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11/10
>>683297385
mmm tasty
nice twist there
8/10
would ride
>>683297385
Sage/10
he looks like andres trincado
>>683297772
sigh, if only it exited for real...
rate plz
Rate
>>683298183
not bad. id let you dp me
7.5/10
>>683298217
got a better shot/angle?
>>683298361
mmm nice vein
id like to suck on it
7.5/10
>>683298578
um, show dick please
>>683298693
are you a good witch or a bad witch?
>>683298942
honestly, looks a bit small
and wierd curve
6/10
>>683297385
dick http://link.dabebook.com/3
R8?m8?
>>683299229
>>683299439
yummy. nice and wt
good texture
8/10
>>683299702
good color
very nice
7/10
>>683299652
still looks a bit small to me
6/10
>>683300034
Thanks for sayong it looks yummy>>683300034
>>683300323
dont mention it ;)
rate my diks pls
>>683300609
oh you trolls
>>683299439
More of this? I'd suck this so good.
>>683300917
agreed. more please
my mouth is watering
>>683301239
>>683300917
I'll have to try to find some more.
rate plz?
>>683301441
not to shabby
kinda short, rather plain
but otherwise acceptable
7/10 would suck
>>683301768
it's just under 8" lol
>>683301239
>>683300917
>>683301422
Making two webms right now ;)
>>683301908
prove it
>>683301908
really? must be the angle then
got something better?
>>683301997
i look forward to it ;)
>>683298693
He has a profile like "Him" from the Powerpuff Girls
>>683302230
If this thread 404s I'll make a new one with my pic
>>683302402
thats a nice juicy looking one :P
8/10
got it in color?
>>683302453
hopefully we wont, but i'll look for it
>be me
>be dead
>MFW
>>683303059
aww, i'd still let you bone me
get it? "bone" me ;P
rate?
>>683303463
hmm, i like that vein
head isn't very plump
but still good
7/10
>>683299702
Nice size, it looks big but not like it would hurt like a motherfucker. Kinda weird color though
>>683302780
thanks. :] yeah i do.
rate?
>>683301441
Pretty average, looks kinda like my ex's dick though, so i might be biased
>>683304161
Holy fuck that thing is big
>>683299652
kill urself
>>683298942
>>683303925
that looks like a good ol
perfectly normal cock
just right for some fun
7/10
>>683304086
oh my...delicious
>>683304161
nice veining
good little bend
id probably ride it
7.5/10
>>683304482
little blurry
not bad though
7/10 would ride
>>683304565
yikes
no offense, kinda looks like a turkey leg.
i'd still ride it though
7/10
Thoughts?
>>683304565
sebaceous cysts/10
rate please
>>683304866
very nice size
if i were you i would be walking around with some shorts with no underwear on.
>>683297385
Would suck/10
>>683304866
looks good to me
7.5/10
>>683304907
ok, definitely 7
might go up to 7.5
>>683305115
got any where youre not giving it a death grip?
>>683302780
Ima just upload it to porn hub as solo male fucks his hand pt 1 and pt 2. And if you like it you can make a webm out of it
>>683305377
I have blood pressure issues and the only way to get it firm without a pussy around it is to either squeeze the shit out of it or smush my legs together
>>683305115
Kinda hard to tell because the pic is so bad. Let's just say that most people aren't into purple dicks.
>>683297385
Tiny/10
>>683305377
Dude rating doesn't work if you give everyone 7/10
>>683305681
show me a dick i wont like then
r8?
>>683297385
would ram down my throat at light speed/10
Rate me girls or cum find me on snapchat fonzy0169
>>683305399
looking now
>>683305745
good and normal
7/10
>>683305789
seems on the short side
6/10
>>683305770
Well i don't have one, so.. But shouldn't you mix it up a little?
