You chuckle like the psychopath you are, and shake your maracas some more
>You shake them until you feel a strong chill, and see the snow beginning too fall
>You turn and look at all fluffies, still cowering in under your rose bushes, which were beginning to shed their leaves
Cont.

>>683656422
I'm just writing these little stories to see how well I can still write. Among other reasons. I find the idea of doing any of these to a human deplorable.

Ponies, on the other hand. I have a seething hatred for this show, and the demographic that took it over. So, why not hurt what those bronies love?

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Such a bad babbah, it isn't trying nearly hard enough.

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>>683656440

Sure cats fuck eachother, but I'm thinking of humping inanimate objects or shit like your leg (Or a stray fluffy in this case)

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>>683656698
I dunno, i thought it was fetish shit. I saw one of these pictures where one of em poops out string, that shit makes me cringe.

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>>683656551

What did these fluffies do? This seems mean :(

>>683657167
Please scroll up to the beginning of the story
>>683657063
I don't get horny off this shit, I just find it amusing.
Also, why Mario? Why not Luigi?

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>>683657167
They don't need to do anything other than be alive.

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>>683657388
I cant find any pictures of a good luigi, trust me im lookin.

>>683657759
I believe in you. Now, I must get back to writing. But only if someone wants it to continue. Otherwise Ill leave.
Well, who wants to continue the Irritation of Darth Vader?

No one wishes for the story of Darth Maraca to continue?

>>683656551
continue

>>683658348
Bwahahah

>>683658493
fuck it might as well

>>683658493
Please contineu

>>683658493
Yes pls

>>683658493
Its late i should go to bed but First please finnish this

>>683648572
save the baby and its mother until the end. Then, give them a special execution

About one hour later...
>Its snowing heavily, maybe up to five inches. You're inside, warm and comfortable. Sipping some hot cocoa. The weather man says to stay inside
>And that to ignore any fluffies that come to your door, their numbers are high this year and must be thinned.
>You're glad you did your part, but still, you wonder. You go and look outside, it's pretty dark now so you need to turn on the light
>You open the door and, in true dark lord fashion, you walk over with your big, heavy, black blanket wrapped around your shoulders
>The Darth Helmet mask still on, that fake breathing rasping away.
>The mare and the foal are freezing, shivering cold, and it looks like the foal got its tongue stuck on the rock
>You shake your head, and pick it up, pulling some skin off the tongue while you're at it
>It cannot cry, only looking to you with long, sad eyes.
>You look out, and see that, in the corner, they've all huddled for the night under the largest and heaviest bush. You can tell because of all the tracks leading to it.
>You look down at the foal, who is quietly asking for food.
>You make a choice
>Bending down, you cover the mother's face in a large pile of snow
>She cannot contest, as she no longer has any energy left.
>You cover the foal's face in snow, and throw the rock against your shed
>The fluffies are startled at the sound, and look to find that the Dark Lord is out.
>The sky was dark, and the only light came from the porch. Some dead foals were here and there, maybe three. They sought the light as warmth
>Your large shadow is cast against the herd, and you walk over to the small group of dead foals.
>You walk over to the group, and drop them in front of them
>You then point to the two mounds in the center of the yard.
"There, is your food."
>And you walk back, closing the door behind you and shutting the blinds.
>They have a choice to make, and no matter what it will be, the snow will come.
>And it will not be so merciful.
~fin~

>>683644869
I love that reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVA6jRGJWI

>>683656936
Ahh that, yeah me neither.

>>683656296
I used to have a cat that would always hump the fuck outta an old stuffed bear. I'm talking multiple times a day.

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>>683659726

That was a truly excellent story! I don't find bloody abuse funny, but this was full of exactly the kind of little mean torments that I love the most. 10/10, would love to read more like this, but for now I'm off to bed. Goodnight everybody.

>>683660622
You hold two dubs in your post, 66 and 22.
Tell me, how old are you? If you are young, please, do not make a habit out of this.

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>>683659726
That was a kinda cool story good Story. Anyway imma go sleep now goodnight /b/ scum of the Internet

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>>683661534

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>>683661619

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>>683661717

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>>683661794

Eugh, gore.

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>>683654066

>>683644199
kek

>>683662611
Well done on the dubs, your expression says it all.

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>>683662369

When my age you reach, look as good, yahddah yahddah.

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OC

>>683661850
aw fuck me man that hurts just to look at!

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>>683662945
best art ever

>>683663055
needs more rape

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>>683662945
Oc

>>683663303
Is this good?

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>>683662945
best OC ever, please put a tag on Booru so i can find you.

