I was on the cover of every newspaper in the country last year.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:25:07 Post No. 683361173 [Report]

I was on the cover of every newspaper in the country last year. There's a Wikipedia article about me. A newspaper wrote a rather insulting editorial about me. If you can guess what I did, I'll post a link to my Wikipedia article and tell you who I am.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:32:40 Post No.683362386
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:32:40 Post No.683362386 [Report]

>>683361173
You attempted to clean Oolacile of the abyss with Artorias.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:33:26 Post No.683362508
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:33:26 Post No.683362508 [Report]

Time's person of the year

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:33:26 Post No.683362511
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:33:26 Post No.683362511 [Report]

>>683361173
Ran for president.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:35:38 Post No.683362882
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:35:38 Post No.683362882 [Report]

>>683362511
Not even close. Although I did run for public office once, unsuccessfully.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:35:44 Post No.683362902
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Are you that cunt that sucked a bunch of cocks for good reviews on your terrible games?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:37:46 Post No.683363259
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>>683362902
Nothing to do with the Internet, computers, or vidya. Although there may be a fedora involved.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:38:55 Post No.683363460
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>>683363259
ATHEISM

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:39:23 Post No.683363521
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:39:23 Post No.683363521 [Report]

>>683361173
You either shot up some place, invented something, or played a professional sport

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:40:00 Post No.683363610
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:40:00 Post No.683363610 [Report]

>>683363259
Ann Arbor, Michigan?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:40:49 Post No.683363740
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>>683363259
are you a grill?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:41:02 Post No.683363774
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>>683363521
None of the above, and if I was a Supreme Gentleman with a high score, how the hell would I be posting this?

>>683363610
No. But Michigan is close. Walking distance, actually.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:41:15 Post No.683363806
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:41:15 Post No.683363806 [Report]

Do you live primarily on the west coast?

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>>683363774
Hmm

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:42:17 Post No.683363991
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:42:17 Post No.683363991 [Report]

>>683363740
No, very much male.

>>683363806
Not currently. I did many years ago, but it's not germane to what I was in the news for doing.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:42:21 Post No.683363998
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:42:21 Post No.683363998 [Report]

>>683361173
Martin Shkreli

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:42:41 Post No.683364044
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:42:41 Post No.683364044 [Report]

Martin Shkreli?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:43:05 Post No.683364113
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>>683363998
>>683364044
Fuck no. Almost the opposite.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:44:01 Post No.683364259
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:44:01 Post No.683364259 [Report]

Were you famous before this incident last year?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:44:02 Post No.683364265
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:44:02 Post No.683364265 [Report]

>>683364113
Edward Snowden?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:45:05 Post No.683364443
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:45:05 Post No.683364443 [Report]

Ghostface Killah

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:45:32 Post No.683364525
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:45:32 Post No.683364525 [Report]

>>683364259
Wikipedia-famous, yes, but that's a pretty low bar. You probably won't have heard of me. You probably won't even have heard of what I did. But it was unusual enough that every newspaper in the country decided to cover it.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:45:53 Post No.683364606
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:45:53 Post No.683364606 [Report]

Ahmed Mohamed

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:46:59 Post No.683364821
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:46:59 Post No.683364821 [Report]

Um, weird satanist guy?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:17 Post No.683364891
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:17 Post No.683364891 [Report]

>>683361173
Are you Tim Donaghy?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:30 Post No.683364942
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:30 Post No.683364942 [Report]

>>683364265
>>683364443
>>683364606
No. I'm not famous in the sense you're thinking. I'm well-known in my field, but it's a pretty small field. The newspapers covered me because I was part of a man-bites-dog story.

>>683364821
Closer, but no.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:33 Post No.683364951
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:33 Post No.683364951 [Report]

Did the government get involved in your incident last year?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:54 Post No.683365037
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:47:54 Post No.683365037 [Report]

r u gay?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:48:30 Post No.683365169
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:48:30 Post No.683365169 [Report]

>>683364951
Not directly, no. In fact, the government probably doesn't approve. I hope they don't, anyway.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:48:32 Post No.683365175
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:48:32 Post No.683365175 [Report]

>>683364942
What country?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:49:17 Post No.683365348
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:49:17 Post No.683365348 [Report]

>>683364891
Nothing to do with sports.

