i'm taking this now

>>683606541
35
probably autistic

was rated a 3 too, nothing unexpected

30.. well sucks, but at least it's an even number.

>>683606947
DEFINITELY autistic

>>683607041
kek

>>683607041
not gonna lie

i was a bit pleased that although i got an odd number, my score was divisible by 5

bamp

I know some of you probably catalog your snake's skin...

7 and im a normie with friends and a gf

>>683605942

17

34

>>683607312
I guess I should talk to my doctor.

>>683607739
We both know that's a terrifying thought for anyone who scores that high. Doctors make way too much small talk.

20. Not terrible but it can't be good.

>>683605942
14

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anyone insist on using exactly 5 squares of toilet paper and folding it perfectly?

9

even though i'm a neet :^)

>>683608261
What is a neet?

>>683605942
9, is that bad?

>>683608368
If being a normie is bad, yes.

>>683607924
kek

Not my doctor. He usually just sticks to the reason for my visit.

>>683608416
FUCK

>>683608431
Thank god.

>How is work?
>How is school?
>Do you have friends?
>Are you still fucking the family dog?

Holy crap - 30

>>683608630
Negative 30 is definitely potato.

>>683608349
Google is your friend.

>>683608622
Which brings up an important question. At what age is one expected to stop fucking the family dog?

>>683605942
I got 34. That might explain why I'm a fucking spastic.

>>683608877
Checked. And I don't know. Maybe it's based off of the age of the dog?

>>683608983
How so?

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6. That was unexpected after the amount of time that I've spent here.

>>683608189
I do 4, if I draw off more or less than 4 sheets I throw it away without using it. I scored 34 on the test so I guess that might make sense, retarded habit for a retarded person.

>>683609147
4 is not nearly enough sometimes

>>683605942
16
How dare it call me a normie. I totally have a few burgers in my ass

Interpreting Your AQ Score
Basically the range for possible answers is 0 to 50. The information below shows you the different ranges as recorded from others sitting this same AQ quiz over the years.

0-11 low result – indicating no tendency at all towards autistic traits.
11-21 is the average result that people get (many women average around 15 and men around 17)
22-25 shows autistic tendencies slightly above the population average
26-31 gives a borderline indication of an autism spectrum disorder. It is also possible to have aspergers or mild autism within this range.
32-50 indicates a strong likelihood of Asperger syndrome or autism.
In fact, scores of 32 or above are one of strong indicators of having as ASD.

It is important to keep in mind that this quiz and the result you got are a useful tool, but are by no means a form of diagnosis or asperger’s syndrome or an autism spectrum disorder. If your resulting AQ score was above 31 then you may want to follow up with a medical practitioner to do further tests in order to determine 100% if you do have an ASD or aspergers.

If you suspect that you or someone you care about is affected by asperger then it is important that you continue to learn more about this condition. You can begin on this website with some of the useful articles that are here and more that will be added in the future.

>>683608826
No. Google is the enemy.

>>683609262
Tell us about your burgers, anon.

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FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gXomy5Dxw

18

>>683609399
What'd you score?

>>683609535
Just have a guess.

>>683609032
Well, according to that test a score of 34 indicates a strong likelihood of being an autist and I have some odd behaviours. Socially inept, emotionally inept, difficulty understanding and accepting other's emotions. Strongly habitual behaviour that when disturbed causes a severe depression. Just a load of general weird as fuck behaviours.

>>683609215
4 is just the right amount for me, been doing it for years now and it's always served me well.

>>683609399
>>683609596
I bet you scored a solid REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScVMjkhWPc

>>683605942
28, well shit

22

fuarkkk

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>>683609648
Bullseye! kek
Also 28. I am starting to get worried.

>>683609596
39. I nice ugly number for sure.

I have asparagus

42

>>683609075
Jesus Fuking tits nigger I just watched this entire gif like I didn't know how it would end only 19 for me btw

>>683609880
>nice ugly number
Wew, anon. Test yourself out too.

>>683610048
I did I jus can't figure out why I smell like sunblock

36...
How accurate is this test?
I don´t know, I find myself pretty ordinary, just that I have poor social skills. This can´t mean I may have slight autism, right?

