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Ask a serial killer anything
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>>683430974
Where is the body, what is your trophy, and what is your choice kill/method?
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What's the best way to start killing cunts and dispose of the body without a trace?

I've read the body disposal method, but I live in a shitty granny flat that does not have access to a bathtub.
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>>683430974
so you feel you NEED to kill or is it just like you did it once and why stop?
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>>683431099
>683430974
Literally this OP what's your thing do you leave behind a signature
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>>683430974
Are you a serial killer?
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>>683430974
Hows it feel being a 12 yr old virgin?
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Prove you are a serial killer
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>>683430974
Frosted flakes or cheerios?
Also KYS
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>>683430974
How did you come to be such an edgy faggot? Mommy not give you your tendies today?
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>>683431099
I usually kill hookers, leave them where i found, my trophy is their photos before i kill them, i have about 7 whit them crying, i like to use sharp objects, the last one was with a screwdriver
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>>683431732
So generic. Boring. Thread dead now.
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why?
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>>683431732
Your not even trying
Fuckoff
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>>683432019
give him time to develop and evolve
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>>683430974
Waffles or pancakes?
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>>683430974
Hello keemstar
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whats your fav type of chocolate ?
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>>683430974
I kill serial killers in my offtime. I'm something like a real Dexter. Would you like to take a challenge and give me clues as to where you're located so I can kill you? Or should say rather, so you can try to kill me.
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>>683430974
Prove it.
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Could you do humanity a favor and serial kill yourself edgelord? If you really are a serial killer, which I highly doubt, this goes double
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>>683431732
that is a thing ive seen

I saw and read about a serial killer who does this but was not caught, just some photos that where found.

im going to go lurk and see if i can find the case and name
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>>683432562
Kek. Nice idubbbz reference.
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>>683430974
great product placement
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>>683432592
Hello Dexter Morgan
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>>683432624
Slowtard thinks its real
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>>683430974
Logo fail
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>had girl
>nag a lot
>hate women now
>stage accidents with women who nag
Simple stuff, loose steps into laundry room, exposed wire to change bulb, chew cords and leave unplugged so she grabs and plugs in..
>find decent girl after 6 or 7 get hurt seriously
>goes to plug iron in
>fuck.jpg
>come home to her lying on floor blue lips and red eyes
>ohwell.gif
>continue staging accidents and getting away with it
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>>683430974
Did you ever considered working for mafia? Or some gang? I bet they are looking for individuals with your talents.
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>>683432975
The ability to be a massive faggot? Don't imagine they'd need that.
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>>683432786
not really sir

Not sure about op but the serial killer i spoke of, i read about before. Now either i could call bs on OP or shit post saying this is OP, or any other thing i can image.

You making assumptions like what you just did, makes you even more ignorant than if i believed OP statement.

He said he is a serial killer either true or false, probably false, he still said it.

I brought up a case ive read about and wanted to look into it, regardless of OPs sincerity.

And you make the judgment that you know what im thinking or doing
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>>683431732
pic or it didn't happen
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>>683431732
Anything you're willing to share?
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>>683430974
How is middleschool doing
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>>683431732
I killed tupac nigger.
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>>683432934
not getting caught is a good method, it is better than public theatrics, modern days i dont think zodiac would have an easy time getting away with what he did

this is how you differ from a true passion than attention seeking.

mass shooters theatrics and public shock = getting caught, always

doing stuff secretly shows its for pure personal pleasure
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>>683433504
top bosg gezdosh
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>>683433137
You feel smart bud? You're arguing with a complete rando for no reason. Lulz. I'm wasting time at work, why are you here?
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>>683433461
Killing without it being somewhat known you killed is a waste of time. Unless you like watching as they die to see their emotions. This guy pretty much just killed peeps for no reason. Waste if you ask me.
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What is your favorite manowar album?
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>>683433665
wasting time
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>>683430974
how does it feel to watch the live leave the body
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>>683433975
Aight nigga, u good in my book.
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>>683431732
Literally so boring that you deserve to be killed.
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This nigga is lying. Real men using cesium hydroxide.
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>>683433942
Gods of war
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>>683431335
this
In the basement of his single mother house, too
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>>683434346
Why does he live in the basement if he's 12? That's what 40 year olds do that have to MOVE BACK home. Nice try insulting a stranger tho.
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>>683430974
How many series do u have?
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>>683430974
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>>683431364
this
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Op write the numbers of you post on your next victim, so when police find you and it hits mainstream we can link the victim and the post you made. Then we know you are not bull shit, because you can timestamp shoop anything
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Post pictures of victims
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DOES THIS TRIGGER YOU, OP?!?!?!
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>>683434968
So funny. You should be a comedian
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>>683434968
something about it bothers me, im not sure why

im not op though
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>>683435114
Thanks babe
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>>683430974
Why'd you suspend your Presidential campaign?
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if quads post proof
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>>683430974
what general area are you in? I would like to watch you kill your next victim
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>>683435336
kek'd
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>>683435638
respond to my fucking question asshole! Are you going to let me watch or not?
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>>683435247
Wanna fuck now?
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>>683435173
it's this cereal
reminds you of niggers mixing in where they don't belong
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>>683435814
He won't
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>>683435833
Best post in the thread. It's so simple but so great.
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>>683435173
The brown and white cereal mixed together. you are being subliminally subjected to interracial conditioning. FUCKING JEWZ!!!!!!!!!
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What to use so you can think of this picture
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>>683435833
>>683435984
we think outside the box my friend. The powers to be cannot pull the blinds over our eyes. WHITE POWER!
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>>683435984
Too much, over the top. Not funny. Joke already made. Tits or gtfo
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>>683432727
fuckin kek'd
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>>683436082
WHITE POWER!
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Do you kill people on the regular basis?
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>>683430974
we need proof faggot
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>>683436677
>its probably once every few months
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Is op here?
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how do i delete desktop strippers?
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>>683436840
heh

dat filename
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>>683430974
what is your preferred victim/ method of killing?
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>>683437219
see
>>683431732
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>>683430974
What's it like being this 14 years old and edgy?