>>683365175
Aha! Good question. Canada.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:49:35 Post No.683365418
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:49:35 Post No.683365418 [Report]

post tits

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:50:10 Post No.683365559
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:50:10 Post No.683365559 [Report]

>>683365348
Nobody keeps track of what goes on in Canada. You've made the ultimate riddle.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:50:51 Post No.683365658
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:50:51 Post No.683365658 [Report]

>>683365418
Kekd

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:51:10 Post No.683365710
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>>683365418

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:51:24 Post No.683365743
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have you ever made a clock

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:51:31 Post No.683365761
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Are you that guy that got dubs?
No, wait. That me me.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:51:33 Post No.683365765
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>>683365348
when will you fight your independence war?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:10 Post No.683365850
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>>683365348
Oh shit are the guy who ran that Gore site!?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:31 Post No.683365914
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:31 Post No.683365914 [Report]

You said you're in walking distance to Michigan; upper or lower peninsula

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:37 Post No.683365924
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:37 Post No.683365924 [Report]

>>683361173
Need more hints OP

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:39 Post No.683365928
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:52:39 Post No.683365928 [Report]

Hm...

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:53:10 Post No.683366016
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:53:10 Post No.683366016 [Report]

Are you the guy who fucked the moose?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:53:55 Post No.683366164
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:53:55 Post No.683366164 [Report]

>>683365743
No. I've cleaned a few in my time, though.

>>683365765
1982.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Act_1982

>>683365850
Nope. But you're getting warmer.

>>683365914
North of Michigan. In Canada. Walking distance from Detroit, actually.

>>683365924
Can you spare some change?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:54:19 Post No.683366212
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:54:19 Post No.683366212 [Report]

OP just tell us. I'm too tired to think

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:54:51 Post No.683366290
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:54:51 Post No.683366290 [Report]

>>683366164
Ran a charity for Satanism?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:55:23 Post No.683366371
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:55:23 Post No.683366371 [Report]

Gotcha
http://www.theobserver.ca/2015/10/30/former-sarnia-municipal-council-candidate-arrested-on-new-charges

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:11 Post No.683366507
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>>683366212
Sorry, rules are rules. You gotta guess or the mystery will live forever. I'm giving some pretty good hints, though. You don't have to guess exactly who I am, just what I did. Or rather, what I'm still doing.

>>683366290
No, nothing involving religion. Or sports. You've got the right idea, though. It was something unusual like that.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:27 Post No.683366565
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:27 Post No.683366565 [Report]

>>683361173
Donald Trump?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:45 Post No.683366618
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:45 Post No.683366618 [Report]

So do you live in the city of Windsor?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:51 Post No.683366638
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:51 Post No.683366638 [Report]

David Etzel

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:56:56 Post No.683366649
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>>683366164
that wasn't a war. you still have a queen.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:57:15 Post No.683366715
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>>683366371
Oh lawd

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:57:21 Post No.683366730
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>>683366507
Charity for... Slaughterhouse?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:57:28 Post No.683366751
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>>683366164
Do you have anything to do with Savate? Not your incident, but do you practice Savate for fun?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:58:25 Post No.683366951
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>>683366371

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:58:33 Post No.683366970
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>>683366618
I do! You're getting close.

>>683366371
>>683366730
>>683366638
No.

>>683366751
No. I practice tarot for fun.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:58:55 Post No.683367038
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:58:55 Post No.683367038 [Report]

You bought all the aids drugs and charged 50 times as much?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 03:59:20 Post No.683367120
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>>683366970
Damn I thought that dude had it with the pedo named Fedora

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:00:30 Post No.683367308
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>>683367120
No. I just wear one. No kidding. I'll post a picture of me wearing one when you guess who I am.