41, so that's good.
I was worried I wouldn't get a prime number.

>>683610201
Yes your autist Jerry now if you could finish hanging the curtains pls

13
Eazy life boiz

>>683610201
Well it could be an indicator.

From the Interpreting AQ Score section: "It is important to keep in mind that this quiz and the result you got are a useful tool, but are by no means a form of diagnosis or asperger’s syndrome or an autism spectrum disorder. If your resulting AQ score was above 31 then you may want to follow up with a medical practitioner to do further tests in order to determine 100% if you do have an ASD or aspergers."

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7 which is surprising as I was diagnosed as being on the autistic spectrum when I was 13.

40

gotta go re-organize my porn folder

27 yay

33
>>683610362
gtfo
>>683610274
kek'd

16,

Am I an aspie, /b/?

So whats the scale.. I got 22

>>683610377
Has anyone improved their lives after finding out they were autistic?

>>683610595

40 is the only number whose letters are in alphabetical order

>>683607692
Hey me too!

24

>>683605942
8

wtf does that mean? i tried to see what it meant but the page did a 500

>>683605942
I got a 32 OP

>>683610903

no

>>683610811
dubs indicate autism

>>683611070
Great, then I'll save some time and never find out for sure.

10
But I really hate meeting ppl I don't know at parties. I usually don't go to parties if there are not at least 2 or 3 ppl I know and can talk o because I don't want to meet new ppl. Can be really annoying to pretend you give a fuck what they are talking about. Not that I am not able to, I just really hate it.

>>683610903
Sure. Once you know what it wrong, you can seek out medical professionals that are trained to help you. Behavioral therapists, for example.

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26. holy shit. I didn't think it was that bad. Am I beyond saving?

>>683611444

usually the intervention needs to take place in early childhood to help

nice trips btw

>>683611444
I see your trips and your point makes sense.
This all sounds tedious as fuck though...
Perhaps one day I'll get tired of being so miserable and check if that may be the problem.

13. Boring as fuck, then. Great.

>>683610838
>>683609262

>>683611514

yep

>>683610904
Now I know. Thanks anon

ERROR 500 - INTERNAL SERVER ERROR

does this mean I win?

>>683611037
You're a normie.

>>683611867
>not being autistic = boring
I think you completely miss the point of the test and are a huge attention whore.

>>683612136
You scored 500 on the autism scale. nice work anon

24 :SSSSSSS

>>683611779
Well, I hope you are not truly miserable, anon. If you are, I hope you consider making efforts to change it.

>>683612141

surprising isn't it? after being here for about 2 years i thought this site would have an affect on me.

>>683611867
What you lack in autism you more than make up for in retardation, good on you.

15, probably slightly autistic kek

>>683611444
>>683612444

Two trips in the same thread and both are trip 4. This has never happened to me before, and my autistic brain is loving it.

>>683612453

now you like traps

1

How am i on this website then

>>683612644
Lady penis is your calling card.

>>683612453
There are times in social situations where I almost say things I see on this board and luckily I'm normal enough to catch myself. However, I do call my dog "doggo" and nobody catches on that I'm quoting autists.

>>683612644
>>683612748
kek

>>683605942
all of the answers are the same with no opposite questions

36

I haven't been diagnosed.
But I know that people often are confused by my behaviour.

>>683612758
I also refer to my dog as doggo. I think my wife believes it's just a cutesy nickname.

>>683612444
I tried making more efforts lately.
Sometimes I have good times. Sometimes I have bad times. It's just tiring for me to get involved with other people so as a result I am most the time alone which becomes harder with time.
I just don´t have the motivation yet to go see a therapist again.

>>683612972
I'm surprised you pick up on their discomfort given the extremely high score.

41 but i've already been fully diagnosed with asbergers so it was not a surprise

>>683613042
>tiring for me to get involved with other people

Do you mean that extended periods of social interaction are draining for you? I experience this also.

>>683612994
Same. I think that may be the only term on here that won't get you some weird looks from people.

34
Fuck it, the score means nothing. It's just a number that’s not gonna make me hang myself tonight.

>>683613204
But if someone steals a paper clip from your collection you just might...

