I'm still banned :(

Bunp

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi there!
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan
You: Hi, I'm sfd afhlafohafub]
You: Shit
Stranger: Neat, me too!
You: I dropped my spaghetti all over my keyboard. I was listening to the Welcome to Nightvale podcast and I lol'd way too hard
Stranger: Name your age, SS number, and address
Stranger: or i can find it out myself
You: Oh god are you a hacker?? 0.o
Stranger: Yes, and i have your IP locked
You: One of you hackers told me to delete system 32 once but lucky someone called niceguyMLPfan saved me so just try it again see what happened
Stranger: niceguyMLPfan isnt here to save you now
Stranger: Im in your computer
You: I don't believe you I know my white knight will save me
Stranger: I hope you dont mind me fucking around in /appdata
You: NO
You: THAT'S WHERE MINECRAFT IS
You: REEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Look at all these wonderfull saves. wouldnt it be bad if something were to
Stranger: happen to them
You: NO PLEASE I FINALLY FINISHED MY UNDERTALE FAN MAP DONT DO IT
Stranger: give my credit card info and i wont touch it
Stranger: mee*
Stranger: fuck
You: REAC HING MAXIM UM TR IGGERED LEVEL S
Stranger: o shit what the fuck
Stranger: ima fuck off shit nigga
You: This is why cis-men are scum
You have disconnected.

Stranger: well its better tham being dan
Stranger: nothimg much
You: why do you say that?
Stranger: havent you met any dans?
Stranger: wh
You: no i live too dangerously
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: okay
You: been dancing a lot
Stranger: well that good
You: but lost my bandana
Stranger: hope you find your bandana
Stranger: what do you dance?
You: oddly enough my dads name is dan
You: and he lost it
Stranger: cool
Stranger: lost what?
Stranger: your bandana
You: my bandana, he was dancing but it was dangling dangerously from the sedan windiw
You: and it kinda blew away
Stranger: well that doesnt sound made up at all
You: ?

>>683347246

was using this last thread
here ya go

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.

>>683348056
Thanks Lori

>>683348056
Thanks Lori

>>683347722
KEK, I JUST SAW YOU m8, I KEK'd FIRST THING!

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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: figured
You: ?
Stranger: i thought so.
You: What makes you say that?
Stranger: oh very funny
You: What?
You: That's my name
You: What's yours?
Stranger: fuck you dan
Stranger: i know how you play

MAXIMUM KEK

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kek

pastebin /4zLJpyz9 read it all

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan
You: I hate niggers
You: and jews
You: wbu?
Stranger: do ya
Stranger: i dont hate anyone really
Stranger: just the lying scumbags that run our system
Stranger: and take millions and pocket it
You: those which are jews?
Stranger: are you fucking dumb?
You: no
Stranger: not intending to diss you but really
Stranger: get your head outta the gutter buddy
Stranger: were gonna be shit soon
Stranger: and all die
Stranger: boom
Stranger: bam
You: what

>>683348674
Looks like you guys were having fun, but I cringed

You: hey
Stranger: Try me, bro.
Stranger: fucking Try me, bro.
You: bro
You: Don't even fuck with me
You: You wanna fight?
Stranger: 4chan is gay
Stranger: I just wanna say that
You: Yea, Quick question whats your name?
Stranger: Not the website, lovely website. But the "users"
You: My name is dan
Stranger: nice to meet you dan
You: nice to meet you also
Stranger: I spit in your grandmother's dead hairy asshole
You: Have you ever heard of the 4chan space program?
Stranger: btw esc means escape
Stranger: which means your escaping like alittle bitch
You: We launched an hero today.
Stranger: I spit in your grandmother's dead hairy asshole

>>683348674
2 newfags have a chat

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You: Hey
Stranger: hey dan
You: How you doing ?
You: How'd you know my name?
Stranger: i come from the depths of /b/
Stranger: to talk to you
You: lel newfag.
Stranger has disconnected.

Typing REEEEEEEEE and disconnecting before I have a chance to Dan you sucked anon

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got some dude's phone number go fuck him up

>>683349635
kek

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this one isn't dan but still funny

Stranger: Hi
You: what is your favorite color?
Stranger: purple
You: hmm
You: i'm not sure this is going to work between us
Stranger: Why is that?
You: my zodiac is dan
You: i'm supposed to avoid purple today

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>>683347831
Oh shit that was me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello!
Stranger: hey :3
You: How are you today?
Stranger: im pretty tired tbh
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm dantastic today! I just made a new minecraft server with some friends and it's been super fun
You: *fantastic
Stranger: dantastic
Stranger: is your name dan
Stranger: have i been dan'ed
Stranger: i fucking love 4chan
Stranger has disconnected.

You:ohhi Dan
Stranger has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi i'm dan
Stranger: Nice to meet you
Stranger: I'm joshua
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: FUCKING HELL
Stranger: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CONNECTED TO DAN
Stranger: FUCK OFF
You: Is Josh ok?
Stranger: IVE TALKED TO YOU LIKE 20 TIMES IN THE PAST FEW MINUTES
You: Dan feels scared
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: You're scaring dan
Stranger: FUCK OFF DAN
You: I'm sorry :(\
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
Stranger: OMEGLE STOP FUCKING CONNECTING ME TO THE SAME GUY
You: Dan wants to talk
You: Josh doesn't want to talk?
Stranger: EVERY
Stranger: FUCKING TIME
Stranger: STOP IT WITH THE SHIT
Stranger: YOU ARE RETARDED I'VE TALKED TO YOU SO MANY TIMES
Stranger: LAST TIME YOU TRIED TELLING ME ABOUT A FLYING HAMSTER
You: Dan is sorry, Dan didn't want to oppress you
Stranger: I swear to fucking god dan
Stranger: if I disconnect from this chat
Stranger: and I get connected to you again
Stranger: I'm fucking done

kek

>>683350217


lel

I've got cringe at this point. How do you guys speak funny shit I'll never know.