I'll give you another hint. I post in r9k fairly regularly, and out myself there from time to time.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:01:21 Post No.683367473
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>>683366970
Not government so it can't be Trudeau, and Ford is dead. Is this former Toronto mayor Ford contacting us from beyond the grave? Can you give him our best with your tarot cards?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:02:20 Post No.683367655
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>>683367308
You the guy who raised the all that money for that demonic ghost ritual thing?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:02:21 Post No.683367660
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>>683367308
Are you actually famous? Is anyone gonna care about the big reveal?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:02:36 Post No.683367713
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:02:48 Post No.683367751
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>>683367473
I forgot what happened to ford

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:02:54 Post No.683367769
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>>683367120
Canada, Fedora, unsuccessful political run. I thought I had it for sure.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:03:39 Post No.683367913
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>>683361173
can you say what newspaper wrote the insulting article. And if you've said it already I missed it, skimmed the thread as fast as possible

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:03:41 Post No.683367921
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>>683367751
I'm not even Canadian and I miss the guy

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:03:52 Post No.683367964
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>>683367473
I do my tarot readings on a little folding table on the street. That's another hint about who I am.

>>683367655
No.

>>683367660
I've already told you, I'm just Wikipedia-famous and no one here will know who I am. It's what I *did* (and am still doing) which got a lot of media attention because they thought it was so strange. And at least one newspaper wrote some very mean things about me in an editorial.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:04:03 Post No.683367997
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:04:03 Post No.683367997 [Report]

i know! u r a person

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>>683362386
Kek'd!

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:04:51 Post No.683368150
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>>683367913
Calgary Herald. And it was an editorial.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:05:00 Post No.683368181
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>>683367964
Marty Gervais? At this point I'm just going through the notable people from Windsor wikipedia page.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:05:05 Post No.683368196
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>>683361173
Notice me sempai guy?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:05:21 Post No.683368242
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>>683367921
Same here....the entertainment factor alone was worth having him around

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:05:44 Post No.683368311
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>>683367964
OP if this thread gets over 200 replies then tell us...

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:06:02 Post No.683368363
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>>683367964
That's not "on every newspaper in the country"

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:07:03 Post No.683368536
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>>683367964
You put your testicle in Hilarys mouth?

Wait no Hilarys dog's mouth

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:07:25 Post No.683368595
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:07:25 Post No.683368595 [Report]

Andrew Nellis?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:07:47 Post No.683368657
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:07:47 Post No.683368657 [Report]

did you get stabbed op?

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>>683368196
I. SEE. YOU.

>>683368363
It was in every major newspaper in the country. CBC, CTV, and lots of radio stations also covered it as an "odd news story." But the oddest thing is that it's actually happened twice. I did this once before somewhere else and got the same kind of attention. Then everyone forgot.

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>>683367713
Scurry.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:08:32 Post No.683368797
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:08:32 Post No.683368797 [Report]

You said you were a candidate for something?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:08:49 Post No.683368857
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:08:49 Post No.683368857 [Report]

Are you Terrance or Phillip?

Seriously though, have we heard of you outside of Canada? I don't mean Wikipedia, but televised news coverage

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:08:57 Post No.683368885
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:08:57 Post No.683368885 [Report]

Well I'm going to make top Romen. Hopefully I don't miss this mediocre thread reveal

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>>683368595
>Andrew Nellis
this is probably it

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>>683368595
BINGO! That's me. I'm curious, what finally gave me away?

Pic related: me, in fedora, as promised.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:09:43 Post No.683369012
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>>683368904
so wait, are you the dude from epic meal time?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:09:59 Post No.683369063 [Report]

>>683365348

but that state only gets as much press as our other quiet states like north dakota or new mexico so how would we ever know?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:10:06 Post No.683369090
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:10:06 Post No.683369090 [Report]

>>683368904
Just googled "Calgary Herald" "Editorial" "2015" "tarot"

Yay, I did a thing

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:10:15 Post No.683369120
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>>683368904
Kek

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>>683369012
hahahah he wishes

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:11:08 Post No.683369310 [Report]

>>683369012
No. But he's awesome. (My beard is better, though.)

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>>683368904
Great now I have to Google this cause I've never heard of you

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:11:23 Post No.683369369
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>>683368904
You're a real fat fuck, aren't you?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:11:36 Post No.683369414
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>>683368904
that don't seem too bad

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:12:24 Post No.683369634
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:12:24 Post No.683369634 [Report]

>>683368904

so you really are nobody after all. theres a reason why idaho, canada, north dakota and states like that are never in the major news outlets.

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>>683369310
haven't watched it in years, just thought you looked like him from what I remember. Plus the whole canadian thing, thought it added up

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:12:45 Post No.683369719
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>>683368904
>Does big reveal

Everyone leaves...

