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/b/ roast me!
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Hello
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Too young
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>>683338802
Ew.
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>>683338802
gotta be 18 to use the site kiddo
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>>683338802
You're using Windows10
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>>683339336
Windows 8. Close enough.
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>>683339316
Meh. Two years off won't hurt anything.
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>>683339442
You look like a younger version of my sister....
I don't like this.....
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>>683338802
Cute. CUTE. Post your shoes.
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cute
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''Meh. Two years off won't hurt anything.'

'thats what they have to say to justify fucking her
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Adorable JLB8 you are but not worth the risk.
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>>683339316
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Does she have cum in her mouth or something?
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>>683339168
kek
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>>683339754
MODS!!
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Newfags.... Tits and time stamp required.
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Spiderman thread?
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>>683338802
What happened to your face was it a car accident.
>Roasting I think your cute but Next thing I say will just be mean
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>>683340499
IT BEGINS
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>>683338802
go to sleep
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>>683340499
dubs dont lie
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>>683340552
It's 5pm, how about no?
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>>683338802
You look like the donkey from shrek
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>>683338802
Time stamp
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>>683338802
Gracie is still at it.
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>>683340476
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>>683338802
You look like a feminist. And why does your closet smell like this.
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>>683338802
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>>683340842
Oh, wow, you're the only one that managed to offend me.
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>>683338802

Hey, your underpants smell great by the way.
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>>683338802
post your feet
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>>683340842
>feminist
Are you OP?
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>>683340930
Sorry, I didn't mean too. I was just joking. I don't think that at all. You said roast so I roasted.
>I sowy
Can you forgive me please?
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go to bed booger
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ethnicity
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>>683341022
Reroll
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>>683338802
Dick or GTFO
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>>683338802
You're a qt
Post tits
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you are as good as traffic lights in GTA
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Mods are asleep as usual
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>>683341181
Italian?
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Age ? Time stamp
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i need see your neck.pls
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>>683341259
That girl did like two years ago. She was 13 and wanted to be the next queen of /b/.
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>>683338802
timestamp fag
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>>683340930
You play ball?
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U got kik
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>>683338802
wanna skype?
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>>683341532
Probably can't see too well, but fuck it.
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Put back your hijab and leave.
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>>683341659
What's your kik
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>>683341659
post your soles fag
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>>683338802
you look like a bitch id tap that no homo.
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>>683338802
with a little makeup on, you could pass for an Asian.

I hear they like baseball too.
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>>683341659
Tits
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>>683340930
I think he only said you look like a feminist because of the face you were making.
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>>683338802
want to make love in the pale moonlight?
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>>683341736
I don't use kik.
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>>683341882
whats your fb
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Too late this is a spiderman thread now
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Go to bed Jen
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Age?
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>>683341022
>>683338802
cmon you got a dubs asking for it.
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>>683341659
skype?
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>>683341788
WTF are you talking about, you are clearly looking at an Asian.
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>>683341659
why would you do that on purpose you dipshit? no ones falling for your little ruse. the collective opinion of 4chan means cow shit. eaither you need lows standard losers to give you your low standards attention fix, or your just some loser wanting to see if his love interest is attractive to perverts. I hate you, and your family. please die.
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>>683341959
21
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>>683341882
What do u use
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>>683342013
so tits or gtfo
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>>683342013
Ohhh nevermind thought you were the same age as me
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I would, but I might get in trouble for child abuse.
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>>683342061
Nothing I'll give to somebody on 4chan lol
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>>683338802
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TITS OR GTFO FAGGOT
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>>683342010
I'm not sure if you are trying to roast or expressing your opinion but, I do not think that you are able to do either.
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>>683341659
show tits
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Roast you? First you need to post tits, then you get reward.
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>>683341920
Suck a cock, fedoraman.
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>>683341659
Show the soles of your feet
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name?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
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>>683341998
if she was Asian, her shirt would say math champion and her father would be proud of her.

Instead she plays softball, which is for lesbians and is clearly inferior to Japanese baseball.

