water in petrol tank

>>683587458
rather sugar. or worse; MILK

>>683587458
this, pour shit into their gas tank, look up liquids that will fuck shit up

I think if you add salt into the gas tank its rip car.

Don't fuck with another man's car.

>>683587715

It's my cheating whore ex's, so no worries.

>>683587458
How much water?

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>>683587398
here's a good one for u OP, get fish sauce & pour it into the scuttle panel which is just underneath where the windscreen wipers are mounted.

>>683587507
I had a mechanic tell me that Hersey's Kisses will melt the fuel screen and get into the tank quicker and fuck a car up.

Bought a locking gas cap after that.

>>683587507
How much sugar?

Slash three tires. If four are slashed, insurance will cover it. Not three though.

>>683587398
Good ol kiwi in the exhaust.

>>683588595
Do you stuff that in beak 1st ?

>>683587398
Dont be a pussy. just be a man and get over it. if you really want to get revenge become successful. start lifting and get in shape as well.

>>683588267
How many do you think would work?

Dump milk into vents below windshield. Won't fuck the car up, but it will smell terrible in a week.

>>683587398
Be a man and go and fuck other bitches

>>683589361
Working on it.

Zip-tie on the driveshaft/axles... the ticking noise will provoke concern.

>>683589243
Well he told me "some" but that's pretty jive to do.
This anon's got the right idea: >>683589361

Bologna and eggs on paint job over night, better in the hot sun.

Wear gloves.

remove spark plugs car no start without plugs

>>683589467
Also, post her nudes

>>683589632
This. The paint is fucked after this shit happens. Almost as bad as a bucket of acetone.

>>683587398
just petrol bomb it

>>683588859
Underrated post.

>>683589757
Winner!

Fox piss in the vents

Also snap old keys off in the locks

Paint stripper on bonnet , just a small spot in direct vision so he has to look at it everyday

Water in fuel tank , 2-4liters is good

>>683589653
This

>>683587458
*salt water

Superglue in the tyre's air valves.

Owner won't notice for weeks.

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>>683587806
piss on her windshield the smell of piss will stay for ever in her car and every time she starts the AC the whole car will smell like rotten piss

you can also pour some other disgusting smelling shit over her windshield just make sure it flows in the rainsink of the windshield

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>put stuff in fuel tank
>take out spark plugs
>do stuff to the engine

You are all either 12 or live in the third world, cars have had locking gas caps and hoods that unlock from inside the car as standard since the 90s.

>683589632

This OP

Put brake fluid in a super soaker and go nuts. It will destroy any paint it touches.

Also put sugar in the gas tank to actually immobilize and permanently damage the car. Water works too.

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Get one of those pumps for spraying weeds, fill with gasoline, spray everywhere underneath hood.
Gasoline dissolves rubber, and as a bonus it might ignite when she turns it on.

cut car brake lines maybe kill her but oh well

>>683590055
I have no idea if this will work btw, just thought it would be original.

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>>683589999
checked mate

Sticky tape a small can of deodorant into their exhaust. The increased back pressure should lean it out, make it run hot, heat up the fumes, and blow up the can. Fragments throughout chassis and destroyed muffler. People say a cigarette lighter but high performance vehicles pop flames bigger than a lighter exploding on a regular basis and any decent muffler should handle that okay.

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>>683589999
new ventiles are like 50$

>>683590009
this is what i said here >>683588078

>>683587715
This. You pussy. I stabbed the shit out of my friend for cutting my brakes.

>>683590031
Luckily she drives an old ass rickety truck so any of this is doable.

>>683587398
Pour milk down the outside of their windshield. It'll feed into the heater core and smell like shit for the remainder of the vehicle's life.

>>683587398
Put a wine cork in his exhaust tube

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>>683588078
>>683590009
do this OP
it's nasty and she can't prove it

>>683589903
Are you retarded or yes?

