I've had a fucking awful, horrible day /b/.Can we get a YLYL thread going?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I've had a fucking awful, horrible day /b/.
Can we get a YLYL thread going?
>>683346678
Please detail. We're here to help, anon.
That's my first image posted on here ever.
Hope it helps OP :)
This makes me laugh everytime.
Sure, Trump's a loud asshole, but godDAMN few things are more satisfying in life than watching greedy, out-of-touch politicians getting BTFO for all to see.
Things like this give me hope for the future generations.
>>683347690
>bl*c* people
>bl*c*
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware this was You Cringe You Lose.
>>683347077
Ugh... It's a long story. Basically the short of it is that my mom and my sister haven't been getting along and my sister ran over to my grandma's and refused to leave so the police were called, and then my sister started telling them a bunch of bullshit that could have gotten not only her, but my baby brother taken away.
Luckily the police didn't buy into it and made her come home, but this has just been a horrible day.
>>683348545
That wasn't a long story at all
>>683348545
That really fucking sucks, anon. I'm no stranger to shit like that being around in life.
What precipitated all of this?
>>683346908
lost
>>683349542
All I can think of is that she was raped by her grandfather at a very young age.
LE TEMPLATE!111! XDD X D D D X DX D D E
>>683349767
I really, really, really, really like this picture.
>>683349979
did he died?
>>683348545
Your sister's an unappreciative cunt and your parents are going to disown her. Eventually she'll get picked up by a scumfuck who turns her into a crackwhore, and you'll be seeing cheap porn of her online in less than a year.
Sorry for your loss.
>>683350021
traitor.
>>683350060
mods ban him now
>>683350060
MODSS
>>683350060
god damnit anon... then they're gonna delete the fucking thread, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST CP IN A YLYL THREAD
ps. say hi to bubba for me.
>>683350155
lol! get eaten old meme12!1! hahahhahah1hh1HH
>>683350060
MODS
>>683350060
get v& faggot
>>683350060
What the fuck dude MODS
Posting for Op
>>683350060
>>683349979
Is he kill
>>683346678
You know what you're asking for, right
OP? You're asking for cancer. Go watch a Chris Rock special or the Chapelle Show to actually laugh.
>>683350060
oh shit get v& you stupid pedo fuck
>>683350542
I watch black bush everytime I need a good kek
OKay, gonna post some of my all time favorite green texts. You may wish to open in a new tab to read at your leisure because these are the cream of the crop.
Starting with my personal favorite, the "Basement Ogre."
A close second, "the New King of /b/."
GUYS QUICK, I GOT SOME CHEESE PIZZA FROM THE D.L. HURRY AND SAVE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
Same as previous but with more pictures
>>683350913
fap fap fap
>>683350913
Fuck off faggot
>>683350913
oh shit this is legit
"Anon Plays Sims"
"Geese Vs. Cats" One man's struggle as he becomes caught between two warring factions
Actual this might be my favorite, the ultimate tard story, "Haypil"
"The Ham Galaxy" Bigger than a planet and twice as sweaty
RARE DO NOT STEAL
>>683347993
Yeah, I don't get the censorship there. Is black a bad word now? And it's a slavery joke, the word black is the thing they thought was crossing the line?
Anon is humiliated in this one
I wish I had the second half, but anon becomes a hipster and doesn't care anymore... at all.
>>683349771
sikh picture with a muslim name. used the word "infidels". seems legit.
>>683349542
Basically what precipitated all of this is that my sister feels as if she doesn't have any "freedom", but honestly the only reason my mom is so protective over her is because when she was younger she was raped before and she's afraid to be to lenient with her for fear of something happening to her.
Honestly though I don't think that my mom is even that unreasonable with my sister.
>>683350542
>Chris Rock
>actually laugh
Pick one
>>683350765
Chappelle's white folk talk sounds like how Obama speaks naturally.
Hey guys I'm a skinny 17 yr old guy in tight boxers right now. I can post picture sofnmyself if you want. My 11 yr old brother is in bed with me and I'm pretty horny.
>>683350060
Thanks for ruining thread.
Fagit
>>683351943
lost
>>683352173
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
>>683352281
Was she raped by her grandfather?
>>683352360
Even though you're white, it's ok to laugh at negros when they make funny jokes.
>>683351516
Call them mondays please, try not to be racist
>>683350870
Read this one. Can't tell if real
>>683352769
except chris rock isn't funny. he just swears and yells at the crowd in his gross scratchy ass voice.
(. ͡.°. ͜.ʖ. ͡.°.).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gDz_VwOHR0
>>683350779
thank you so much.
>>683349979
Nigga, he is totally kill
>>683353295
Kevin hart is worse.
o shit
>>683352960
nigger
>>683355131
so true it hurts
>>683352485
No one in the real world has an asshole that clean unless they boof bleach and thus have to shit in a bag for the rest of their life, leaving their anus unused.
>>683355757
is slippy a boi?
