>>683437730
I bought some food I already ate...

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>>683437730
A dildo for OP. I still think it will be too small for him.

>>683437730
bought steam key. dont know whats going to happen.

2 pizzas

>>683437730
I bought a cabbage. My fridge will be tight

>>683437730
a prostitute :x

>>683437730

I bought a dog.

>>683438183
Me too. I die of dehydration.

A bottle of vodka. Fuckin awesome

I bought weed

I'm going to have some big ass YuGiOh cards...fuck.

>>683437730
>Diamond Ring
I'm fucking rich bro.

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>>683437730
>Wendys 4 for $4 plus jr.Bacon Cheeseburger
Im plenty ok with that.

A goji berry cutting. Oh, joy.

I now have 60 beers.

>>683437730
The last thing i bought is a 15.5 hp single cyl riding lawn mower. Not sure if win or not.

10x six pack of beer

whatever

>>683437730
lays chips and a pepsi. the fuck am I going to do with this?

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>>683437730
Couscous
Well, not a catastrophy, but I'll bet I get really tired of eating that in a while.

>>683437730
Not at all... i got a huge ass cheeseburger now.

and Ex-large pizza Jesus fuck me

Flowers for mothers day. She's gonna be so happy.

air conditioning awaiting delivery
well, airconditioning for the whole neighbourhood it is

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>>683437730
I bought her for 500.

I just finished a bagel... This may be uncomfortable

>>683437730
the last thing i bought was a cup of coffee. so i guess i have 10 cups of coffee. meh

>>683437730
a pack of cigaretts. i guess im smoking camel superwides now. #toke

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Yogurt tin. Cherry flavor. Needless to say, I'm pretty excited.

A pound of dried chipotles

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Snus

fuck yea! thanks OP today was a good day

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this printed on a cup

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>An arbys beef and cheddar.

Well I guess I have lunch for the week

A four Loko.

Fuckin siiiiiick.

OREOS MOTHERFUCKER

>>683438874
Well done mate enjoy your 16meters girl 5meters shoulders

Bought a six pack of beer this morning.
Now I've got enough to last me all week.

>>683437730
my mini shovel is now a normal size shovel.

Fucking awsome now my tide laundry detergent will last 10x longer

Canned instant coffee. Might die of caffeine poisoning if there's such a thing.

A dremel tool. Looks like I have a circular saw now

>>683438874
got more?

>>683438358
Me too

>>683438874
so, is she 10 times bigger for 5 minutes, or does the effect last longer than ur erection?

>>683438874
>500

Dude you got robbed

guess i have 20 grams of weed now

>>683437936
kek

I bought some Wendy's last. So, the 4 for 4 just turned into a 40 for 40? Good with me

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>>683437730
I have maces now basically!
>hyped

>>683438338
same, iv got 20 grams of weed... fuck yeah!

I forgot
I bought some groceries past I thino

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A can of Dr. Pepper. Niiiiiiiice

>>683437730
There's now a 50' methed out hooker in Las Vegas. They're fucked, not me.

>>683437730
The last thing I bought was a 1/16th Iron Man model...
So it'd become an almost life size Iron Man statue? Kinda awesome.

>>683438254
>>683438183
DEATH BY SNUSNU

Gasoline for a week became gasoline for a couple months

>>683439428
Wat

You had 2 grams of weed before? How's that even possible?

I bought beer, sweet

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Her.

>>683437730
5 gallons of water. Sweet, I get free water

>>683439911
shes fucking disgusting and not even impressive

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A Nikon D5300

>dat sensor size
>dem megapixels
Hell yeah

>>683437730
>he bought a 10-year-old phone sticking out of a shitty benz
why

> two umbrellas for my deck
> bell pepper
> Advil sinus
> can of timber wolf straight
> smoke juice for my douche flute
Win?

>>683439093
She's hungry now, she wants to suck on me.

>>683437730
I'm gonna have some big ass cigarettes...

5gs of weed lol

>>683440313
blessed

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>>683439178

A can of cherry coke, not bad.

That pork pie I ate is gonna kill me

>>683438840
Until she's crushed by the monstrous giant orchid

>>683437730
Massive fuck crockpot as shit Holmes

16oz. of gold

>fuck yes

Hmm, 7G of pure Heroin. I can work with this OP.

>>683439911
Name?

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>>683437730
Protien shake, d-does that mean the powder inside of it grows, or is it just the container

>>683437730
Glad I didn't buy that bee colony yet that would have been one hell of a bad day.

>>683437730
weed


awesome mane

>>683437730
ten beers then.

Two medium power green lasers

Ben and Jerry's 10x pint???!??

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>>683440427
Looks like Crazy Amy

>>683441111
Check'd

A plate of dumplings I ordered 3 days ago. Some sewage worker is in for a treat.

>50m led Strip
Cool i guess

>>683441030
>d-does that mean the powder inside of it grows, or is it just the container
both

What the hell am I going to do with a giant pair of scissors

>>683437730
Pizza. Awesome.