>fox piss in vents
Where the fuck do you get fox piss?
Should he wait around forests and then grab foxes by their dicks when they're about to pee just to fuck someone's car up?
Why the fuck even fox piss? Sure, it might have a specific odour of stench, but there are worse things than piss (fish sauce, rotten milk, rotten orange juice etc)

>break off old keys
Now what are the fucking odds he has thr keys?
Also, even if he did, it's not hard to take them out once broken. My apartment's lock had the same problem, you just need a long, thin needle and tweezers
>paint stripper
Whatever
>water in fuel tank
No, salt in fuel tank. Water can make car go boomboom whereas salt just fucks it up eternally with nerve gas for automobiles

Poop on windshield
>Turns on wipers to clean it off
>Poop smeared all over windshield
Dubs get

>>683589903
I'm planning on taking a gas can with me to put it in so it doesn't look suspicious, should I mix it with a little gas first?

>>683590799
Checked

>>683587398
>How to seriously fuck someone's car up with little evidence?

The gas cap will probably locked or opened from the inside of the car, so forget that.

Get a good pair of side-cutters, crawl under the car and cut everything you can. There will be wiring harnesses, brake lines, transmission lines, all should be easily cut with side-cutters, also tire valve stems.

>>683589702
Acetone does nothing to remotely modern automotive epoxy paint.

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>>683590813
How do you plan on getting it in? Don't just about all modern cars have a door over the cap that can only be released from inside the vehicle?

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Spray some of this stuff on the paint.

Put Glitter in the Air conditioning

>>683591235
You can pry it open with a screwdriver. The pin that keeps the fuel door shut is just plastic and pretty flimsy.

Valve Lapping compound in Gas tank.

>>683591454
>FABULOUS

>>683587806
oh, in that case, no I won't help you, you petty little boy. "Oh, my woman had sex with someone else (because she wasn't satisfied by me) so I am going to do teenage pranks on her"

fuck off and grow up,

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Throw popcorn on the hood and roof and walk away. Watch as seagull/bird beaks peck the fuck out of it. The shit is just a bonus.

But srsly don't do it to a classic car.

>>683591235
The truck is older so all it has is a latch that opens the gas tank from the outside then you unscrew the cap. It's an older car so no locking caps or anything needing to be infiltrated.

>>683589802
true word

>>683591618
Nah, if you understood the story, you would be doing the same thing.

ignite thermite on the cars hood.

>>683591843
No story posted.

>>683592132
It's a long ass one, but I'll tell it if you want.

>>683587398
Step 1: lube your little evidence
Step 2: stick your little evidence in the cars exhaust
Step 3: do repeatedely until ejaculation

goodluck op

>>683592225
please do.

>>683588859
Kekd

>>683592529
I was in a good relationship in college that went on a couple years so I made the decision to try and find a job in the town I went to school at to stay close by and I DID succeed in finding a job, took the first one I got an offer from, arranged to move in with two drinking buddies who I met through my ex. Unfortunately I made some mistakes, lost the girl, was really messed up by it. I ended up eventually getting over her and decided to hit the dating scene again and met this girl from where I grew up who went to another college. We kind of hit it off, started dating, dated for a bit.

Drain oil from engine, and unplug oil pressure switch. They will drive it til it stops as the oil light won't come on. No woman will look for it with the ignition on.

Bleach would fuck the engine up.

>>683592856
This girl had all sorts of issues, an invariable amount, and I tried my best to help her but couldn't really. She made the decision to stop going to school and withdraw this past semester. So we were about to split up because of the school thing because I grew up with the notion that it doesn't matter what you're doing in life as long as you're doing something. So we had met previously last summer because she was working in the town next to mine, and like you know, I live in my college town. We were doing work for her company and ended up meeting. So once she decided to withdraw from school she decides to move to my area to work all summer because someone offered her a job, make good money, then re enroll at her college.

>>683592856
>We kind of hit it off, started dating, dated for a bit.
Is this the owner of the car you want to fuck up? Or the 1st one?

