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Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules are simple:
>Claim
>Post Pics
>Talk about shit
>ERP and RP to a minimum
>BUILT THAT PYRAMID
have fun
Claimed.
Build that pyramid!
Rory claimed
my girl is driving now
god save the queen
I am here friends
Maki Claimed
Fuck off shitposters edition.
>>683632200
Burds a good girl. She just nothing on Maki though.
Shiki claimed, back to traditional design.
>>683633076
kagami claimed!!
>megumin's a cutie
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, we build a death robot
>silently observing the madness and autism edition
Kino claimed, reading
>>683633333
WE MAKING A DEATH ROBOT BOYS!
Riddle otT: What is this? It is blue and green and not in the mood for sex.
>>683633333
fucking checked
>Tsuyu
>>683633228
pic related
>>683633270
...
>>683633333
Motherfucker.
>>683633333
A DEATHROBOT IT IS
>>683633333
QUINTS FAM CHECK EM
>Maki
>>683633233
who is this?
>>683633333
Welp.
Shit.
>fuckin' check'd
>>683633316
Kagami, how are you?
Claimed
Jude the dude is mine /b/
>>683633333
COMMANDER. SIGN ME UP TO BUILD THE ROBOT.
>>683633354
>pretty character.
Aww, Juri, that's so sweet. Of course, Juri has something special about her, too. Something really special that can't be put into words.
>grappling each other for supremacy
Grappling isn't my strong point, Juri. I wouldn't be able to put up all that much of a fight if you were able to pin me down. I'd be a helpless little girl, completely at your mercy.
Mine!
>>683633333
christ on a bike...
>>683633451
Really nigga?
>claiming yume
Just watched Rebellion
I am so done
>>683633397
I'm in the passenger seat
And the couch
>:(
>>683633076
mandatory cc claim
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MN1vXO5JeI
No Pyramid, bored.
Mine
>>683633076
best girl claimed!
>fuck pyramids edition
>>683633128
nooooo tongue-kun i love you!
>>683633333
I WILL PILOT THE ROBOT!
>>683633397
That's pretty good. I'm savin' it.
>>683633333
Impressive
>>683633538
>I am so done
That was the common reaction.
>>683633333
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8223622
Back from my nap, did I miss anything?
Real Mugi is here.
Yui took some b8 I see...
>>683633333
B O Y
>>683633333
It better be a big one.
>>683633538
Did you like it? Satisfied with the Mami scenes?
>>683633288
Legendary maid minalinsky m8
>>683633333
Shit nigga
Claw update:
Who the fuck gave kids fireworks
>>683633772
>Back from my nap, did I miss anything?
Just shitposting and pyramids.
Bertina waifu is best waifu
>>683633772
You missed torrential shitposting
>>683633832
>
Obligatory claim.
>>683633541
I was worried, you know?
>>683633543
painting happy little clouds and trees
how are you cc?
>>683633655
thanks!
it means a lot!
Get on my level.
>>683633538
>Just watched Rebellion
I am so done
It was good, wasn''t it?
>>683633974
Hand-kun.
>>683633974
Hey Hand-kun, how's life treating you?
>>683633772
Death robots aren't illegal!
Killing people is illegal!
Nobody's had a reason to make death robot-based legislation.
Yet.
>>683633853
Oh snap. This Kazuki?
>>683633333
LETS DO IT
>rattle
late sachi claim
>>683633951
I could totally tell over text shithead
/s
>>683633879
Sorry, I went a bit insane there. I've been pretty okay, I see the same is true about you.
>>683633656
Ok
>>683633830
>>683634054
Yes I somewhat like it?
Mami is still the best girl
I am just confused and all and I need to work that up a bit alot
>>683633076
Since Kagami is already claimed I guess I claim Rei
>>683633772
Hey, Feenie, where abouts in Bristol are you from?
You do realise that if these girls were real, there is no way they'd be hanging round with us.
>>683634096
I dont have pic on my phone
>Kazuki/Claw
>>683633830
Homuyu.
Hello sweet thing~ <3
This whole area smells like someone is burning off pounds of weed.
>>683634306
>girls
>>683633333
Death Robot FTW.
>>683633333
Jesus christ this is our third quints in just a few days.
>>683634096
i am be the pilot!
>>683634211
wondergirl
nevermind im not going to be on for a while some faggot i hate tried talking to me earlier
just his presence triggers me
>>683634054
Kyouko, how are ya?
>>683634075
Hey there, Shiki. I'm doing well, man. Just enjoying the fact that it's Tuesday, that's 'bout it.
Hope life has been treating you well.
>>683634306
Ouch.
Truth hurts.
>>683634310
Oh hey. Glad to hear from you. Sorry about kids with fireworks, kids are dumb.
How's camping going so far?
>>683634428
Doing good, the usual, just listening to music and watching YT vids, so nothing new.
