>>683515250
dont link the fucking result page faggot

>>683515686
http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10031570

im literally retarded

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Done

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Here you go ya bitchass. Good luck. You better remember this shit come the time some other anon needs help and you have the ability to contribute.

>>683516535
>>683516646
you two are bros tysm. If i got nudes from her tonight i'd send them to you but i dont want everyone else having them.

>>683515250
For the pussy, I will help.

>>683515250
We got you bro, it's in first by a mile,
Go get that shit

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Does anyone else think she's cute as fuck i want to know

Get better game if you're relying on this to get you laid. For real man.

Personal army request approved.

She's a qt.

You have to agree to deliver if you promise something on a thread

I helped you out, just because I am a forever alone and want a bro to make it. Do it for me.

>>683517429
she already wants to fuck me i just want to trick her into thinking im popular now. why would i not do this
>>683517664
ty broski you da bes

Post more pics of her please.

I voted. Can't believe I did that for you. You're gonna fuck up getting laid I can already tell

Done and done /b/rother

>>683517897
I think it might have the opposite effect considering her type, it would be better to say you have connections

>>683517835
I'm doing this for all the anons that never had the chance. Because, once, I was the anon...

>>683517664
>>683517897

I want to change my vote after seeing you type like that.

>>683516958
I regret helping you

>>683515250
There you go, faggot. Don't say /b/ never did anything for you

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she changes her hair p often, this is how it looks at the moment. all my friends say she's too much of a tomboy and it makes me question if im gay sometimes. but she's very pretty and can be feminine too. she looks young as fuck though, not that im complaining. she's 19 for anyone wondering

>>683515250
Gotchu anon,this is one of the better times /b/ is helpful

>>683515250
alright

i voted, how will this get you laid?

you aren't just gonna be like yo, i got these faggots to vote for your song lol bite my dick off

>>683517664
>>683517897
>>683518236

Please retype your statement using proper spelling and punctuation or I will vote for something else hundreds of times.

got eem

>>683518376
Yea why would he hand them to two anons out of over 50 that helped which you guys would then share anyways. He's typing like an idiot too. He will manage to fuck up getting laid

>>683515250
>http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10031570
I'd vote for OoT personally, but I don't listen and it'll help a bro get laid. Remember that you owe the Anons of /b/.

>>683517897
>popular

LOL

WELCOME TO B

>>683518376
>>683518236
im typing like a huge faggot probably because im excited. i usually get like this when im happy and i cringe at it later.

>>683517427
yeah man, pretty cute.
6/10 against high standards.
Tear it up dude.
She's gonna love this shit.

>>683518046
I agree.

>>683515250
You fucking got it, kiddo. Poon on.

>>683518473
Yeah, she's cute. We will need something in return at some point though.

>>683518473
your fine, op, she is fuckable
for me hair coloring seems a bit childish, but dunno how old you are and maybe i am just a sad old cynic

>>683518473
You're questioning if you're a fag cuz Ur crushing on a tomboy. OK guys fuck this dude. Vote for whatever is in second

voted for it

>>683515250
GG. Good fucking luck, Anon. Try not to fuck up the last act, mate.

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She is fucking hot.

I'm on my way faggots. Let's get anon laid.

>>683518757
I won't forget you, anon. means a lot to me, as faggy as this whole post and situation is
.>>683518777
trips, nice, also yeah im not popular thats the point
>>683518624
thank you bro, you're the best>>683518718
>>683518718
i thought the thread was going to 404 in like 6 minutes like all my other threads. i type like a faggot in these situations, i agree. idek dude

>>683515250
Hope you enjoy your army, op, hope you get the puss

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fuck you great fairy fountain theme is the shit

>>683518473
7/10, cute personality, really into you, bonus points because geeky tomboy and blowjob eyes
Go forth and smash, OP

>>683518046

>>683518048
Godspeed, Anon.