>>683297385
Funny face/10
>>683305972
Gonna come out a bit later tonight. Because upload speed at work sucks but it'll be by the end of the night. My pornhub account is pillowmccloud
>>683306204
i'll be sure to look for it
>>683306168
that'd be unfair just to rate someone lower
for "mixing it up"
>>683297385
[email protected] kingawesome77
>>683306884
cock ring on my cock and balls
>>683306521
That's not what i meant, it was more like, if you like cock that much, maybe adjust the scale? Like how bad would a cock even have to look for you to give it a 1? Though i would agree that a lot of these cocks are pretty nice.
r8?
>>683307524
i see what you mean
an acorn dick would warrent a 1 out of me
i give at least one point per inch
then more or less for various traits
it makes sense in my head
>>683297385 You have the balls of a 10 year old.
>>683308014
not fully hard
i'll five i a 6/10
>>683308096
I suppose that makes sense, but it makes the rating pretty stiff. But since you give points for size, when would you start retracting point, like, when would you consider it too big?
Well?
here's me :3
>>683308467
Pretty nice, 7/10
hows /b/ doin?
>>683308806
Really nice width, a little short though. 6/10
>>683308467
skinny, not my thing
might deep throat for fun
6/10
>>683308806
now thick is more like it
7/10
>>683308850
kinda normal.
not bad
6.5/10
>>683308613
um...10+ inches. i can only take about 9 anyway
any more and it starts to hurt in a bad way
>>683309096
well sir
like the shape,
not bad
6/10
Rate
>>683309276
I think you can handle more than me then X)
>>683309276
Thanks :3
>>683308962
It's 7'
>>683309839
nothing spectacular
6/10 at most
>>683309920
granted, 9 is pushing it. i cant take it for long
pounds my cervix too much
any more?
>>683310177
I kinda feel like, if it has to be too big, I'd rather have it be too wide, than too long.
>>683311156
id have to agree with you there
too wide isnt that great
but its better than too long
>>683311487
woah
thats tasty looking
8/10 would fuck
Rate me
>>683311701
hmm, could be bigger
and plumper
5/10
>>683311796
now that's good
like the veins and shape
7.5/10
R8 m8s
My gf says its ugly is she right?
r8?
>>683304296
>Pretty average
Christ.
isn't this why /soc/ was made
>>683311934
good shape
tasty vein
7/10
>>683312023
not ugly
just short an needs a trim
5/10
>>683312066
not bad
6.5/10
>>683311487
>>683311655
Thanks anon
>>683312238
youre welcome
i would seriously like to ride that
and suck it
just...everything :)
>>683312425
Cheers, Fem?
>>683312664
youd be right
>>683312986
how big is that exactly?
length and thickness...
>>683304161
best one in this thread
>>683312070
What? It looks average to me
>>683299229
that is not a 6/10 penis. that is a 4/10 tops.
>>683313307
>>683312986
7.5"x 5.5" at its thickest
>>683313458
my rating system explained
>>683308096
gave points for weird shape
weird but would be interesting to feel
>>683312986
Danm
>>683313720
my mouth and pussy are both watering
>>683313921
>>683313720
Wow, don't know if thats true, but it's hot
>>683314136
i assure you it is
Rate please?
>>683314338
Don't suppose there is any way to contact you
y eso fue mio
>>683314391
not bad
nice veins
good shape
6.510
>>683314418
im not big on handing out my contact info
but what would you prefer?
>>683314418
>>683315081
Kik is erm862
>>683304866
You'd need therapy to get over the things I would do to you.
>>683315197
sorry i dont do kik
cant afford the data plan
>>683315361
email is [email protected]
rate me /b/
>>683315598
woah...
what a vein
7.5
>>683315630
i like it when theyre slick and shiny
7.5 to you as well
>>683315495
i can email you
[email protected]
>>683297385
Rate my Wick
>>683315902
Sent one
Rate plz
>>683316037
this is a fine one
not a lot happening
nice curve though
6/10
>>683316262
that ust seems small
pull your skin back
it'll look bigger
4/10
Eh fuck it, rate away
R8? c:
>>683298606
I heard you like veins
Rate plz
>>683316425
Do you have one not taken with a potato?