I feel like I'm missing some of this story.
Are you not dating the 2nd one?
If so, why?

kek - 2 wrecked cars for my captcha

Drop huge amount of chutney on his/her car.

>>683593245
So being generous I say hey you're more than welcome to come live at my spot you won't have to pay rent and we'll have it to ourselves once my roommates move out. She thinks it over and agrees and I say that's awesome and the only stipulation is that you can't treat the house like a hotel, meaning coming and going as you please without letting me know what's going on. So literally about two weeks ago she moves into my house, everything is cool. I will get to my job situation in a minute but basically I was so fed up with my job that I asked her to see if I could get a job too. She arranges an interview and afterwards I go to her work because she was working and I hadn't had dinner and I was already in the town she works in. So anyway I'm at her job having a few drinks and I notice her give one of her coworkers the once over and believe me I'm way too old to be the jealous type but I knew the kind of look she gave him. I ended up teasing her about it and she blew up on me. Like went way too OD.

>>683593320
Disregard this post.

>>683593422
So anyway at this time I'm working 8-5 still so when I get home I like to have a couple beers and play video games and we've been together for a minute so she knows what I do on a daily basis. So she goes I'm gonna start hanging out with my coworkers and I go that's fine. Just let me know what's going on because you don't have a key to the house. (Thank Based God) So she tells me she's going out with her coworker (same dude) and they're going to this event at my university then she's giving him a ride back to the town he lives in and they work at. So I said no problem just let me know the times so I know when to expect you.

>>683593542
So she goes okay the event is over at nine PM so we'll walk back to the house (I live close by) then I'll take him back so I go okay so you'll be home by eleven at the latest? (Factoring in time frames) Cool. Just let me know what's going on if anything changes. So that night I start getting sleepy like quarter of ten so I text her and am like what's going on and she tells me she's getting ice cream with this guy and I'm like uh okay but why didn't you tell me and she comes in with the bullshit like oh I didn't think I needed to.

>>683593422
>>683593542
The whole story line is pretty weird, sentences you make. Are you sure you are not mental?

>>683593670
So I go well I'm going to bed I left the door unlocked but IF my roommates should come home later than me they will probably lock it so you need to call me to unlock it for you when you get home. So I go to sleep wake up at 2:30 and she's not home. Immediately I'm like the fuck? So I look at my phone and I have a text that says the door was locked when I came home so I'm not coming home tonight. I'm all like what the fuck dude it's 2:30 in the morning I'm not gonna be that dude but you're in another town at 2:30 AM at a male coworkers house by yourself I can reasonably make the conclusions here.

>>683593743
>Are you sure you are not mental?
I might be.

I'm following it.

>>683587398
Naah none of these i got a good one, get some wd-40 and put it in the breakpads

>>683593805
And I'm like and it's fishy that you say I'm not coming home because the door is locked when you knew you had to take the boy home so what's up. So she starts going I'm gonna go we'll talk later and I was like nah I'm not playing games with little girls you need to come home now I can come pick you up or we need to have another conversation and she goes well I'm too tired to drive and I'll come home in the morning and I was like nah if you're not coming home I'll make arrangements with work to come get your car later and she's like nah I don't want you here so I said alright then I have no choice but to pack your stuff up and you're gonna have to find your own situation so I broke up and had her come get her shit and believe me I am condensing what happened but basically I was right she had been fucking her coworker the whole time.

>>683587398
nobody in this thread has a fucking clue.

1. get yourself some fondue burning paste.
2. attach a few tablespoons onto the front tire.
3. light that shit.

be quick use a reliable lighter, no matches.

>>683593805
>I have a text that says the door was locked when I came home so I'm not coming home tonight.
What time was that text?

You could have told that story with 1 sentence.

>>683593957
2:30 AM. I woke up to it. Meaning she had been out the whole time.

