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>>683552695
Now that's my fetish
I smirked. Try harder OP.
>>683553888
jokes on her, he's gonna beat it to that.
>>683552695
Lil juice in the kaboose. Just like I remember.
#nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
COMEDYxDD
subscribe to these guys too xP
(jk its cancer)
>>683553954
so USA last man standing? oh god yes please.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>683556596
Lamest fucking shit ever posted on b
>>683554568
Fuck why did I come here before sleep? Gonna have nightmares for sure now
>>683554027
My son is also named Cark.
>>683553888
Wat. Who fucking took the picture the girl's cuckold? I guess it could be a mirror.
>>683552695
femanon here. you sound like disgusting human beings, and I would never bf you or even have you as friends. you would probably realise that i'm too pretty for you anyway, and I guess that you wouldn't even dare speaking to me IRL
also, I'm not posting tits, because i have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed. also, i'm an oldfag and i know that that rule does only apply to attention whores
shame on you !
>>683558579
The fact that you even say your a girl makes you an attention whore so tits or gtfo
>>683558579
Make me a sandwich you whore
>>683558579
Go back to tumbler you manbeardyke
>>683558456
First time i've lost in a while
>>683553888
das cold
>>683556590
This isn't a cringe thread m8
>>683560095
Fuck I didn't even think about the possibility of bait I just seent the femanon and demeaned tits I guess you could call it a knee jerk reaction
>>683556274
Goddamn, he's got a nasty clubfoot!
>>683560264
Feels good knowing what this is from
>>683554027
fucking lost
Did somebody say cumsquats?
>>683562003
Remember kids this is bate just post around it and it will shrivel and die like all other things that no-one cares about . remember that fish you got forom the fair you forgot to feed
This thread is not kill
This thread is not dead
>>683562316
HAHAHAHA
Reminder to report all flooding and spamming.
You can't dead my thread
>>683562937
I'm just posting dem le funny OC maymays xDDDD le cumsquats111!!!!
>>683562937
>turns off internet for 10-20 minutes
>gets a new IP
>continues posting
kek
>>683553888
She has a wedding ring on
>>683562316
This meme is like a herpes breakout.
>>683561494
Care to share?
>>683563636
is your goal to stop all ylyl threads? all thats gonna do is stop the threads, its not gonna make any better threads pop up. if you wanna make 4chan better then make a good thread
>>683556590
Triggered.
>>683553807
this is cringe as fuck
>>683559042
You took the bait
>>683553954
but thats the moon right?
>>683556274
lost
>>683563948
>is your goal to stop all ylyl threads? all thats gonna do is stop the threads, its not gonna make any better threads pop up. if you wanna make 4chan better then make a good thread
>>683564326
Yup.
>>683558549
Simplify your life and just assume it's a mirror like the rest of us
>>683558579
Anyone who posts "femanon here" followed by a post that ends in them saying they are not attention whores is a hypocrite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_whitening
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_blackening
>>683561494
Please anon
>>683558579
Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>683561494
Tell us anon
>>683556652
Besides cancer banana, this is not funny in the least. Rot in hell.
>>683560848
Or stupidity
>>683558579
tit's or gtfo you know the rules
>>683563029
more hair and cum would be a nice addition for future creations. also try experimenting with some poop :DDDDD
OC to combat the spam
>>683562496
They're not even replies to the same post, fucking retard
>>683553888
why the fuck did you blur this out? fucking off yourself u dumb nigger
>>683566380
well they have photographs
>>683566380
No way a ancient greek city was that beautiful.
>>683564326
No, you can't be fucking serious.
>>683556596
Cringe
>>683566380
Those guys really advanced on the plastic fam.
>>683560264
Mustard sauce please.
>>683566891
Make /b/ Great Again
Come.
>>683566421
she blurred it out obviously
holy fuck tell me youre not that retarded
>>683567356
I've seen this unblurred before...
>>683558579
Post your Cock!
>>683565866
fuck off fag
>>683563086
>avoiding ban
You know what an is ban is, right?
Also, why are you trying so hard?
>>683566914
It's possible. Depending on exactly which era and/or the political and warfare climate, a level of prosperity comparable to this IS conceivable.