>>683316425
kinda blurry
6/10 for now
>>683316441
good and thick
7/10
>>683316445
um...wow
is that normal for you?
just the thought of that thing pulsing...
8.5/10
>>683316659
also a good vein
but does it normally curve down like that?
could be interesting
6.5
thoughts
>>683316981
Yup, down and to the left. Probably good for deep throat.
>>683316445
>>683316981
Yeah that's normal for me, everytime I get hard it's like that.
pic for thickness
Nice dicks in here, how do I compare?
>>683316981
is it ok ? not that thick
>>683316981
Shitty phone, this better?
>inb4 bush administration
>>683315217
Oh, and what would those thing be?
Rate
wow, slow down a bit boys
>>683317317
i like the shape and size
the hole seems a bit big
does that thing gush like a hose?
7/10
>>683317341
mmm, agreed
>>683317388
very tasty looking. id love to try it
>>683317428
that's very uniform
almost dildo like
strong 6.5
>>683317436
its good
id suck it
6.5
>>683317611
better
i'll go 7
>>683318251
where are your balls going?
6/10 for now
>>683318354
not bad
good 7/10
Rate
>>683319118
unless youve got one of it unchastized
thats only getting a 2 from me
>>683319254
rate what?
>>683319383
got anything in normal lighting?
not bad otherwise
6.5
>>683319480
its ok
kinda short for my tastes
5/10
>>683319631
holy cow
thats thick!
i'll give that a 6 just for that
>>683319638
now that is a classic dick
very nice
good solid 6.5
Can I get a rate?
>>683320056
thanks haha i love hearing shit like that heres another
>>683320128
good good
6.5 from me
>>683320389
seriously thats not all that long
but it looks like it could really stretch me wide
rate?
>>683320641
i guess ill take it as a compliment
>>683320654
i like it
7/10
>>683320933
definitely meant that way ;)
>>683305745
I've seen this picture in every rate my dick thread....
anyone have kik? LF top with big dick
>>683321048
well thanks again
>>683297385
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>>683319631
>>683320389
>>683320933
>>683321409
these are me mines dasaxon
>>683321215
What can I say, i have no life
Rate mine please.
>>683322000
nice trips
are you serious?
thats one helluva bend
id give it a try, but it would be awkward
6/10
>>683322273
Not awkward at all
0/10
Would not still from google again.
>>683322715
i might be willing to push it up to 7
does that thing even feel right?
>>683317782
I assume you're a breeder, in which case sorry to disappoint, I am but a filthy homosex
rate me pls:)
>>683322985
Of course, have you ever been with a cock like mine? my partner love it.
>>683305789
ew... foreskin
rate
>>683305953
Fucking disgusting. No thanks.
>>683323606
good strong 7
>>683323710
cant say that i have
id definitely like to see what its like tho
>>683323779
downward curve again
i'll go 6.5
>>683297385
What's your name OP?
Your thoughts? Too small?
>>683324361
small kinda
but still suckable
5/10
>>683324206
you good with downward curves or nah
>>683297385
Holy fuck is that the real Slim Shady?
>>683324773
i like that little kink at the end
7/10
>>683324870
not my usual cup of tea
but id like to try one
>>683324206
You should, you will like it too.
So, final rate?
>>683325321
hmm...
7.5
but only cause im curious
Rate please
>>683297385
forced perspective/10
>>683325777
trips checkd
5/10
>>683324773
kik?
Nice dicks but yall got some feminine-ass hands
>>683326359
still a 7
but a juicy one ;)
any rates?
postin
>>683297385
Me, rate
posting
>>683326794
kinda skinny
but otherwise good
6/10
>>683326836
looks nice
6.5
>>683327335
got any better shots?
like closer up side view?
what about balls?
