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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: your waifu is as okay as my waifu
Shinoa claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>683532007
Hello again ruri
>>683531948
Naps are great ideas. The fuck are you on about?
Akiko claimed
>>683530105
looks like 4chin fucked up again
>>683530215
Okay so I've been thinking for a while and here's a list of things I've eaten that aren't vanilla
>crocodile
>reef sharks
>urchin
>superworm
>scorpion
>kangaroo
>zebra
>snails
>grasshopper
>stingray
I'm forgetting a bunch
>>683530239
I'm a switch/primal myself but I cannot stand cucks at all. I know my dad is one and I look at him with contempt and confusion. i don't think it should be associated with femdom. It's more about the man than the woman I think
>>683530889
>off by one
Okay, here I go
Satisfying trio.
Miho claimed
>Shizuru get!
>Tired of lurking edition
claim i hope cow grill gets here soon i like the pic with teh baby cow
>>683532232
>>683531611
It was a joke about McMurray being on fire
madomado
Megumin claimed
>Drinking edition
I'm still here...
Aizawa Nagisa claim
my All Might/fist build in DS3 is proving quite the challenge at later stages.
>>683532406
Oh. The bbq went great. Doesn't get better than 2.2k houses and 5 human beings mmmm m! Tastes like Mugis cooking
How's everyone's night going?
>Best idol claimed
Tsuyu claimed.
>>683532202
Hello again, Yuuko.
Hope your night has been relaxing.
>>683532555
Noticed.
>And checked.
Vel'koz claimed
>>683531431
I'd think less hugbox is good. I'm not into RP at all and I find it incredibly cringey. But I'm pretty sure that can't be the only thing that's pissing them off. Then again, I don't expect you to know what's going on inside their heads either
>>683531529
That fucking pussy bitch doesn't even have lush purple eyes like me that can fire lazors
>>683532555
i was worried glad you are
>>683532687
>Mugi
yo nigga
>>683531948
reminder ~~
see you're waifu every day or take it with you !
Claiming
How are you waifus
>>683532824
Hello.
>>683533038
Why would you be worried?
>>683533187
venom's
>>683533187
Fine fine. How're you?
>>683532555
>checked and noticed
Hey there Ellen, back for more I see
>>683533333
>CHECKED
>H
>E
>C
>K
>E
>D
the full band version of Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ doesnt have shit on the YuiAzu version lmao
>>683533333
NICE QUINTS
>>683533246
just like seeing regulars :)
>>683533333
Nice quints
>>683533333
>checked
This is interesting
>>683532109
Best claim. Tbh
>>683532202
>hello again Ruri. I'm going to specificallycall out to you so you will actually answer me. WHY DOES NO OME TALK TO BUG EYES!?!??! :'(
>>683532434
Hey moo. I have a question for you.
Would you milk me?
>>683532929
>keyano
Laughed because that's a college in Fort McMurray. Lol its probably in cinders now
>>683532252
Never heard of superworm til now
>>683532339
Tired? What's up mang?
>>683532540
Game doesn't have army battle?
>>683532555
Hi
>>683532736
Did a 100 question A&P. Every high else should be easy right?
>>683532866
The bot
>>683533187
Good mang. You?
>>683533333
Checked
>>683533333
>checked
>>683533390
Spider girls are icky
>>683533507
Drinkin about to play csgo
>>683533333
Go on. Yes go on ALL OVER ME
FUCKIN CHECKED
QOTT: Who would you consider regulars to these threads??
>>683533551
You gave me a spark of inspiration
>>683533720
Looks like my when my asshole is itchy but I'm talking to my boss. Except with my ass cheeks and not massive anime tiddies
>>683533652
I beg to differ, your waifu is far superior.
>>683533551
But I've only been here a day or two...
>>683533512
I guess.
>>683533704
Hello.
>>683533720
not when they are dominatrix spidey girls
>>683533822
Thread Oldfag reporting in
Claimed. Grant Macdonald is my hero.
>>683533333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnaygBUOJJo
CHECKED
>>683533652
Don't worry flower, plenty of people talk to me.
Being popular is more of a curse. Many anons carried that burden and left.
Glad you didn't burn down superior claim. *wink*
>>683533704
Mm? Nah just got tired of playing overwatch so now i'm poking around here.
That's not a smug picture. Who are you and what have you done with the real Shinoa?