>>683518832

Type like you have a modicum of respect for the people reading what you type. I am going to start voting for Ocarina Of Time - Hyrule Field until you start typing with proper spelling and punctuation.

gotcha fam, gl

>>683515250
Voted, good luck nigger.

>>683519254
thank you sir
>>683519296
i'll think of your service when im fucking her, anon
>>683519337
thank you very much for helping a faggot out
>>683519064
kek

I hope you make her cum atleast

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Get that shit, OP.

>>683519392
Anon, it's >>683518757 I have another outlet I'll plug this into for you. I'm bored and high and this is funny.

Voted for you bro, tho honestly the lack of majoras mask tracks in the vote makes me very very sad

>>683515250
Your method to get laid is to have people up vote some stawpoll? If you're lifting with each other, why the fuck are you stressing? Let it happen, faggot.

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>>683519772
WOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BOARD?! WHERE DID THIS FAGGOTS CONE FROM?! Are we being raided by Reddit?! GTFO OFF MY BOARD FUCKING CUCKS! This makes me sick to my stomach. Curse you all


>>683517664
This guy^ BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT

Done. Go get that shit and post your story here, pics appreciated.

It's done faggot

>>683520311
Majora's mask didn't have the greatest soundtrack though. The game was alright, but the music just wasn't awesome.

>>683515250
i hope you get laid op.

going to vote on your faggy poll.

We got ops back

>>683519772
im probably going to need it
>>683519430
thank you for your service, means a lot man. she's freaking the fuck out right now
>>683519545
thank you very much, anon

>>683520419
Oh right, my bad. *ahem*

Fuck off, nigger

>>683515250
I will help, anon. She's cute.

>>683520522
fair enough, tho i did enjoy deku palace, stone tower temple, song of healing

>>683520419
Shut the fuck up edgelord, it's fine to do something half decent once in a while. If you had friends and ever left the house EVER you'd understand the joy in helping a bro.

>>683520621
Who the fuck are you? Go fuck that trap beaner, you're clearly appeasing the cucks.

>>683520419
>http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10031570
Nigger i hope when i have some faggy request to get laid, some random strangers with too much time on there hands help me out.

If your board has changed so much you could just leave?

:I

>>683518473
That's a dude you faggots!

>>683520419
lol why are you so emotional about /b/.

vote in the poll or don't.

I'm not saying tits or gtfo, but if you like old /b/ so much, you'd post em.

>>683520419
kill yourself edgelord
raiding everything makes no sense, there has to be the possibility to succeed otherwise nobody will start a thread you dipshit

>>683520419
you don't get it man.
you never did get it.
you never will.

you've been here so long and you still insist there is no humanity on this board.
there always was man.
you were the cancer from the start.

Voted. Good luck OP

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>>683520621
>>683520832
>>683520903

>Taking the bait this bad
>not seeing "GTFO off my board" as 4chin meme
>Getting baiter by a faggot

When she dumps you for chad post nudes.

>>683521115
aw man i got baited. I really never can tell.

le troll master strikes again.

:(

>>683520956
even so, worth puttin' it in their butt.

>>683515250

Today you were a beta. But at least you weren't a faggot. With our help you will become an alpha.

>it's now destroying all other selections

Remember us while you fingerblast her anon.

>>683520447
>>683520489
>>683520541
Fuck this is making me so happy, i can't even describe it right now. this is insane, thank you guys.
>>683520522
if i gave a shit, i'd 100% choose majoras mask. i honestly didnt even see it on the list because of how quickly i voted for the spirit tracks song

>>683521115
literal retard

>>683515250
I dont usually do this, not your personal army, etc. But in this case, I will help you. Just because that bitch wears that choker thing, same as the girl I have a crush on.

>>683521357
Does your girl think your some kind of celebrity now?

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Alright OP you owe us. Post your face so we can see if you're decent looking enough to get laid because of this cringeworthy shit.

Done, can we see her bum or more of her body OP

Done

>>683521667
yeah, I'm interested in seeing OP too.