Assuming of course she's Japanese mixed and not a lesser form of Asian.
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>>683341659
Tits or gtfo, that's the rules
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>>683338802
Ja ja ja, yo what up gurl, 3235454346. Gimme a call if you want herpes or to go halvsies on a baby. then i'll see you when I get out just in time for your 18th nahmean
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>>683341376
you are white, good
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>>683342560
The funny part is that my dad's dead.
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>>683338802
You look like an ex of mine. That's not a roast, just interesting to me.
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the amount of people not demanding tits and timestamp is saddening
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>>683342680
He must be so proud that his little shit is on this shithole and has nothing better to do with her time.
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>>683342650
Lel I'm not op I was just guessing OP
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>>683342713
Its the eyes, i know what you mean anon
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You like anime
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>>683342853
we have timestamp fag
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>>683342680
Did he commit sudoku from all the shame?
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>>683338802
After we roast you, you'll be good to eat and we can solve world hunger
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>>683343005
Reread post faggot
>>683342853
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She's a fucking skeleton the only people she gonna feed with her bony ass is a dog at best
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>>683343016
I'm pretty sure someone has mentioned a car crash. lol
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>>683342931
Yeah, it is the eyes and eyebrows
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>>683341659
hello there.
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POST TITS OR GTFO
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>>683339754
kys kid
bet you heard about this on your facebook meme page
do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the head
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>>683342013
>>683339754
so its 16 or 21
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MOOOOODS
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>>683343462
I like that loophole
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>>683343401
Hey, I have /some/ decency.
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>>683338802
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>>683338802
What are your thoughts on the current geopolitical climate of the Syrian conflict? Should the West continue to support the "moderate" rebels or just stand back and watch.
I'd also be interested to hear your take on Turkeys continued refusal to allow Russian overflights near the Turkey/Syrian border.
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>>683343516
fag
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>>683343611
gas the kikes lol
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>>683341376
Italianon here
>3:20 in the morning
I doubt she's italian, also timestamp is wrong>>683341659
We write the date the rational way and it's already 9/5/16 now
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>>683338802
if we roasted you we could feed everyone in this sub.
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>>683343242
She let her dad drive?

Did she forget he was Asian?
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>>683343798
Speak to me in Italian bby

http://vocaroo.com/
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>>683343798
its still the 8th in the US though
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>>683343874
laughed at that harder than i should have
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>>683338802
Feet please :)
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You're mom fucked a bigger and 9 months later you popped out her vagina
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friendly reminder to sage posts until tits with timestamp have been provided
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spread
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>>683343942
call her a faggot
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>>683343874
I live in the deep south, I'm probably the whitest person you can get.
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>>683344111
Timestamp has been provided. Please scroll up.
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>>683344111
chekt bb
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>>683344188
lel yus do it Italian man
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>>683344279
tits have not
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>>683343942
>Have you missed the "its 3:26 am" part?
Here, watch this https://youtu.be/XH0CSzdHwg0
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>>683343462
>21
Wat...can you even math?
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>>683344397
Are you a qt Italian?
Post tits plz
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>>683338802
Is that you Maria?
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>>683344509
Kek
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>>683338802
>under 18
report.
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>>683338802
Ben and leia's inbred child
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>>683343798
Yeah, you may be slightly retarded. There's no fucking way for you to know if she's Italian or not. She also probably lives in the states. It's still the 5th. If you really are Italian you're a fucking embarrassment to Italians everywhere.
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>>683338802
>>683339754
MODS MODS MODS
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>>683344335
Alright.
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>>683341659
O
UNDERAGE
T
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>>683338802
The idea of "roasting" applies a metaphoric concept of increasing pressure through heat, in the common parlance suggesting that insults will convey this increase in temperature and cause discomfort.

Indeed, your wishes are like the Monkey's Paw.

You wish to receive pressure from anonymous insults, deconstructing your identity based on immediate and surface-level aspects of your body. This will surely happen. This will always happen.

You live in a society addicted to ripping apart the fragile threads that hold together a person's sense of self. You are subject to the Corinthian's jagged, fang-filled eyes at every moment, identifying those parts of you which do not fit neatly into our ideals and plucking them out for display and consumption by a cannibalistic peanut gallery, hungry for more fodder of broken, twisting people. You are forever and always on display.

Your roast is not something you can ask to be initiated. It is a permanent state of existence in a world without respite from a starving, manic psychopathy of a public who has been bred to dissect and destroy one another in a vicious and eternal cycle of back-biting and throat-slitting, all aimed toward the establishment of a taxonomy of memes into which, once the inhuman hands of the masses pull you and place you therein, there is no escape.

Your only hope is in abandoning the establishment of self-worth by seeking acceptance from others, to build yourself of such stuff as that which is beyond the body, beyond even the physical world - to inoculate yourself from the virus of judgment and seek to transcend the limits of our meager species.

Seeking to be roasted in this world... it is redundant. It is the wish of one who is not yet aware that they have always been in the oven.

Also, it looks like you're wearing a short-sleeve shirt over a long-sleeve one, and that's kind of weird.
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>>683344699
Suck my cazzo anon
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>>683341659
I have that same sketch book.
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>>683344879
>this nigger
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You look like you still live your parents and hate your step-dad.
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>>683344194
What I got out of that is....

the south has fallen to the blacks today on mothers day.

And Asian is the new white

fucking hell.
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>>683338802
Your favorite Videogame/Anime/Cartoon/Movie/Music/Wrestler is shit
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>>683344969
Get the fuck off google translate, you pleb.
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