Have you seen chef

I eat ass

>>683582577
One time i paid a homeless man to poop on my chest

sorry but i am gay, can we be just friends?

>>683582577
Shut the fuck up you fucking slut cunt bitch

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>>683582577Play it cool for now. Just say "Hey, how are ya? ;^]"

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dubz rules for next message

>>683583101
"Consternated. Just full of it."

>>683583101
"Oh, just dealing with my dog's body. It died about an hour ago. =^["

>>683582577
Whats your thoughts on pegging?

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>>683583101
'High on coke, and lookin' to smoke. You got a car? Hook me and I'll make it worth your while."

stab me

send a picture of your dick

Would you like to purchase some cat names?

>>683583882
roll

>>683584023
rr

Just killed and cooked my dog, what're you doing tonight? ;)

Just took a shit and looking to fill you up with my man juices. DTF?

>>683584059
REROLL NIGGAS

>>683582577

you ever had a hot dog nigga? With mayonnaise nigga?

have you ever wondered what baby tastes like?

Thought that i would like to poop on your peehole but it might need a crane to get you here

memes

Getting blazed on some girl scout cookies atm. Wbu?

>>683584089
reroll

>>683584089
roll

why no face brooke? are you ugly af?

I'm really thinking we should hook up, I'm rubbing my cock to your picture ;)

>>683583101
not too bad for someone whos been holding in a giant turd for a few days, damn constipation lol

>>683584185
This

>>683584236
reroll

>>683584222
win

Can I get a peep at that turd cutter?

I'm doing great! The screaming stopped an hour ago, all that's left is to clean up. Would you like to help?

>>683584236
final roll

>>683584289
Roll

>>683584089
winrar.exe

>>683584222
winrar

>>683584289
Roll

>>683584333
>>683584322
>>683584222

OP

>>683584333
Winrar

I had sex with my cousin when he was disguised as hitler

>>683584222

thank god, trips too

Words could never say how beautiful you are. But numbers can. 3/10

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Not bad but there's a pedophile I know on Facebook

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keep them coming

>>683584544

hotdog scarf that mayonnaise like you nay may scarf that HOT DOG NIGGA BAM

>>683584544
Are you illiterate?
I'm asking if you want some white dick, nigga.

>>683584284
Roll

>>683584643
roll

>>683584635

i choose this

>>683584544
LOL, sorry I do that sometimes. I'm just so random. SQUIRRELPASTE LOL

DID YOU NOT HERE ME BITCH DO YOU WANT THIS HOT DOG DICK IN YOUR ASS?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>683584691
Kek, this OP

>>683584544
i vote for the greens and im a massive cuck faggot, squirt your nigger dick bf's cum on my face

>>683584635

yes pls

>>683584322
OP what about this?

What the hell! Autocorrect at its worst. What I meant to say was my hotdog has mayonnaise.

>>683584691
Fucking this

Roll

>>683584784
yah

>>683584691
this

>>683584544
"Mayonnaise" ;)

>>683584849

yes

i want to give you my hot dog nigga, tasty mayonnaise nigga

>>683584838
Reroll

>>683584544
I just want to know if you want my Frankfurt with extra mayo

#BlackLivesDontMatter

>>683584893
Rereroll

>>683584544

I am smarf

>>683584691
Gimme dubs

>>683584929
Last one fags

>>683584927
fuck my life

Sorry that was my other half, so like I was saying hotdog nigga?

see a nigger pull the trigger

>>683584798
Roll

Send cunt and ass

>>683584958

Reroolin

>>683585000
Winrar

>>683585000
nice trips anon

>>683584999
Kekwat

>>683584999
>>683585000

LOL

>>683585000
>>683584999

The trips

>>683584999
>>683585000
Do both in separate messages, OP

>>683585000
Bitch better deliver

>>683584322
>>683585000
>>683584999

come on OP step up your game

fuck her right in the pussy

My motto is: "deliver or derail!"

Eat shit and die

nigerian niggers hanging from nigerian nigger necklaces is how those damn nigerians with nigger necklaces ought to neck themselves.

