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TIL I look better with my clothes on.
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>>683632818
moar
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>>683633172
Apparently my rib cage is so huge file must be modified. One moment.
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>>683632818
pls
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>>683632818
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>>683632818
Another angle please
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show pussy
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>>683632818
what are you
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>>683633617
good luck gayfriend
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i'd fuck you
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>>683632818
Show the panocha
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>>683633704
Well, thought I was human, apparently robot with boxy skeleton and human skin
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>>683632818
do you have a gender?
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>>683633704
This
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>>683633707
Defiantly a grill
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plz op post more pics
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>>683632818
Your tits are so small that i taught you were a man with a tiny dick
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I'd fuck you op.
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>>683633903
I identify myself as genderfluid owlkin
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This is more disgusting than the guy who eats his gfs pinworms.
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>>683632818
>TIL

get the fuck out
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>>683634023
this + pic related
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I like small tits. I want to see more
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>>683634220
>I like small tits
I will never understand this
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>>683632818
would fuck you with pleasure, any more pics to share?
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>>683634068
hoot hoot, wanna fuck?
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>>683634345
Sadly, I have put my clothes on after a measured exposure to solar radiation. Also, need to take a shower and shave
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>>683634398
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Second picture is much better. Why so much chest acne? Were you fat?
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>>683633683
we can't really judge anything without more pictures. maybe full body and standing pics with clothes and naked. I'm genuinely interested in the difference with and without clothing
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>>683634605
Go inside that picture of yourself topless!
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I have a small tits fetish
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>>683634605
excellent, post pussy pic before and after shave
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>>683634816
I have a small penis
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>>683634605
>owlkin
>clothes
Choose
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>>683632818
Can I see your penis?
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>>683633683
What the fuck is that thing?
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>>683634605
I hope you wore sunscreen. I'd hate to see a fine piece of ass go to waste because of melanoma
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Please Chick can you post more
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>>683634920
It's not like I have feathers you insensitive prick.. if you don't understand what being an owl means then you should just shut up. Fuck you
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>>683632818
I bet she has a hundred holes drilled in her fence with all the guys from the neighborhood peeping through them
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>>683635045
Stupid, I know, but I never bother with sunscreen. Never had a sunburn in my life. I suppose the one thing I can thank my genetics for
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>>683635264
Hahahaha, actually that's the only part of my yard with a fence. I was about 50 yards away from a busy road, with clear view from some angles.
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>>683635247
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>>683635000
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>>683634673
I lost over 65 pounds, so yeah, used to be much fatter
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>>683635790
give us a standing up photo , clothed/unclothed doesn't matter
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>>683635970
yes this
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>>683635247
Sorry, didn't mean to offend. I'm a helicopterkin so I can relate.
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For reference, shitty clothed pic
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>>683632818
Op can I eat you if you suddenly transform into a chicken?

>>683636577
Ah and btw, birds don't have tits.
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>>683636692
>>683636577
Not even sure if male or female.

Or if pretending to have tits

Nonetheless, birds don't have tits
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>>683636577
nice, but I'd prefer looking at your naked body
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>>683636577
More pussy and ass pls
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>>683636577
curvy cholocate, now i want more
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fuck... i guess I need to get in the shower and shave now. It's gonna be a bit
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>>683636577
your body type is aight'. Maybe hit the gym for maximum look
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>>683637029
post shower pics
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>>683637029
Post pics of night time rodent safaris
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>>683637223
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>>683637775
holy shit, those look like decontamination showers
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>>683638174
or rich fag grade equipment
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>>683636185
Are you making fun of me? Because that's what it looks like. I don't like being bullied
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>>683636692
>>683636577
picture related
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>>683638632
Actually the helicpoterkin anon is verified and is here quite often.

You on the otherhand are still merely pretending and have no proof whatsoever that you are what you state to be.

As far as the internet is concerned you are a gay faggot munching on estrogen plants having a bit of tits trying to get attention because you made the biggest mistake of your lifetime.

Kappa
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>>683639055
I didn't mean to offend anyone who is helicopterkin FOR REAL but I think he's just trolling because I told something about me that he doesn't agree with and now he has the urge to make fun of me for whatever reason
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>>683639564
>>683639055
Well there is the problem with you stupid humans and the pretend ones.
The ones that pretend to have said tolerance and acceptance of others, yet they feel like they are on such a high horse that they instnatly thing that they are getting trolled WHILST highly offending the people in the process.
The thing that they said they did neither want to receive nor use.

