Probably weed.

>>683562356
Magic flight launch box

>>683562581
I'm between that, a bong, and a onehitter/dugout

>>683562356
Get a fucking bubbler. Its like the best parts of a pipe and a bong put together in one! It is literally the best thing I have rn. Never smoke w/o a bubbler man.

A G.E.D

Jet water pipe.... Best thing EVER!!!!! Swear On Science

>>683562690
The Magic flight launch box Is soo good, I got it a week ago, Its nice because its always ready to be smoked out of

A lawn mower

>>683562764
/thread

Rehab.

My might flight box never really work how I thought it would. Little tips and tricks help out

anyone have some insight on vape pens?

I tried my friend's gpen, thought it was pretty ok aside from the wet grass taste.

wanted to ask incase there are better pens to use

>>683562356
You're too edgy for me... I'm out!

>>683562839
This. It is totally efficient, healthier, and you can use the spent herb in recipes. I will say the wall adapter would be ideal, the batteries don't last

a sublimator

>>683562983

Work on taking slower pulls. Don't use the mouth piece. Box should be warm on your lips until you let off the battery. Hold it in and keep hitting it without exhaling. Shake between hits. Make your weed as finely ground as you can

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a dildo, you faggot

vaporizers just seem so damn impractical to me.
too much bullshit involved. the only real reason people have for using them is that its healthier.
if you where so worried about your health you wouldnt be smoking in the first place right? makes no sense. just putting some weed in a bowl and lighting it with a lighter is 10x easier and faster. i owned a vape for like 2 weeks before i gave up on it. got tired of reloading the tiny ass little are where the coils heat up just for 1 or 2 hits.

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>>683562867
Lol'd

>>683564223
me too

>>683562356
A lawyer

Magic flight box

>>683564223

Lack of smell is a big plus. It isn't so impractical when you can have a trench last a couple days AND use less weed in the long run. One difference I noticed is that it's a more clean high and I feel like I could hit the vaporizer and go for a jog, but with a bowl I'm not up for moving around much, regardless of the strain

electric dab steamroller

choo choo!

>>683564223
>>683564472
Don't buy shitty cheap vaporizers

>>683564851
if you want a clean high you can use a simple water bong.

>>683564062
What software did you use to make that?

>>683564943
im not one to invest over 50 bucks on something to smoke out of.
5 dollar pipes work just fine.

i paid 120 dollars for that "cheap" vape. 120 is a lot of money to me man.

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Smoke the essence my fabled child

>>683564223
>if you where so worried about your health you wouldnt be smoking in the first place right?

dont think like that, it's dumb lol. "I'm eating cake, it might as well be sugar frosted white sugar paste" "I'm watching tv, might as well watch a crappy/long show"

also, your vape sounds like a piece of shit. Try a volcano, then come back

I've smoked on and off for a few years, but I ve never owned my own piece. Thinking of going to pick my first bowl. Is there anything about quality involved in buying one, or are they all really the same? How much should I look to spend, like 15-20? Will smoke/vape shops gyp me or are they the ideal place to buy from?

>>683565036
It's that Google bot thing

>>683564223
There'll come a design soon enough that even those who find modern day vaporizers too impractical, simplified and easily useful for smokers. That extra minute or two just to prepare is worth it considering the amount of burnt plant matter potentially being inhaled into your lungs is being avoided. To each their own, of course.

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>>683565036
microsoft paint, ypu faggot

>>683564956
See, they seem the most impractical to me. Sure, they're effective but I don't like having to clean and refill/empty the water. Also, most of the time I don't want to get absolutely stoned, which has been my experience with bongs.

It's all just preference I guess

>>683565066
>over 50
buying the drugs themselves is gonna get you waaaaay over that, spending 0.05% of the money you would spend on drugs to better your drug ingesting experience is worth it

Do some more research next time, be more patient, really know what youre getting. I got my portable vape for $120, it was on sale from $250. Its a weird mechanical/electric hybrid, came with a bud vaping chamber that screws onto a standard battery tube with a digital readout screen. Very worth it, and i waited about 8 months until i found one where the price was dropped enough

>>683565169

I don't think spoon pipes differ that much really.