You: Hey.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Overwatcg is a good game
You: wtf is overwatcg
Stranger: Fuck trolling everyone is dan
You: never heard of it.
Stranger: Overwatch
You: Oh I thought that was a sequal to overwatch, Overwatcq
Stranger: Yes
You: Well, I'm dan
You: nice to meet you
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Are you naD too?
You: yes!
Stranger: Aw hell yea
You: hello naD!
Stranger: Hey naD! How are you?
You: im good naD, how about you?
Stranger: I'm also good naD. Crazy how we're both naD
Stranger: I've never met another naD.
You: same, how uncommon is the name naD?
You: like srs
Stranger: I think it's on the 0.00000001% spectrum of popularity.
You: damn naD, thats pretty low
Stranger: Yeah I'd say so
You: hey do you like 4dan?
Stranger: 4dan is my fave.
You: same.
You: 4dan > 4chan anyday
Stranger: 4dan > 4head
You: well naD, imma go, cya
Stranger: cya naD.

>>683350217
Kek'd so hard on this one

>>683350217
Lol flying hamster

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi bb
Stranger: Hi
You: Whats up XXX
Stranger: Nothing very interesting, you?
You: looking for bi-queer or trans lover
You: no men of course
You: you in bb?
Stranger: Am I in for what exactly?
You: a one night stand with me
Stranger: I'm not really in the mood. . . But if you're looking for a conversations :::)
Stranger: *conversation fml
You: ok how about a rollplay
Stranger: Does it have to be sexual?
You: Im Dansexual btw so remember all the triggers
You: yes it has to be sexual
Stranger: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with Dansexual
You: oh? sorry to hear that. I usualy keep the desription copyed for use like here, but i cant find it
Stranger: Ah. Well I'm not in the mood for anything sexual like I have said before. Good luck finding someone else
Stranger has disconnected.

>>683350476
>didn't put 4skin

http://logs.omegle.com/606586f

>>683350708
fuck

You: Hey!
Stranger: Hola!
You: I'm Daniella, you? :)

disconnected and keked

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: dont be dan
Stranger: please
You: my name actually is dan
Stranger: how do you keep connecting to me and harassing me, It's so pointless please stop
You: dan is confused
Stranger has disconnected.

MAXIMUM KEK

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
You: Are yo really into feminism?
You: *you
Stranger: Aye
Stranger: Are you?
You: I'm not really, I just like to get other points of view
Stranger: Oka
Stranger: Okay*
Stranger: What would you like to know?
You: For a start, why are all women such useless whores, and inferior to men in every way?
Stranger: Ask a proper question, please.
You: Do you have a job?
Stranger: I am a professor at a local university.
You: What to you teach?
You: *do
Stranger: I teach history.
You: Not STEM, then
You: Interesting
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: I find history to be more fascinating, actually.
Stranger: I always have.
You: History is a useless degree
You: Fit for a woman
Stranger: If you insist.
Stranger: Is this the best you can do?
You: Best I can do for what?
You: To make you mad?
You: Because that's not my aim
You: I'm just trying to educate you
Stranger: Trolls on Omegle are so uninspired. All they do is regurgitate things they've seen elsewhere. Secondly, you won't make me mad. Remember, I educate children.
Stranger: That's not your goal.
You: But of course, educating women is very difficult
Stranger: From the onset you barraged me with infantile diction that has no place in mature discussion,.
You: Nice words
Stranger: A garden variety effort, if I may say.
You: I like how you started using them only when trying to appear intellectual
Stranger: Do you have anything worthwhile to say?
You: Yes
Stranger has disconnected.

Not a Dan, but feminism is funnier

>>683350953
Oh hey buddy

>>683351046
hey man

>>683351046
>>683351116
do you do the dew?

http://logs.omegle.com/4f114de

WHERE IS Dan 7/11 ???

>>683350742
Kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: h en
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
You: Dan, you fucked up
Stranger: aIM NOT DANNNN
Stranger: DAMN DAN
You: ALLAHU AKBAR
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey! I'm Tyler
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: Whats up my dood
You: Nothing, so you like tumblr
Stranger: Yes sir!
You: Whats your fav part?
Stranger: Fan blogs
You: Awesome. I have a blog too
Stranger: Tv show fan blogs mostly
You: my blog is the best blog
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: you dont need those blogs
Stranger: Whatch ya got in your blog?
You: Mostly Dan stuff
Stranger: Sounds pretty interesting!
You: Sometimes i get a bit saucy but i usualy dont
You: im really into dan related stuff
You: last week i had a straw poll on what content to feature
Stranger: Ooo okay okay!
You: 100% of votes were for dan stuff
You: dan is love they say
Stranger: Dan is life they mean!
You: You sound like a dan kinda dude! you should check out my blog
Stranger: I feel like a dan type of dood
You: wanna link to my blog? you know what they say, a dan a day keeps the horrorable screams away
Stranger: I would love to see the dan blog
You: ok here it comes
Stranger: awesome!
You: >>683347246
Stranger: Thats 4chan!
You: oh it is?
You: shoot, wrong one