See the dilemma here?
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>>683639820
Don't blame this on me! I clearly said that I did never intent to hurt anybody's feelings. I just don't think that my fellow /B/ro is the real helicopterkin Anon.
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>>683640240
I did not blame this on you as I already stated that I blame it on humans.

Thus confirming my suspicions that you said everything you said in order to look for confirmation of your own craziness.
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>>683632818
What is timestamp?
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>>683640530
>>683640240
Also you seem to be trying to justify your own aggressive intentions towards said anon by trying to make yourself look like a victim, which is clearly not the case, since said anon never said anything to arouse suspicion of being a fraud towards you.
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>>683640530
Who are you to call me crazy? Someone asked how I identify myself and I answered. Nothing crazy about that
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>>683641138
Don't have nothing against that.
It's merely the way that you jumped that anon that made me suspicious of your real intentions here.
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Hey I'm into it, OP. Post more nudes!
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What are your pronouns; Who, Whom, Whose?
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>>683641138
And since crazy is a word that's genuinely defined by ones own experiences with "crazy", you should have really asked me about how I define the word crazy for me.

I don't even use it in a negative way.

It's more like a rephrasing of the word weird.
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>>683641598
Ze, Hir?
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>>683633683
holy shit that's hot, got any more?
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>>683641373
>>683641631
STFU jesus the fuckin autism on this god forsaken board
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>>683640240
Oh, I'm the real helicopterkin. There are a few of us machinekin here. Look me up on le tumblr, iamhelicopterkin.
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>>683641631
So you don't have proper arguments and now you just keep on oppressing me? That's really sad. It's 2016, not the 1960s you know...
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>>683642340
It's how stuff stays interesting, have a heart for our favourite board, faggot.
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>>683642527
>Oppressing
>Internet

Choose one.

Don't need to bother with arguments for this one anways, have your own:

>Oppressing
>Internet
> That's really sad. It's 2016, not the 1960s you know...
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>>683642527
Hope that insight did not give you ptsd ...
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>>683642541
Interesting? It's fucking autism
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>>683643054
And how is that different from any given time period along this boards existance?

Exactly
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>>683642442
I'm so sorry I didn't mean to trigger you. See, for an owlkin like me it is very hard to understand how you even identify with machines. But I think non-animal kintypes are just as real as animal kintypes
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Show penis now
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>>683642920
Yeah really funny I just laughed my arse off.. not!!
No really, ptsd is nothing to make fun of
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>>683643498
Neither is insulting other anons about their thing because you are too insecure about your own thing, still.

Kappa
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>>683643166
>existance
>existence*

You're autistic but you have a point
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>>683643498
Your cyberbulling is going to give someone PTSD you shitlord
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>>683643206
It's ok, I get that from time to time. Not everyone can relate to the things we closely identify with but that's what makes us unique. No harm, no fowl.
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>>683643736
Being autistic is a weapon.

Dunno how that 'a' ended up in there.
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>>683643953
>fowl
>f owl
>owl

Had a sensible giggle, thanks.
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>>683643953
Wait are you fuck wits discussing the type of animal you identify with as in the same as gender identity?
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>>683643602
And your thing is being a huge asshole on the Internet?
Are you proud of yourself? I am. Since I know what my real identity is, life is a lot easier for me. Maybe you have to go through 19 years of shitty life like I did find yourself and be a better human
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>>683644016
Kek fair enough
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>>683644308
I never said that it was the same because it isn't. If you could read you would have seen I clearly stated myself as genderfluid
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>>683644404
I'm not a human and everyone has a shitty life, if they look at the shitty aspects and times of it.
Nothing new.

I'm a mischievous introverted Kitsune with a slight godcomplex and I just love to go about, analyze people and things and then make them do funny stuff, while invesitgating and analyzing further.

That's just who I am, doing my stuff.

The internet is a big wide place of it and every now and then I find the one rare person that I can toy with for some time and it's a good life.

If part of it involves being an asshole from time to time I gladly oblige.