Scrub your exif data and post face homie.

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Damn skylar way cooler than sanic

>>683521338
ive never really been beta but ive never really been alpha either.
>>683521124
im laughing
>>683521092
thank you so much bro.
>>683520832
you made my day, along with everyone else. you did something great today in my opinion.
>>683520656
she's a qt
>>683520576
thank you for having my back, anon

>>683520419
>my board
>implying you were ever anything significant to /b/

fuck off, faggot snowflake

Good luck op, may this qt bring you lots of happiness!

Done. Bump. /b/ has a soul

I'll help her out because she's qt as fuck and also because I love lovey-dovey romances like this, it seems you're crushing from your first post.

Really fuck off though OP for a few reasons:
1. If you really think this is going to help you getting laid... I don't know what kind of retard you are. Step up your game.

2. Wondering if you are a faggot because she's supposedly tomboyish. Protip 1: yes, you're a fag and nobody cares. Protip 2: no, she isn't tomboyish, she's qt as fuck, and honestly, it doesn't even matter if she is. Protip 3: Your friends are lying and quite jelly, I bet they wish they are lying to ruin your chances and wanted to have a shot at her.

2. Stop acting like a fag and man up.You sound like an insecure faggot. Also don't try to be popular. Just be nice and confident. Take initiative and make things happen, and as long as you're authentic and nice you'll get that pussy. Don't screw this over faggot.

Voted even though I'm not so sure I should. Enjoy I guess.

>>683520777
trips of truth

>>683515250
Get that pussy bro

>>683521822
i wish she ever posted bikini pics. sadly no
>>683521665
i probably made her think im more popular than i really am and i dont know how im going to dig my way out of this
>>683521439
yeah, i always ignore the "TWITCH RAID!! HOP IN /B/ROS" threads because i think theyre dumb. i dont know why i thought this would work considering nobody really cares about them. but thank you very much for making an exception for this

>>683515250
>>683522154
Also PLEASE for the love of god's sake post more pictures of her now. Even if they're not nudes, we need them.

I consider them worthy payment for my vote.

>>683522154
I definitely can be insecure and say dumb things sometimes. But this is probably the best advice i've ever been given on /b/, profanity and all. saved this onto a blank document so i can reread it later. pretty faggy right??
>>683522329
>>683522091
>>683521997
fucking love you guys. this is making my day so incredible

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>>683522459
the hair will change frequently; this one is from forever ago

>>683515250
Ill help, dont let her go anon, please.

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>>683522459
whatd i say about the hair

>>683523249
I'll be honest, she's realy cute and I'm kinda jelly. I wish my gf was this cute and she's pretty cute too.
Can you elaborate on the therapy thing while posting more pictures?

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>>683522459

>>683523249

Nigga bang the fuck out of her and record, that's a rare palkia plush there man. 10/10 would dress up as pikachu and bang for a night x9001

>>683515250

Make a move and quit being a pussy.

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>>683523812

>>683523812
>that Adam's apple
Shhiiìiit it's a guy

>>683524177

>tfw your a dude and you have no Adam's apple

Nigga who care still good lay hopefully

>>683518473
>>683515250
looks like a dude

op can we see your feminine penis?

>>683524177
This nigga is gay. Nice try gay nigga.

>>683515250

Voted. Hope you get some puss, boss.

>>683523660
she is really cute and smart. the therapy session was this dumb thing that had been advertised constantly around the school for a few weeks. kids would tear them down, but they'd get torn back down. it was something really tacky that i initially hated but i eventually started to get curious to go to the sessions because of my own substance abuse issues (haven't drank/used pills in a month on the 22nd), depression, insecurity etc. she was there and was wearing this RoosterTeeth shirt, and she was much less intimidating back then so it was easy as hell for me to approach her. she was actually pretty reserved and didnt talk to anyone except me. now everyone has a crush on her and it makes me jelly a bit if im being honest. how the FUCK could you not crush on her though

this guy should be getting laid at this rate. You owe us nudes when the time comes. remember your /b/ros

>>683524656
Thank you for your service, anon
>>683524060
that is what im trying to do
>>683523829
my sides. she's a huge pokemon fan

>>683521914
Better post a follow up my nigga

Nypa, but I can help a nigga out. Get that mad puss /b/ro.