>>683533720
Sounds like a pretty good time.
>>683534012
Solid claim.
>>683533704
It's mostly politics, you declare wars and raise armies, but you don't get to lead a battle
>>683533943
My waifu is a shit pick lol. I only picked her because I think she's adorable. And the stuff I say just really isn't cute. At all. I thought it'd be funny.
Regardless. The best claim is here
>>683534031
What's up superior Maka?
>>683532929
yuuko
>>683533333
repeating digits
what do you want us to go on about?
>>683533704
hey there, hows your day going?
>>683533928
But why
>>683533980
Too many legs and eyes
And dat thickness
>>683533704
Good
I could use a drinking game though
>>683534142
Somebody should join me
>>683534031
liar!
>>683534003
Glad you're still here
>>683533822
you now
Curie claimed
I have decided to go to the doctor to see what is wrong with me. Nothing is working and I don't know how to fix it and its making my depression much worse. I don't know what else to do.
literally having a terrible fucking week. I hate my life
>>683533704
If you could survive that then it definitely should be.
>>683534184
Thanks cowboy.
>>683533822
where's Hand when you need him
>>683534069
Yeah? What's up you fucking walrus?
>>683534086
Kek
>>683534012
I would eat your waifu out SO HARD
>>683534303
Eh, it's just subjective I guess. Thanks though.
>>683534493
You're welcome Ram Rancher.
>>683533980
borderline lewd
>>683534362
Why to... what exactly?
>>683533822
A consistent patron who is recognized by nearly everyone else.
>>683533704
They taste like hazelnuts but their shields get between your teeth
>>683533822
>checked
Well I don't know all the oldfags but the people I see most regualrly are:
Megumin, Shinoa, Homura, Kyouko, Yuuko, Yui, Mugi, Tenryuu,Syndra, Tatsumaki, Karen, Galko, Milkanon, Bunny-anon and Shizuru
There's a bunch more but I can't remember them by name right now
>>683534535
lmao you wot?
>>683534303
>>683534423
Totally gonna sleep now. Promise. I just smelled a get and had to stay. Runner's instinct
Night!
>Eat healthy and exercise
>>683533980
I like you
>>683533980
Lol. I think Superior Maka killed your waifus husband
>>683534423
I haven't killed myself yet.
Don't worry, I'll make a final announcement before I do.
>>683534535
I'm sure Grant would eat you out too, right in the barn. So what's your lovely waifu's name?
>>683533333
Isn't this our second quints of the day?
>>683533652
That depends on the use of the word.
>>683534484
Well....that's one way to enter thread.
Hello.
>>683534900
farewell
>>683535024
at least wait for april 20th
>>683534848
Mugi looked like she was pretending to be a walrus with those chopsticks.
Have you never done that? I still do
>>683534484
What are your symptoms, big boy?
>>683533822
Anyone before last month tbh
>>683533935
Too cute!
>>683533958
What up with you?
>>683534142
I am the cute shinoa!
>>683534188
And trade stuff too I see. Like total war but total war leads armies to battle. Nothing like a good army leading witg legionnairies to attack a city with walls, mang
>>683534342
Good. Took a 100 question final. Everything else should be easy
>>683534362
Every lewd take a shot of whatever you have
>>683534484
About the masturebation thing?
>>683534489
HA! Psychology here I come!
>crying irl ;_;
>>683534730
Mmmm crunchy and full of protiens!
>>683535148
That's almost a year away.
I won't make any promises.
Notice me Senpai
>>683534342
Now kiss
>>683535138
No idea.
>>683535312
Thanks
claimed
>>683535349
B-but i love you~
Don't die.
hay guise
I want nothing more than to fall asleep again, just for like two hours. Gotta power through, though. Even though I still probably will crash.
>>683535026
>right in the barn
OHHH FUCK YES DADDY. MMHM YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW BIG MY KINK IS FOR FARMERS!
and her name is Marie Rose. She's from the Dead or Alive games
I never tried them. Just thoughtshe was cute and wanted to use her for these threads
>>683535312
But total war isn't as good with politics~
>Megumin
>>683535148
ok ill leave
>>683535306
about a week ago i started to be unable to feel sexual pleasure for no reason.
>>683535312
yes
I am having a bad week. I cant even fake being happy around my family. I have no motivation. I dont know what to do.
