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gurgle thread
aroooo bitches...
GAYYY
>>683359611
That's good to hear. Showers are pretty great, you should go take one.
man pussy
No pussy allowed.
boy butt
Glutedemos Maximus
>>683361036
doggy butt*
I'm gonna get a shower and such
It's been a few weeks
I think
>>683361036
More of this.
>>683361108
Have you done your squats today?
>>683361335
Bye bye get nice and wet!
>>683361364
Welcome back faggot.
>>683361364
Yoooo!!!!
>>683361159
anyone got some?
>>683361519
HEY
>>683361607
yooooooooooooo
>>683361728
How you been killer?!
I never know when to hit you up on steam
>>683361335
Mm, it's fun to cum into your own mouth
I'm reading a manga about a girl reincarnated as a video game monster spider.
Pretty nice so far. Spider-chan is a qt
>>683361603
How will you ever get a giant, phat ass like that?
>>683361728
Been trying to meet you
Hey
Must be a devil between us
>>683361912
Indeed
>>683361952
that sounds great
>>683361964
idunno
i am not motivated
>>683361952
dude that sounds incredible
don't go nowhere
>>683362271
Do phat asses not motivate you?
>>683362308
bye
>>683362378
but what for
besides my ass is fine as it is
>>683362128
>>683362271
She got Heresy Powers for eating her kin. She doesn't know how they work, so she tried to use Jew Magic. Jew Magic as it turns out isn't a thing
>>683361964
wut
>>683361882
I'm always on it, like, always lol
How're you? Still going gud with your bf?
Also thanks 12$ mouse for randomly not working
Fuck I think it's actually done for
>>683362551
But it could always be better.
>>683362766
Or whores in my head
Whores at my door
Whores in my bed
Spider-chan leveled up!
>>683363089
i guess
as long as i dont get fat i think i'll be fine
>>683363089
o-okay
I switched over to my even shittier mouse.
>I liked that awful 12$ mouse
>sad
>>683363538
But you need to get fat.
>>683363690
Shittier than $12? I shudder to think.
>>683363813
nonono
i need to remain in shape and nubile to attract a mate.
>>683364074
Plenty of people will lust after your chunky curves.
>>683363813
The 12$ mouse was that cobra mouse on amazon, now im using this cooler master mouse that my friend gave me, the scroll wheel is so fucked.
The 12$ one would just sometimes disconnect, all I would have to do is jiggle the usb and its fine, it's not fine anymore, it's finally dead
>bye mouse
>>683364074
this
I HATE THIS MOUSE UHGUGHUGUGHG
>>683364175
this
>>683364173
i refuse to be a literal chubby chaser
>>683364175
Maybe just get a new one?
>>683364602
But you would be looking for chubby chasers. And what is a figurative chubby chaser?
>>683364602
hi demos
>>683364904
n-no mula
>>683365029
this artist is awful at imitating spookedoo
>>683364904
iunno
i was making a name pun
your mum imitated spookedoo in bed last nite.
oh wait that was nibi
fuck you nibi
>>683365192
It's moola, and go get some.
>>683365318
It was terrible, you should be ashamed.
Why did they make sausages look like dick?
I dont fuck
>>683365739
holy shit love snek/scaly got anymore!?!?
>>683365739
kill yourself you miserable sack of shit
>>683362552
what even
nibi likes his ipod more than fucking
>>683365833
>>683365904
How about I punch your teeth out and kill you, stupid bitch?
>>683366184
go fuck yourself you bucket of bullshit
>>683365667
I know I know
I did get some bugspray for the *hopefully not* bedbugs
I'm finding them dead around my window sill now, they look like bedbugs but who knows, right?
>>683366257
looks more like a star of david kek
b o w l
o
w
l
>>683366438
Go drink liquid shit, riffraff.
dumbass dickbags
>>683366459
>looks more like a star of david kek
That's what I said >>683362552
>>683366459
Yeah that's probably not something you want to risk with 'probably.'
>>683366641
I'm dumb
>>683366635
heyoo
>>683366799
Well I have no idea what they are, maybe they're just from the tree right outside my window, I don't know dude
I'll see if the bugspray does the job, if it doesn't, I'll figure it out from there
>>683367221
t h i c c
>>683367293
how're you doing?
can someone even classify themselves as bi if they havent felt attraction towards either sex
or is there another word to use without sounding like a tumblrina
>>683367490
Going okay.
>>683367216
Why don't you just ask them what they are?
>>683367721
asexual
like a plant
>>683367721
Asexual
>>683367721
I think it's asexual or something
>>683367750
sell anything lately?
>>683367787
I tried screaming at them like you mentioned, didn't help
>>683368026
Nope. Still have stuff listed also.
huh, front page of fa, someone commissioned a fursona for their baby
>>683367930
>>683367961
>>683368026
i guess that works
cool
>>683368346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdHEB03vrSw
>>683368529
Its better off being asexual.
>>683368346
please no
I almost forgot that we still procreate
>>683368304
what else is new?
>>683368529
you still should do research on it lol, don't take our messages as fact
furry porn is so stupid lmao
>>683368794
Nothing else really.
>>683368026
You need to assert dominance by peeing on them.
should i unfilter nibi
>>683369152
I'd rather not have my room smelling like piss actually
>>683369422
k e k
>>683369422
why would you?
