>>683491818
Because I was at last finally capable of getting free evening only for me. Its pain being forced to socialize every day of the week

>>683492052
I'm just a fat fuck that likes playing CS better than going out

I'm alone every night.

lots of work today
don't want to see anyone

wait i have my puppy fuck that she's cool

because I'm a faggot

>>683492052
same. It's a fucking task. People are exhausting, always smiley and asking you a bunch of questions like shut the fuck up

>>683491818
Wife's here with me.

Because it's not night for me fucking faggot

>>683491818

Broke off a 8 year relationship mear days ago. Now I have to find ways to fill my time, fapping and uncharted 4 seem to be doing an ok job.

Because my girlfriend is current halfway around the world, and the distance is ruining our relationship. Poorfag can't afford the cost of a ticket to go stay with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE

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>>683491818
Because you and everyone in this thread is a faggot, end of story.

Don't even bother replying, I won't be in this thread. Only faggots will see it.

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>>683493370
k?

>>683491818
Love is a thing hot people experience. I'm just happy I'm no longer a wizard.

Because skyrim

>>683493747
skyrim is horrible on pc.
just try to get mods to work. you cant.
and shaders are impossible

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>>683493080
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS

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Because I'm a fucking ugly loser. Pic related.

Any other questions?

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Feels thread.

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>>683495649
how are you ugly?

Because I am here forever

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>>683496753

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>>683496881

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this one always makes me LOL xD

>>683495649

youre just balding, no biggie shave that fucking head and youre done

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>>683491818
PTSD mainly.

>>683491818
They hate me because I don't want them to die. So eventually I shut them all out of my damn life.

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>>683496764
>>683497719
>mfw 4chan is the only place I'm not ugly.

I've been told that a lot. Wish it was me just being a Bitch, but yeah.

Thanks for the pickup

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>>683498494

>>683491818
Was suppose to go out and watch Civil War with my girlfriend but she bailed out on me to go on a road trip with her friends.

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Here's a read for ya.

>>683495649
shave that islamic beard

>>683491818
Because it's a Monday night and I'm on patrol while my wife is at home with the baby.

>>683499873
She's taking several different dicks. possibly a portion of them are black.

>>683500014
You mean while the baby cries in the other room while she's getting railed by Jamal right?

>>683495649
for real, shave your head and Id suck your dick

>>683499930
Wow

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>>683491818
>Haven't had a gf in the last 11 years.
>roommate doesn't move in until June
>all friends have either graduated, live off-campus, or are in foreign countries
>don't feel like dealing with other people anyway
Now I'm just sitting here nude, eating pretzels and going to play vidya soon.

>>683500154
What is it with you and black dicks, Anon?

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>>683500337
Yup, you caught me man. The woman who shot and killed a dindu for trying to rape her.

The women who regularly uses the word nigger and talks down on black people for being black. She's getting railed by a nigger. You caught me.

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Because it's fucking Monday

i live near seattle, everyone here is either
-introvert asian
-non english speaking indian
-shut in

beautiful place to live but i can't wait to get away from here. people here are so boring and it's been getting worse ever since microshit and amazon started bringing in all the punjabi assholes.

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>>683491818
Anxiety and too much sweating in public. I can never wear anything else over my t-shirt. I heat up like a reactor core whenever i talk to someone.

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>>683499942
It's actually not that long anymore.

Think I should get rid of it?

>>683491818
Because I live in a Bernie boner liberal cuck central city and I'm a raging sexist conservative

because i live in RTC and i'm not allowed to leave.

even if i was i have nowhere to go and no money to go there anyways.

>>683501002
nah looks good now

>>683501002
Are you bald or just keep it skinhead short?

>>683491818
because i got a dui and i cant do anything fun anymore

>>683501002
million times better bro. Clean-cut is the way to go

Cause it's 2:40 am and I woke up an hour ago. Life decisions.

No friend/girlfriend due to a mix of insecurity, laziness and fear of rejection.

But most importantly I have finals coming, organic and biology.

I'm also very anxious about what the future has in store for me because I'm getting a bachelor of science (biochem).

>>683491818
Because I have a small ugly penis :(

>>683501206
That's what you get for driving drunk, you fucking scum.

I live near no one and I don't know how to talk to girls without saying something cringey

Not too many are willing to stoop this low and I know I'm sure as hell not stooping any lower.

>>683495649
if you trimmed that amish beard youll look better but your far from ugly

>>683493510
biggest bullshit story right there.

there are more ugly people then hot people, lower your standards if you want love you fucking pathetic loser.

Because my wife is working while I'll play the last day of the Overwatch beta.

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>>683493080
what the fuck man

>>683501446
i had 4 beers, 4 beers is nothing

Broke up with my bitch who used her dead mother as an excuse to avoid going to my family. I instantly ditched her nasty ass.. I rather beat my meat

>>683501146
Balding

>>683495649
dumb fucking retard
its all in your head
first of all your are a bitch like everyone in this thread

>>683500964
Same here. Even in the coldest winters i have to wear a shirt and a jacket, i heat up so fast.