Pro tip: serial killers tend to have great difficulty consciously acknowledging what they are. Most will either continue to deny it until the end, or claim that their actions bother them. Dahmer for example claimed that he never wanted to murder any of his victims, and doing so sickened him.
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>>683437630
>hes not a serial killer
only 12yo fags believe op
just indulge him, see what shit he comes up with
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>>683431732
lying faggot
you=fake and gay
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>>683432934
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

pics or it never happened fajjit
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>>683430974
Aw you're one of those faggots that kill hookers? Not cool man not cool. Shit already sucks for them as is.
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>>683434489
maybe he isn't loved by his mother? ever thought about that?
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killing hookers really? Come back when you climb up the food chain you fucking beta.

Try going for a challenge and kill some upper class white guy.
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>>683438344
there is nothing wrong with killing hookers. Coal burners should be the first on his list but maybe he kills the hookers who fuck niggers, so, he's doing the world a favor
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>>683438344
Check'd and
fucking this ^
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prove that you are, what you claim, faggot! some evidence with timestamp n' shit, or you can lick the salt off of my ball sack!
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>>683433109
Kek
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>>683433461
Zodiac didn't exist anyway, that was a bunch of unrelated murders with a serial killer hoax.
>different MO
>letters completely different
>only ever used info that was publicly available...
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>>683430974
What sort of reading material do you enjoy
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whats your problem op?
>were you abused as a child?
>did you grow up in an orphanage?
>did your parents die before you when you were young?
>did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention?
>did you watch a marathon of dexter?

what has compelled you to make a post as though you can answer any question we may wish to ask a serial killer?
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>>683439242
so what was it a stunt to combine police forces?

create fear?

take some heat off police for unsolved homicides ?

stuff like that
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>>683430974
What's your day job?
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>>683439488
Taxi driver
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>>683431732
Hardcore man...
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>>683439572
Do you earn a lot as a taxi driver?
And do you earn any money by killing people?
I would also kill people, but I would also be in it for the money.
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>>683434738
Next numbers ill leave on my victim will be 666. Remember that
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>>683433912

Being "known" and feared isnt an end in itself, just a very dangerous way to add some thrill
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>>683439419
Big chunks were police ineptitude
If you take the couple killed down lovers lane, there was a man arrested for that in possession of the correct calibre pistol... anon Zodiac letter arrived to claim it and he was let out.

In that case it may have just been a clever criminal looking after a friend
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Op what is it DC or Marvel also what do you do after you kill the people to leave the body or do you do something with it
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>>683436677
Heh. Yes i do. Mostly hookers. Theyre easy and dont ask much questions
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>>683439853
I pay the hookers before killing, them after I've done i take back my money and what she got in her purse, and yes I can make a good amount of money being a taxi driver
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>>683439334
None of that. Its just that i feel pleasure seeing the agony on ones face. Before i take their life from them. ..it pleases me
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>>683440008

If true you're not the interesting kind of killer anyway. You kill to kill, no challenge with easy target, in a public place so in a rush, with shitty weapons like screwdrivers where there is a chance bitch is gonna recover...
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>>683438504
Hey man you gotta start somewhere.
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>>683440115
Are the hookers you kill any good? Or are they dying drug addicts anyway? If they are retarded animals, it sounds like you're more into animal control than into human killing. And you might get disease from hookers.

I always thought that I would kill old people. They probably have more money in their house.
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>>683440342
Hes living in a mmorpg. Hes lvl 1 and grinding on scrubs
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>>683430974
i just watched the august underground trilogy and that depraved lifestyle looks fun

how do i start?
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>>683440426
I do not make sex with them, just give the money first for trust
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>>683431732
Why are you a lying edgey faggot and why arent you in school right now? Are you home schooled?

>protip; at least look up the meaning of serial killer before you pretend to be one.
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>>683440426
And old people are to much known
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>>683440542
You sound like fucking garbage, but I like you. Do you think you can murder somebody more powerful than a hooker? like an elderly person?
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>>683440542
Pics or it didn't happen
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES , THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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>>683431732
even if youre 100% telling the truth, that would make you the lamest fucking serial killer ever
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SUFFOCATION , NO BREATHING
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>>683440603
Yes
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>>683432399
Kodak black is based
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DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
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>>683440801
At least if he's telling the truth, he has the guts to kill someone
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>>683440892
dananananananananananananan
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>>683432608
/thread
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Saw somthing about killing hookers.. I used to be involved in the sex game.. As soon as you leave the room, weather you see it or not, 90% of the time i saw you leave. And if i didn't get a call from my girl the INSTANT you were gone, then i was coming after you until i found out what happened. I call bullshit on that, hard. I was probably the least confrontational person that i know, some of the niggers would rape you to death if you killed one of their money makers. And every girl has a pimp, its a fact.
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>>683432727
Kek so hard
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>>683440918
He's not telling the truth you fucking idiot
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