At my local shop, you can get a passable one for $25, but if you plan on using it regularly maybe bump up to $35 and get something you can be proud of

Just make sure it's long enough and the carb is on the correct side

If you smoke on the daily, a glass bong.

I save so much weed using a bong. literally a ground up .5cm pile in a bowl is enough to do the job for at least 45 mins to and hour.

if you pay for your weed and don't wanna be broke as fuck all the time ground your shit to a powder, get a little glass jar to keep it in (free mini jam jars from coffee shops and shit) and hit that shit at .5cm bowls at a time. I smoke daily and this keeps me high for 10 days on 5/6g

It litterally takes 20+ bowls to make a decent spliff. and if you smoke with tobacco you are a fucking idiot.

also so many people seem to not know how to use a bong which is odd. everyone burns their thumb like a fucking idiot.

Start drawing air through the bong then put your flame on the weed so you don't burn your shit away. You litterally only need enough pull to pull the flame down one you're weed is burning take the lighter away. you don't need to shove that shit right up against your weed.

>>683562356
water pipe

>>683565036
google reverse image search image pattern recognition and extrapolation software

>>683565523
>which has been my experience with bongs
maybe cuz bongs allow for super ridiculously large hits? you dont have to be taking ridiculously large hits though. and its not hard to turn a peice of glass over to dump water out man.

>>683565742
Please brother, i really want to use it

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>>683565169
Glass would be a good start, anything above $20 might just be thicker/more aesthetic but if you get one with a size bowl you're comfortable with go for it. They all sell and tend to their customers in those kind of shops, but if you're looking to go the extra mile you should shop online for one of those spoon pieces that is also a bubbler.

>Pic related
The water gets trapped in it in a way that you can smoke a piece like a miniature Bo g and when you're finished just pour the water out and put it away.

>>683565700
Bonus:

bong maintenance:
when you start getting bits of tar stuck inside your non takeapartable bong, use table salt and isopropyl alcohol and shake it up inside your bong, then rinse. refil with cold water and get high.

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>>683565259

What's with all fucking kids and these pipes and water floaters and dabs and bowls and all this picky pokey glass phallic bullshit

Doesn't anyone just smoke joints anymore? The way God intended

>>683565700
it keep ME AND My GF high for 10 days*

so a single person for the best part of 2 weeks.

FUCK THAT CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT FLIGHT BOX!!!!!

Buy somthing actually quality like the PAX or the Arizer Solo.

Both amazing both more then worth the money.

The magic flight box fucks wont even honour their "lifetime warranty" just a god damn joke of a weed smoking device.

>>683566156
I guess homosexuality isn't a choice. Cus it looks like God intended for you to be such a massive faggot.

>>683566267
Nice meme, shame your opinion is less than worthless

>>683565784

Idk I think I see a bong and say fuck it let me rip this thing.

That being said, I have a bong and hit it occasionally, but having a kid in the house means carrying a bong to the bathroom to empty and the smell make it less than ideal for me

>>683566156

I'd love to be smoking joints, but it just isn't nessecary. If you have to pay for your weed and you enjoy a daily toke you get at best 3 decent spliffs from 2g or 60 ish bong bowls - which does more than a spliff will + a splif is constanly burning your shit away - bong is pay as you go - no waste. if you're packing with tobacco your dumb.

>>683566156
joints are wasteful

>>683566498
you're*

>>683565934
>>683565646
Thanks fellas, I appreciate it. I currently live in a town that's sort of low in traffic because it's a tourist town that tries to be clean, so when I went off to college in the city, I was flabbergasted at all the people who literally smoked on the daily. Why, my roomate smoked in the dorm living room every day and acted like it was nothing, I can't fathom where these Niggas get this money.

>>683565860
i cant find it, its an online image uploading tool. Search "google image recognition neural network", you'll find the story and might be able to find the program too

>>683562356
steamroller or a bong with alot of percolation

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>>683566414
Thanks for the (you). Seems like it was worth the that. "Nice meme" spouted by people who don't understand memes the the genes of our culture. Faggorino. Check em Comrade Stalin.

>>683562457
Underrated post

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Get a bubbler if you want a cheap upgrade from a spoon pipe.

Pic related.