>>683352159
Stranger: You lied to me Dan!!
Stranger: I cant trust you...
You: n... no... please dont...
Stranger: I'm hurt!
You: wait...
You: i love you danny
Stranger: What can you possibly do to make me trust you Dan!
Stranger: Is your real name even Dan!?!?!?
You: I can rub my belly and pat my head
You: ... at the same time
Stranger: I think we need some time away from eachother dan..
You: please... I can change
Stranger: people never change..
You: ill be the perfect dan you always wanted
Stranger: Goodbye... Danial
Stranger: DAAAAAMN DANIEL
You: Its dannathin but whatever
Stranger: Dannathin
You: bye... tylar
You: XOXO
Stranger: Thats the most badass name I have ever seen
You: ty
Stranger: Goodbye my friend
You: goodbye
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hi
Stranger: get
Stranger: back
Stranger: in
Stranger: the
Stranger: kitchen
Stranger: bitchen
You: but im dan
Stranger: Dan GET IN THE VAN Schneider?
Stranger: Dan ONLY IF SHE'S UNDER TEN Schneider?
You: kek
Stranger: Dan WITH THE MOLESTATION PLAN Schneider?
Stranger: Dan WHEN HE SAW THE COPS HE RAN Schneider?
You: do you like mlp
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: Why wouldn't I?
You: fluttershy is my favorite
Stranger: My favorite is Pinkie.
Stranger: They're all good, though.
You: ikr, /b/ro?
Stranger: I don't use /b/. I use /co/, /pol/, /r9k/, and /tv/.
You: oh.
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have disconnected.

http://logs.omegle.com/1e6d25d

You:Hello

Stranger:hey

You:Whats up

Stranger:do u think racists people are oppressed

You:Absolutely. Oh my god. The patriarchy and white males are the worst
I can't leave my house without being triggered and eyeraped
exactly

Stranger:any preference is okay if you don't harm anyone
<3

You:I mean, yeah I weigh 259 lbs but that doesn't mean you can just manspread all over my feminist airspace

Stranger:wut
are you obese

You:Did I not explain clearly enough
Triggered. I am not obese. I only weigh 326 lbs

Stranger:dude. that's hot af

You:Mmm. You're rustling my jimmies so hard with your privilege

Stranger:i need a big girl
cause i'm a big guy ;)
xxx

You:Oh wow. What's your name stud. I want you to trigger my anus
for you

Stranger:I'm Dan

You:I'm Dan too. Faggor
Back to /b/ nigger

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You both like feminism.
You: hi
Stranger: .
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f 17
Stranger: you?
You: im dan
Stranger: nice one dan
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Guess my name
Stranger: Women's rights are a joke
You: hi /b/ro
Stranger: /B/RO
Stranger: Gold
You: *hugs*
You: /b/ro, you gotta be more subtle than that
Stranger: omegle thread on my first tab
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: just looking for quick reactions, feel me
You: >>683351880
You: ^ Try it that way
You: That's my one
Stranger: aga
Stranger: Nice
You: Are you just hanging in feminism, or tumblr too?
You: Tumblr is so saturated
You: I'm in both
Stranger: Feminism, Women's rights and equality
You: Lol maybe we've run into each other already
You: Ooo I'm not in those
Stranger: Nah I just got on
You: Ah
Stranger: Saw a tumblr post talking about trying to poinson /b/ with gay porn
Stranger: I laughed because we have much worse stuff already
Stranger: poison* goddammit
You: True, true
You: Welp, imma post this and carry on with the mission. Godspeed anon o7
Stranger: Godspeed /b/ro
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting .with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Guess my name
Stranger: Women's rights are a joke
You: hi /b/ro
Stranger: /B/RO
Stranger: Gold
You: *hugs*
You: /b/ro, you gotta be more subtle than that
Stranger: omegle thread on my first tab
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: just looking for quick reactions, feel me
You: >>683351880
You: ^ Try it that way
You: That's my one
Stranger: aga
Stranger: Nice
You: Are you just hanging in feminism, or tumblr too?
You: Tumblr is so saturated
You: I'm in both
Stranger: Feminism, Women's rights and equality
You: Lol maybe we've run into each other already
You: Ooo I'm not in those
Stranger: Nah I just got on
You: Ah
Stranger: Saw a tumblr post talking about trying to poinson /b/ with gay porn
Stranger: I laughed because we have much worse stuff already
Stranger: poison* goddammit
You: True, true
You: Welp, imma post this and carry on with the mission. Godspeed anon o7
Stranger: Godspeed /b/ro
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what fag?

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Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

You both like feminism.

You: Black lives are worse than womens rights

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: DAN ILL FIGHT YOU
You: im dan the danndy man
Stranger: i hate you
You: why?
Stranger: cause fuck you that's why
You: i just want to be loved!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'll fuck you up
You: but everyone hates dan
Stranger: exactly
You: dan the van man
Stranger: oh so you're a rapist? ooH shIT
You: eats out of a can
You: i never said it was a white van
Stranger: LMAOOOO true okay never mind
Stranger: Okay but really I hate you Dan fuck outta here
You: im dan the a-team van man with a plan
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: wait
You: wait
Stranger: What?
You: I need to see if this works
You: Coats, North Carolina
You: does that ring a bell
Stranger: No?
You: fuck
You: ok ok ok
You: for my next magic trick
You: look in the sky right now
You: at the clouds
You: do you see the the words in the clouds
Stranger: No....
You: it says take off your bra

>>683352965
XD omg weird seeing u here too!!!

Hi

hii ;)

I'm Dan ;)

ugh you again? really?

Who again?

I'm Dan from target, have we met?

cis scum coming on here and triggering all my friends and i

Scum? What do you mean?

A guy called Dan?

yes they go around and trigger us feminists

They? More than one?

Ugh :( they always use my name too :'(

This has happened before

Hello?

I know it is sad that they are doing this with tumblrusers before they raided feminists

Ugh I think it's plebs from 9gag doing it tbh

9gag is it like that site 4chin?

Uh yeah I think so but its waaay worse

well we you later fag

Stranger has disconnected.

>>683353408
omg this is so crazyy!!! xDDD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: how are you

Stranger: What's your name

Stranger: Good

You: Not sure what my name is , as its not relevant to this conversation

Stranger: My name is Dan

You: Ahh well Dan I'm glad to see you have such a widely used name

You: Only have met like 30 dans in the last 30 minutes

Stranger: Widely used?