>>683565678
Made me sneeze
>>683568236
Isp*
>>683562029
Underrated post
>>683562029
Poor girl but still lost
>>683562029
Ow, that must have hurt.
Poor girl, anyone know how she is now?
>>683565810
Kill yourself.
>>683560264
It's Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
>>683561494
it´s a piece of shit hentai, feel good? what a faggot.
>>683569003
Welcome to the Internet
>>683566914
It used to be, there are still ruins of ancient cities with sewers and waterways throughout town. It was basically more advanced architecture-wise than most suburbs are today, using fucking wells and septic tanks
>>683558579
that pasta is shale
Right when I thought the fucking bananas were gone. Holy shit you guys are fucking unoriginal faggots.
>>683564326
its the moon with america on it
>>683563515
>>683565233
>>683565318
Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
Spoon fed faggots
>>683553807
I'd really like to know the back story on this - it can't be real, but those are some really convincing "shits"
>>683558579
Many retards today it s copypasta...
>>683568895
She is dead
>>683562029
I'm surprised that didn't take scalp off, or at least turn immediately red
>>683565866
>newfag detected
>>683562029
That was unexpected. Guess I'd rather see her butthole getting rekt by that corn cob.
>>683571632
or just a porn picture with a text filter on it and some text.
This is a ylyl thread. Not a cringe thread
>>683560555
so are those trips.
>>683562029
Fake as fuck, no reaction, no pain, no tears, no blood.
It'sa burrasheet
>>683552695
Lost
>>683568425
Considering there's a huge wall connecting two major centers its probably Pericles or post Pericles era Athens.
>>683558579
>femanon
tits or gtfo
>>683568895
Fuck off summerfag white knight
>>683564592
This, thanks
>>683564326
No its the same size as the earth as you can see. It's probably your mom
>>683566062
As if more than 15 fucking people on earth remember twin peaks! Lost
>>683556274
Fucking kek
>>683554869
cringe as fuck
>>683565866
NORMIE ON MY BOARD!!!!!!!
>>683553807
so gross, but i cant look away
dat nigger girl made a tiny nigglet
>>683567356
nigga this aint 1080p
Only true oldfags know who she is
>>683574603
>this is a ylyl thread, not a cringe thread
What's the fucking difference
>>683560388
My fucking sides
>>683581036
not bad
>>683575964
Real there is a video of the aftermath. In last bit you can see the blood coming and her facial expression. She was in shock so no pain for a few seconds
>>683580759
Seth Macfarlane
>>683566062
BOB
O
B
>>683581324
You just made me Google "Jimmy Kimmel corn drill". This place, man. It would at least be worth it if you were right.
>>683559042
The virgin thinks he's talking to a girl.
>>683553807
WHHHHHHHHHHY
FUCKING WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY
>>683553888
>This is real.
>>683554027
What kind of pretentious faggot says 'Marc with a C' to the barista?
>>683568895
She went to the doctors and she is fine
>>683562496
Anyone happen to have the original pic? I need it for reasons..
>>683581954
No one, he wrote that himself to get attention, because he's a faggot.
>>683553807
Left side was a picture with no story.
Right side added, made it into a Facebook cringe.
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
>>683554869
Honestly not that bad
>>683560388
how did i lose to this
>>683575964
What's it like being this retarded?
>>683555814
Good luck surviving on a rock void of water or an atmosphere.
>>683555814
The US looks pretty dead judging from the picture.
>>683560388
ZOZZLE
>>683554869
you probably shouldn't post your own videos on 4chan. the views aren't worth it.
>>683582821
samefag
anyone got the video of the guy that rips his pants dancing?
>>683583346
Your teacher was stupid, lightyear is a lenght unit, not time.
>>683583543
You're still light years away from facing Brock.
Funny Image/10
>>683583543
No you dip they are equivalent and interchangable
""""""""Spacetime""""""""
>>683570860
>>>683564326
>its the moon with america on it
It's there moon with the Untied States on it you thick cunt. America is much bigger.
>>683558456
strayla m8
>>683575770
shock, the pain and blood will come in about 10 secs.
