>>683357821

spiderkid is a fag

>>683357963
Why?

>>683357821
It's sad when Cap dies at the end.

Why do my threads get drowned by loli and trapfags?

>>683357821
Crap!
Captain pussy can't beat ironman!
If hulk and Thor can't captain pus can't
And there's going to be a 2/3 cause I guess there spreading this cancer to Spiderman movie

>>683358417
>tfw no one dies in the movie
>tfw you can't ruin it

That face when the real spoiler is no one dying. I mean how could you buck killed tony Starks parents without having any deaths of the Avengers.

>>683357821
Superman v Batman was better. Civil War had too many colors and not enough autistic supervillains.

>>683359844
That's not true agent Carter dies

>>683359750
wat

>>683359254
because internet=porn, and you tried to fight that.

I enjoyed the hell out of the airport fight, Ant-Man and Spider-Man had some hilarious lines.

>>683360242
stfu you dumb faggot. you know what i meant.

>>683360242
>a super old lady with dementia died

Wow what a shocker

>>683360242
No mutherfuckin Sam Jackson Da fuck!
So many niggers in this movie I thought it the American Civil war

>>683360402
i like that they got someone who actually looks 16 this time.

Tony still can't get over his parents' death decades after

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>>683360572
>complains no sam jackson
>complains too many niggers

there's just no pleasing you, is there anon?

>>683360695
He was coping with it until he saw Bucky murder them right in front of him, I'm sure that's a reasonable reaction

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>>683360846
Kek no!

>>683360402
>IM: "Who's talking?"
>AM: " Your conscience. We don't talk much."

>>683360926
What got him was his mom getting choked out by Bucky

>>683360815
Kek should've been in the movie

>>683361189
You killed my mom

>>683361055
that was great. so was spideys rambling during his dramatic introduction. just awkward, cringey rambling that destroys the tension for a minute. very true to character.

>>683361403
He choked the shit out of his mom

>>683360926
My question is how did they know Bucky would cause the crash and kill them right in that exact spot so they could record it with a camera.

>>683360846
Relax he's 17 and he just found out about murican history from school. Also, I bet he thinks Quentin Tarentino is a good director.

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>>683361189
yeah. still a faggot for attacking him for what he did when he was brainwashed. he was just a weapon at that point

"IF I THROW THIS PEN AT YOU, WOULD YOU BE MAD AT ME, OR ARE YOU GONNA PICK A FIGHT WITH THE PEN?!?"

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>>683361658
Cinema Sins.

>>683361457
Falcon said it right.

"You know people don't usually talk this much in a fight"

>>683361729
Quenin Tarentino IS a good WRITER/director. very talented man that made a number of great movies, matty.

>>683361500
At least he didn't destroy her face with his metal arm.

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>>683361993
Still he fucking killed my parents and Capt new about just a boiling point

>>683361403
Ma-Ma-Ma-Mar-tha!

>>683357821
best marvel movie so far.
action/stunts 10/10
story 10/10
villain 10/10
acting 10/10
jokes bird costume/10

really well done and it didnt feel crammed at all.

No pepper either

Why did T'Challa welcome Cap and Bucky into Wakanda so quickly. I bet he'll give Cap another shield.

>>683362254
How it should have ended

>>683362267
Tony Stark=Faggot

I rest my case.

It was good. Spiderman was cool but its a little weird having him so young. He looks like he is 13.

I didnt know Ant Man was in the movie, so that was a nice surprise.

Tony was boring to watch as a whiny bitch, It was nice to see him get back to his snappy self a little at the very end. Im Team cap, anyways, in this case.

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>>683362486
I swear to god, when i saw it, i thought he said "Mothra" at first.

>>683357821
A bunch of fake people fake fighting in a fake story.

If I were 8 I'd probably think it was a good use of my time.

Good movie, pretty fun watch.

>>683363814
We can't all have be happy.

>>683362254
Does every spandex faggot gave to jump or fall and land in that same goddamn cliche pose?

Makes me claw my fuckin eyeballs out every god damn time I see this unimaginative repetitive schlock.

