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>>683427665
Could never stand to watch that one. Made me feel my knees for days after I first saw it.
>>683427867
Hah, dumb little fuck.
>>683427439
Did the baby get deaded?
Bruh
>>683429266
ok.. that's impressive..
>>683431310
this is fuckin dope. can someone tell me how to share a webm?
>>683427910
how does this happen?
95% could be prevented by just "not being stupid"
>>683429307
justice
>>683431712
baltimore zoo? i love the monkey exhibit
>>683431799
nerve gas
>>683427665
Her bones are fucking weak
>>683431799
intestinal bleeding
>>683427665
Always go for the tit grab.
>>683429307
>lays down in traffic
>surprised that he gets run over
#tardlivesmatter
>>683432139
of course she´s weak, she´s a woman
>>683432081
what an ending ! what a twist !
>>683428512
>datKick.bat
>>683429266
lmfao
>>683432288
disgusting niggers, useless garbage
>>683431783
The netting actually saved him from getting rekt by the rocks.
>>683427439
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220773/Melbourne-babys-miracle-train-escape-run-over.html
>>683431933
>88mph.webm
>>683431054
Murica
>>683432288
such a refined technique
>>683431515
GTFO SUMMERFAG
>>683432714
>and the flowers
>are still standing
>>683431570
Of course it's a little black bitch
>>683432504
He got rekt
>>683432228
fucking terrifying
>>683427439
Sitting for prolonged periods can lead to spinal injury. Why not stand up for a stretch? Thank you for posting this thread. I am glad you are not rekt yet.
>>683427665
Ever since I first saw this, I always though the rekt was the dude touching her tit, but im only now realizing her legs are ded. haha
>>683432777
Check em
>>683431054
Story?
>>683427910
wtf happened here
>>683432288
link pls
>>683433011
>cops wife wont let him get moto
>her black bf has moto
>cop takes out no-moto rage on random moto
>>683432504
That's the craziest shit I've ever seen
he was trying to ground pound it on his fucking knees, throws dirt at it and the mother fucking monkey still has the brass balls to lunge at him some more. That Monkey deserves 30 virgin monkey sluts that it can rape all day and all night, and a motorcycle.
>>683432894
Fake, there isn't that much debris in GTA,
FAKE! MODS!
Fuck me Dropbox doesn't open Webms on mobile anymore
>>683432714
he was clearly aiming for the red bulls
>>683430758
Look, it's Matthew Santoro!
>>683432777
good recovery tho
>>683433011
biker was speeding, got pulled over. cop's gotta cop breaks his bones with a kick because 'muscles had already fired'. got slammed in court and lost his job.
funfact: cop didn't know the dashcam was running else he would have deleted the evidence
post dog skinned alive
>>683433452
MODS!!! MODS!!!
>>683433452
That ur fetish?
>>683432777
fucking kek. also checked, nice one anon
>>683429266
> aw yeah
> just sittin on this track like an asshole
> yeh
> gonna cause a pileup
> gonna fuck some shit up
> AIGHT HERE COMES THIS YELLOW HELMET FUCKER GET READY TO BAIL FAGG-
>>683433502
Wtf. Story?
>>683427665
This is fake
>>683433329
funfact: cop didn't lose his job and has since got a promotion to captain
>>683432504
>Furious George.webm
Toppest of fucking keks
>>683430746
shame..
>>683433282
lol i thought the same
>>683433489
what a faggot
>>683433708
Source?
>>683428512
link to whole fight?
>>683433516
i'd like to see the look in its eyes
>>683434140
Typical night in Mexico. What a shit stain of a country, yet the beaners who flee it to come to the States still wave its toilet paper flag at protests.
>>683431799
Chipotle
>>683434164
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/video-shows-raging-cop-run-kick-compliant-biker-promoted-captain/
>>683431799
nerve gas
>>683431515
just save as and repost
>>683427439
for those who are wondering, that baby was never harmed. this was on the news few years ago and was a miracle story.
>>683432081
wtf is actually going on here?
Fuckfuckfuck
>>683434313
Too young for /b/
>>683433502
Oldschool wrestling is the best
>>683431570
if that was intentional that was a sweet move tho.
>>683434265
Further proof that whipping is the only natural way to get a nigger to act civilized.
>>683433371
whaa?
>>683429307
Imagine if this was Vitaly? KEK
>>683432179
he looks pregnant
>>683434330
It's brazil, tipical fat burguer anyplace besides usa is Mexico for them
>>683431143
>When your grill tells you she's off her period
>>683433621
faggots
>>683433669
Its not, her legs are really flexible now.
