>>683425545
I once went to Russia

fuck that.
real mom/son videos.

>>683425766
Greentext it lets start this thing

>>683425545
sauce

>>683425887
Stories and videos. Even better.

bumping for sweet sweet wincest

>>683425545
Here's a real mom-son story from last week...

I tried to talk to her about her retirement. We ended up in an argument as per usual. My wife called back and smoothed things out and got the information. I guess after all these years my mom still thinks that I think she's dumb. She's right.

My BF in school's mother would fuck him all the time. She had some kind of mental illness that made her very anxious to go outside. In 9th grade he told me that his mom would come in the room to jack him off before bed. I stayed at his house a lot and I remember he asked her if she would jack me off... She freaked out and wouldn't let us be friends anymore.

Here is mine.
Bought my mom her first pc and deliver her it yesterday, showed how to turni it on and play sum gayms, watch movies etc. She doesn't have the internet at the moment, so will teach her how to internet when she will have one.

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Once on xvideos I saw a real mom and son video....it wasn't any BS you see now a days, but it was a legit video of a mother fucking her son and his friends NOT A PORN ACTRESS . She was from asian ethnicity but from Texas. She had an entire chanel with a bunch of videos, most of them were titled Aunt fucking nephew or something similar. The reason I knew he was his son it was because when they fuck he would accidentally call her MOMMY, or version of it, it was an intense video....it was on the front page of xvideos for many weeks. Now I look low and high and can't find it :-, (

>>683427748
mmmm very nice

i grew up with a junkie mom, dad was never around but maybe once or twice a week.
>be me, 15 years old.
>come home from school and find mom passed out in bed with her kit next to her
>she just came home from rehab a few weeks before
>try and shake her awake with no luck
>full of rage and teenage hormones i start screaming at her to get up
>nothing
>accidentally grab her tit while im trying to get her up
>instantly horny and realize she isnt getting up
>pull her pants and panties off, pull her shirt and bra up and start hate fucking her
>after a few minutes i cum and realize what i just did
>start freaking out, clean everything up and dress her
>leave the house for the night
came home the next day and not a word was spoken about it, still dont know if she knows or not but i havnt spoke to her in 5 years

>>683428690
any pics of her?

>>683425545
got a link to the vid your pic is from op?

>>683425545
Mom-son stories? Mine's a doozy

Wife and I made plans to go for dinner with my mom and dad, arrived at my mom's place to pick them up, and mom proceeded to lecture me about the jacket I'm wearing (bright yellow). She wants me to change my jacket, I tell her it's going to be hung up as soon as we get into the restaurant. She keeps arguing, I remind her that I'm 34, and she can fuck off with trying to tell me how to dress.

We argue the whole way to the restaurant, where she refuses to get out of the car unless I ditch the jacket. Fuck you mom, NO ONE gets to eat then. I drive them home and drop them off at their house. Wife and I go eat on our own.

>>683429115
Dont know if theres a video, just got the pic

Congratulations OP, you've made an unbelievably boring thread.

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>>683428888
nice quads, all i have is an older one but yeah

>>683426454
OK, I literally lol'ed.

TRUE STORY.

>>683429494
She's pretty cute, actually.

I'm sorry to hear she was a shitty mom.

>>683429736
eh, thats what happens when you get knocked up by a drug dealer

>>683429494
Meh, you did the right thing cumming in her

>>683429494
actually pretty fuckable. nicely done

was easy to find real incest on the web back in the day, when everything was pure Klondike unmoderated chaos.

Kinda want to fuck my mom but dont know how to go about it

>>683429896
Yeah, I hear ya. Did she sit on your dad's cock in exchange for drugs? Or was she his girlfriend?

>>683430713
just don't

fantasy shit seldom plays out well irl

>>683430852
Yea, i guess so. Would do it if i get the chance though, no clue how to go about getting her to agree to it though

>>683431034
What does she look like?

What do you fantasize about exactly?

>>683429952
im just glad i didnt knock her up
>>683430184
probably wouldnt do it again, and she looks alot rougher since then but at 15 it was good enough
>>683430814
from what i understand, they hooked up at a party (mom was 18, dad was in his 30s) and whe she found out she was pregnant he married her, he was around for a few years but would disappear for days at a time until eventually he just never came back. no idea what happened to him. never even met that side of my family

>>683430713
Any pics?

>>683431034
Just go for it next time you see her. Hesitation will kill you so don't even think about it just do it.

>>683431034
well

if she literally jumps your bones demanding your cock, then hey... have at it, however weird your relation gonna be afterwards. But approaching her about it, is a really bad idea.

just fap and get on with your life.

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>>683429363
It is boring, op out

>>683431279
Well, at least he tried to do the right thing. For a while.

>>683431292
thatbadadvice.tumblr.com

>>683431138
Shes blonde, shorter than me and pretty curvy.
Dont really know what i fantasize about her, shes just pretty good looking, and she always dresses in skimpy clothes

>>683431353
Yea, most likely just going to fap, doubt she is going to demand my cock

>>683431455
What kinds of outfits does she wear?

Does she tease you and your friends?