>>683556590
This is when America needs proper education
>>683558579
Lost hard
>>683569281
man types a message to shame things for masturbating and feels pleased
news at 11
>>683584588
Keked
>>683571632
Posting this in a ylyl thread. How fucking desperate are you for attention? Holy shit, get a hooker, call her mommy and get her to hug you, you loveless, lifeless little shit.
>>683583857
glad I'm not the only one who thought that
>>683580759
I have no idea. Wrong thread.
>>683584588
>growing stronger
>>683584724
cry more bitch nigga
>>683560848
Same fag summer bullshit. Troll fed.
>>683584805
that fucking ending.
>>683584805
One of my favorites
>>683585083
am i the only one who sees that scerwdriver as scremdriber?
>>683566062
great show but shit OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMyoJvsc0Uo god its so bad
>>683585921
she's a kappa now
giver a cucumber and see what she does with that
>>683552695
Wow where do you nasty disgusting fucks get off? Fuck you
Jk
*Holds up spork*
https://youtu.be/gpBaqc7MAkU
>>683580759
Sauce?
>>683575964
LoL
You were wrong on the Internet and appear foolish in the eyes of your peers.
Retard.
>>683558579
>femanon here
>not posting tits
obvious neckbeard or fag in denial
>>683585016
>wath
>>683566062
Rip killer bob
Your absence from the new season will be missed
>>683562029
i cant even fucking watch this shit
>>683561818
Now this is really annoying.
At least banana had this taunting smirk that sometimes actually could make me smirk if trolled right. This just doesn't have the same magic.
>>683562029
i really thought she was gonna stick the corn in her pooper. disappointing
>>683584724
>there
>you thick cunt
>>683562029
whats happening there?
>>683581258
This
>>683584805
lost
>>683558579
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>683580759
Uniboob
>>683586999
ironic meme no longer ironic thanks to trips?
>>683560388
Hey it's Sans
>>683559042
>>683559197
>>683559368
>>683564855
>>683565245
>>683565882
>>683566117
>>683577752
>>683586599
welcome, newfags. the last step to becoming a true 4chan anonymous hacker is eating a bar of cyanide. see you on the other side, you beautiful creatures
>>683575964
She is in shock you fucking retard.
bicyclee bicyclee
>>683586857
Corn eating challenge.
She's too retarded to think to tie her hair back.
>>683580759
Misa Campo
>>683558579
Terrible b8 m8
>>683584724
It's the moon with all the America that matters on it.
>>683586098
Fuck yeah, classic.
>>683553954
God damn global cooling
>>683558579
Lost
i left 4chan about a year ago. it was because of unfuckingfunny banana. come back to see how the site is doing.
>unfunny banana x some orange pear thing.
see you in a year, you cancerous pieces of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavI_fuu1c8
>>683556274
That penis.
Priceless
>>683556274
What's so funny about that tacky ass watch
>>683562496
kek
>>683580759
dillion harper?
>>683580759
Dillon Harper?
>>683563016
>unrealistic
>nigger didn't immediately rape white woman on sight
Shhhiiiiieeeeee
>>683581258
kek
Kappa or not, she's an Asian female - you give her a cucumber, you know full well what's going to happen, you silly goose.
>>683581712
▲
▲▲
>>683555918
totally epic original prank gone sexual!
>>683587718
See you tomorrow friend.
made a triforce in besiege hope you like it
>your name is Dan
>>683588896
I like lt you did good anon
>>683554568
Now that's atm!
>>683568895
it'll grow back
she'll probably want to wear a hat in the meantime though
personally I'm surprised it wasn't bleeding horribly, though. means it probably split the hairs from the scalp rather than pulling the roots out, which is good.
>>683553954
>>683564326
Wow, those craters look just like the Great Lakes...
>>683589560
BENIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>683588261
>man of african decent
>decent
God dammit, it was almost worth a smile.
>>683580759
I never knew nor cared what Seth McFarlane looked like before I saw people comparing her to him. Now both people are ruined for me.
>>683553888
Checked
>>683589560
erhäng dich einfach
>>683587416
truer words have never been spoken
>>683589956
Speak American, faggot.
>>683590060
Halt dein maul du behinderter vollmongo
>>683589956
You're just making shit up here