I fuck man ass

>>683584999
>>683585000
>>683585188
>>683585199

cant keep up op

>>683585278
Op is kill I reckon it's been 10 minutes

Niggers rolling down the hill at lightning speeds

>>683585315
>>683585278

OP is a faggot

I lost my virginity to a donkey in a village in Columbia on a trip some years ago. The owner of said donky has made it clear that If donkey baby is born I must pay child support. The weird thing is that every time I have sex with a women I can't help thinking about how much better the donkey was at making feeling oh so good. A past gf borke up with me because she got super weirded out when I screamed yesss donkey! Yessss! I tried to play it off as a joke but when she read my diary it was all over weeks later. Months later I was at a house party where she ended being at and she got pretty loaded, she then went on to tell everyone at the party I was a donkey fucker. She talked about the whole story in great detail. I was called a sick weirdo and banished from the party cause the girl who lived at the house was friends with my ex. One random dude at the party said to me that he stuck his dick in a hole in a wall in Thailand washroom and was 99% sure a man was on the other side but did not stop cause he was drunk and it felt do good. He said it is something his gf could never ever find out about. He mentioned that he felt sorry for me and that if he wasn't such a whipped pussy of a man with his gf he would of stuck up for me. I ended up leaving feeling depressed and wiping away tears outside, walked my way to the park and got wasted with a group of happy go lucky homeless guys.

>>683585356
When is op not a faggot?

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keep it going b!!!

>>683585405
He's alive

>>683585405
keep up nig

>>683585384
roll

Slut I said send me picture of your cunt and asshole, are you dumb?

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>>683582577

>>683585516
this

>>683585405
Damn it. I said lets cut class

Send me nudes or I'll burn my family alive

>>683585551
winrar

>>683585405
Do they speak English in Ehat, motherfucker? Send some goddamn pics of cunt and ass.

DId I fucking stutter?

Send me your titalations and your cradled cunt you fuck.

>>683585584
You must be new.

Why is it brooke in the op, and now jazmin in the rest?

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>>683585584
Dumb faggot

>>683585623
>newfag.jpg

>inb4 single word replies like these two dimensional bitches always give
>oh wait

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Trips will have the next message

>>683585600

Ummmm
winrar?

>>683585331
Reroll

>>683585679
Smells like summer here as well!

>>683585600
you cant send pictures on tinder

>>683585714
Ever tried a strapon?

Sorry let's start over, my mates drunk af and being a knob end
What's your area code?

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>>683585714
this bitches replies aren't worthy of trips, anon
you should be burning it down with singles baka desu senpai

Sorry, my little brother got a hold of my phone. So as I was saying Hitler did nothing wrong, kill all the niggers, and I eat ass.

>>683585917
Roll

>>683585944
Winner winner nigger dinner

>>683585957
roll

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

>>683586011
winrar

>>683586011
Kek. Op pls

>>683586067

decided I would do that dub, just waiting for girl to reply

Its trips now dip shits

Sometimes I wish I lived in a reality where time travel was a possibility so I could go back to 39' so I could watch daddy cleanse us of those filthy shekel grabblers.

let me tell you a story about a guy named RED BACKWARDS. RED BACKWARDS was a fireman at a small city that caused that mass invasion of Germany in 2004. This city also created the atomic bomb filled with eggs that made it brittle and useless, unless you actually wanted eggs to like eat and throw at cars during homecoming not like i would ever do such a thing. one day RED BACKWARDS died. he descended into hell, on the third day he rose again and ascended into ur face. then RED BACKWARDS was like, God, im dead and he was like ok and i was like ok and we were like ok oko ok!!! omg shoes lets get some muffins at cunningham muffins!!!! ahhggggggg hoe dont talk ima betch slap u shetbag. then RED BACKWARDS saw ur mom's face and was like, "thats ur mom's face" and e'erone was like good job der and he's like yep ima crack some heads together. then DER went deerhunting, only to find out it was tourist season; not deer season. so he went to a startrek convention and bought some sweet shoes at the stand with the number shifty-5!! SHIFTY-5 SHIFTY 5 shifty 5 ahhh666 hes coming for you !!! ahhh thank the lord that 06/06/06 is over jeeeezzzz all your base are belong to us the next day DER left his home and traveled to the far away land of terabithia and created his own prositute/slave/maid/mom/remote finder whene'er he wanted the #$@#$ remote/electrician and used her to construct a house made from shoes and muffins chemically bonded together by a synthesis type bond!!!!111 hey same car hEy sAmE cAr!!!111 omg i saw this show on tv called DER left for work that day with high expectations. he wanted to finish med-school,but not get caught for the drugs he had in his gym locker at his house cuz he doesnt own a gym der!!! omg i hope u actually read this cuz it took DER a long A LLLLOOOONNNGGGG time to go through these 2.6 seconds of his day cuz he is incompetent.