>>683501874
You still were under the influence and drove.

No excuse is fucking worth it.

I can have 8 German flagons and still able to walk and talk. But I wouldn't get anywhere near a car because driving a several ton metal vehicle is dangerous.

>>683502232
Second of all, you can't grammar goodly

Third of all, finish your list, faggot.

>>683496992
jus a bisch m8
theres no magic in relationships
if you want it you gotta work for it
tell em about the last time a fucking bill paid itself

>>683501962
Oh, then good job on getting rid of it early. I hate dudes who clings to tufts of hair like they still have a full head.

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>>683502385
stay insecure m8

>>683502434
Nope. Fuck that shit. If I'm gonna be clear in the middle, might as well get rid of that shit. Looks gross and ages me.

>>683502685
EXACTLY. my friend started balding when he was 19 and clung to that shit for 4 years before finally shaving his head bald and he looked ten times greater with a bald had than the wisps that he had before.

>>683499930
woahhh

>>683502342
well 8 german flagons is a good amount, 4 budlights aint shit

>>683491818
Im never alone op, Ive got voices that help me

>>683503080
Yeah, you can thank my German/Irish/Russian ancestry for that shit. I down alcohol like it
s water and function normally.

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>Best friend dead from OD
>Divorced from ex wife
>Took good paying job that keeps me on the road
>Said job makes it easy to avoid hometown and those that I would rather not deal with

>>683501002
At least 8/10

>>683504272
how to acquire good paying job?

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>>683504740
Are you fucking with me right now?

>>683505164
Learn skilled trade. Or not apply to fast food joints/ retail hell hole.

>>683491818
because my first girlfriend in 10 years dumped me last week after being together for a whopping week and a half

i honestly don't even know what i did wrong, if anything

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>>683499930

>>683506457
I'm willing to bet, you were way too clingy.

>>683491818
I'm surrounded by friends every night yet always alone. So close to checking out but will give it a little more time, if for no other reason than to slowly stop being around so the shock doesn't upset them too much when i do it.

>>683506628
actually, it was she who was really clingy and she also told me she was afraid of coming off as such, to which i said that i found it to be cute

>>683491818
Because I'm a fucking loser

>>683491818
Cause I needed a quiet night to chill. Enjoying me some bud, beer, alprazolam and the company of my doge.

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>>683507114
>so many red flags
holy shit, now I know why you had a massive dry spell.

>>683507469
do tell

>>683491818
Because full time job

>>683507912
>finding clinginess attractive

>>683495649
Shave, everything. Maybe leave some stubble if you like facial hair that much.

Your eye probably bothers you more than it does others, but if you can't get over that to achieve confidence then get it corrected.

There's nothing ugly about your facial structure, so those relatively simple fixes and you're completely above average. Congratulations

>>683491818
Living with my soon to be ex wife. Sleeping on the couch. October I move in with the love of my life. A short wait

>>683508020
Took a shot but it didn't work out.

Failing in the present doesn't mean you should regret the steps that got you there. I've dated some women that turned out awful, but I don't regret following my own feelings on the matter.

Because it's fucking Monday after work and I'm eating dinner.

>>683508825
Eye? Just one?

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>>683507912
If you want to get a girl, follow this advice. It seems counter productive, but it makes sense in that way too. Women are cheaters, but if you're good enough to keep them, they'll stay loyal.

>>683511218
lots of words with virtually no meaning whatsoever

what is this trying to say?

>>683491818
I still live at home and I'm unemployed but I am alone everynight for 5 years. It doesn't bother me much but I just want to do more with my life. It would be nice to have a gf again but thats not high on my list. Right now I need a job and my life has changed since I'm taking care of a month old puppy. Pupper is pretty cool and I feel like a father.

Cus i have no money....

>>683512224
Yeah I thought that at first too. But it makes a lot of sense the more you read it. If you don't get it, you're autistic or have never interacted with a woman who isn't family in your life.

>>683509145
Sounds intresting. Green text.

>>683501002
I'd superglue a dildo to your head, and we'd have a solid 20/10

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I'm not, I've you got you all.

Because Tropico 5 is free on psn and I have a fucking government to run.

>>683491818

Because I have nobody.

>>683512629
Can't tell if complement or insult...

>>683512537
i don't get it. i honestly don't

it goes on to say what to do, but it doesn't explain HOW to do something or WHY you're doing it. the end goal is to get laid, sure, but why am i to "keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection"?
how do i do that? what does that even mean?

there's a lot of that in this screencap and i can't make heads nor tails of it. maybe i'm just socially retarded

>>683499930
i fucking love this

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A girl who actually made me love again (after a couple disastrous relationships) is probably not that into me. We talked a lot, got close, had a one night stand, but I think she's gonna move on. She's flying back to her country in a month and a bit. I don't want to move on. She literally lightens up my days.