>>683634203
That's alright. If you responded earlier, I probably missed it, since I have a filter for "fuck off" and anything with more than four consecutive >s.
You up for sharing some music?
https://soundcloud.com/ylxr/ylxr-stream
>>683634306
Mine would have a hard time leaving my basement though.
>>683634011
pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e_M06YDyY
slow reply's as im making pizza
>>683634306
>implying my rightful wife wouldn't like me
>>683634306
I'm afraid you can't assert such a thing, you don't know how we are irl or what we look like
>>683633955
>
>>683634037
Welcome back my dude
>>683633855
>Just shitposting and pyramids.
Doesn't seem that important, but it could still be used as evidence.
>>683633955
>You missed torrential shitposting
Nothing important then.
>>683633974
Hi hand-kun.
>>683634096
>
B-but if you build the death robot it could kill people....
>>683634278
The city of Bristol, would rather not go into more detail.
>>683634577
Fishing as not been successful but there is still hope
>Clawzuki
>>683634749
>implying Maki doesn't make a better meido
>>683633517
>Something really special that can't be put into words
Aha~ so you do know after all. Besides, you are quite beautiful and you manage to stay in shape despite serving fattening dairy, what's not to love about you~?
>Helpless little girl, completely at your mercy
Ooh, that sounds even better~ Now I have a bit of an idea on how to have some real fun with you.
Well then, are you ready Neo? You've REALLY got me wanting to win this bet, now~ so much that I'll even allow you the first move.
>>683634703
Huh. Good point.
>>683634703
Ibuki >:(
>Tsuyu
>>683633468
im good yui!!! how about you??? how'd your day go??
>>683634210
Its normal to be confused since the events in the end were all so fast and unexpected, but once you understand what happened its actually quite simple.
>>683634336
Ugh... sounds like my habitat.
>>683634880
You spelt tomato wrong
>>683634987
Smuggin
>>683634428
>Hope life has been treating you well.
Ehh, a few indrect curveballs but I'm starting to feel better despite the dread of exams. I'll manage like I always do.
>>683634987
Took a nap, woke up, had McDonalds.
Living the life.
>>683635016
Lets talk about that tomorrow as I will go to bed now and have a lot of time to think about it
>>683635066
damn. Shinoa straight savage today
>>683634686
I just noticed I forgot to post the link to the Bob Ross video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>pizza
enjoy it!
>>683634952
what's wrong, froggy?
>>683634790
This is 'Murica! We can build a god damn death robot if we want, as long as it's not killing anything.
>>683634821
Fishing too? Nice. Sounds like you're having a pretty good time? Apart from the fireworks at least.
Also, Clawzuki. I dig it.
welllllllll
asdfjkl;
anyone else?
>>683634203
Why didn't you tell me Greece has epic bands like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0VldJ2Ps8
>>683635221
Sweet dreams with many legs.
>>683634885
>>683633517
Turbo Cringe.
>>683633333
Soo... do you have a plan?
>>683633853
Hey Claw, how's life treating you? Out doing awesome stuff?
>>683634633
Glad you're relaxing as usual, man. Doing pretty much the same, heh. Thanks for asking.
>>683634790
Hey there, objectification. How's it going?
>>683635087
Damn, seems like exams has been getting everyone on edge these past few days. I'm sure you'll do great on them, man. Shit's stressful.
>>683633076
Are there any good RP chat rooms you guys recommend. I haven't done this in years.
>>683634749
Thanks fam, glad to be back. How's your day going?
>>683635016
It wasn't fun.
But you are.
You're fun and that's okay~
Tenryuu claimed
>>683635066
smugging the smug!!
>>683635123
sounds like it kek, what'd you have at mickey d's?
>>683635254
>
B-but the law....
>>683635314
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8223625
>>683635434
Start by eating my ass, if you do good enough we will let you in.
>>683635474
tongue-kun!!!
you are alive!
>>683635569
i'm glad we are on the same page
>>683635530
Fillet-o-fish.
Also, that tropicana juice is god tier.
>>683634676
Hello there! It has been a while, since we spoke.
Also claiming.
>>683635225
Gotta keep it smuggin you know
>>683635444
Pretty good dude. Hope finals goes easy. How are you?
>>683635434
None, I'm afraid. I suppose that you could try /trash/
>>683635254
Its alright
>>683635395
Not sure if you can call it awesome but im out camping
Alright time to get back to my campsite
See ypu faggots tomorrow
>>683635777
Nice trips~
>
>>683635569
Find me the legislation that says no giant laser scythes!
>Death robot building extrodinare:
>Shizuru
You're a filthy fucking liar you didnt build no goddamn pyramid!
>>683634885
>Now I have a bit of an idea on how to have some real fun with you.
You really have my curiousity now, Juri...