You: So Dan

You: what is your opinion on the massacre of jews and feminist across the world

You: for our hero Boxxy of course

You: Sadly I think I have lost you to the depths of the interewebz as you float away on your anti tumblr space craft headed for the sun were imminent death awaits

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: asl?
Stranger: 17f hbu
You: im dan
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>>683353496
well nice to see you again

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Danny Dovitorito is pleased

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

You: supporter anti supporter?

You: which one

Stranger: none

Stranger: im just dan

You: Fair enough

You: Ahh your Dan I"m Boxxy

You: I've found you at last my child so I can rape you

Stranger: kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: DANNY PHANTOM

Stranger: IS THAT YOU, DAN?

You: KEK

You: yeah

Stranger: I thought I would never see you again

Stranger: im gonna kms brb

>>683347831
Holy fucking kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey!
You: How are you/
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Good thanks, you?
You: Alright, but qonddering something
You: Are white males cis scum?
You: For real?
Stranger has disconnected.

You: Hi im Danal
Stranger: ARE YOU A DUMB 4CHANNER HACKER!?
Stranger: OMG
You: AH
You: WHO DED YOU KNOW
Stranger: I GOT DEM MEMES BOI
You: fUCK YOU im hacking your dog
Stranger: I GOT SAD FROGS
Stranger: YOU CANT TOUCH MY DOG
Stranger: I GOT FUCKING AVI
You: Too fucking late
Stranger: ON THAT SHIT
You: Youll see him on furrylove.com
You: Youre next my boy
Stranger: YOU TOUCH MY DOG
Stranger: ILL HACK YOUR KETTLE
Stranger: YOU DAFT CUNT
You: oh aset
You: You're a
You: youre a
You: a fag
Stranger: b...baka~~
You: Desu mafdhuo niggr~
Stranger: sugoiiiiii
Stranger: notice me
Stranger: boil me
You: Oh shit waddup
Stranger: teabag my ass hole
You: Now?
Stranger: DAN 711?
You: Hellye
Stranger: well met
You: Fuckin liberal

Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: how are women oppressed in western democracies?
You: Dan?
Stranger: sorry friend
You: Dan stop it
Stranger: christ this dan shit isn't funny at all
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
Stranger: Like
Stranger: you think this is funny because it makes people mad directly
You: Someone sent this to me
You: I'm pissed
Stranger: it makes me mad because you're so smug thinking about how redpilled you are
Stranger: look mom I'm on 4chan
You: I'm am NOT!

disconnect

>>683352683
Kek thats me

Neigh
is this Dan?
Dan?
No
I am horse
PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY FRINE
shutterfly?
I am horse my name is Diana
Please help me shutterfly
Neigh
Diana are you a princess?
I am horse
a horse princess?
I knew a Diana once
great head
I am horse on rule34
she was a princess too
Neigh
dianadanshutterfly
ive lost my friends
I'll rape you with my massive futa horse cock
will you help me find my friend dan then?
Yes
I'm really worried about him
he is a heroin addict
and a fag
he might have aids by now

I will help you /b/ro
Dan is home
he brought meth
Stranger has disconnected.

I've got a seriously good one /b/, ongoing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: yo, how are you?
You: HEY IT'S THE GUY FROM BOSTON! I'M DOING FINE!
You: FUCKING PEOPLE NAMED DANIEL BOONE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! FUCKING NIGGERS!
Stranger: BAHAHA OHMYGOD
Stranger: MARRY MEPLS
You: OKAY! POLYGAMY IS ALLOWED! YOU'RE MY 47TH WIFE AND THE WEDDING WILL BE IN UGANDA! BTW I'M A MORMON MISSIONARY FROM THE U.S.A!
Stranger: OHMYGOD OKY GR8
You: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!
You: SMOOCH SMOOCH!
Stranger: SO DO YOU HAVE KIK OR SOME SHIT
Stranger: BAHAHA SMOOCH
You: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE WE GONIG FOR OUR HONNEYMOON?!
Stranger: OHMYGOD
Stranger: WHAT AB HAWAII
You: OKAY!
Stranger: zGREAT!
You: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://travelchannel.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/travel/fullset/2014/12/2/top-hawaiian-beaches-lanikai-oahu.jpg.rend.tccom.1280.960.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.travelchannel.com/interests/beaches/photos/top-10-hawaiian-beaches&h=960&w=1280&tbnid=CjR9HEimYE5ewM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=213&docid=BkXlN8U_fVlaFM&itg=1&usg=__OLnTFBeqvk2kKegVX_3ToY_VVaI= HERE WE ARE
Stranger: yES
You: IT LOOKS ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL!
Stranger: YESS
You: SMOOCH SMOOCH
Stranger: omgomg
You: I'M SO FUCKING HORNY PUNISH ME GOD!
Stranger: you just made me laugh ao much
Stranger: BAHAHAHA
You: IRONICALLY I'M A MORMON!
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA
You: PULL SOME THUNDER BOLTS ON MY FUCKING HEAD! AND EXECUTE ME DARLING!
Stranger: ANYTIMEEEE
You: OH I'M CUMMING!
Stranger: OHMYGOD
Stranger: SINNER
You: *PEWWWWWWW!* AHH THAT FEELS GOOD!
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHA
You: BUT I STILL HAVE SOME OF MY 46 OTHER WIVES IN AFRICA TAKING CARE OF THOSE STARVING CHILDREN!
Stranger: OH NO YOU SHALL LEAVE THEM ALL FOR ME
You: ARE YOU GUY OR A GIRL BECUZ I'M BI
Stranger: BAHHA SAMEE AND IM A GIRL
continue?

You're now chatting with a random stranger.Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hi
You: Hey Dan
Stranger: Sarah
You: No
You: hey Dan
Stranger: im not Dan im Sarah
You: no, i mean hey Dan
Stranger: misogynist
Stranger has disconnected.