>>683605942
I scored 14. Quite noticably below average, but certainly not outside the spectrum. Seems accurate, although I've got a feeling that my dislike for playing pretend somehow negatively influenced the results. Then again I'm typing way more than is necessary and even analyze that fact, which is kind of spergy.

>>683605942
I got a 15.

>>683613132
End your pathetic life autist you are a detriment to society

>>683613367
Spergy kids have a hard time playing "pretend" with other children.

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I was 32 and I have been diagnosed with aspergers from age 8 so yeah.

>>683613423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNc3_q50I20

>>683613180
Yes. I often feel the need to go back home, when I don´t get to spend enough time at home and I go out I only feel eager to get back home.
Generally going out with friends three or more times in a week starts getting on my nerve. Especially if I don't get back home early in the evening.

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>>683613448
Yeah I used to fucking hate it and moan at the other kids when they wanted to.

>>683613561
Are you very particular about your bed time & routine?

>>683613180
Not the guy you asked but I also become tired from social interaction. About an hour of social interaction will get me both mentally and physically exhausted.

>>683611037
Some anon above you posted the analyze sheet.
Here >>683609262

16, kinda disappointed

>>683613834
You wanted higher?

>>683613448
I'm having (and always had) a hard time to do that because I always looked at it as pointless and boring and I'm generally not too involved when bored. Still, interesting that spergs can't into pretend.

We need to kill all autistic people they are detriments to society

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>>683613878
yeah

>>683613132
Grats your the most autistic person here kill yourself

>>683613878
He surpasses the maximum score of 50 twice already and looped back around to 16.

>>683613917
Don't worry friend. I'm sure your Emperor Trump will take steps to make this happen. He knows what's best for us all.

>>683613305

I own fuck all, I'm apparently have the bullshit-sounding "obsessive spartan disorder" where I have a dislike/fear of holding onto items/things.

I used to hoard until the day I literally drove to the chairty shop/dump with about £500 worth of stuff.

Fuck eBay, I wanted the stuff gone at that moment.

>>683613044
Sometimes they giggle or just stare at me without saying anything. They don't do that to others.

I don't think I'm totally unable to read emotions, but I'm unable to have them myself or tolerating the ones of others.
When my mum told us she had cancer and everybody started crying, I just couldn't, I felt empty...

>>683613993
kek

>>683612972
That probably means something anon. Get that checked out.

>>683605942
It give me 503, but it didn't test me :(

>>683612758
I just like the term doggo. It's basically kiddo but for dogs.

>>683613660
No, that´s why I feel "normal".
My bed time is completely random (of course I tried to have a reasonable amount of sleep when I go to work). And I do have routines but kinda like anyone I think. It´s not the end of the world if something gets me out of my routine.
I don´t have the impression of being a complete weirdo. Just that I have poor social skills.

>>683614148
I'm sorry to hear that about your mom, anon. My spergy coworker said he just treats social interaction as a "game" that he plays.

>>683614553
Holy christ

>>683614553
Damn anon. I purposefully tried to get the highest score possible and got a 41... Get that checked out.

21, i expected higher

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>>683614661
Thanks. Technically I fit better with Schizoid Personality Disorder. But I don't give credit to the DSM; it's just a political self-policing entity enforcing homo behavior. As if every drone, scout, worker, and queen ant, should act the same.

>>683609262
I think the problem is people are so autistic they focus too much on answering correctly. I took a different one and got a 31/50. I'm normal enough that I can fit in with people and not seem retarded, but the whole test I was lamenting the lack of adequate choices to answer. Not everything fits into slightly agree/slightly disagree/etc. , and I hate being inaccurate even on a stupid test.

So in some ways I think I don't even know how to answer those questions properly because they were designed and written by a normie.

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>>683605942
Wtf 42?
Im not autistic

>>683605942
28
Which doesn't surprise me since I'm legit autistic, like have doc diagnosis.

>>683614934
I agree. I would much rather have a test with a 1 to 10 scale for answering.

>>683611389
social anxiety, narcissism, emotional development issues, and many other psychological explanations for this. autism is not just about how you interact with people.

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>>683614778
Thanks. I hate emotional people and I don't want to work on my relationships with them; it's not worth my time. I've friendships with unemotional people that I cherish.
I'm much more interested in increasing my understanding of cosmos, and it bears sweeter fruit.