>>683363814
Shit, no wonder why you're a basement WoW knight. Cheer up nigga.

>>683357821
Alright but hated CGI spider gay. Kid has does not have powers anymore and uses a wrist cum shooter

spin kicks, explosions, and the villain just trying to break up the team made the film for me

>>683357821
Hollywood is out of ideas.

>>683364546. > doesnt have powers. > lifts a 18 wheeler above his head. Pick one m8. also he has wrist shooters in the comics

>>683365204
Fucked up greentext im on mobile

>>683364546
>underage

read a comic, kid. or anything, really. illiteracy is becoming a creeping epidemic in this county.

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Best part of the airport fight

>>683357821
Honestly, Spiderfag was the weak link, followed by Bucky. No real plot. Directors were like,

>Hey, we need to have as many marvel character duking out on screen at the same time. How much money do we have?

>>683365966
Nigger man can't jump

>>683365386
>I'm on mobile too, faggot

>>683363556

I was taken back by it at first, but I think it's a step in the right direction. Spiderman is supposed to be a fucking nerd. Not some tall handsome guy that a bunch of chicks are frothing over. I'm ok with the casting choice.

Really curious why they made this into white guilt - the movie.

>>683365966
Source of gif?

>>683366018
The plot was obscure. Basically the real villain wasn't really a villain. More like another faggot mad because his parents died.

No pepper 2/10

>>683366451
What do you mean?

>>683366312
Congrats man ill send the trophy in the mail

9/10 would watch again. My local theatre offers $5 all day tuesday tickets, so might see it twice tbqh

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The best scene in the movie

>>683359254
cuz its /b/, faggot

>>683366832

have you seen it?

>>683364546
They are specifically ambiguous about his powers except for the wrist launcher. It does kinda look like an exoskeleton leotard at the airport though.

>>683367362
When they look at Cap like he's got mad game

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>>683363814
Have fun at the renaissance festival this summer, you fat tard

>>683367599
Yes, but explosions and cgi made me turn off my brain .

>>683366832
>Black people in a superhero movie! White guilt!

>>683357821

Worst part of the movie was the faggot sitting behind me literally laughing and guffawing at EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PUNCH AND FUNNY QUIP IN THE MOVIE. I hate the fucking public. I can't say I blame James Holmes.

>>683367810
Where is everyone getting these good quality gifs from?

Feige wants to represent the lgbt community in the marvel movies.

>>683368418
The free version.

Any HD torrent? All I got was cam.

>>683366312
>same

>>683368678
link?

>>683368082
Nah, he's taking about the negress at the elevator who hands Tony a picture of her dindu nigger son who conveniently had a city dropped on his ass five months ago

>>683369043
same

>>683368418
No idea, mr. not fbi.

>>683369079
www.google.com

>>683367990

The entire plot is triggered by the death of black people, the missionaries or whatever that were killed by the bomb vest when it was thrown in the air. Stark takes his stance because he is guilted by the black lady at the elevator for the death of her son, who is obviously black. Then black panthers black father is killed by a white dude which kicks off black panthers story. Then the only person who really gets hurt in the airport skirmish is War Machine, a black dude, who is another source of guilt for Tony.

The entire movie is tony (and by extension, the audience) being guilted by black people.

Im not racist I have no problem with including black people but jesus christ it was like i was being waterboarded with white guilt.

>>683369303
all the versions ive found are shitty cam footage

>>683366561
Probably the fucking movie.

>>683365966
my dick grew when antman did

>>683369108
>Everything has to be white all the time!
Nigger, who gives a shit? He's mad about one of the most minor characters in the movie being a black man? Who cares?

>>683367362
shit caught me off guard and almost made me spit out my drink. also kind of reminded me of myself since i always sit in the back behind people who are taller than me

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>>683369913
Did it shrink when he shrank?

>>683360402
>Whoa, you're arm is made of metal?
>That's awesome dude!

>>683369468
>I'm not racist, but
Stop being a faggot. It's so fucking stupid. The only people who actually notice shit like this in movies are the people who look for it.
I saw this movie and didn't think to myself "Oh, Jesus Christ, they're trying to make me feel bad for being white!"
Stop being such a soft fucking pussy. Your life is no different now than it was before because there were black people in a movie.