You: Hello?
Stranger: yo
You: DAN?
You: IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: no
You: Oh thank God
You: They're infesting this chat
You: right?
Stranger: right
You: So, what do you like about tumblr?
Stranger: lol what's not to like about tumblr
You: Idk
You: I like the various pages they dedicate to anything
You: Wanna know my favorite page?
Stranger: yes
You: Wait, tell me yours first.
Stranger: pineapples floating in water is my fav
You: Mine is the Dan page :D
Stranger: of course
You: I identify as a Dan
You: All my life I've wanted to live as a true Dan
Stranger: who is Dan
You: But my parents are cis scum who wont pay for my surgery
You: To become Dan

disconnect

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great chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

You: Where's my son

You: His name is Dan

Stranger: Nazi, you said son, which is a sexist term

Stranger: Kill yourself

Stranger: I'm dan

Stranger has disconnected

>>683355593
You: THEY'RE ALL BISEXUAL DON'T WORRY!
Stranger: OH GREAT
You: I HAVE 600 CHILDREN ALL NAMED ADOLF HITLER!
Stranger: THATS ZEXY ASFF YO
You: MOST OF THEM ARE IN SOUTH AMERICA AND THE REST LIVE IN MADAGASCAR AND SOUTH AFRICA!
Stranger: OMG FANTASTIC
You: THEY'RE ALL VERY NICE!
Stranger: I HAVE LIKE 300 KIDS THAT LOOK LIKE GIRAFFES
You: O MY WAFFLES! INBREEDIO!
Stranger: ANDMY GLFAVORITE HUSBAND KURT COBAINLEFT ME
You: THAT SUCKS! I'M SORRY
Stranger: ITS OOKK
You: SMOOCH SMOOCH
Stranger: SMOOCH SMOOCH
You: OH YEAH BABY I'M GONNA GET YOU PREGNANT
Stranger: BAHAHA GET ME PREGNANT
You: I'M CUMMING
You: PEWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: PEW PEE
You: PEE ALL OVER MY FACE AND GET ALL YOUR PERIOD BLOOD AND MAKE ME SWALLOW IT!
Stranger: FUCK YES!
You: OHHH MY GOD!
Stranger: YES ILL BLEED ON YOU
You: OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX THIS EXCITING IN MY LIFE!
Stranger: BAAHA WOOHOO ME NEITHER
You: btw that period blood tastes gorgeous
Stranger: damn idk does it really
You: Yes.
Stranger: bahaha, whats your name?
You: My name is Tedadore Cruzzevelt
Stranger: socute
You: A combination of Ted Cruz and Theodore Roosevelt
You: My parents named me after them
Stranger: i seeee
You: When Ted Cruz was my mom's boyfriend
Stranger: your padres are dank
Stranger: damn ooohh
You: but she left him before she got pregnant with me
Stranger: whyyy
You: Because my biological dad, Had a lot more money than him.
You: And it's not Donald Trump
Stranger: ahaha oh woaahh
You: It's Vladimir Putin
You: He was so charming
Stranger: damn i bet
You: When he was a soldier in the USSR
cont

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
hi

Hey
i have tater tots
I have
Nothing
asl?
Brb jus gonna kill myself
no
have a tater tot
But
I'm allergic
I die either way
eat ym deleicious potato bits!!!
I'll have a tater tot
my name is dan btw
That's cool /b/ro
yeah
It is
peace /b/ro
Stranger has disconnected.

>>683356038
Stranger: yesikik
You: My mother betrayed the USA.
Stranger: oh no
You: I think the baby's going to come out.
Stranger: omgomg
You: Take good deep breathes
Stranger: YOU CAN DO IT HONEY
You: Oh my goodness, it's a girl!
Stranger: oh yes!!
You: it's my 601th child!
Stranger: name her after me
Stranger: !!
You: What's your name?
Stranger: cam
You: Okay.
Stranger: short for camila
You: She's a miracle
Stranger: but cam is prettier
Stranger: omgness yes
You: smooches on baby forehead
Stranger: bahaha so cute so cute
You: A few years from now she'll meet all of her brothers named Adolf Hitler they're all in a monastery where they can smoke weed.
Stranger: omg take me there
You: Okay but it's located in Ethiopia
Stranger: omg
Stranger: wonderful
You: She'll be raised as a beautiful white mormon African.
Stranger: yesyesyed
You: She'll be the prettiest girl in all of Africa.
Stranger: you thinkk?
You: Yes.
Stranger: awe
You: But we haven't decided her middle name and her last name.
Stranger: her middle name should be
You: Hanna
Stranger: idk i suck at names
Stranger: oh yes thats so cute
Stranger: hanna it is
You: Her last name would be Washington after George Washington.
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: perfecto
You: Should we have sex again so she can have a friend?
Stranger: yes duh
Stranger: we dont wanna leave her lonely
You: Okay
Stranger: but but
You: What?
Stranger: lets name this child
cont

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

Stranger: hey

You: circle

Stranger: What do you think about the gender pay gap

You: My friend Dan gets payed $1 for every $0.32 I make

You: This is illegal racism

Stranger has disconnected.

>>683356333
What tag are you using sir?

>>683356368
Stranger: with obama as his last name
You: What should it be his first name
Stranger: donald
You: Oh yes!
Stranger: donald harold obama
Stranger: !!
You: Oh my god, that's beautiful!
Stranger: i know right! :')
You: So now we start with sex?
Stranger: i suppose
You: Okay
Stranger: okay
You: What position do we want to start of first?
Stranger: your caalll
You: Blowjob
Stranger: bahaha ookaayy
You: Oh yeah/
You: Execute me with the guillotine
Stranger: (NOTE" it's the laughing while crying emoji)
You: What does the emoji say?
Stranger: im really gonna marry you
You: Lol we already are married
Stranger: its the laughing emohi
Stranger: oh yes! duh
You: Want me to call out my other wives?
Stranger: duhh
You: okay!
Stranger: okay!
You: i'm gonna be on my iphone 69+
Stranger: bahha sameee
You: You can call multiple people at the same time like you see on television
Stranger: woooahhh really
You: Yes
Stranger: dank dank dank
You: I can even call my 600 sons named Adolf Hitler
Stranger: omg yay!
Stranger: do you have a kik husband??!
You: They're stoners though.
You: Sadly i don't have a kik
You: But i do have a Youtube channel though where you comment on.
You: Smooch
Stranger: ooh interestinggg
You: youtube.com/BanHaterz
Stranger: rad rad
You: smooch
Stranger: smooch
the end 5/8/2016