Go on /b/, call m a faggot.

>>683513128
It's vague because, while every woman is a disloyal slut, they have different buttons.
Maybe she's an artsy chick or a punk "I hate daddy" chick.
Maybe she's a masochist, maybe she's the girl next door.

Basically you need to do whatever you need to do to make her feel like you're choosing to spend your time on her but you won't look back if you choose to pick someone else.

Flirt with a girl, then dance with another one then go right back to her and flirt again.

Try it.

>>683513128
Validation and Rejection means like, you don't make it seem like you're puttting all your attention into them, don't suck her dick, don't treat her like a god.

Rejection would be seeming disinterested, like she's into you and you don't like her back. Keep her guessing. That type of thing. If that makes more sense to you.

>>683513450
Anon, why dont you tell her this?

>>683513094
Silly suggestion, you don't look that bad, actually.

>>683497279
You are an edgelord and that bitch that made the pic is just a massive attention whore screencaping her own shit
0/10 post

>>683513450
I'm pretty sure the other chicks lit up your day at some point before it all went south. Plenty of other chicks

>>683497901
From what

>>683491818
I've been alone all my life i've never once had an actual girlfriend, ive had sex before plenty of times but when it comes to the idea of being in a relationship i feel adamant about it.
It's to the point now where even when a girl makes eye contact with me and smiles or even goes so far as to initiate conversation i feel happy that some women find me attractive but im indifferent to the idea of them. ...Idk why... it worries me sometimes ...

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>>683491818
I had a date scheduled but she no-showed on me even though she set it up.

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>>683491818
Because she won't kiss me.

http://youtu.be/ROjPTanSWZA

Because i don't drive back to my parents place during the week anymore and my boyfriend can't give me a place to sleep

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Because the only friend i have is through the internet and she isn't even online right now

>>683497901
Hey over here bro

>>683513450
grow a sack and tell her faggot

>>683491818
I don't know. I think dating sites are unnecessary and fake. But I can't meet people around my block. What am I supposed to do? Go door to door being the good neighbor? That's even more fake than the dating sites. I don't know who I am. I never learned how to make friends. Please give me feedback. I doubt I'm alone in thinking this way. Help.

>>683513615
i would, but i don't have my own vehicle yet, and i think that's a lot of my problem. i'm working towards getting one

>>683513632
what happened to people being honest with each other? all this deception just seems wrong. if i like a chick, i want to be with them and i hope they want to be with me, too. i guess i am clingy. i wish i could change that, or at least understand why it is that i am the way i am

>>683492885
She's having someone else rail her. Dump her anon trust me

>>683514772
>I never learned how to make friends
Are you me?

I choose to be alone.

>>683500337

I like how as soon as a woman is home alone sex comes into it.

Jesus, man.

>>683515128
really now?

>>683514869
Men might be more honest. But honestly, after having been cheated on by a girl, I just don't feel like women are loyal or are very honest with men, because it's true, if they feel like something in the moment, they'll do it.

The difference is that my ex told me. But she kept the part about kissing for later after she told me she had feelings for someone else.

The funny thing is, that guy got with some girl and now she's trying to date someone else as a way to force me to get over her, like she's a martyr. But she also wants to date someone new. That never came up though until a while after we broke up.

Basically, get through your honeymoon phase bullshit and accept that women are sluts. Maybe keep one for awhile but never trust them to be loyal. You won't get hurt that way.

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The first girl claimed to have cancer so she didn't have to see me
The second girl denied me outright
The third girl flirted with me, but then didn't 'like me that way
The fourth girl went on a date with me and then promised to go out again then never got back to me
The fifth girl came out with me a few times, held my hand, hugged and kissed me and promised we'd spend Summer together. Then ignored me for 3 days and text me telling me she realised she wanted to stay single for a bit

To answer your question OP, I think I am legit cursed because I was so horrible to my ex this time last year. I've had 2-3 more rejections this year, but those were the main ones.

Because I somehow manage to make friends with assholes who use me and destroy what remnant I have of a social life that I managed to even make because I'm a raging autistic shit
So how are all of you?

>>683497901
just waitin' to go back out on patrol here soon..

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>>683491818
Probably because of the fact I go on /B/

>>683515043
All anon can share similar problems, that's why we're here. Right?

>>683515422
Nah, it's because your skills at picking up women are shit. Git Gud and you'll be swimming in pussy.

>>683491818

Jesus OP it's not even the weekend.
Also alone because

>I live in car
>I like it, both being alone and living in car
>once one spot gets too crowded with high volumes of people I leave in minutes

I swear if you have social anxiety it's the best life being able to turn on your "home", shift to drive and leave when one parking lot, campground, side street, etc gets too crowded

>>683514772

Σ'αγαπώ, αδελφέ

>>683515255
Yeah, I like to be alone. I can do whatever I want.