I got 18. Average i guess.

9

>>683614778
You can easily get to 50 purposefully.
For the site:
>How to score your answers:
>
>“Definitely agree” or “Slightly agree” responses to questions 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, 13, 16, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 26, 33, 35, 39, 41, 42, 43, 45, 46 score 1 point.
>
>“Definitely disagree” or “Slightly disagree” responses to questions 3, 8, 10, 11, 14, 15, 17, 24, 25, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 34, 36, 37, 38, 40, 44, 47, 48, 49, 50 score 1 point.

>>683614553

hey, we're 40 brothers

we should get together and go bowling

>>683615368
and if you want to score a 50 on purpose, you have autism so the test works.

>>683615258
Hey man, smarter people get farther in life anyway. I mean, as long as you aren't going into human relations or anything. Whatever floats your boat.

>>683605942
30 here....Now I am an Autistic aspie....great

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14 and this fucking page popped up

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>>683615382
Lol nice.
What are your areas of expertise?

>>683615648
see you later aligator

>>683615382

Online virtual bowling with no voice chat that is. Don't want to lower that score now

>>683615967

we could use separate lanes

28. I prefer my autism mild, not spicy.

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>>683615530
Nice comment, nice perspective, thanks. To each their own, exactly. I order everything online because I'm so abrasive that I can tell I upset people when I buy things at the store. I just go for self-checkout and don't look anybody in the eye. If anyone tries to interact with me or say anything nice I automatically shut it down with implicit rudeness. I can't change my base neural circuitry much, but I do practice basic harm reduction routines for others. Which can seem against aspergers, but I don't have it, I have something else that fits some of those criteria, and whatever that other thing is, allows me to see my genomic/behavioral template in this ape suit and what it means in societal context.

22 wtf
I can't be autistic though since I do know how people feel so whatever

36, I was told I was probably autistic by therapists at a young age though. I got pretty social though, but as I got older I pushed all my friends and family away and secluded myself, and my social skills have always been lacking in some areas. I'm also depressed if i'm not hyper-focused on one subject, that's the main thing I guess. I know a ton of stuff about playing trumpet, LED lights, growing weed (funny because I can't actually smoke it, panic attacks), and cars. Just some of the subjects I obsessed in. Other than that i'm stupid as hell

>>683616531
Pretty defensive there, Anon.

>>683616531
Well, not having one common symptom doesn't rule it out. In any case, your score would only indicate tendencies or traits rather than a likelihood of autism or aspergers.

>>683616685
IM NOT AUTISTIC REEEEEEEEEE

This is the key to the test

“Definitely agree” or “Slightly agree” responses to questions 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, 13, 16, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 26, 33, 35, 39, 41, 42, 43, 45, 46 score 1 point.

“Definitely disagree” or “Slightly disagree” responses to questions 3, 8, 10, 11, 14, 15, 17, 24, 25, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 34, 36, 37, 38, 40, 44, 47, 48, 49, 50 score 1 point.

>>683616633
> playing trumpet
> LEDs

Fucking kek!

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>>683615648
Finally loaded.

So I'm not assburgers, which is mild autism anyways, and I'm below average score.

Fucking right.

>>683616845
I know. It's fucking dumb. But those are just the things I got focused on, I don't know why. I wish I could get focused on something that will actually benefit me in life for once

>>683616937
How did you get focused on them? Was it just curiosity?

>>683616937
It's good man, it's just quite a leap from LEDs to trumpets. My hobbies range from documenting the amount of steps I take each day and on what material type there were right up to shit like developing emulators, so mine are just as disconnected and peculiar as yours. Whatever keeps you happy is good man!

5

What's up fellow normies?

33 well i figured as much

>>683605942

15 bazing , hows it feel to be autistic retards /b/?

Well, 25 isn't that much.

>>683617881

Pretty much what I expected. No surprise.

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21 just under enough so I'm not retarded, which is how I've felt my whole life really

>>683607692
me three

>>683610994
me three

>>683605942
18

>>683618900
Respectable dubs you got there, I sure wish mine were that good.

>>683605942
30, borderline autist

>>683605942
10
Doesnt seem too bad.