>>683431632
Usually tighter t shirts and skinny jeans/ short shorts. She dodsent really tease no

>>683431859
Where do you guys live?

I agree that you probably shouldn't bang your mom... But on the other hand, you probably should tell us your depraved fantasies.

Captcha: Recreational vehicles

>>683431620
also ask yourself "how would I feel, after actually fucking my mother.. after pounding the vagina though which I came into being, after blasting a load into the womb in which I was hatched and formed"

lol

Sister's on the other hand, are a whole different story.

>>683432033
South London
My main fantasy is either fucking her in the kitchen when dads next door. Or doing something with her in public like at the back of a bus or something

>>683427614
Holy fuck sauce

>>683432061
Haha
Not sure how i would feel honestly

>>683425545
>be me a teenager at home
>mum always just walks straight into my room without knocking
>ask to knock in future as I might have been changing
>mum refuses saying it's her house and I ain't got nothing she ain't seen before
>be me 32
>dad died last year
>been inviting mum over to stay with us more often so she doesn't feel so lonely
>laying on bed with wife 69ing
>mum barges in, squeaks with surprise and leaves closing the door behind
>wife is mortified but I just keep on licking her until she calms down
>you bet you life mum knocks before entering my bedroom now.

>>683432410
"she birthed me, reared me, fed me and comforted me when I was sad or scared, she nursed me and clothed me and wiped my ass before I could even walk, and now I'm thrusting my penis into her and slapping her buttocks"

yeah, nah

kek

>>683429171
nicely done

I've genuinly had a sexual relationship with my mother for 12 years...
Not telling any stories though. I love when these threads come up and everyone is jerking it to these obviously fake stories.
It may seem like really hot fantasies, but in reality there's a lot of pain, confusion and humiliation involved...

need more incest

>>683433117
so, you're saying we shouldn't believe the hype.. ?

who whudda thunk

>>683433117
Nice, how did you get her to agree to have a relationship with you like that?

Be me
Newfag
Don't know how to greentext

>>683433335
just use le maymay arrows XD

>like this lol
>lelelelele

>>683432641
we wanna hear a story of you fucking your mom,
not your wife

>>683433335
you need a premium account

>:^)

>>683425908
u faget, sauce is on the same photo... mothersdirtydreams Dot(.) com now go there and search a lil

>>683428227
moar http://link.dabebook.com/3

>>683433333

>>683432341
Its some guy and a sex doll he threw a wig on. People were losing shit on it over at motherless cause that site gets enough flak.

>>683432341
It's a realdoll

>>683426454
>>683426797
>>683429171

As much as I would like to here about anon's fucking their mothers, this derailment of 20-30 somethings dealing with that bullshit was very funny

>>683433273
it was her initiative. very strange circumstances.....
i 'caught' her... which led to a lot of things....

>>683434308
Caught her with a dildo?

I'm somewhat older than the usual demographic for this site so my experience is very different, I grew up for the first 15 years of my life as part of a hippie cult/commune, to the outside world we were a christian based cult who were into living close to the land and being left alone.

Away from the public eye we were naturist's and we practiced free love to the fullest, this meant sex between any individual was permissible as long as both parties agreed, age, sex, color or relation of one party to another was of no concern.

My earliest memory is of my mother sucking my penis, I don't know why she chose to do it or anything else but the sensation and the sight of her mouth around my member is seared into my memory.

I've had sexual relations with every member of my family and other members of the commune both older and younger than myself and of both sexes.

Having a "normal" life after that was not easy, strange thoughts and flashbacks used to happen from time to time, happily I rarely get then these days.

>>683434666
Well shit, starchild. When did you and satan starting working together?

>>683434666
Apart from the freaky family sex, that kinda sounds nice. What was it like living there overall?

>lelelel

dead thread is dead

I really wanted to wank

>>683434649
sort of. it was a little vibrator. i heard it loud and clear... and heard her moans;
so... i walked in and she was laying there... i looked at her while she didn't notice me. I wasn't sure wtf was going on. Then she saw me and she screamed her lungs out.
Then followed "the talk"...

>>683434666
>666
Nigga u need Jesus.
>I've had sexual relations with every member of my family and other members of the commune both older and younger than myself and of both sexes.
>both sexes.
I want to hear about this, sounds amazingly hot.
>>683435712
Same :(

>>683435758
Were u just watching her?

keep the faith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU7L-FgMWjc get this out their mom gets shot instead of dog what the hell i can you mistake a dog from a human

>>683435367
Until about a year before we left it was an amazing place to live, then drugs got in more and more and the place went to shit, my parents were trust fund babies so they could leave any time they liked, but for a lot of people it was all the had, we moved to Cali and tried to live the "normal" life.

When you are 13 and a walking hard on machine, the ability to get sex at any time is truly awesome, I'd be walking around and suddenly pop a boner for no reason and someone would just ask me if they could help me with it, or I could go ask someone if they wanted to have sex, there was one older woman who I had a crush on because she had perfect tits and I often fucked her when I could.

>>683425908
>>683429115
>>683425545

Image set:
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/2971089/Horny-Granny-next-door

>>683433117
Lots of people "enjoy" pain and humiliation.