A bong will give you even better / less harsh smoke, but they are expensive.

also don't buy that DR greens bong cleaner shit OR any "bong cleaner".

It is all absolute crap!.

you can get nearly 4 times the amount of isopropyl alc + some table salt for the price of a bottle of DR Greens.

isoprop alc + table salt + a shake will have your bong clean in less than a minute

>>683567157
Kek

How do I get connections? I know a few people who partake but I don't think they'd be willing to sell or buy for me.

>>683567157
You should try epson salts. Works better

If you don't have to be covert about smoking then get a bong or bubbler, they are awesome. The magic flight launch box is handy, took me a while to appreciate mine though, don't expect to get ripped with it

>>683567417
You ask them to get you in touch with their dealer, duh

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>>683562356
>spoon pipe
Just refer to it as "dry pipe".

>what should my next purchase be
A lighter with a hempwick
weed
eye drops
Cologne
glass cleaner
>you want to keep your shit as clean as possible for as long as possible

Stupid fucking dopers I swear to god.

You scum fucks are the worst.

>>683566498
>>683566498
>>683566498
What's wrong with you anon? 3 joints out of 2 grams? The most you'll need for a joint is like .3, that adds up to you're stupid. I'm guessing you've confused joints/spliffs with blunts. Or/ you're smoking lawn trimmings.
I buy my own weed but fucking relax dude it's not that expensive.
Who cares if my joint is constantly burning, I'll be constantly smoking it until it burns down.
I'm dumb because I use a tiny pinch of tobacco to line my weed so it burns well, and evenly and gives a proper throat hit? Whatever man

>>683562356
Smokenado fag

You know it is really a nice change of pace to see such kind and helpful people in a 4chan thread, let alone on /b/.

And not one person suggests a scale.

>buy a fuckin scale so your not getting ripped off

>>683566843
newfag

>>683568158
Is a scale inconvenient if you are making a transaction outdoors?

>>683568158
So the cops can find it an I can get charged with intent to distribute?

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>>683568203
But I've been here all summer

DOOD LMAO WEED

XD XD XD

GET SO BAKED MAN LIKE WHOA SHITS ALL FUCKING WHOA MAN

SMOKIN

VAPE NATION

>>683568232
Bringing a scale when you are buyin drugs is a little dickish regardless of where, but you can weigh what you buy when you get back home to see if the guy you bought from is good and it will also teach you how to be able to more accurately tell how what different weights of weed look like

>>683568520
Except no one in this thread is dudeweed-ing

dab bitch

>>683568609
Ah so you do so not to test on the spot, but more to see if you want to buy from the guy next time?

>>683568689
>muh strains
>muh smoking utensils
>partaking in such a fucking stupid thing like getting off on THC


grow the fuck up kids

>>683562753
This so much, there is no reason to have a dry pipe over a bubbler.

>>683568728
Yeah, especially since more first time drug deals with a new dealer happen outside you want them to be quick and inconspicuous, the dealer would not be happy to have you hold him up as you pull out your little scale and figure it all out

>>683568877
Yeah, I can think of one. Maintenance.


Anyway, if you go bubbler go sidecar.

>>683568812
>being a faggot and trying to feel superior by trying to troll some stoners on a Japanese image board

Dabs are silly
If you wanna smoke caramel, go for it, roll that shit up, but why'd you need to stretch it all out and put it on a screwdriver and slowly lower it down like some kind of golden faggot decension, looking into your phone camera like you think you're snoop dogg %widened eyes%
Like look at me lower my drugs down into a big glass penis m9 I have 9swagx11u m9

>>683562356
Make /b/ Great Again

>>683566891

>>683569110
>believing that the truth = trolling

O K man

>>683565066
Arizer extreme q desktop vape is $150 can use bags or hose an eighth lasts about a week of being constantly stoned

>>683569203
Your opinion that weed is stupid

>>683562581
Dont listen to this man. I have one. They suck.

>>683567744
You will die broken. You are nothing.

>>683569879

Bet your dad beat into you. Probably why you fucking smoke the devil's lettuce, pussy faggot.