>>683368794
i did a quick lookup and it seemed to describe me quite well
>>683368721
im not so sure about that
>>683369422
Why did you filter him in the first place?
>>683369565
Haha, what a weirdo!
>>683369787
Why is that wolf yelling into that bears belly button?
>>683369587
why does the blonde have no arms or penis?
because i see people replying to him and i cannot read those posts. makes me curious
>>683369787
guro posts, bad cringeworthy tsundere attitude
general lameness i dont wanna deal with or see.
>>683369694
asexuals don't save porn m8
if you've ever gotten a boner then i have news for you
>>683370227
he's not frothing at the mouth anymore
>>683370562
Nah, anyone who says they're asexual is in denial.
>>683370045
Why is League not yelling into your belly button?
>>683370227
You say you don't want to see it, but then you say you're curious...
>>683369694
How can you be sure about anything?
>>683370414
i don't feel any attraction towards real life gals and guys
but i need something to beat my dick to when i feel down
and i dont really have much that much porn saved
>>683370900
Curiosity fucked my ass.
>>683370693
I don't know, I knew someone who literally had no preferences for anything in his life. He didn't give a shit about love or anything, it was kinda odd. Like someone roleplaying a true neutral character in DnD but in real life.
>>683370900
If I could draw I would make a picture of that right now.
I put my name on specifically so you can filter me.
>>683370900
because his mouth is to preoccupied with my tongue and then cock
so sweet of you
>>683370999
You're attracted to males. The fact that they aren't 3D doesn't make you asexual.
>>683371011
It's best just to remember why you filtered him in the first place. I feel the same way sometimes.
>>683371248
But always?
>>683371106
Learn to draw and make it happen.
>>683371106
They were probably in denial. I went through my "I'm asexual" phase as well, and it was very believable to others. That's what people say when they're lonely and don't want to accept it.
>>683370693
>No one could possibly fly, its impossible.
>No one could possibly climb Everest, its impassible.
>No one could want to kill entire races of people, no one is that evil.
art of fursona couples is really cringey honestly
>>683371380
Pretty much when I want so yes, all the time.
>>683362766
breddy gud!
Arooos politely
>>683371467
Sorry, I should say that the vast majority of people who claim to be asexual are full of shit. I know from personal experience. That's how I tried to cope with the fact that I was bisexual when I didn't want to be; denying sexuality outright.
>>683371571
stop
>>683371483
Not always
>>683371538
Damn son, give the boy a break.
>>683371571
see
>>683371788
no chicken, no
>>683371885
those aren't fursonas
>>683371788
Aww... Demos, I thought we were cool
>>683371947
whyyy? I'm not even a chicken
>>683371737
You should of stayed Asexual.
>>683372113
the aroo thing
n o
YO RACCOON YOU LIKE MY NEW 'SONAS?
>>683372157
Yeah, I should have. But it was boring so I said "fuck it, I'll just pretend to be straight then". It was alright.
>>683372113
there will be no "polite arooing"
this thread reminds me of table top games
>>683372045
>>683372045
Right poor example
>>683371380
If I ever get a drawing tablet I will try.
>>683371443
possibly, I have no idea.
>>683371908
I don't like breaks.
>>683372393
I bet you fucked some ugly whore.
>>683372318
>yes
>>683372424
Rude arooing ok?
>>683372583
Nope. Still a virgin.
YOU CAN AROOO ALL YOU WANT
Arooos aggressively
>>683372288
A'ight, give it to him good then.
>>683372569
I look forward to seeing it.
>>683372585
NO AROOING
IT DOSENT EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU ARENT A DOG, CHICKEN
>>683372638
lol, you're a virgin?
AROOOOS REBELLIOUSLY
>>683372727
I'll give him what for.
>>683372793
>>683372773
I'M NOT A CHICKEN!!! That's just a name!
YOU ARE A FREE DOG YOU CAN AROO TO YOUR LITTLE HEARST CONTENT !!!!!!!!
FUCK THEM AND AROO THOSE NIGGERS TO DEATH
>>683372793
Just as a note, you might want to be at the next session because if you aren't you will have to make a new character the next time you join.
>>683372858
I've come close so many times but I just push them away for some stupid reason
>>683373017
that I GAVE YOU
>>683372858
Yep. I'll be 19 next month, trying to aim for Wizard mode.
>>683372333
I love them! They fit right next to my new sonas.
>>683372487
Taka and Marshtomp aren't a couple.
>>683372944
My man...
>>683373162
a-arooooo
>>683373201
Because I was eating chiken. And I like the name, But I'm Rowdy
>>683373201
lol, you arent a man, why dont you do something safe, like sit down when you pee.
Evening niggers.
>>683373235
You're probably going to pussy out and fuck some tumblr landwhale.
Cutting your dick off would be more honorable.
>>683373194
I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY
I didn't know about the other one, that was my fault, I'm definently coming tomorrow though
>>683373483
It'll always be chicken
>>683373513
but theres no point
>>683373459
They are fursonas of that Japanese artist, him and his boyfriendo
post molestation
>>683373708
Nah, I hate fat chicks. I prefer strong, muscular women like the faggot I am.
>>683373796
That's what I said. Taka and Marshtomp. They've stated they are just friends.
>>683373514
Go 2 bed luke
>>683373750
Sit down when you pee, bitch.
>>683373750
it's fine, if you miss a few that's okay but the next one is a big one.
>>683373983
BUT WHATS THE POINT