>>683585331
Roll

>>683586305
roll

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someone get this girl to start some convosations

>>683586333
Winrar

>>683586369
Nope, you're fucked OP.

>>683586369
How are you?

>>683586333
waiting on reply

Ask her if she's ever done anal

But enough about me bitch, how those titties hangin?

would you let me fire a crooked arrow into your baron wasteland?

>>683586542
reroll

Me and my two friends play the penis game infront of people we don't know, its when you say "Penis" off as a whisper, then the other says it louder and louder.

My friend's mother and father are crazy, yet is whole family. He wants a piercing and if he comes home with one, his mother "Will rip the sh*t off of his ear." His 9 year old sister says that if he gets one, hes either "Gay, a pirate, or Gay."

His uncle lives across the street from us, and they hate him. Hes a Nazi and he put up a German flag under the American flag on his pole. This guy named Joe the Jew came with his Jew Crew and almost beat the sh*t out of him, so now he has a smiley face flag. His mother calls him "That sh*thead number 29 over there.* In reference to his house number. ;p

We make fun of Chinese symbol Tattoos since my friend got one the place messed it up and this chinese lady even told him. We have this saying "When the tattoo place messes up your chinese tattoo, and you have the chinese lady telling you off. "This means love, peace, and harmony." ".....Noooo, nooo, tha mean beef wif bwoccoli."


Theres a guy across the street going out with a Asian woman. I didnt know, and I pointed her out to my friend. He screamed out "OOH LUCY LIU!" and she turned around looking at him.

We told off one of our friends when he was seeing this girl a lot, and he swore he wasnt dating her. He said how "Shes not my girlfriend, shes my therapist." So I said "Yeah, I wonder what shes massaging."

You up for a struggle snuggle? Because I don't care if you aren't ;) ;)

>>683586542
reroll...

>>683586621
rerollo

>>683586593
rol

>>683586621
rollin

>>683586593
re roll

>>683586593
rollin

>>683586621
rull

>>683586621
This

>>683586621
rawll

>>683586621
roll for this

she's not replying boys

>>683586621
just fucking do this one op

>>683586621
rerolling

Hey, wanna get raped

You thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

>>683586899
win

>>683586873
post this>>683586621
anyway

>>683586621
go

>>683586929
not trips

>>683586621
roll again

Forgive me, m'lady. I am currently crowd-sourcing replies from the Channel 4 community as a means of communication. I can not go into the specifics of my reasoning for this, however I can tell you that I am incapable of speaking to you normally. Therefore my only option was to do said action.

I hope you will forgive me and accept a bowl of eggs as an apology. I know hat I have been a complete faggpt. On another note, would you like to take a gander down to my humble abode?
I will be honored to show you my Katana collection.

>>683586621
>>683586677
>>683586702
>>683586801
>>683586806
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>>683586870
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>>683586942
>>683586956
lol these are clearly all from the same anon

Send her something so she has to reply

>>683587005
nig don't know shit fag boi

>>683587005
Gonna be honest. 8 of them are me.

>>683587084
not op tho

>>683586998
OP fucking do it anyway

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dubs

reply bitch

>>683586621
not this anon, stil rolling

>>683587169
pretty sure the twat is done with your shit

>>683587169
it's not like she was replying anyway
new fucking target, this bitch is boring

>>683587169
Please reply, they've got me, they say i need to provoke you to get replies or they'll hurt me. DONT call the cops!

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>>683582577
what does xox mean? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>683587354
kiss hug kiss

No, dear lady - I was actually just kidding you. 'Twas a clever ruse, tis not how I behave. But imagine you met someone with that atrocious attitude! Unbelievable.
I am not a racist. In fact, I am bisexual and sucking big black cocks gives me the greatest pleasure of all. Maybe we could do that together sometime? ;)

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>>683587488

>>683587557
rollerino

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>>683587354
>xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
For a second i thought you were serious but then i saw the amount of D's
>and i got all horny

Phew

>>683587557
rollo mollo

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>>683587488
Thank you for telling me

>>683587601
Leave him alone! He's a nice guy <3

>>683587700
>>683587700
>>683587700
>>683587700
>>683587700

OP it has been gotten!

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these threads are gay and pointless

>>683587846
this tbh! And most times OP talks to himself

>>683588058
make her respond!