>>683438588
>not wanting a 155hp, 10 cylinder riding lawnmower

what kind of faggot are you?!?!

>two Imperial Knights

Ave Imperator

>>683441544
Open a new building in the city.

>>683441185
Oh shit I forgot about that crazy bitch. Wonder what ever happened to her?

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I bought gas...i'm fucked and asplode

Bought a GANT sweater and it was to small.

>>683437730
im gonna have so much neer

Last thing I bought was a 1/4" stainless steel NPT plug

I already put it in my high pressure system

It would seriously damage a pressure relief valve, but I blocked up that valve so I'm not sure how bad that would be overall

Pretty hype since it was a cheese pizza

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Great. I now have a Nikon lens that takes photos from 140-240mm at f/0.5 and weighs 11 pounds and has an aperture the size of a frisbee.

Actually, that would be kind of an interesting lens and probably look like this.

>>683437730
My new 40mm grinder. I coulld live with this

bought a house for ants, now i have a home

>>683441706
Implying it wouldn't just become a giant 1 cylinder mower

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>>683437730
2 packs of Borden sliced processed American cheese. They're in the fridge. Some of the shelves are going to be broken and one drawer. Food and drinks everywhere.

>>683441856
The restaurant closed, she wrote a cookbook, Sami's still probably doing gangster shit.

>>683437730
Work boots?

Maybe I can stick some wheels and an engine in them and drive them to work.

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>>683441185

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...a dildo for my gf which i can control by using my phone.

Not even fucking kidding.

Pic related, the one i bought.

>>683437730
Giant mother's day bouquet. You're welcome mom.

>>683438874
Hmm a giant hooker

now im into vore so

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That's a lot of fucking face masks

>>683442776
A guy I knew bought his gf a dildo. She stopped fucking him and he got very salty.

>>683437730
Digital copy of Dark Souls III
I guess my hard drive is full now, that's annoying.

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>>683443226
This could happen.

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Muh hammer. Smashin time!

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a really pricey cake....i guess its a win

>>683443654
Your hard drive isn't large enough to hold ten games? That is annoying.

>>683437730
Holy shit I have so much tea now. Stoked.

>>683440928
LovelyLittleL

Galaxy Note 5

...shit

20 litres milk.

>>683437730
Food, soap and beer.
Seems like only wins for me.

>>683439911
>the candels in the back
She's so classy

>>683438183
Be glad you fucked her before she became a hamplanet.

I bought chocholate for my mom on mothers day, am I the only one?

>>683439416
The fuck are those?

half gram of Ketamine. I would be so fucking happy

>>683443858
In addition to all my other shit, no.

That's a lot of weed

>>683444473
Micheal kors watch and some bath bombs

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I don't know how to handle this

>>683438972
underrated

>>683444126
Does she do anything besides deepthroat? It's hot, but she's a bit of a one trick pony.

>>683444889
you rich motherfucker, can you borrow me some cash?

>>683439057
so what colleges do you plan on applying to?

>>683444919
is it homemade

I bought gas. Not a full tank, but enough to get me where I was going. I'm ok with this.

J's deli sandwich.
>>FUCK YEAH
Never buying food again, I'm set for life

>>683437730
Groceries. Pretty fucked except the non-perishables.

>>683437730
I just bought and ate a rather large bistec empanizado. I am fucked

>>683445278
Actually you'd only be set for about 10 serving sizes.

Cinnamon scone from Panera? Sweet

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>>683441823

A bag of taqis. I fucking love taqis.

>>683445278
Jasper's?

>>683445149
>lend me some cash

30 pack of natty lights B^)

>>683445575
Oh lord. Bet you wish you bought some better beer.

>>683445472
overrated beaner snack

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Nutella

>>683442344
The shed I bought is now a hangar

>>683445658
Budgeting calls for some quality cuts

>>683445789
where is this from

>>683437730
My weed grinder :D

>>683445898
Futabu

>>683445961
thanks

>>683437730
10x more gas

im okay with this

>>683443533
That's why you get them smaller dildos or vibrators

I got my wife a vibrator and it's great (got her one of the Hitachi magic wand clones)

Now I have to put in only half the effort to get her to cum

>>683437730
COFFEE FOR DAYS

>>683437730
A cupcake?

Just bought medical grade weed in bulk... fuck yeah

>>683437730
800ml bottle of Passata. I am neither hyped nor fucked. I am merely inconvenienced.

meh i just bought a cup of coffee.. i already drank it tho.. so i guess the next last thing, is my 101cm TV.... soo noooow. ITS 1010cm wow!! it wont even fit in my room... well not in any of the rooms actually

guess i have to take it out into the garden, i guess its possible to build something around it to protect it from the weather

>>683444168
Jelly

You now have a 57" 2k tv with touch support

big mac menu + mcchicken menu + onion rings

>>683439222
You got kik Anon?

>>683446251
> Medicinal marijuana
> No THS
> Can't get high
> Get rekt