>>683524698
kids would tear them down, but theyd get put back up* they were shitty printed pieces of paper too, not even posters with effort

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The girl in your picture is Chelsey Dewitt. She's hot but a complete fucking nut job. She's real into EDm bullshit and sucking on randoms. She was sucking on my dick one time and then her dad came home. I recommend fucking her a few times and then leaving, just don't date her, she's poison lol. Here's a rare Pepe for luck

>>683524698
That's very cool and I wish you good luck. Hopefully you'll keep us up to date with your situation. She's so cute I'll be very mad if you manage to fuck this up.

Just don't forget my advice and you'll be fine. It worked with my current gf. If you're really insecure and like to learn by reading, you can try to read some of the PUA's works on how to pick up girls. Some of the stuff is only helpful on specific types of girls, but they're worthy to learn specially because it'll give you an inner confidence that you might not have. I find that Chase Amante's website was very enjoyable and easy to read, with tons of free helpful texts and subjects to read about.

ALSO KEEP POSTING PICTURES DUDE WTF?

>>683523812
>>683523249
this is a man

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>>683515250
Good luck op, you glorious faggot.

>>683515250
Good luck fag it's getting up there.

You better hurry and get with her, because I would escalate that girl so quick...

>>683524141
not even remotely similar looking

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>>683525653
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
>>683525844
OK I GOTCHU. hope you dont mind the hoe filter

>>683521357
But for the game or the soundtrack? I think it's easily the lesser of the modern age Zeldas.

This bitch is from southern Indiana and then moved to Indianapolis and then moved back to Evansville. Either this nigger is lying and posting pictures of a fake or she's lying to OP about her age.

>>683515250
Got you covered /b/ro.

>>683526742
Or maybe you're just retarded?

I hope you she has a dick and fucks you with it... Because we all know what OP likes.

Voted. Go tear that pussy up.

>>683524177
You're not wrong if I'm being honest, but I know some hot as fuck women with a prominent prominence as well.

>>683526921
Have fun, that vagina is a Coon Cave my friend.

>>683521083
Jesus Christ, anon. You're my epiphany.

>>683525755
Fuck you and your reverse image search, don't try to ruin this for the kid.

>>683527307
Oi mate, I'm not even OP, I just don't want you to be right.

>>683526413
Btw this is the website I was talking about. What I find to be particularly useful about it is that it covers a wide range of topics and every article has many relevant links throughout it that link to other helpful articles inside the same site, which made me go into a reading spree.

I remember when I was single, desperate and socially inept with girls I would go on reading binges until I eventually started going out with a few girls and gathered enough confidence. I managed to get a gf then stopped reading it shortly afterwards but damn... I guess I miss those times. Flirting and dating are the best.

More pictures please.

>>683520419
School is out already? Holy shit
>DUDE HAVE U HEARD OF BEE?
>ITS AN EDGY PLACE FOR HARDASSES AND CHEESE PIZZA? DO U KNOW WHAT THAT IS, I DO BCUZ IM FROM BEE

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>>683526413
Done hope everything goes well
>tfw i had a crush on somebody like that and she had a boyfriend

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>>683527408
Funny thing is, it's not even reverse image search. She went to a Castle High school in Newburgh, Indiana. Boonville Jr High and Loge Elementary in Boonville, IN. I legitimately know the woman in these pictures.

>>683527666
Hurr durr forgot link:
http://www.girlschase.com/articles

Start from any page that catches your eye and then just follow the links inside the pages around as you please. Also get used to the lingo and terminology that's often used.