>>683427439
>>683432504
>first ever video of a true 1-on-1 Man vs Monkey fight
>retarded cameraman
>>683432387
He should take up competitive vaping. It's slightly less douchey.
>>683434886
Any place full of filthy, sub-human beaners is Mexico.
>>683431799
His lungs collapsed.
>>683433271
Well handled, fully expected Chad to deck her in the face. Instead disarmed her and moved her away. 10/10.
>>683428420
same
>>683433271
Story? Also i like how they put her down kinda gently
>>683434419
One shot kill with what ever the fuck that was he hit it with
>>683435575
Was she trying to pull out a gun?
>>683431054
Excessive force with guns drawn held sideways with elbows bent. That illegal donkey kick could have killed him if he didnt miss which would have been murder if it was just us regular folks instead of this 5-0
>>683434330
Not only that, but all these coward fags that claim they'll leave the U.S if Trump is elected are hypocrites. They defend Mexico and its people, but will they move there? Hell no. They all say they'll move to Canada.
>>683432081
Any Anons have the story on this one?>>683432081
>>683433271
i like this - instead of putting a beatdown on this woman, they just pick her up and put her over the fence, just like a parent would put a misbehaving child into a playpen.
more humiliating than getting her clock cleaned, and no legal repercussions against the guy that did it.
>>683435776
it was a sink kek
>>683435757
Some junkie that climbed over our balcony and tried to bottle one of our mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCG_bxBQvY
>>683433271
Shes drunk. check youtubz "Junkie Sunday (HIGH DEFINITION)"
>>683435809
Nah, glass bottle. Would still suck to get hit by though, even by a crackwhore.
>>683430970
nigger masher
>>683435840
>they'll leave the U.S if Trump is elected
I get pissed when liberal, middle-class whites say this too. It's like they think the President is the fucking king and his whims become law. How about voting in state and federal House and Senate elections and paying attention to what your governor is doing, fucktards?
>>683429307
oh fuck! it's just a prank bro! I hope he got a lot of views and his sacrifice wasn't in vain.
>>683431996
Nigger lover
>>683431143
did the truck plow into a cocaine factory?
>>683427910
thats some nerve gas shit right there
>>683430875
damn! you don't fuck around with skill. I once saw this 5'4 guy kick the shit out of a tall dude.
>>683427439
Bump
>>683436544
i like how it casually takes a shit in the midst of it.
>>683434265
putting a uniform on a monkey just gets you a monkey in a uniform
>>683434662
now stick it up your ass like you originally intended before you came up with this stupid idea.
>>683431799
eternal bleeding
>>683437098
topkek
>>683432288
Best part, everyone just stopped like "...well shit"
>>683434662
this looks fake to me. your hair does not come out that easily, there would almost certainly be some blood spots
>>683432411
kek
>>683437215
the nigga dance, u can play it also on nintendo wiiu
>>683434801
Kek
>>683437372
>u can play it also on nintendo wiiu
or the nintendo dindU.
niggas can't play. im listening goo good dolls
>>683432714
top keek
>>683432764
Lol who gives a shit anymore
>>683434802
>passes him
>repeatedly slams on brakes
wat
>>683434265
>black cracker.webm
>>683437913
it's called a brake check. some asshole motorists do this for reasons only they understand.
sometimes it doesn't work out all that well for them.
>>683436560
That has to be the best story ever.
>sarcasm
>>683431054
he was just trying to catch a monkey thats all
>>683437343
>your hair does not come out that easily, there would almost certainly be some blood spots
You know this from experience or just from guessing?
>>683436560
poor manlets living in their fantasy world
>>683436560
>>683434762
Are you genuinely confused as to what happened here?
>>683435358
I would kick the bitchfucker too
>>683434762
Nerve gas
>>683433934
>filename
kek
>>683432504
I need full video
>>683436544
Jesus, look at those fucking claws.
>>683439229
What am I even supposed to be seeing here
>>683434802
Sweet justice
>>683439381
the guy in yellow shirt getting slammed
also check em
>>683439381
the guy in the white or yellow shirt being hit by the machine
>>683431783
Was the bridge ok?
>>683429307
Hahahaah fucking idiot
>>683439381
>>683439229
The guy standing in the path of the ride as it comes around
>>683432288
SOURCE PLEASE
>>683439663
>683439381
fuck no, he tore the shit outta that bridge
>>683429307
never go full autist
>>683438049
Darwin rests peacefully. Hopefully next time the motorcyclist gets ran over by a semi-truck after he falls. Fuck assholes they deserve to suffer for choosing to be a stain on the human race and entire concept of civilization.
>>683440021
it's ok, it was just a prank
>>683432288
lel
>>683439570
>filename
TOPKEK
Newfag here, how do i make a webm out of a gif?