ou both like Tumblr.
You: Hi im Dan!
Stranger: Hi dan
Stranger: I'm Amber~
You: Hey Amber
You: What are you up to?
Stranger: Just chillin, avoiding my homework
You: Haha that's cool,
You: I have a problem
Stranger: What is it?
You: Well, do you think being gay is wrong?
Stranger: Nah fam
You: Well good.
You: See my family thanks so.And well..
You: Im gay
Stranger: There will be people who don't understand, even those who are
Stranger: Closest to you
You: I don't know how to come out to them
Stranger: Do you think it's the right time?
Stranger: If you'd
Stranger: Woops lol
You: Well Im not sure
You: But I did come out to my sister and she was fine with it
Stranger: * if you'd like to talk through kik it's: HaiAmbear, I have to get offline
Stranger: Well good thing you have one person by your side
Stranger: It takes time
You: Alright thanks Amber.Ill text you

>>683356300
hey, its me
\

You: can you act like super offended for a second
You: like i've torn you to shreds
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im super offended
You: that's right cuz you got rekt by dan
You: you fuckin loser
You: dan out
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: :(

>>683356442
lgbt, tumblr, lgbtq

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

Stranger: hiu

You: What's your opinion on rape? I think it shouldbe legalized

Stranger: i have tater tots

You: should be* DAN

Stranger: yes

Stranger: dan i am

You: disgusting

You: newfag

Stranger: in a small white van

Stranger: '09 faggot

You: oi

You: '10 :-(

You: better off myself

Stranger: kek

You: kek

Stranger: peace /b/ro

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hiu
Stranger: What's your opinion on rape? I think it shouldbe legalized
You: i have tater tots
Stranger: should be* DAN
You: yes
You: dan i am
Stranger: disgusting
Stranger: newfag
You: in a small white van
You: '09 faggot
Stranger: oi
Stranger: '10 :-(
Stranger: better off myself
You: kek
Stranger: kek
You: peace /b/ro
You have disconnected.

>>683356888
trips check em sir. Thanks!

>>683356911
>>683356933
and we both got dubs

>>683356933
posted already dude

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hey Diana here

>>683357022
Check em myself

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f 16 wbu
You: im tater-tot dan
Stranger: u FUCKIN WEirdo
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: Rape

Stranger: hi

Stranger: umm why say that?

You: its hilarious!

You: why aren't u laughing?

Stranger: rape isnt funny its not a joke

Stranger: like 1 in 4 women get raped in their life time

You: That's hilarious!

Stranger: shut up dude

Stranger: i was raped when i was a kid

You: Haha!

You: lucky!

Stranger: noooo

Stranger: it was gross i hated it obviously

You: That's so funny

You: got anymore funny stories to share

Stranger: go to hell

Stranger has disconnected.

You both like Tumblr.
You: Tits or GTFO
You: Oh No
You: Wait
You: Guy
You: >>683347246
You: B/ro?
Stranger: /b/oobies
You: Godspeed
Stranger: newfag

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>>683347246
lol which one of you faggots was this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Heyo Im Dano haha
You: hahaha Dannnnnnn
You: gotta be more subtle you dumb faggot
Stranger: o
You: gotta tease it out of them
You: make them lower their guard and shit
Stranger: Mhmmhm
You: make them believe they've finally pierced through the trolls, the bots, and found a person that just MIGHT understand all the pain they're going through
You: then you tell them your name is Dan
You: not in the first fucking comment you make you piece of shit
Stranger: Im sorry
You: sorry thats the rum talking
You: I'm a nice guy
You: What's your name?
You: My name is
You: DAN
Stranger: I ALREADY
Stranger: FUCKING SAID MY NAME IS DAN YOU CUCK
Stranger: FUCK YOU

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: I actually dont like tumblr. I just like furry porn.

Stranger has disconnected.

Alright, this thread sucks. Go on FNAF and show kids porn.

You: Hello?
Stranger: yo
You: DAN?
You: IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: no
You: Oh thank God
You: They're infesting this chat
You: right?
Stranger: right
You: So, what do you like about tumblr?
Stranger: lol what's not to like about tumblr
You: Idk
You: I like the various pages they dedicate to anything
You: Wanna know my favorite page?
Stranger: yes
You: Wait, tell me yours first.
Stranger: pineapples floating in water is my fav
You: Mine is the Dan page :D
Stranger: of course
You: I identify as a Dan
You: All my life I've wanted to live as a true Dan
Stranger: who is Dan
You: But my parents are cis scum who wont pay for my surgery
You: To become Dan

You both like Feminism.
You: Dan
You: Is it you
You: Fam
Stranger: Yes.
You: /b/ro
Stranger: I have a little girl in my closet.
You: Me to
Stranger: Tell the FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: It's k in moderation
Stranger: Before I kill her.
You: No No No
Stranger: It's okay to kill children, just every once in awhile.
You: Thats To far
Stranger: Wait
You: Yea
You: Kek
Stranger: You're okay with kidnapping and rape, but murder is where you draw the line?
You: Ya
Stranger: I'd traumatize her so badly that it'd be a mercy killing.
You: Sell it
You: It's wortha few pennies
Stranger: Good point.
Stranger: cya
>it was a /b/ro