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>>683663377
checkcheckcheck

be sure to add 50 tags

>>683642703
It's funny cause whoever drew that is also fat

>>683663377
I can believe i wasted that triple dubs like that.

>>683663707
*can't

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>>683663303
More from me drew this like a day ago

>>683663823
rilly nice plz kip it uppp the hard woooork

>>683663823
My favourite

>>683663933
Thanks I will^^

>>683663832
what are those supposed to be?

>>683661850
HOLY FUKING SHIT¡¡¡¡¡

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>>683645911
I don't get it

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>>683663823
This was for a bit back

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>>683661329
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>683665248
Give me something to make

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>Be fluffy
>Be blue, so you call yourself 'Bwoo'
>You walk around the park, you can feel you should be there now
>Special friend is also there, you love her so much
>Her name is ginger, you call her "Gingew", she has yellow fluff and wingies
>You see other fluffies gethering around
>"mistah come?" you ask
>They shake their head, they are also waiting for the nice mister that walks every seven bright times to the park
>Your tummy has the worstest of owwies, you couldn't find nummies anywhere else
>Special friends had nummies, but she needs it for the babies
>But its okay, because the nice mistah is almost here
>Lots more fluffies gather in the park, other humans pass too and ask why are there so many fluffies around
>dummy fluffies, these humans are not nice, why do you ask them to be your daddy?
>As expected, the not-nice humans hurt the other fluffies as they walk away
>These humans are poopie humans, the nice mister is the best human there is!
>You love the nice mister!
>Wait...remember not to talk to the nice mister, what if he grows angry?
>although other fluffies tell the nice mister they love him, and he doesn't get angry
>that's it, you have a plan!
>"fwuffy am tewwing nice mistah fwuffy wuv him!" you say
>Your special friend seems concerned
>"Auu...gingew nu wan peshul fwen to get owwies"
>"Nice mistah no giff owwies! Nice mistah bestest mistah!"
>Then, some time around, the good music starts to sound!
>Some foals are dancing fluffies too!
>Every fluffy is getting excited
>"muffinman!", start to chant the fluffy
>As you hear the song, you smile and see the nice mister and the nice musicbox the mister carries"
>"...o you know the muffin man, the muffin maaaaan the muffin maaaaaaaaaaan? Do YOU KNOOOOO--"
>The muffin man is here!

1/5

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>>683665452
>The muffin man is white and red, and has a white main and walks really funny because he is an old mister
>And he is already giving muffin nummies to other fluffies!
>You dash through other fluffies to get close to the muffinman
>"bwing nummies fow peshul fweeeen!" yells Ginger
>The muffin man walks among the fluffies
>Sometimes he stops and personally gives muffin numies to fluffies he finds on his way, but the rest of the muffins fly through the air as the muffin man throws them
>Every fluffy love him, every fluffy follow him
>Other human monsters look at the muffin man and laugh, they show the muffin man some little boxes that flash some light
>Why do monsters give flashy lights to muffin man?
>Doesn't matter, you follow muffin man through the street
>Woah, the muffin man is so brave! he crossed the place where big box munstas run around
>The meanie box monsters start to make loud noisies to the muffin mister
>How dare they? They were poopie box monsters anyway
>You blow them a raspberry
>the nice muffin mister crosses where the box monsters won't go.
>Eek! The box monsters only let the nice mister cross, some of the fluffies that crossed to the no-monster place got forever sleepies!
>Oww...poor fluffies
>Your special friend is in the other side!
>Please don't cross special friend
>"Gud wuck! get wotsa nummies!"
>You wave her and follow the muffin man with the rest of the fluffies.
>The muffin man walks through some walls where some of the fluffies live, some fluffies living in the trashies come join the muffin man as well
>Jojo, a smarty fluffy, gives owwies to the fluffies coming from the trash
>"Dese oww nummies dummeh twashie fwuffies!"
>The other fluffies walked away, but still got some of the nummies the muffin man dropped
>They seemed happy as well
>Good! All fluffies are happy!

2/5

>>683647448
yes

>>683656689
This OC? Who made this?

>>683657320
Wow. A story where I hate the cops more than the fluffy. Of course.