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>>683589903
>Fox piss in the vents

i think someone did that to my car, every time i turn the ac its smells like piss

>>683594126
fox piss smells like death m8, not piss

>>683589080
why not both?

>>683587398

Poor 968

>>683594201
well someone pissed in there

Syrup in the gas tank. It'll make the valves in the motor stick. And even after they get it worked on and fixed the motor will go again because you never get all of that out.

>>683593936
So at any rate I pack her stuff up and call out of work and it's now 5AM. I'm not completely heartless and I know her stuff would get stolen so I text her and say I'll wait outside for you to come get your stuff so it doesn't get stolen and she tells me she is on her way. I already called out of work but it is about 45 minutes from my house. So I wait. And wait for 60 minutes. Then 90. Then two hours. At 7 she still hasn't shown. I text her asking hey are you gonna pick your stuff up and she was like well I was too tired so I'll just come get it later. Then I said alright fuck it you're an adult come get it when you have an early convenience, it's outside. And wouldn't you believe 45 minutes later it was gone and I got a text saying I got my stuff.

>>683587806
Don't be a little faggot. Just be the bigger man and walk away. Hit the gym and fuck many many women.

>>683594084
Well you really don't have any damages except your feelings being hurt.
But if you cause physical damages to her car you risk getting caught and having to deal with the whole Court system outcome fines/repairs/record/tough getting a job/etc...

Think before you answer -
Is it really worth it?

>the best revenge is living a happy life

>>683591618
>femanon detected
You fucking retard, cheating against someone is serious enough to the point killing themselves. A car is matter, not life. Stop justifying cheating because you're a cunt.

>>683594283
You pissed in there didn't you, anon?

>>683593936
so you knew she was fucking another guy, took her in, and let her fuck him, nice!

>>683594370
So at any rate it's a blessing in disguise because as much as it sucks I could be dealing with so much worse shit and I'm getting a new job and moving into a new place soon but she needs to understand that actions have consequences. If I fuck her car up, she won't have any way to get to work, so she'll have to quit, then she'll have to move home because she has no money, then she can't re enroll in school. I'm house sitting for someone an hour away in a couple weeks so my plan is to fuck her car up in that time frame because I'll be out of town, and after I'm done house sitting I will be moving to a new place that she doesn't know about. She has no way to contact me now so even if she tried to come back on me, she'll have no idea how to get to me because my old house will be empty and I will be gone.

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>>683594595
n-no

>>683587806
Don't spend time on that shit. For get about it, move on, improve. If you let that shit rule your life, than the joke is on you.

Write on his muffler thick and heavy with a pencil, as the muffler heats, it will eat away at the metal and destroy it.

>>683594370
She's a bitch. If you're 100% sure you can get away with fucking her car up, go for it, it's just a shitty car probably. On the other hand, if you do get caught, you will have all kinds of shit all over you. Mainly because you're male and she's female. She can fuck your life up, especially if she's this crazy.

If they cared about their car, I'd probably just slip under and clog up the oil filter so it starves the engine. They're usually loose enough to remove by hand provided it was done right. They wouldn't know it was happening unless they had an oil pressure guage, which most cars don't. Alternatively, you could probably put their transmission into limp mode which would only allow them to drive in second gear. Compromise the shaft boots, open the bleeder valves on the brakes.... really depends on the car and what you'd have quick access to.

>>683595086
Now do you understand why it's justified to fuck her car up? That's why I want something that leaves little evidence but will basically destroy her car entirely. It's old and she doesn't know much about cars and has issues with it all the time so this is why I have an opportune moment.

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>>683589080
Bitches really don't like being ignored, they fucken hate being forgotten. Also yeah if you upgrade after them by moving onto a nicer hotter girl and you look like you're doing better by being fitter or earning more, your ex will flip the fuck out, but you must maintain civility and act like everything is cool when you want to snarkily rub it in her face.

>>683595347
Granted, I will have no way of knowing if I actually caused any issue, but it's the thought that counts, right?