>>683370213
yeah it did that fucking airport scene was a roller coaster for my penis

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>>683370404
>Stop being such a soft fucking pussy.
>not afraid to call out a movie on its political bullshit
>im the pussy

u upset, bud?

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>>683369108
what are you mad about? kinda sad how you constantly feel the need to put down people simply because of the fact that they are different than you. must make you feel better temporarily, yeah? go kill yourself faget

>>683370630
No, but you are, because you went to see a superhero movie and it wasn't your perfect vision of yourself as a superhero.
Sorry that people are black. It's not political, Tila Tequila.

>>683370630
Just wait until tranny faggot trap avengers. Marvel's got plans.

>>683369468
lol you are getting upset because there were black people in the Africa scenes. Also did you want black panthers father to be white? Would you have preferred it if an asian blew up the u.n and looked like bucky somehow? Your making no sense

>Then the only person who really gets hurt in the airport skirmish is War Machine, a black dude, who is another source of guilt for Tony.'

spider-man gets knocked out of the fight before war machine

>The entire movie is tony (and by extension, the audience) being guilted by black people.

you must be trolling. i cant believe you people can feel this way because of skin color. its actually kind of amazing

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>>683370901
Im like Captain America so the movie was just fine for me.

But Im not a blind retard so I can notice some blatant guilt tripping when I see it.

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>>683371360
I didn't feel like that at all, that being said, War Machine was getting wrecked by everyone.
What's even worse is, HOW DOES TONY GET WRECKED BY CAP, THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD TOE TO TOE TO AN ENRAGED HULK AND COULD WITHSTAND THOR?!

Depowering Tony to make Cap look strong.

>>683371750
You might not be blind, but you're definitely a retard.

>>683371882
PIS at its finest.

>>683371882
Go watch Iron Man 3 and Captain America 2 then tell me who you think is more capable.

>>683371882
It was Cap AND the Winter Soldier. Not like it was just Captain America. Plus, it was CQC. Not in a large spread out area.

>>683371360
>>Then the only person who really gets hurt in the airport skirmish is War Machine, a black dude, who is another source of guilt for Tony.'
>spider-man gets knocked out of the fight before war machine

Spider-man isnt paralyzed. If you watched the credits scene he just has a black eye. War Machine cant walk.

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>>683372058
>i have literally no counter-argument so ill just call you names

>>683372349
I don't need a counterargument when you're the retard who felt white guilt at the new fucking Captain America movie.

>>683357821
I stayed away from this site altogether until I saw the movie bc I didn't wanna see spoilers. The fact that there were no spoilers means there was no plot to the shit movie. Great action and fight scenes, but when it's over you're just like wait did anything actually happen. There wasn't even a villain.

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>>683372463

so fucking salty holy christ

>>683372513
There was, but forgettable as any other marvel villain. Zemo.

>>683372629
>salty
Not really. 12 year old's argument. I'm not the one who's hypersensitive to black people being on a movie screen.

>>683371882
1. Captain America was pretty much at the top of his game when he fought Iron Man

2. It wasnt just Cap fighting Iron Man, Bucky fucked up his armor alot in the short time they fought

3. Tony's armor was super lightweight. Remember that the armor came out of the seat in Tony's helicopter.

Also, if the rest of the movie didnt convince you that Captain America is ridiculous in hand to hand combat, then you probably are too retarded to accept any of these reasons as legitimate. go kys

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>>683372172
Irrelevant, power alone should dictate that Tony should have won. Tony went toe to toe with Thor (A God for all intents and purposes) with what, Mark VII Armor?

He fights cap who is just a peak human with what? Basically Extermis armor? and he gets wrecked like its nobodies business? Sorry I don't buy that shit.

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>>683372797

>being this blind
>taking it out on someone more observant than himself

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>>683372833
You stupid fuck, I'm not debating that he's not one of the best hand to hand combatants, thats a fact. What I'm saying is, Tony with a fucking suit, he shouldn't have made Iron Man look like a fucking cuck.