>so much that I'll even allow you the first move.
Uh... Right here? Right now...? I... I still need to close the shop. Can we take this somewhere else? Where other people can't see us? I don't want the customers getting the wrong idea or anything...
>>683634790
Ah, shame. From near the center? From Bristaaal too so I got curious, considering how unlikely it is that both of us are from there.
>>683635856
>Kazuclaw
>>683635254
But what if im not murican
>>683635777
smug trips
is Asuka here?
>>683635777
smugged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz_yI5rOjoY
>>683635877
Bridges are where it's at anyway.
>>683634671
Always. I just got a new pair of headphones, since my old ones died after about 5 years.
https://youtu.be/7doPLfP3sRE
>>683635339
You are pushing buttons that I enjoy having pushed.
https://youtu.be/q6kftVrEv-I
>>683635856
Catch you later Clawzuki
>>683636039
Liars go to hell. Let me show you the way!
haha jk idc you can have pyramids w/e i mean what are they for
where do the come from
where do they go
cant you tell me cottoneyed joe?
cottonpickinniggertatsudestroyerofhouses
>>683635530
Can't be a smugger in smuggin
>>683635863
>>683635980
Thanks
>>683635992
That's marriage lust smile
>>683636152
A cute!
>>683635395
>>683635980
Step 1: Assemble the waifus.
Step 2: Build a god damn death robot!
>>683636194
Are you having a stroke?
>>683635992
cute birb
>>683635396
To be honest, quiet bad.
>>683635864
But there is no legislation for that...
>>683635959
I am not originally from Bristol, moved there a few years ago.
>>683636211
Don't start this. Thread was in shambles the last time we did it
>>683635856
hey and bye claw
enjoy the rest of your camping
>>683636273
sounds good, when are all the waifus assembling?
>>683636009
Yeah at least you can burn a bridge namsayin
>>683636285
I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED AND OVERWORKED HAHA ITS OK THOUGH IM ALRIGHT
now i get to go put in another 10 hours+ of work today idk BYE KILL ME PLEASE
>>683636377
>...check'd
>>683636194
Confused.
I can't built no pyramid, I ain't no alien.
>>683635777
Pretty good here, just enjoying my day off ordering some pizza and drinks at the moment.
>>683636211
CHEDKED
I'm here.
>>683636360
Exactly! The death robot is totally legal!
>>683636432
ASAP. The quints have spoken!
>>683636039
That sucks. What headphones did you get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW-ICGAlZi0
>>683636569
>69
>>683635066
>smuggin
>>683636194
This is what being white in 2016 does to you.
>>683636454
Yeah, nigga. I namyasayin
>>683636360
And why's that, handsome?
>>683636638
Welcome, Gold. How's the day shining?
>>683635959
That expression you're wearing~ words cannot describe how wonderful you look.
>Where other people can't see us?
Aha~ but it's better when they CAN see us, isn't it? I suppose I wouldn't want to scare off your innocent, weaker customers. Something about bad business, or whatever..
Hmph, we'll put it on hold if it bothers you so. You had me itching for a fight, all for nothing.
>>683636463
Dammit!
>>683636638
Hey Galky
>>683633076
my waifu is dubs but they never notice me
>>683636846
sucks to be you
>>683636638
Hello Galko, hope your day is going good.
Kiriha claimed <3
>>683636638
Titties.
>>683636638
Hi Galko, hope your day went well.
>>683636686
Well it seems you have won this time shizuru anon.
>>683636728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
>>683636775
Caught a cold.
>>683636211
checkd
>>683636230
tsuyu!
>>683636273
i will pilot the waifubot!!!!
>>683636358
ayy thats my birb
>>683635992
its
>QueenAuska
birdbrain!
>>683636738
smugged
>>683636775
In a boring way.
>it's pretty sunny though
>>683637012
Yes.
>>683637061
Hi Phoenix.
>>683636815
Hey Smugs.
>>683636924
Kind of.
>>683637061
Isn't the construction of any kind of weapon of mass destruction illegal?
>>683637218
you are a wmd. you realize this right?
>>683637169
Yay.
What's up?
>>683636039
Im glad I pushed those buttons.
>>683635474
You're fun as well, but im having no fun at all right now. I really need to learn how to manage time somehow.
>>683637061
Hope you feel better soon, man.
>>683637169
Well, at least it's sunny.
>I ran into a king snake while walking along a river on Sunday
>Was a chill snake
>>683636738
>>683637095
>
>>683637169
What's up?
>>683636786
W-Well, I mean we could take it somewhere else now. There's plenty of other discrete places for us to do this, without me getting any bad publicity for, y'know, fighting with somebody in front of everybody else. I'm sure I could get some kind of fight club set up underneath the ice cream shop if needs be,
>>683637378
... I'm not..
>sweat nervously