>>683665782
>You keep following the nice mister until you get to a place with lots of metal boxes
>Very big metal boxes!
>Oh no, some doggies got out of these boxes!
>Run fluffies, run away from the monsters!
>Eee!, Even the muffin man is running
>You run behind the muffin man as fast as you can
>You see how other fluffies get forever sleeping by the doggy monsters
>You get to safety with the muffin man and many other fluffies
>You are getting too far
>But you haven't told the nice mister you love him
>You need to get closer, you need to get nummies, and tell the mister you love him, and go back home
>NOT from the place you came, you need to remember this, you gotta, you gotta you==
>"Mistah, fwuffy wuuuuuv nice muffin mistah!"
>And other fluffies surrounded the nice mister with hugs.
>Yes! This is your chance
>You walk over most of the fluffies and the nice mister notices you
>"Nice mistah, fwuffy wuv you!"
>The other fluffies let you fall, and you get owwies
>The muffin man picks you up and smiles at you
>"What is your name little one?"
>"Am bwoo" you say "am haff peshul fwen an babbes soon!"
>The other fluffies love the idea of new babies, you already like them a little more!
>The nice mister pets you and gives you a wood holdy thing with muffins
>"For your lady" says the nice muffin mister, and he closes one of his see places. Only one
>It makes you feel happy for some reason
>"Okay fluffies, who want to follow the muffin man back to drury lane"
>Lots of fluffies yell their names and raised their hooves
>Some others waved the nice mister goodbye and tried to remember a way back home
>Maybe you should follow him
>But nice mister is getting away...
>He is going back to drury lain with other fluffies that will get nummies forever!

3/5

What do?

>Follow the muffinman!
>Go back home with nummies!

First five votes win

>>683666298
You bare the mark of the devil in your name. As I have written my story, now you must complete yours.
>Follow the Muffinman
See where the rabbit hole goes.

>>683666298
back home

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>>683666298
Follow muffinman!

>>683666298
>go back home with nummies

>>683666298
We had a mission, dammit. Get back to the homestead with the loot!

home with nummies

>>683666298
Only one more for comming home!

>>683666298
go back

>>683666298
Go home. I want his mare dead

>>683657986
>Do it.
>kill him

And now we wait.
>Strokes fluffy in lap as he waits.

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Welp, this thread is dead. New Flowey thread?

I guess everyone is gone.

We have to know what happens to the muffins

I'm the only one left.

>>683668159
I stand corrected

>>683668077
Alas, but why?

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>>683668162
Bullshit.

>>683668256
This is why:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs

>>683656698
> Bronies like fluffies
> Fluffy fans like brony shit
> They're somehow the same and not two completely different things at this point.

kek.

>>683668345
> I stand corrected

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Sup

>>683668532
>didn't see it when I posted it
>hadn't updated the thread yet
>sorry.png

stop samefagging any time

>>683668662
Forgiven

>>683647076
Seconded!

>>683669249
That's actually pretty scary

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>>683666676
>>683666714
>>683666869
>>683667225
>>683667304
>...No, you already have the nummies the nice mister gave you
>You meet along the other fluffies that are trying to go back home
>"wheww home?" you ask
>"Nu kno..." says a mare with some foals
>"Jojo say dis way!"
>Of course! Your friend Jojo is a smarty
>Everything will be alright
>Jojo walks other way from where you came
>Silly Jojo, where are you going?
>You walk throught a different place, you do not know where you are anymore
>You hear some doggy monsters in the distance
>Oh! of course, the doggy monsters are on the path back home
>Tehee, Jojo is very smart!
>You follow Jojo through a place you have never seen before.
>Even the box monster place was different
>We all fluffies waited for the box monsters to stop moving
>The box monsters rushed quickly, scaring the younger
>Then less came along...they stopped!
>You want to run but Jojo gives your tails some owwies
>You stop on your place and turn around
>"No wun yet"
>You then see other box monsters coming from other place the box monsters came that were standing still a few seconds ago
>Then these stop moving too, and Jojo starts walking
>"Otay, cwoss nao!"
>And we all crossed the box monster place
>Some fluffies started to split from the group from there
>"fwuffy know whew am nao! fank yoo nice fwuffy"
>And got back to their brothers and sisters and gave them a good chunk of muffin
>You are close home when suddenly Jojo walks in front of you
>And since you were ahead of everyone, he was now ahead of everyone instead
>"Nu muv"
>Ahead, Jojo pointed at some little humans
>Those were the worse, you can't convince them to stop giving you owwies
>Jojo also knew this and told you all to move back away slowly

4/5

>>683666298
Follow The Muffin Man.