>>683327780
honestly, they look like two hairy eggs
good size though, proportionally speaking
please rate my hook
>>683327599
Here is something closer, wearing a condom. I thought it was a little big, but seems it's average from what I always here. Kinda a side view
>>683328014
It's what it reminds me of. 5/10
>>683328014
woah, oddd bend
6/10 for interest
>>683328233
hmm...
6/10 for now
Hey guys N gals, what's the minimum acceptable girth, in your opinion?
>>683328973
nice
6.5
>>683328893
for me, 4 inches around minimum seems best
>>683328609
What's for now mean?
>>683298942
That is the face of a man who wants to die.
>>683299652
You look like you're in pain
>>683329271
if you can get something closer up, i might be willing to go higher
>>683329644
kinda average arent you?
5/10
>>683330492
not bad
6/10
>>683330483
not fully erect but 6.2 so yeah basically
R8?
>>683299439
nice fake bud
>>683330820
well, i'll be fair and bring it up to 6 then
but id like to see a hard shot
>>683331004
i know that trick
youre squeezing it to make it seem bigger
my ex showed me how that works
5/10
>>683331221
He always looks like this, maybe it looks that way because of the flash?
Rate
>>683297385
It saw something in the corner.
>>683331318
7/10
>>683331396
6/10
>>683331459
um...weird foreskin
can tou even pull that back?
5/10
>>683331838
agreed. thats much better
6.5
>>683332186
6.5
>>683332345
5.5/10
i want to give more
but that light is just horrible
Hairy cock atack
>>683333557
nice try
>>683325321
>>683332750
better light
>>683333771
yes, much better
6.5
>>683298054
>exited
kek
5.11 inches
not curve, pencil type
what do you think?
Plz R8 M8
>>683334123
wet head
noice
7/10
>>683334147
not bad shape
still 5/10
>>683334158
good shape
nice color
nice veining
7/10
>>683334491
Can you explain me why 5 pls? or need a better photo?
>>683334907
eh, nothing special
its good though
6/10
>>683335080
kinda short.
might be willing to go 5.5 for shape
>>683335102
My butt compensate
>>683331033
Thanks for thinking it's fake guy but Oc here
>>683334158
Soft pic
>>683335903
thats actually impressive difference
id like to watch that thing growing
>>683336132
What difference are you talking about? The size between soft and hard?
>>683336297
yes, id like to watch that process
>>683335215
Hey it's me again, here is another photo, better?
>>683336132
im not this guy, but im quite the grower
>>683303925
me hard
>>683336827
better. i'll go to 6
Rate?
5.5inch
>>683297385
9/10
>>683337167
if thats real, thats incredible
>>683337746
looks good
ill give it a 6
>>683337830
lol, yea it's real. I've had plenty of comments on the size increase
>>683337737
Before I go, any tip for a 5.11 like me?
I see a lot of large penises here...past gf's never said anything bad about my size since the circumference is also 5.11 (Not great for good for them) I will appreciate it!
>>683338215
well thats damn amazing. you should make a webm of it growing
>>683338252
just know what youre doing. skill with a small dick
beats a clumsy huge one any day.
many women would be put off at first,
but if youre enthusiastic and confident
and prove you have skills
she'll be thrilled with it
rate plz
>>683338671
thank you anon, have a nice start of the week!
>>683339308
mmmmm
makes me thirsty ;)
7/10
>>683339506
you too :*
>>683339655
what does that mean lol
>>683340273
id ride it
6.5/10
>>683340711
looks like fun
7/10
Rate plz?
>>683340977
interesting
7/10 for curiosity
>>683340967
is fun good?
im getting bored guys gonna call it in a few
>>683341099
doesnt it sound good?
>>683340977
saline/10
>>683299439
Could I get some more r8s m8s?
>>683297385
can't speak for the dick, but excellent usage of foreshortening and perspective to make it look bigger
>>683341584
i do
could i feel that thing throbbing while i suck it?
7.5/10
>>683341584
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