You both like Feminism.
You: Hi! I'm Aurora
You: What's up
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I fucking hate feminism, tell me why I shouldn't
You: Because feminism allows you to combine you and your wife's income
You: and the two of you can celebrate not having kids
You: after her abortion
You: buy a speedboat
Stranger: im not married
You: still though
You: in the future if you have a girlfriend or wife
You: you guys can have as many abortions as you want
You: aborting so, so many fetuses
You: just...a giant bucket, just full of fetuses
You: that's the goal. that's the dream
You: that make sense bud?
Stranger: no
You: You want to have sex with me?
You: do you want to have sex right now?
You: fuck my vagina
You: allow me to give birth to your abortion
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: hi dan
You: How big is your train engine?
Stranger: i'm nick a pleasure to meet u
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: bigbenpugh i guess xD
Stranger: big enough*
You: How big is the cabose?
Stranger: 7.5 inches here
You: Choo choo. Motherfucker.
Stranger: lol
You: That's a small caboose.
Stranger: sure
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: your mother said something els
Stranger: else
You: DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LINDA YOU CUNT
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: she took the 7.5 inches all inside

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Who is Waniel the Jew?

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>>683359006

You: Sieg Heil Dan!
Stranger: dan senpai
You: Yes
You: A brother in arms
Stranger: /b/rother in arms
You: indeed
You: I suck at this tho
You: I need to get better at insults
Stranger: i just started
You: lol welcome newfriend
Stranger: on omegle i mean
You: Oh lol
You: it's easy
You: just have something edgy ready to view
Stranger: ik i mean just right now
You: Oh
You: lucky us then
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
You: copy and paste it /bro
You: /b/ro*
You: It is the absoulte sign of cancer
Stranger: thanks /b/ro

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Girls.
Hi

Hey

I'm Diana

I'm Mikey

Whatchu doin mikey?

Nun much laying in bed
You?

Same :)

Want to have fun?

Hmm what kind of fun do you have in mind?;)

I think u know what kind baby

Okie :3 what's your Skype username hun?
Or kik both work with me ;)

Ok
Kik

Okie hunny what's yours I'll add you ;)
Just to let you know I'm 23 :)

I'm 20

Nice ;)

El_Boricua1500
Let's have fun

Okay hun one sec :3

Ok baby

Thanks /b/ro it's been fun, if you want I can fuck you long dick style

Stranger has disconnected.

>>683359173

You: np
You: Time to cause pain with memes
Stranger: wait
You: Yea?
Stranger: nntop.org could be useful to send
You: ?
Stranger: non nudecp
You: :D
You: my nigger
You: I love you anon
Stranger: i love you too anon
You: Time for memes
You: Post on the thread
You: I'll see you around

Stranger: hello

You: HAH! GOT YOU! I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE TUMBLR

Stranger: OH WOW YOU TROLL

You: because there is noone named dan there.

You: I like dan

Stranger: I FEEL BAMBOOZLED

You: SHANIQUEA

Stranger: WHAT IS UP WITH DAN

You: I LOVE DAN

Stranger: LIKE DAN HOWELL?

You: what?

You: no

You: just dan

Stranger: WHO IS DAN

You: he doesnt even have a last name IT JUST SAYS DAN

You: actually funny story

Stranger: IM CONFUSED

You: So, if you actually want to know about dan i was on 4chan whan he made a thread


>HELP ME MAKE A FUCKING BULLSHIT STORY NIGGAS

You: DAN!
You: No
You: No Skipps
Stranger: no, fuck you
Stranger: i'm dan
You: Dan
Stranger: DAN
You: I Loveyou Anon
Stranger: kek

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Kek

>>683350217
>http://logs.omegle.com/606586f
lol joshie needs some medication for his hemorrhoids because that's making him mad yo.

You're now chatting with a random stranger.
Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
You: 卐
Stranger: Hi! I'm Rory
Stranger: that sign is very offensive! :(
You: 卐
You: 卐
Stranger: I'm Jewish!
You: 卐
Stranger: Hitler killed my grandparents
You: 卐
You: Hitler did the right thing
Stranger: You know what the Nazis apparently said before killing them?
You: ALLAHU AKBAR
Stranger: They said "eyyyy u guys should fuk. right here. right in front of us"
Stranger: and they DID
Stranger: MY OLD, SAGGY GRANDPARENTS FUCKED EACH OTHER
You: Was your grandfathers name Dan
Stranger: MY GRANDPA WAS STILL HARD WHEN HIS HEAD EXPLODED
Stranger: no
Stranger: but my grandmother's name was danielle
You: DANIELLE
You: 卐
You: ok
Stranger: FUCK YOU NAZI SCUM
Stranger: btw if you post this on 4chan I'll posta picture of my hot saggy titties
You: 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
You: okay
You: see u /b/ro
You: ;)
Stranger: see you /b/ud
You have disconnected.
C'mon guys i wanna see some TIT

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Diana back again

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ALICE YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE YOU

You both like Tumblr.
You: DAN!
You: Again
You: Dont Skip
You: I like the music
Stranger: <3
You: You are nice
You: Dan
Stranger: haha thank you dan
You: Are you a /b/ro?
Stranger: i'm just a hoe
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: ayy
You: You now the rules an so do i
You: TITS OR GTFO
You: Kek
Stranger: kok

>>683358719
this was me

(overweight male, rubbing close up man titties)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like tumblr.


Stranger: hi


Stranger: your camera froze


You: this is my right nipple


Stranger: is that a boobie


You: his name is dan


Stranger: ok


Stranger: hi dan


You: u gay


Stranger: n


Stranger: no


You: im a dude, u are now


Stranger: I'm a girl


You: oh


Stranger: lol


You have disconnected.

You: ayy lmao
Stranger: ayy
You: I wanted to get onto one of your posts
Stranger: kek
Stranger: KEK
Stranger:
Stranger: you know whats good
You: indeed
You: Sieg Heil Dan
Stranger: aight
You: yeet
Stranger: you seem like a cool fag
Stranger: i needa go get some more gucci reactions though
You: I am, but I need better insults
You: Cool.
You: Keepp being anon /b/ro
Stranger: y2 fam

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one more Diana for the night

卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐

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night /b/

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Mmmmmhai

cockgobbler bumps

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like tumblr.