>>683515250
You owe us noods, it's only fair

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>>683527666
nice trips. and lmao yeah, for sure i'll check that chase amante guy out, im curious about it now.

>>683528363
dont have nudes yet my man

>>683519530
This. The one from OoT is pretty fucking good too

>>683520419
Oh anon. Dont you see...
You were the cancer the whole time

>>683515250
best of luck, anon. may you be successful. may your dreams come true

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>>683528655
When you do though

Nice dubs btw

>>683524698
Really happy for you bro. This kind of shit never works out for me, but at least I can try and make something possible for someone else somewhere. That's what matters most.

>>683526413
why do bitches do the dog thing

It just broke 300 votes. Congrats /b/ro

>>683517427
She is extremely cute and hot

get that puss you ugly SOB

>>683528473
Just be mindful that some of the things explained there must be taken into context and well understood before it actually works... Or else it might backfire... Adapt situations to each kind of case and type of girl...
Although these things are explained in detail if you read enough of it to understand it. Also reading is nothing without real life practice. I used to catiously try out stuff from there one at a time and be surprised when it actually worked out... And when it didn't I tried understanding what went wrong and I usually find out that it was some mistake/ lack of knowledge and practice or misinterpretation on my part rather than a problem with the guides themselves. So when I fixed them it would work out.

Perphaps two of my most basic and helpful entry-level advices I can give you are:
1) Building CONFIDENCE and NATURALITY is key

2) Don't obssess over one specific girl or you will fuck things up. You'll feel under too much pressure and might also annoy her by being overly present/ obvious about your intentions.

Again, these are things that well explained over the articles much better than what I did, but for entry level, I wish I knew these things beforehand.

I got you my nigger

>>683530533
GAYYYY
voted.

>>683529197
Thank you for your wishes. love you
>>683529295
i wont post nudes (prob not) but i can keep you guys updated in the future if anyone even remembers this thread if/when i get with her. the "getting laid" thing was just for votes in the poll and more popularity in the thread. while i am incredibly sexually attracted to her, idk, i feel like it isnt my primary goal with her. i like her a lot for more than just her looks.
>>683529689
I know you don't want some sappy story about how it gets better and whatever, but still, youre making my day. youre contributing greatly to my happiness today and fuck, i cant thank you personally enough for it. While i can only refer to you as anon, for now, you are more than just anon to me. Thanks for having my back dude. I wish you the best in the future.

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>>683515250
Done, hope you get laid.
Show her more desire this thing are beta, show her that you can do things but those have a "price"

It greatly pleases me that though we are a bunch of autistic faggots, we still have some form of /b/rotherhood. Go ahead and unleash the insults. They only solidify this notion.

>>683530406
By naturality I mean smoothness... It's like applying the things you learned in a way that it doesn't feel evidently forced, like a random pick-up line would.
This is perphaps the hardest part, but it comes more easily with practice, study of the texts and (again) confidence gains.

>>683530406
Holy shit, thank you for actually being helpful/providing the resources. Probably the nicest guy I've ever met on 4chan to be honest. but i think i got "getting a girl" covered at this point lmao. i just need to build more confidence.

>>683531359
Y'know, it might help if you just went out in public and tried to be social. I dunno if you're a total autist like I am, but this helps when I need some sort of boost.

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>>683531806
Glad to help a brother out! I just wish you kept on posting her pictures... Did you run dry?

>>683515250
Normally I'd deny your personal army request but nerd love warms my heart

OP don't be a faggot, post her reaction/screenshots to the gay song being #1. Also more pics of qt3.14

>>683515250
Done. Goodluck getting laid.

>>683530835
OP if getting laid isnt your primary goal you're not going to have a very good relationship.

She wants someone who wants to fuck.

>>683532383
Second this, both things

OP, are you even there?

Yo chime is p fucking sweet OP
Anyway. Helped a /b/ro today, time to continue my meaningless existence jacking myself to traps and cleaning crumbs off my keyboard

>tfw this thread is just shilling by the youtube cuck