>>683372948
>running out of things to say while trolling

>>683373077
His arc reactor was damaged and systems were failing.

>>683372845

Thor is a "god" compared to normal humans, not to someone like cap who had the serum, doofus.

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>>683373350
>talking about how Im out of things to say when he has said nothing to counter me

i kekd audibly, kid, youre doing great.

>>683373423

So by that definition you're saying Cap can beat Thor? I don't think so.

>>683373386

Yeah I agree with that part. Just the last part was what got me, Cap roided out to shit just demolishing Iron Man with the armor on. Nope.

don't get it.

stark, tells congress to go fuck themselves 'you can't have my armor', then agrees to gov. control over their deployment?

rogers is ARMY, albeit 1940's army, but then rejects his gov's control?

seems backwards and stupid to me.

>>683373563
That's because your argument was entirely baseless to begin with, and was a singular, personal reaction to seeing something that wasn't even there.
There's nothing to argue against when you had no legitimate argument to begin with. You're a fucking retard. Case closed.

>>683373423
Cap cant even match the strength of spidey dude

>>683373799

because stark got cucked while captain america understands the concept of greater good.

>>683373870
THANK YOU.

>>683357821
it was good but not as good as BvS

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>>683373862

Are you trying to imply that the events I describes in my original comment did not happen? Are you arguing with facts?

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>>683373077
tony damn near killed bucky, and he put cap on his ass more than once... of course you think that since in the end since tony was on his back he "got kuckt LUL xD" but he couldve killed captain america if he wouldve shot while he had the chance. tony was intentionally holding back, while cap was going to fight till the end. i wouldnt expect an autist who's overwhelmed by all the pretty lights and shiny effects to notice that tho…

>>683373423
Thor is class 100. Cap can't touch him.

>>683373799
why have plot logic when you can have quips?

>>683373712
The power of friendship will prevail.

>>683373870
lol and what reason do you have to believe that? spidey got tossed around and if it wasnt for his super strength, cap wouldve crushed him

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>>683374128

Holding back? What movie were you watching you fucking bottom. When Tony found out Bucky killed his parents he just went ape shit and started giving it everything he got.

I get it though, summer is coming.

>>683374359
That was the power of freedom, motherfucker.

>>683374087
I'm arguing with your interpretation of said facts.

>>683374038
>not as good as BvS

This is why I stopped going on /b/

>>683361658
Stark is super rich. His compound probably goes for miles. I'm sure he has cameras all over it. I think it was just luck that it happened near a camera. Bucky saw the camera and they went after the footage.

>>683374591
That isn't a /b/ exclusive thing.
Both companies have massive fanboys that blind themselves.

>>683374487
kek'd

>>683374591
>implying that's bait

>>683357821
It was bad. Everybody just fooled around trying not to hurt eachother, obviously holding back their power. The "plot twist" at the end was obvious from the start, and Ironman would have actually recked those two faggots but he got fucking handicapped to keep it fair.

Nobody fucking died either, such bullshit. They invite War Machine back ti the party after being left out forever just to paralyze him, so they feel like somebody actually git hurt from all this.

A bad step for the MCU, shows the producers are too afraid to actually kill off any heroes. Fucking disgusting.

>>683374476
He told Captain America to "Stand down". if he had the chance to tell him to stop fighting, seeing how powerful you think tony is, dont you think he couldve just as easily landed the final blow and shot cap in the chest or blown off a limb like how he did bucky? you dont have a good arugument anymore dude. go to sleep. your fucking stupid

>>683357821
Tom Holland a shit.

>>683375218
He only blew off Bucky's arm because Bucky would have killed him. He fought fire with fire.

>>683374461
I meant just the strength
spidey can lift a bus but cap struggles against bucky's arm

>>683372845
>>683372845
>>683372845

>>683371882
>>683371882
>>683371882

i hate how they buff Iron Man's power so goddamn much for the movies where he could go toe to toe with hulk and thor

it made hulk/thor look weak and un-godly to be honest

hulk buster barely held together for 5 mins against hulk in the comics and iron man got wrecked by thore

>>683375400
He was legit trying to kill Bucky. Bucky was the one acting in self defense there.
Still Tony is a retard in these movies, so Cap beating him makes perfect sense.

