Tell her exactly what it is. She may be a little taken back but should at least appreciate your honesty

Very carefully

Tell her you like little girls, but probably wouldnt do anything to real ones

>>683490914
dont watch loli, problem solved.

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You don't.

>>683490914
You dont you pedo fuck

>>683490914
If you really need to tell her that, just say you like cute girls.

>>683491544
This

>>683491544
The power of dubs has spoken!
Just say you fap to hentai

>>683491229
>>683491459
this
If you like real loli then I probably wouldnt tell her that, but tell her you fap to little animated girls. maybe she will indulge in your fantasies

I guess loli thread then?

>>683491716
this

>>683491229
>>683491233
>>683491459
>>683491802
KYS

Show her your name on the sex offender registry, it will sum up the situation better than you will be able to.

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What are you fucking insane? Don't fucking do that 99% chance she's a normie who will freak and brand you as a pedo. Just keep it secret man. The worst thing I told my gf is I love futa and she was cool with that. She doesn't know I like Loli though

>faps to loli
>has a gf
pick one

>>683492718
I fap to Loli and I have a gf.

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>telling anyone what you fap to
>ever

>>683490914
Tell her you fap to generic shit if you want to still have a gf after.

>>683490914
Jest say 2d girls
If she pressures you any further, say pettanko

Tell the fucking truth, unless your like my who faps to gore

>>683493403
Like me *

Completely depends on your girlfriends personality, she could freak the fuck out or not give a shit depending on how open minded she is

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>>683490914

I wouldn't just because as >>683492540
you can't be sure how she'll react.

Tell her you jack off to normi porn.

If you tell her you get off to loli, she's gonna think you're a pedo which you kind of are in a way.

PLUS if you guys break up down the line, and it's a messy break up, you've just armed her with a weapon you'll never be able to counter. She'll be posting it on facebook, she'll be calling your mother saying you admitted to jack to drawings of little girls, and chicks have no issue with bend truth until their almost lies. She'll probably even go as far as saying she found a stash of kiddie porn on your computer.

There's nothing worse than a chick in vengeance mode.

You don't tell her.

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>>683492832
Let me guess

>>683490914
Nigga have you lost your marbles
Never tell anyone you fap to loli unless you want the whole town to lynch you because there is no way she would stay quite about it

>>683490914
tell her you just watch lesbian porn

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>>683493653

This too

>>683490914
i have been conditioning my girl for a few months now, occasionally showing her a game im playing and showing the cute loli character im playing

then more regularly saying i like small cute girls, saying her sister is cute (her sister is younger and just much smaller) when she is playing a game commenting on all the young girl characters.
she knows i fap to hentai so hopefully loli wont be much of a jump

You explain that you have a fetish for something utterly repulsive.

>>683494132

>likes loli
>tells girlfriend her younger sister is cute

You sound like a future paul bernado

>>683494452
i prefer 2ds
10:1 fap to loli - fuck gf ratio

>how do i explain loli to her?
tell her it's japanese drawings of young girls?

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>>683495304
>it's art
what could go wrong

>>683495180

Yeah but you never say imply you have a thing for little girls (even if they're just drawn) and then compliment your girlfriends little sister.

That's just asking for trouble.

test

>>683493659
Cringey as fuck joke my man. No an actual woman. I know that comes as a shock to someone like you

>>683490914
>>683491229
>This
Maybe shes into loli too? Anyways, tell her the truth, it can only get better OP trust me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G7S1Mzh9qQ

"Spiderman porn"

>>683495647

Or this could happen >>683493653

>>683495647
That's a terrible idea, the majority of people are brainwashed into thinking anything to do with kids is pure evil, they're unable to even think logically about it

It's pretty much suicide telling someone you fap to loli without first knowing their stance on such topics

It is completely possible she'd be fine with it of course, but I don't think I'd consider it worth the risk

"Hahah hey you know how i find all these weird internet sites and fetishes right?"
"I found this thing called lolicon, its really fucking off though, wanna see?"
>sure anon, show me
"Okay but i warned you"

Then just judge her reaction to it.
Maybe push forward a little, ask if she thinks it should be illegal.
Remind her gay marriage was illegal once but people progress.
Etc.