>>683595404
This is also my plan. Working on it currently.

>>683594703
Well you're a vindictive little fuck, I'll give you that.
But if you follow through on this and don't change your ways you'll end up meeting someone who's more than you.

There's always a bigger dog. Might take a bit longer to meet him, but you will.

>>683595466
It would've been better to dump some alcohol down the tank. This could cause predetonation if the engine can't retard the timing enough, and ultimately destroy the block. Little more expensive than having your tank drained.

>>683590709
>fox piss
http://www.thepeemart.com/peestore/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=5_27
i don't know why people sell this i dont even wanna know

>>683595548
What do you mean by this?

>>683595799
Call it Karma for a better understanding.

>>683595799
You will get fucked up yourself

>>683587398
smashed up rusty razorblades glued to the inside of the outside door handle. paint thinner all over each panel. builders foam filler in the tank and exhaust. shrimp in the hubcaps. torch it with petrol.

>>683595991
>shrimp in the hubcaps
kek.
No one wants a herd of feral cats chasing their car.

>>683591454
Kek

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>>683587715
this easily. if you have issues, you confront them. but you do not fuck with their car

>>683596112
if you just want a prank, and dont want to fuck with their ride permanently, get a few empty cans on a length of fencing wire to the front of the muffler. tie the end with the cans to their exhaust pipe with a rubber band. after 10 minutes or so of driving the band will melt, and will drop the cans down on the road. sounds like your exhaust system has fallen apart. guaranteed hilariousness

>>683588433
nice

>>683595685
Probably to scare away deer.

I am by no means an SAW but I will say you shouldn't fuck a car up to where it won't run. Do the old bologna and eggs in the hot sun. But if the car won't run you can seriously fuck some ones life.. you can also paint things in it with spray paint or even common house hold paints. It will have to be buffed out and repainted. Wear gloves make sure no ones around and their is no camera's. Make no vague threats and have an alibi.

>>683596650
Sjw. ..fucking autocorrect

>>683596423
Another kek.

You've got too much time on your hands anon.

>>683591618
> look at me, I'm retarted

piss in her air vents.

piss in a bottle and walk by, dump that shit and keep going, pretty easy

any faggot that gets in her car to screw her is gonna think she smells like piss

topkek

>>683596650
Yep, if I do it I will be house sitting and I plan on doing it on a day I don't have work so my plan is that I'll just go at like three in the morning and then come back and no issue because I'll have been an hour away house sitting.

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>>683587398
>>683588595
>>683588859
capped

>>683594126
i have the same problem - smells like piss for a few seconds at start.

WTF some cunt has put fox piss in my vent. im fucking raging.

>>683595623
Best option here. She won't notice something is wrong until she hears a loud pop and her engine is fried.

>>683595685
Hunting. America is REALLY gay for hunting

>>683589940
This

>>683594201
Run the heater before you turn off the car the ac draws moisture and cause molding of the air filter and vents which gives of an unusual smell. Running the heater will dry out the moisture and ease the smell. If that doesn't work you need a new air filter

>>683591618

classic hypocrite woman
>its okay when women cheat but men should have their dicks cut off for cheating

fuck off and die you cunt rag

>>683587806

If it was for any other reason, I'd say ok... But because you are cucked, I say don't do it. That's the female thing to do. Just drop her

>>683587398
>thermite on the engine block

get some thermite on a small plastic bag
get a ceramic cup/vase with a hole on the bottom
place the bag inside the ceramic cup/vase
place the cup/vase above the engine block on top of the hood
light it with on of those sparkle candles used for birdthday parties

The worst thing to do is pouring rancid milk into the vent opening for the heating/AC. Usually above the hood

You can do it from outside and they'll never get the smell out. Ever.

If she leaves it unlocked, then pop the hood. Go in there and pour sand in the oil. Sand + high compression and heat= glass.

>>683598420
that will make a nice sound!

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Metal shavings in the engine.