>>683436234
No that was a vat of nerve gas.
>>683432860
What symbol is this?
>>683433271
top jej
>>683440559
>Newfag here, how do i make a webm out of a gif?
Try the nerve gas conversion app
>>683440836
This really works, thanks!
>>683440676
oh. that is indeed unfortunate. now everyone in that neighborhood will die of eternal bleeding.
>>683434802
sweet brake check motobro...you showed that car who's boss
>>683440747
this typo is officially going to be my new "lol"
>>683441035
Once you die the bleeding usually stops. Eternal bleeding never stops.
>>683441035
>eternal
>kek
Why can't I hold all these bloods? xD
>>683436118
kek
>>683428512
haahaha, niggers
>>683431799
eternal bleeding xd
>>683434041
just keep filming...
>>683432288
why do niggers act like this
>>683436544
"We'll call it a draw."
>>683442196
thats when the drums hit you
>>683432735
>refined technique
>>683433127
>>>
> Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)16:26:07 No.683433127â–¶
>>>683432504
lol
>>683432894
Not a bad rekt but that opening shot of the loop had me expecting something completely different so it just feels disappointing...
>>683442111
If you aren't a doctor or EMT, what could you do? One of the earliest things they teach us is that if you move a victim you risk causing them further injury. There is specific focus on how it is easy to cause severe neck/spine injury by moving a victim if you don't know what you're doing. There are plenty of cases where someone COULD have survived and recovered, but that ignorant bystanders trying to help actually caused more damage by moving the injured victim.
The only, only, only circumstance that overrides that is if they are still in immediate danger, like the car is on fire or something. Always remove them from danger even if it hurts them more; better than letting them die, but if they aren't in danger let the professionals do their job. It's not like they took hundreds of hours of training that you don't have or anything...
Can you believe the baby who fell onto the tracks survived with only minor injuries?
>>683442950
Nope and I won't until someone posts some evidence.
That baby got rekt.
>>683441489
how did this happen?
>>683432096
>>683434472
>>683436256
>>683438931
>>683440676
nope, talcum powder
>>683443313
Or flour!
...
...laced with nerve gas of course.
>>683430970
CAN YOU DIG IT!!! CAN YOU DI--....
>>683432563
Wow, wonder why they put the net there in first place...
>>683432714
Thank god that celica was okay! TRD!
>>683443167
Nerve gas
>>683427910
Probably esophageal varicose vein rupture.
>>683443611
>>683444276
nope, talcum powder
>>683438734
no ill stay 5'5 thank you
>>683431054
Wow, hope that cop got fired for this.
I mean, I really hope he got shot to death after pleading for his life, but I'll take what I can get.
>>683446017
he stayed on the job and eventually got promoted to captain.
>>683427867
Lil nigga needs some more calcium
>>683428351
>filename
>>683436744
laughed so hard
>>683434341
kek'd
>>683437139
>>683441935
>eternal bleeding
He will never stop bleeding,
>>683441383
>typo
How are you this new?
>>683440747
>>683441383
I second this.
jejment shall be given
>>683449115
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>683433003
>"What am I doing with my life?"
>nope
>>683449777
checked and kek'd
>>683449115
>I le hate CoD because its popular
>>683431799
Docfag here, that's ruptured esophageal varices for ya, probably an alcoholic.
>>683435447
So America is Mexico now?
>>683449857
I hate cod because i'm really really bad at it
>>683440693
10sineoutreach.org my friend. We're here to help any way we can. Thank you for asking
>>683436234
he hit the sperm bank
>>683450443
he lost control spilled his load all over the place.
been there.
>>683432288
It was a fucking niggercopter
>>683438795
Orthopedic surgery is such a wonderfully delicate and precise specialty.
>>683435447
You're such an intellectual being, thank you for representing the U.S. on this fine day.
>>683436744
and that almost loses the fight by stepping in its own shit
>>683427910
the devil took him
>>683427910
docfag here, typical case of ruptured esophageal varices, usually winos, drunks, not the kind you'd want driving a bus anyway
>>683446494
adorable
>>683450094
mexico is a part of America
>>683435447
you kind of just proved his point...
>>683433621
>Not LARPing
HEMA
Historical European Martial Arts
Probably some sort of tournament
>>683427910
Saw this story somewhere. He lived
>>683432387
thank you for the kek
>>683433371
whoops, forgot to take off my suicide vest
>>683427867
now why the hell would you do that to yourself?
>>683432288
That guy must have been on so many drugs
>>683434419
This is how yoo get diner in Rusia actually
>>683434762
she knew way to much and Obama killed her with a super battle droid. you cant see the droid because its fly