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>>683495489
it'll be fine, its double action, lowers her self esteem and enforces the idea that im into small girls

when we first started fucking she offered a threesome with her sister.. now shes attached so she doesnt want to share the dick, mistakes have been made

>>683495647
That youtube link has to have made me dumber just by watching. That has nothing to do with honesty, his inflection, etc. is all calculated to affect the listener- its pure rhetoric, and he dare claim to present a system of truth.

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>>683493653
Let me just clear up this little misconception that many of you believe.

It doesn't matter what you tell her. I've had a good bit of experience with women, and I've told some gfs I was into loli anime and everything and with some it never came up.

Let me say it again: It doesn't matter what you tell them. If they want to make something up to give you shit, they don't need anything. They'll make something up. Also, loli isn't even illegal here so it would be pointless.

But again, it doesn't even matter what you tell them, if a woman has it in her head to get you in trouble, domestic abuse is the #1 100% go to. Forget about rape accusations. Forget about child molestation accusations. All she has to do is SAY that you threatened her with a weapon of some kind, while in private, and your whole fucking world will come down harder than most of you can imagine.

So again, don't be scared of stupid shit. Be aware of what you really need to be scared of.

>>683496243

Wow you two really could be the next Karla and Paul Bernado. Good luck make sure you film it like they did

>>683490914
I fucking love dark skin , heart-shaped pupils loli

>>683496477
if she starts lining up victims for me i sure will
..hey my house is near a highschool and i get schoolgirls walking past my place every morning too.. damn stop profiling me you commie fuck, you just want the footage

>>683496730

All the signs point to your future, good luck

>>683496397
The problem is woman think with emotions not with logic.
When she loves you, you're perfect infallible. Liking loli is fine.
When she breaks up with you, you are the most horrible person in this world.
She then ties this with your loli obsession and adds fuel to the fire.
>Oh my god i gotta tell somebody before this person hurts more people like me.

>>683496397
Fucking hell, looks like being a nogf kv might be worth it if I can avoid that

>>683490914
It's girlfriend repellent

>>683495304
its illegal you nigger

>>683496477
Who?

>>683497112

Google is your friend

>>683497062
That depends on your jurisdiction you double nigger

>>683496961
its ok m8, once you learn to handle them its fine, prepare to put in some work though

>>683497212
No, faggot. Spoonfeed me

>>683490914
How can you fap to a animated picture you creepy bastard and even worse a animated picture depicting a child.. KYS

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>>683496243
cosplay taiga gives me hope for my life...

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>>683490914

Say you fap to this. Then say just kidding and whatever comes next will be such a relief she won't even mind.

>>683497415

Nah you can just as easily look it up

>>683496919
And that's my point. That would be the most innocent, idiotic thing she could do, and all you have to do is ignore it.

You can't ignore it when she tells a cop you threatened her with a weapon, and next thing you know, you're in prison, and they have ramsacked your entire house to find any weapons and confiscate them while you await trial.

Again, it doesn't matter in the least what you tell them. some girls will love roleplaying loli, or seeing it with you, others will hate it, but if they are going to be trouble, that's not the angle you should worry about. With anything like that, you can just say she made it up and go about your life.

With a domestic abuse allegation, the police have a procedure they follow to "protect the victim" and you will go to jail no questions asked, and you will have your house searched and possessions seized. It's real shit.

If she tried that saying you've got lewd cartoons on your computer, nobody is going to give a fuck.

>>683497508
Nice bait, or are you that retarded?

>>683494132
the way you've handled it you needn't worry about her breaking up with you anon, just focus on the fact that she'll call the cops

>>683497564
this looks like some mods

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>>683497760

It's bait

>>683497926
It's nip cosplay
Relax fagtron

>>683497760
Let me guess ermm your also a sick fuck who has a hard drive full of this shit

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>>683497564
yes

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>>683498119

>ermm

Trying too hard anon

>>683494132
I'll second this. Loli VN's and stories are an excellent way to introduce the lady in your life to what you're into. women love sex stories, and that's what VNs are. If you just show her some grotesque guro shit, she'll have a bad reaction. Never do that. Always go with the cute fun loli.

Can't go wrong. Even if she doesn't into it, well, that's not your problem, it's hers, and that's the attitude to take with it. You are who you are and a man knows what he likes.

>>683497889
wont happen, shes completely loyal.. as asians are

>>683498162
I'm not big on cosplay, but I must admit she makes such a great Taiga
...brb time for a Toradora rewatch

>>683498276
Sauce on that eroge ?