Kappa
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>>683644308
Sort of, yeah. Anon is an owlkin, I'm a helicopterkin so we were just hashing out our differences. A misunderstanding, really.
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>>683644649
Fucking autism you are what you fucking are but I'm sure your deluded ass has heard this before so I'll not waste my time
Just know that I don't blame you your mental handicap is being enabled and supported instead of treated but it's whatever do what thou wilt
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>>683644948
Did you have to say that it was a misunderstanding?
Now I'm out of toys in this thread since everything I now say would be a lie because it cannot be interpreted as a conflict anymore.

Yelp
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>>683644948
2 retards fighting over thier autism I got you moving on
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>>683644898
So what's the results of your analysis? Did I do the "funny stuff" you wanted me to do?

And no. My life isn't shitty anymore
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I come back to this... I legitimately thought thread had died
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>>683645199
S..sorry. I was just trying to clarify the fact that we were no longer at odds. Otherkin shouldn't be divided, it's hard enough as it is.
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>>683644898
>>683644404
And nothing personal, really.

If I see anything that can be interpreted as a conflict I get stuck there, it's a drug, really.

But it's over now anyways, the main conflict I was interested in is not here anymore.

This whole gender identity and inhuman identity thing is just too sweet for me to pass.

It's dry wood in a basket of dry grass.

It's going to burn anyways.


>>683645471
Ya, but now I am bored.

The shitty stuff is still there, whether it belongs to the past now or not, it's still part of your life.

Shitty is a lousy description anyways, life can be shitty and still be good.

Shitty can be hella fun as well.

>>683645936
It is alright, fear not.
I had some fun reads, witty thoughts and sensible giggles, I am sated.
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Admittedly, this is probably the best shot of me
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>>683645918
WTF is wrong with your fucking skin? Your entire body looks like a dirty asshole
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>>683645918
Kept it warm for you~
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>>683646131
Timestamp?
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Also, my feet are stupid. NO SHOES FIT THE FUCKERS. And I have velociraptor claw toenails that stick straight up.
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>>683646246
Just out of shower, couldn't be bothered
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>>683646358
Would still lick/10
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>>683638420
Mother fucker I hate being poor my whole life. My rich buddy has a shower like this and I beg him to use it everytime I am over.
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>>683646131
gf has a simiral body, very hot, would bang, if we lived in the same country i would try to convince both of you for a 3some
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>>683646046
Nearly everybody has a slight godcomplex and thinks he is smarter than everybody else. Let me take a guess. You think you are a very special snow flake with all your edgyness and your urge to analyze people.

Well here's some news for ya: you aren't. You are not special and will never be just because you have nothing else to talk about and to spend your time with
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>>683637079
I really should start working out. Hate running and biking with a passion though...
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>>683647010
I'm not special, I'm the special-ish-iest of them all.

There's analyzing, and then there is analyzing.
The extent to which you can analyze is endless.
2.5 minutes for their personality, 10 if they try to decieve me.
10 more until it's easy to predict people.
5 more until I get bored.

My life is shitty.

And nah, snowflakes suck, they fucking melt.
I'll just stay sharp.
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>>683647675
>>683647010
And good job on guessing something that is a predetermined factor of the human mind from an evolutionary point of view.

Slow clap
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>>683647675
sperg much
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>>683646475
Would prefer assistance getting rid of 2 small plantars warts that won't GTFO, and that lil fucker on my big toe. I've tried most over the counter stuff, nothing works. Hell, I've tried burning out the plantars warts with a pyrography pen. Still there months later
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>>683648162
Jokes on you, I'm masturbating to it as well.

>>683648304
Sadly I am not a doctor.
At least not of the physical kind.
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>>683648304
Duct Tape, change every day and trim them down.
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>>683648674
Doesn't stay on. I'm on my feet all day. I've even tried the vinegar thing for a couple weeks, no dice
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Embrace the fluidness
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>>683648304
Do you have any other bodyshots? I like your body alot
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>>683632818
-1/5 would not bang
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>>683649997
That's fine. Have SO, we're going on a road trip soon. We gon fuck.
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>>683650429
EL COCKO
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>>683636577
dem guns tho
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>>683645918
Make it stop.
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>>683651008
Actually just have huge shoulders and thighs naturally. I need to work out, get some actual muscle maybe. Past my shoulders, my arms are pathetic little twigs
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This whole thread is cringe worthy...
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>>683632818
Show us you´re pussy
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