Guys why scarlet witch is so fucking hot now
Im in love

>>683374588

So you would maintain that Stark WAS NOT guilted by the lady at the elevator?

>>683375522
Bucky's arm lifted a motorcycle. Not as heavy as bus, but don't try to down play it.
Plus, Cap held down a helicopter. He's just better at fighting than Spider-Man.

>>683375710
Nobody goes toe-to-toe with hulk.

>>683375710
True, I can see that. But even in the comics he's a class 100. So he's really not overpowered.

>>683375218
I said he fought with everything he had, not that he was a fucking killer. Dumb fuck, go read some Dr. Seuss.

>>683376408
Dr. Strange

because he realized they didnt even kill his father, and they too were looking for the murderer. He realized he was being manipulated also.

>>683376163
ok but i wanted to make my point here
Spiderman is stronger than cap
Not better in combat just stronger

>>683376737
D'accord

>>683376574

Im saying so far nobody goes toe-to-toe with the hulk. Dr Strange would win, just because the nature of his powers. Hes going to be the strongest one in the crew once they toss him in the mix. Although, Im super stoked for his movie. bendmydick cuminhersnatch sounds like House in the trailer. One of my favorite poop reads is a captain krull comic that features spiderman and dr strange.

Someone post black widow porn to keep the thread alive

>>683376981
Inb4 Illuminati followed by WWH

>>683363070
Because he figured out he was wrong and stop letting vengeance consume him.

Plus he's a king he can do whatever he wants.

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>>683377149

scarlet witch is better

>>683377249
I doubt either of those are ever happening. Currently, one two Illuminati members exist in the MCU.
Marvel Studios has already said they're not interested in doing Planet Hulk, so WWH seems out of the question.

>>683373607
he did stop Thor when Thor struck him with his hammer in avengers

>>683360402
*flying through the air on Falcon*
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. I died.

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>>683376475
>>683376475

that's the thing though, we only know iron man isn't over powered because we read the comics, all the casuals who only watch the movies thing that iron CAN keep up with hulk and thor because of the way they portrayed him while in reality he's not even close to being able to keep up with hulk/thor

>>683377602
Nice old boy was a great movie post more of her or scarjo need to finnish this a engers fap session

>>683377602
You're in that thread too? Neat huh?

>>683378254
IM was made nearly omniscient after the movies. He's Marvel's Batman in terms of "he can win anything with enough prep".

>>683376567
i didnt say he was a killer either. my point is that he WOULDNT kill. tony couldnt even bring himself to incapacitate cap. the reason he ended up losing is because cap wont stop fighting until his demise, and tony didnt want to do what he needed to in order to keep him from winning. the only way tony wins in this situation is by severly injuring captain america, or by killing him.

>>683378420

No, ive just seen that movie so I googled it and posted that.

>>683378685
No, you're thinking of Punisher.
Iron Man hasn't done anything particularly impressive in a long time. Currently, Bendis is writing his comic, so that tells you how shitty it is.

>>683362254
implying spideysense wouldn't have seen that coming a mile away.

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>>683377714
It was because muh patriotism shit
Cap gets pushed when a grenade hits his shield but didnt even flinch when thor strikes him with the power of thunder seems legit

>>683379140
>Implying Spidey mastered his powers in 6 months.

>>683373799
You're actually correct. In the comics cap and iron man would have had opposite reactions to superhero registration. id assume because they didn't want to be called unpatriotic after 9/11.

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>>683378175
You will never touch elizabeth olsen tits


Why even live ...

>>683380409
Because they'll scrape on the floor by the time she's 40

>>683376737
Spiderman is also brand new to all of it, he's only had his powers for 6 months at that point and still messes cap up a bit so fuck cap.

>>683379363
Well it's fake so it doesn't matter

>>683382582
Of course.

>>683382783
And spidey sense wouldn't even be necessary because he's staring at everyone..