22, autistic tendencies. Not so surprising.

we fucking crashed that site kek

29. And quite pleased to score a prime number.

>>683608189
I use three folded width ways so it's 1.5 squares long, every time. If I pull off four squares by accident I remove one to set aside for dabbing my dick after I take a piss.

>>683613132
kys autistic fuck

>>683620061
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

I NEVER SEEN SOMEONE BE SO MEAN ON THE INTERNET

>>683620012
I dabble in the dick dabbing too. I thought I was alone in my dick dabbing dabbling.

>>683609215
>four is not nearly enough

How gaping is your asshole?? two squares is plenty.

Do you have any scale? Cause the domain of the scale website is down.

>>683615508
Kek

>>683620672
see >>683609262

>>683620341
Probably more likely than you think, learned how females dabbed after peeing and it got me thinking about urine flying everywhere during the shake and figured I'd dab at home and shake in public bathrooms. Less shit (piss) I have to clean up later.

>>683609880
39 is a fucking buetifull number ... it divides through 3 and the last is the square of the first ... just so much win in this number i dont really understand why you could not like it

>>683614445
Not the other guy, but I think that's just being introverted. Usually I'll feel quite grateful for a chance to be alone after social events, especially things like parties that will last all evening. Sorta gives me a chance to unwind and recharge. My social skills aren't the greatest but if others make a little bit of an effort I'll do just fine

>>683620811

whoops

i meant for >>683620561
to see >>683609262

28 - got me some autism going on.

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>>683605942
22
IS IT GOOD?

21
I don't know if I'm a normie or an autist

>>683605942
Ah shit 37

>>683621844
You're neither, you are the dubsman.

27
actually got tested for asperger's when i was 4, ended up getting an iq test and scoring 157

32 welp it could be worse

27

32, nice!

I'm not clicking that link.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>683622090

>ended up getting an iq test and scoring 157

and now you're here, forever

>>683613132
So from the looks of it you are the most autistic person here

>>683605942
19
is that bad?

I vote for separating out the normies by using the score of this test as part of the captcha.

37, already knew I was austimo

Holy shit I scored 40. : o

Never been diagnosed with anything, just never fitted in with anyone apart from a small group of fellow weirdos, just wanna be left alone.
That's normal, right?

>>683623461
It's perfectly normal for an autist, so you're just fine.

>>683623461
totally normal for us autismos

>>683609262
7
well my memes sure are autistic

>>683613559
Whats so edgy about the truth end your life pathetic cuck

>>683624283
WTF MAN

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

THATS SO MESSED UP

34
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
At least it seems I`m not alone here

>>683620012
Have you been spying on me?

>>683605942
Results didn't work, but I do know my mum only let me go shooting because she thought I was an autist

So whats the average rate in this thread?

35 o heck

>>683605942
40. I alreay knew I have aspergers, but i took it anyway

>>683605942
50. I'm awesome

>>683627492
I'm thinking it just screwed up my result. Because I am an asshole but no fucking Sheldon cooper

14

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>>683605942
i think it's ok

test is crap
> slightly assburgers

>>683605942
I scored average

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I scored 0

13

i have been diagnosed with asperger some years ago, yet i score 15

your test succ kys

so the average score is about 23.25
guess this thread is slightly autistic

>>683630296
23.05 now

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>>683605942

29 and proud.

>>683607643
8 and I'm a normie with friends but my gf dumped me a month ago. did I get a higher score because I lost my gf?

14
but still Virgin with few friends

32 :'(

how reliable are these tests?

So 41 is the highest score anyone has gotten so far.

>>683605942
I got 15, am I autistic?

>>683631888
If you fail one hit up your doctor.

I got 18. What does that mean?

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>>683605942
>http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
if you actually use this test as a guide to whether or not you have Asperger Syndrome, and validate your beta cucklord failure to differentiate between fantasy and reality; You probably have Aspergers..

Fuck, I got 30. What do.

>>683605942
autistic enough to be on this board and respond to you

>>683605942
39

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I scored a 5. Even that high is a little surprising to me.

I'm an empathy machine.

>>683633028
call dr.

19
>not as bad as expected

26 I'm a huge faggot

>>683626916
Lol, fuckin sperglord

50 lel i have autismo