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>>683670591
>And so we did
>You were close to leacving the wall placey where the little humans where playing
>One of the younger foals starts crying!
>Jojo panics and tells the colt to shut up
>The little humans yell "Fluffies! Get em!" as they run towards you
>"WUUUUUUNN!" yells Jojo as he runs around the corner and scatering all the fluffies in every direction
>Most of the fluffies made it out, but the little fluffies caught the mare with the foal
>As you run you fall in the ground and get owwies
>Oh no!, the nummies in the wooden thing! They fell off!
>You return and see the nummies, so you push them back in place
>"WAH DUMMEH FWUFFY DOIN, WUNN!"
>As you bite the wooden thingy, you feel Jojo pushing you from behind
>He pushes you right in the wall place that takes you home, back into the park!
>Jojo was now running behind you
>Suddenly you see him trip, but it was a though something made it trip
>"Owwiees!"
>Jojo falls on the ground, the little humans figured how to give owwies even if they're not next to fluffy with some rubber things in their hands and some stones
>"Wun! dummeh!" yells Jojo
>and you do
>And you see the kids catching up with him
>And throwing him stones with the rubber thingies
>"huuu...Jojo..."
>The box monsters stopped enough for you to cross back home, in the park!
>You meet with your special friend
>Her face beams when she sees the muffin nummies
>You tell her you told the muffin mister you loved him and he gave you that
>Ginger smiles, but a bunch of other wingies and hornie friends kept looking around
>"Whew Jojo?"
>...
>"Jojo get home soon!" you say
>They seem calmer, but still look preocupied.
>When the cold dark time comes, you sleep next to ginger
>You cuddle after eating a lot of one of the muffin nummie
>"Nu numm aww da muffin nummie peshul fwen"
>"Sowwy Bwoo, Gingew haff wowst tummy owwies fow babbehs"
>"Babbehs!" you beam at her
>And sleep on a fluffpile the rest of the night.

END+

Do you wanna read the alt ending?

>>683642703
I don't get these. Why do you enjoy this?

>>683670868
Tell us, how evil is the muffin man truly?

>>683644199
But like, seriously. How fucked up is that? Like, the mother is eating the baby to make milk, but the baby is the ONLY baby. holy shit, I need to take a minuet.

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>>683670901
It's like modern art. You get it or you don't. Don't bother trying to understand.

>>683670868
We need to know the secret of the Muffinman

>>683671388
Haha, whoa there Picasso. I'm not looking at these in Art History, I only see these on 4chan. If you lack the lingual skills to briefly explain this, then step aside and let someone else. I'm curious on what the appeal of this art is

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There is only one thing that can save this thread.
One Fluffy.
Coming this May
The return
Of
Fluffer.

>>683671949
Because fluffy's are a mockery of mlp they aren't allowed there, and all the other boards are hardly appropriate for the abuse of miniature horse's. so Here they are.

>>683669272
One of my favorite pokenmen.

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>>683672038
2/?

>>683672079
Are there any others with intelligent fluffies?

>>683672141
You know, that's fair. I am in /b/ after all.

Can't believe it has already been six months since I found Riddick in the alley about to be stomped to death shortly after he was born. Six whole months. And thankfully the summer is over. You wouldn't believe how annoying it is to keep a fluffy properly groomed so they don't overheat when it regularly stays over 30 Celsius for the whole day.

Riddick, for his part, couldn't help it. Being black he absorbs heat like a motherfucker. Got so bad during some of the days that I simply had to fill up a baking sheet with water so he could cool down like I do. Great fucking choice. Wish Hasbio would come out with an indoor fluffy pool or something. Anyway, didn't come onto /fluffy/ to bore you with banalities of everyday life.

Let me tell you about the second time I took Riddick to the Vet. Yeah, the same one who thought I was bringing him in to be put down. It was the teeth of a heatwave, I was dying metaphorically. A wet dishtowel hanging around my neck was my only source of succor. Fuck, I hate the heat. Riddick wasn't in a much better spot. After grooming him a little to get some of his coat off we braved the heat to get to the Vet. Putting down a couple wet rags in the bottom of my backpack for Riddick so he'd more comfortable on the trip over.

“Nu wike big hawt.” he moaned. “Wan wawa pwace.”

“I know buddy. I know. It's hot... Damn hot, real hot, so hot I can cook stuff in my shorts; a little crotchpot cooking!” I chuckled a little. Love that movie.

“Daddeh siwwy.” Riddick says quietly from my backpack. I can feel him rolling around. The little dude is about twelve pounds. Fully grown, which is nice. But I have to prepare for the inevitable 'Wan special friend' request or demand.

None too soon we reach the Vet's office. There's bottled water, I down a bottle and a half quickly. Riddick stands on his hind legs, his hoofpads pressing into my back. They're a little more solid now, after the walks and things we've gone on.

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>>683672227
3/?