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>>683369090
>"Calgary Herald" "Editorial" "2015" "tarot"
yup first article when you google it

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:13:07 Post No.683369797
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So what OP is saying here is he's a neck beard who flips cards over and bullshits people into dropping coins into a hat....

Then unionized said bullshit with other bullshitters....

Clever fuck

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:13:12 Post No.683369816
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>>683368904
so what did you do?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:13:31 Post No.683369889
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>>683368904
So what was the thing you did?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:14:15 Post No.683370049
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:14:15 Post No.683370049 [Report]

Pretty decent of you to cut that lock man. Proud of you OP

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:14:21 Post No.683370073 [Report]

http://www.homefacts com/offender-detail/NY22079/Andrew-W-Nellis.html

Same?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:14:23 Post No.683370083
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>>683369889
he created a union for people that beg for money on the street. pretty much what wikipedia says

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:15:07 Post No.683370245
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>>683369816
Was getting caught part of your plan?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:15:15 Post No.683370273
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>>683366970
did you try to cross the frozen river in the winter?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:15:38 Post No.683370378
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>>683369333
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Nellis

>>683369369
I am. Though I'm a bit lighter now than in that photo. My weight fluctuates by 150 pounds depending on where I am in my depressive cycle.

>>683369889
I used to be the organizer for the Ottawa Panhandlers' Union. These days I organize the Street Labourers of Windsor. Here's the editorial I was talking about.

http://calgaryherald.com/opinion/editorials/editorial-unionized-begging

>>683370049
I got thrown out of prison, too, for organizing the other inmates to fight for better conditions. One of my proudest accomplishments.

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>>683370073
are you retarded?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:16:33 Post No.683370542
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>>683370073
No, I'm Andrew B. Nellis. There's another famous Andrew Nellis too: "the most romantic man in Britain."

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>>683370378
Created a union... For people to beg... Are you a socialist??

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:17:40 Post No.683370733
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>>683370610
A mutualist anarchist, actually.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:17:54 Post No.683370776
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>>683370378
Not reading that, and you're a faggot.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:18:08 Post No.683370812
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https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiDkNWukczMAhVGKyYKHbfHAQMQFgglMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cbc.ca%2Fnews%2Fcanada%2Fsaskatchewan%2Fnude-man-bites-police-dog-after-wild-car-chase-1.2761229&usg=AFQjCNFPKY5j0FswGQAHKN6FySbog_fA1Q&sig2=5Kf2Ayxq2B_QNdkwTXIFLA&bvm=bv.121421273,d.eWE

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:18:24 Post No.683370857
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>>683370378
Wow, even googled it for me. You Canadians are cool as fuck. Love your country, and citizens.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:18:29 Post No.683370878
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>>683370733
Oh god, it's even more cancerous then.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:19:06 Post No.683370988
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>>683361173

kanye you faggot. imma kick your ass later. get the fuck off the computer you no computing monkey wrench.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:19:08 Post No.683370994
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>>683370733
2edgy4me I'm out

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:19:20 Post No.683371016
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>>683370245
No. We found out in court later that the police had a plant in our organization and had a surveillance team waiting for me. Think about that. They paid a cop to infiltrate a union for panhandlers.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:19:23 Post No.683371030
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>>683370378
dont go to jail retard and you wont have to worry about conditions

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>>683368728
The faggot that sold the Eiffel tower lmao

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>>683371030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuwsjKvOIoQ

I don't trust anyone who *hasn't* been to jail for justice.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:21:46 Post No.683371430
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>>683371016 kek'd.

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>>683368380
Who gives a fuck about OP?
Dem tits doe!

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>>683368728
are you the fuck her right in the pussy guy lol

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:24:07 Post No.683371808
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:24:07 Post No.683371808 [Report]

Did you ever get raped in jail?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:25:16 Post No.683371990
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>>683371808
Why would I? The people I met in prison (jail is something different) were some of the nicest, most real people I've ever met. I thoroughly enjoyed my time there.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:26:35 Post No.683372218
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>>683370378
timestamp or it didnt happen

Also tits would be nice

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 04:28:01 Post No.683372441
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>>683371990
So Wikipedia said you refused certain conditions for bail and remained in prison. What were those conditions?