>>683569470
>>683565066
Nah man.
- Buy a decent vape mod and a herbal tank.
Because
1: it'll cost probably around the same amount if not less
2: it won't break instantly
3: there will actually be some flavour
4: won't have to buy new chambers for your vape all the time at ten bucks a pop
and ffs a desktop vape? Why? Just why?
They're large, ridiculous, and impractical

>>683570154
I dont see how theyre impractical. If you have a place where you can and want to vape inside theyre perfect. Nearly no smell. Even more efficient than portable ones. Whip for personal use, bags for groups. Plus attatch that whip to a bong and you can do fan assisted rips which get you fuckin blitzed

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>>683562356
Buy an oil rig and go to outer space.

Any good cartoons to watch when high?

>>683570684
They're impractical because you can't fit the entire thing in your pocket
They don't have wattage control, only temp, and really apart from a fan and lights it has no feautures
You can't Bluetooth remote operate
You can't TC
you can't fire sub, so you're not really even getting true vapour production
I could continue, but really:
If you have a mod you can get high in the cinema

Go 'head, try and top that

>>683571436
Mr. Pickles, Rick and Morty, and this:
not a cartoon but whatever fuck youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXVHZfI5CFU

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>>683571436
adventure time
the amazing world of gumball

>>683571436
Beavis and butthead, regular show, archer, idfk I only watch normie toons.
I'm given to understand there's a thing called anna-may aswell that you could look into?, it's all homosexual jap bullshit though

>>683571643
I can't get into Mr. Pickles, thier faces gross me out, it's like looking at a Mad magazine for too long

>>683562457
/thread

>>683571814
Any anime about weed?
Since gun laws are super strict yet thier all over anime, you'd think they'd have at least one or two series involving the stuff.

>>683572400
Huh? Dude if you didn't get by my cynicism that I think anime is one of the queerest things ever invented.....
I don't know, because I don't watch anime. Because I'm not a fag. You could try a Google search or asking on >>>/a/ ?

>>683572875
>asking about weed on /a/
Trust me, not gonna end well. Those guys can't even have a simple conversation outside of who thier waifus are, let alone answer something like that. /a/ is one of the most immature boards on this site, hands down.

>>683562356
nice dildo fagit

>>683573054
Well, shit.
Idk then

What's the deal with waifu anyway, never understood that on chan, like wtf, are these people deliberately trying to not be able to function in a real society, or do they just like being bullied?

>>683565036
Google Deep Dream.

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buy a nice fucking rig and invest in hash oil.

>>683574720
You're one of those fags

>>683562581
Fuck this shit get a desk vape like a volcano or an ssv, magic flight is weak ass pussy shit

>>683562356
Just buy some normal weed and mix it in with some bleach.
Don't worry though, the weed counteracts the poison the bleach has and it actually helps get higher.
Tried this before.

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>>683574790
the kind with pieces much nicer than yours? or one with better connections for oil? stay jealous hater ass bitch

>>683575507
All I need's fuckin zig zags and a bit of card, shove your Jamaican dildos up your ass you douche

/b/ is the only place on the internet where I immediately hate every single one of you almost as much as I hate myself

>>683575796
witnessed

get a flowermate mini vape 5.0s to be exact

i have it and it kinda looks like one of those e cig vapes that douches use in public so you can smoke weed in public if needed

love it

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>>683575796
>"hurr durr look at me, im a poor fag uh i mean traditional smoker"

pleb.

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>>683575796
imma take a nice fat dab off that uv salt now tho in style and laugh at your dumb nig opinions because youre too poor to buy nice things maybe in ten years youll catch up to hash oil

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>>683575415

shit son, tried it jus now thanks for the tip

>>683575928
newfag

>>683576137
>>683576138
Keep dangling that semen into that glass dildo you're suckin on

>>683576153

There ARE NO NEWFAGS, this shithole stopped being trendy fucking eight to ten years ago, kids these days don't fucking know what a message board is, you fuckwit dildo!

>>683562356
A gun to shoot yourself with so you Can stop disappointing your parents

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>>683576703
>semen
>pure thc oil [50/g]

>glass dildo
>5000 dollar piece of art that you cant afford

if pure thc oil out of a nice rig is too high end for you, by all means, continue sucking shitparticles into your lungs like the cancerous faggot you are.