>>683671949
Mainly fluffies are the worst pieces of shit to exist, with killing offspring that they deem unworthy, rape, and general rude behavior. They try to cover it up by acting innocent and whining, bitching and complaining. Catharsis is received in watching these vermin suffer.

>>683672187
Nigga you have good taste in bugs

“Nu mor big hawties.” his voice full of relief. Putting the makeshift fluffy carrier down as I check in Riddick manages to knock it over and crawl out. With a few flaps of his wings he frees himself from the last of the backpack. “Wet Widdik go!” he demands.

“Checking in, Anon. Fluffy for a check up.” Telling the disinterested receptionist. He shoves some paperwork at me, a little rude I think. Doesn't matter that much, I'm just grateful to be out of the heat Riddick and I find a seat to wait. He lays down on the cool tile, rubbing his muzzle against it.

“Coow fwoow...” he coos. It takes a little while before for I'm called. Riddick trots ahead of me into the open door that leads back into operating room or whatever it is called. Grabbing Riddick, can't pick him up by the scruff anymore, with both hands I lift him up onto the examination table.

“Wee! Widdik fwy!” He flaps his wings some. Instead of setting him onto the table immediately I carried him around for a moment before the Vet was ready for us. His giggling was infectious, flapping his wings harder and harder. “Widdik bestest fwyin' fwuffy!” he cries. The Vet clears his throat.

“Shall we begin?” he asks. Clearly he doesn't want to deal with me playing with my fluffy. I set Riddick on the table. After a battery of tests; temperature, weight, height, reflexes, standard stuff really. At the end the Vet grabs Riddick's leg, the one that was dislocated, and forces him to completely extend it.

“Huu.” Riddick lets out, not really in pain but uncomfortable.

“Hmm.... Just like I thought, he isn't extending it. The leg is strong, for a shi-fluffy,” he corrects, “but at least twice a day keep his leg extended fully for five minutes. In a couple months his limp should go away.” He lets Riddick go, who promptly brings his leg back toward him, curling it some. The Vet motions for me to come over.

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>>683672369
4/?
Come on, anons, where are those (you)s at.

>>683672553
lurking
I like this shit

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>>683672553
5/?

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>>683672700
Checking myself, 6/?

>>683672268
That's all I got :(

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>>683672079

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>>683672869
7/?

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>>683673038
8/?

>>683647986
imagine the fluffy singing like borat

>>683647986
the fact he's so confident he can sing smoke on the water when he clearly can't

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>>683673193
9/?
(You)s increase fluffer's Erection.
Help a bro out, guys.

>>683673193
where is this going I'm curious now
and what am I doing with my life...
I hope my peers and niggas don't find out that I'm reading Fluffers now ;_;

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>>683673412
10/?

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...more?

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>>683673707
11/?
I relate to this one on a deep personal level.

>>683673412
I'm lurkin! I'm lurkin!

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>>683673490
Convert them.

Gooble gobble

>>683673771
Yes

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>>683674248

>>683672509
Anyone reading?

--

“Alright, so.” he begins, “I need to sterilize him. Healthiest way is to neuter him. The chemicals can have some terrible affects on fluffies.” I just stare at him, shaking my head.

“We're not doing that. He's done nothing wrong.”

“It isn't about wrong or right. It's the law to prevent feral populations from getting even more out of hand. You don't have to sterilize him, but there is a fee.”

“Done.” I reply instantly, not even caring. We leave, both of us intact. Turns out it is a fee, a registration, and even a DNA marker instead of getting Riddick snipped. Worth it. Read the fine print, if any ferals are found with Riddick's DNA I'm on the hook for 500$ each. Damn. At least he hasn't been asking for special friends or babies yet.

Pouring the rest of the half bottle onto the rags in the bottom of my backpack I prep for the trek back to my flat through the brutal heat. Riddick is a little stubborn before he gets back into his carrier. I just have to look at him, glaring a little, and he complies. Instantly he begins to roll around, wetting his fluff. The walk back was easier than the walk there.

Panting by the time I got in the door, I had to sit down. Riddick was eager to get out of the backpack himself, it was dark in there. After he is out he ran around in celebration. Checking the time it was nearly time for dinner.

“Riddick, do you know what day it is?” I ask, smiling. He trots over to my feet, putting a hoofpad on me. He thinks for a moment, his tail flicking back and forth. After a moment he shakes his head. I grin for a moment, squatting down. “It's Friday, and you've been a good fluffy, so that means spaghetti for dinner.”

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>>683674352

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>>683673853

my god...there are so many layers of WTF that I don't even right now

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>>683673853
12/?

>>683674433
Riddick is back! Yay!