>>683498570
>brb
>Toradora is 24 eps long
>implying the thread will be there some 8 hours later

>>683498333
yeah, i play the most borderline shit on steam, and if she asks she understands that if its on steam its acceptable
making her play it though.. maybe an rpg, nepnep or something, a vn might be too much

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>>683498703

No clue

>>683498703
>weeb enough to know eroge terminology
>doesnt instantly recognise tinklebell animation
jesus dude

>>683498065
still looks like you s hould go die in a fire to me. Whatever you want to call it

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>>683490914
Say you like little girls and proceed to redpill her about how all men are pedophiles. Best case scenario it'll turn her on and she'll agree to make a loli for you to have fun with.

>>683498783
>Implying I'm not just pulling it off my backup drive and will watch it while shitposting
Ishyggd

>>683498973
this, smelled it from a mile away

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>>683498999
>in a loli thread
>cant handle lolis

>>683499061
how do you make a loli?

>>683498703
Rondo Duo

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>>683499061

Worse case you get arrested on suspected child porn charges and better pray you don't piss her off enough for her to hunt that shit down and put it on your computer.

>>683492832
Same.

>>683490914
>basically i'm a pedophile but not really a pedophile because they're just drawings of 8 year old girls getting plowed by 30 year old fat asian men, and not actual little girls, so no crime is being committed. so basically I'm not a pedophile.

>>683498799
Hyperdimension is normie tier shit
Have her play LW Romanesque or something.. The steam ver is censored

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>>683499199

I assume he means dressing up for age play

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>>683499199
A lot of love, a bit of luck and some careful planning.

>>683499320
Well you only live once

>>683492718
>>faps to loli
>>has a gf
>pick one
Top kek

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>>683499355

Actually if you're into lolicon because it's prepubescent girls (duh) you're a pedophile. Doesn't mean you like the real thing or are a child molester but you are a pedo.

>>683499320
I feel bad for knowing the source material for this rendition

>>683499541

Why'd you green text the whole thing?

>>683498999
Your a waste of three insignificant repeating digits
Do the world a favor; take a long walk off a short pier

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>>683499608

Kek

>>683499641
>>683499541 (You)
>Why'd you green text the whole thing?


Because greentext rules!

r/zz6e6M

>>683499608
It's posted here all the time, it's still ice cream at least

>>683499608
Don't

>>683498999
just one post away from quads. damn son

>>683499790

You must just be new, it's ok, glad you had a good laugh

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>>683498162
THERES MORE

>>683490914
Just tell her you like animated middle schoolers

>>683490914
Are you fucking nuts?
Even if it isn't illegal and you have no attraction to little girls you just don't talk about this shit with anyone who isn't on the same page for sure, even if he/she is you still don't talk about it.

Just don't.

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>>683499490

Yeah but I wouldn't say it's worth it.

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>>683499905
Source material looks better, she looks a bit retarded in the drawing.

no pedo

You probably shouldn't. Just say you like traps, easier to explain.

>>683499929

Kek fam pls respect me its my mobile app dont ruin my laifu

>>683499565
You obviously didn't pick up on my satire

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>>683500093

Wait, why not talk about it if you're both into it? That's just denying yourself pleasure there silly.

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>>683499152
>living the dream

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>>683500188

A lot of people lolifags and nonlolifags seem to be confused about whether or not loli=pedophile so I thought I'd clear it up, didn't know you were joking

>>683500188
Not him, but satire is not always easy to pick up via text. Also, dubs.

>>683497508
so kill yourself is the new thing now? And to the extent that we shortened it into an acronym? Is that how much people use it? Nigga just commit suicide.

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>>683500126

Well it is a drawing compared to a photo, I like the drawing more but then again that's just me

>>683499859
wat

>>683500542
>commit suicide
>not sudoku

>>683499859
what website is this for?

>>683499565
why else would someone be into lolis

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>>683499943
yeeeeeee

>>683491663
this!

>>683500802
Low effort
Bait harder faggot

>>683500126
I just coated my dick with sprinkles.

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>>683500802

More or less some people think pedophile means you're into the real thing and/or are a child molester, they don't know it simply means you're into prepubescent children (some people actually think drawings of children doesn't count) so they panic and think it's an insult

Don't you dare tell her you are a pedophile!

>>683490914
Phild Corn

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>>683499320
>>683499608
I found it.