>>683435965
yes... i didn't think much of it. i felt i really liked it but i didn't really get it at the time. I didn't understand why she would panic like that.
It later on messed up my sexuality... My sexuality basically grew from that experience and the explanation my mother gave me. So i "grew" towards sexualising my mother instead of sexualising females in general.

>>683432641
>>wife is mortified but I just keep on licking her until she calms down

I don't know why this is so funny, but kek

>>683427614
looks like 2 dolls. sauce on her tho

>>683436333
Me growing up i would masturbate my mom would walk in my room. Can't say how many times. There a reason, knocking wouldnt save me, hence I cant hear

>>683436130
Maaaan, that sounds great. I should start one of those things.

>get a burner phone
>text mom a dick pick
>she replies with tits
>ask for more
>she replies with spread pussy

>>683436130
Was this in Burien Washington?

>>683437143
Pics or it didn't happen fag

mom and I are pretty strapped, but it's hot saving up for her next lingerie outfit together

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>>683429171
Got vid of you & your mom arguing ?

>>683436130
Pls tell us more

>>683434666
You lying faggot
All the male that are born into a cult/commune are booted out of the community by the time they get to 14 yrs, the old men in the community promised their daughters to other men, you're fucking dreaming.

>>683431279
>m just glad i didnt knock her up
thats thebest part of fuck your mother anon

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>>683439349
Ok retard!

I'm not the guy who ousted the commune stuff but you're obviously a very Fucking ignorant little retard...aren't you? Aren't you a little slobbering retard??

YES! That's my disgusting littl moron!!

Daddy loves his retarded little monster!

But seriously, die.

On the topic of incest, I suspect this girl I've been seeing is fucking her brother.

So hear me out:
>past trauma history
>was kept out of school and forced to stay at home with her 2 brothers and Mom for years
>Mom finally dies of cancer and she is stuck back in school
>Fast forward
>Me going out with her
>Her brother and her share food and drinks
>Cuddles with brother
>Relationship between them uncomfortably close
>Distant emotionally from me but slowly warming up

Then we get to the sex part
>play around a bit but tells me she isn't ready for full on sex
>Have done everything but sex at this point
>Giving me a bj one time and I ask her to take her panties off so I can finger her while she blows me
>Says "no it would be too tempting to fuck you"
>Question her as to why not just fuck me
>Dances around question, insists she can't she can't she can't

With a friend another day
>Bring up girl I'm seeing
>Friend is friends with her ex
>Mention I think she may be fucking her brother
>Turns out ex bf said it as well

What's the best way of going about finding out if this is true? I like the girl but if she and I get serious, she's not fucking anyone else, including her bro.

Wat du?

>>683434666

How do I join?

What's it called?

Surely it's not TFI.

>>683440670
Try to talk to her ex about it

>>683434308
>>683435758
>>683436333
>Not telling any stories though. I love when these threads come up and everyone is jerking it to
>these obviously fake stories.

>>683440504
You sound mad that you're exposed for being full of shit

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>>683441755
Again jimmy. I'm not the guy who ousted it. I know your tongue is fat, and your brain is run by a little mouse wheel, but daddy already told you I'm not the poster. He just knows an ignorant comment that's very sadly stupid!!

Now let's get you a diaper change Corky!

This is literally the first time I could HEAR Down's syndrome in a reply on a message board. WOW

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>>683442121
that's some hearing.

I've never had sex with my mom but we have done everything else. I love 69ing with her.

>>683442121
>>683440504
>>683434666
Why dont you reply to the other replys rather than the ones who wanna start fights

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>>683442231
If I was the poster of the commune content I would probs take the time (without anger) to explain to you how misguided and stupid your original reply was.

However I'm a lurker, who realizes how stupid your original reply was, and thought I'd point out to everyone that your swollen tongue and ham fisted replies LITERALLY were transmitted to my ears in the voice of corky from life goes on. It feels like a miracle!!!

Did you make another poop in your pants? IS TGERE PUDDING IN Your UNDIES MY LITTLE POTATO!?

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AHAHAHAHAHA seriously we all are excited about your chromosomes, but why don't you go play in the fucking corner now billy?

>>683442890
That's what I fucking thought

My mom pulled my hair, I pulled hers and shoved her into a closet and ran out the door.

My story is I was in my mom's phone now I have pics of her also I play with her panties

>>683428888
Checked.

>>683429494
Oh shit.

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>>683444009
Beginning
Middle
End.
Yup this checks out!!

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>>683444009
>I play with her panties
I would smell and lick my Mom's.

>>683444009
cool man. id love to see some of those pics.

>>683445242
Second that!

>>683432641
That'll teach the entitled cunt.

>>683440670
Dump this cock teasing hoe

>>683428690
sounds sad
are you ok my dude?

>>683429171
your mom is a huge bitch

>>683444253
src``

>>683447163
im cool man, i got into drugs when i was a teenager but im 5 years clean now

>>683432641
nice

>>683444253
Also need source

>>683440670
DUMP HER YOU RETARD

>>683425545