You: hello


Stranger: Hi


You: whats up?


Stranger: Nothing much, you?


You: not much friend.. im dan


Stranger: Do you accept Dan as your lord and savior?


You: I do


You: and always have


Stranger: Do you believe that Dan is 4chan's holy son?


You: are we the only ones on here lol?


Stranger: I don't think so


Stranger: Do you reject tumblr for misguiding you to the Holy Truth of Dan?


You: why mention the chan man? keep the shits in the dark


Stranger: I'm very sorry, i meant moot's holy son.


You: accepted.. you may pass my son

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rip

http://logs.omegle.com/0fdb732

Fucked up history and left in shame

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Dan

I thought we were having something special
D:
You: Daniella? Right?
Stranger: nah pal
Stranger: wrong girl
You: Damn, still 10/10
Stranger: damn, thanks man
Stranger: I'm Jaz btw, not Daniella
You: Jaz
You: Jazzy name
Stranger: ha. i havent heard that one before
You: No?
You: Your friends need to work on their pun game then
You: Weak
Stranger: man, my friends puns are horrible
Stranger: my friend, he only has 4 toes on one foot
Stranger: and they pick on him for being lactose
You: ayy lmao
You: I can't breathe
You: Puns are my weakness
Stranger: lactose intolerate tbh
Stranger: but either way
You: shit that's funny
You: Ok ok here's one
You: What's a ghost favorite desert?
Stranger: booberries
You: Booberry pie
You: Damn you are good
Stranger: i grew up surrounded by puns constantly
You: Dad puns?
You: Best puns
Stranger: i'm daddys little girl
Stranger: i know all the dad puns
You: Tell me one then
You: Spit some fire fam
You: I CAN WAIT
You: whoops about the caps
Stranger: my gf snapped me, had to respond
You: Nice
Stranger: but
You: But?
Stranger: whats a pirates favorite public place
You: The booty?
You: idk

>>683362424
Stranger: the E-arrrrrg
Stranger: that was weak as fuck
You: lmao
Stranger: my b
You: it's killing me
You: I gotta be silent af rn
You: i can't breathe
You: what do you do when you tatoo Jesus under your eyelids?
You: And you can't see him?
Stranger: you shine some light in that bitch
You: lol,
You: you look to the light
You: My sides

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: Asl?
Stranger: M 16
You: F, 14, Pennsylviania
You: I hope you like them young
Stranger: Yup;)
You: My brother tells me I have a tight pussy, you like that?
Stranger: Yes
You: Good... My Dad also tells me my tits are better than my moms, and I'm only 14
Stranger: Lmao
You: Imagine how good they will be when I'm older
Stranger: Got snap or kik
You: No my mom took my social media away after I tried to livestream my suicide on twitch.tv
Stranger: Your suicide?
You: Yeah and it would have worked too, if my fucking nigger of a brother didn't take me off the rope
Stranger: Wtf
You: My dad sleeps with me every night, the least you would think he could do is let me kill myself peacefully, but NOOOOO he makes my brother check up on me every 2 hours
Stranger: You're fucked up
Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: ITTSSSSSS DANNY!
Stranger: Dan
You: sup
Stranger: Im Dan
You: NO WAY
Stranger: Hahaha 4chan faggot
You: are you from the future?
You: what does miley cyrus look like in 10 years
You: this is danNY
Stranger: Hitler did nuffin wrong
You: of course not hes mis understood like trump
Stranger: Cant trump da stumpdadump
Stranger: Fuck me
You: sideways?
Stranger:
You: i see a box
Stranger: Fuck my sides fam
You: YES OH GOD YOUR EAR FEELS SO FUCKIN GOOD OH YEA
Stranger: Btfo
You: you know what they say, once you go black, you go deaf
Stranger: Zyklon B
Stranger: 9/11 was an inside joke
You: Xormog T
You: R.I.P. tower #7
Stranger: Rip muhammad
You: Achmed
You: Achmed the dead ISIS
Stranger: Ayy lmao
Stranger:
You:<ASCII ART>
Stranger: Nice meetin ya dan
You: danNY
You: and see ya later, dan
Stranger has disconnected.

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Dan Again

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not quoting yet Diana time

>>683359288
>>683359173
thats me

http://logs.omegle.com/ca3e5ce0

i found him.
we love you, /b/.

>>683364348
mein nigger

:D

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ik it's shit but everyone keeps disconnecting on me and this is the furthest i've made it. Will keep trying for better quality trolls

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>>683365008
;)

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>>683365533
check em my dude

I'm dan the guitar man what's up /b/ros

>>683365682
ur gay

>>683365682
post pic you faggot

Tumblr.
Hi
Hey Dan
Hey
How are you dan?
I'm good /b/ro Im good, what about you?
Yeah fantastic son
How's the anal fisting going?
I can fit my whole hand in so far
I'm glad to hear son
Your mother would be so proud
I'm not gonna stop until I'm swallowed up my asshole and disappear into nothingness
Sounds like fun

You will be so proud
I'll have to come around sometime to join you
Watch I'll do it dad
*poof*
You have disconnected

Dan the guitar man where are you?

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>>683365832
suh dude

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http://logs.omegle.com/5d213a9

>>683366426
ayy lmao

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like tumblr.


Stranger: Hi


You: ah


You: hey


You: *


Stranger: Meow


You: bark?


Stranger: I don't bark


You: me neither


You: im confused


Stranger: Why?


You: idk.. im dan btw

>>683365682
Its been Real Dan, Im 1# fam
with original Timestamp

Nice being with you faggots and Dans. I have to go to bed. Night.

>683368474
#1 /b/ro