I may seem like the desperate one here, but maybe I should tell you about myself a little more. I vape, watch all the GOOD Anime, and hate all the mainstream shit. If you have any common sense and want my D, here are a few requirements: you must be an atheist, dress classy (I can provide a fedora from my collection), and watch anime. You should give me some pics to show me what I have to work with... ALL of it. Be at my place by 7PM tomorrow, or I can pick you up. We will be watching anime and having intellectual conversation.

ok

>>683283866
Fucking dubs.
Check
'Em
Hope you have enough for a prostitute if you ever want sex again.

>>683283866
hahaha...INSTAWIN OP

>>683283866
Damn. One shot one kill

>>683283866
gg

>>683284038
>>683283997
I should just change my name to Dubs Fucking Checkem. Lord HELIX, God of Anarchy and RNG, always comes through for me.

>>683283866
that was quick

>>683283866
Holy fuck the instawin

>>683283866
ABSOLUTELY REKT OP

>>683283866
SSSSSPAWN KILL

>>683284400
Checked.

>>683283866
Rofl

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>>683283866
Noice

Cool off the hook with the fat chick bro

hahahhaa

>>683283304
Normally i'm all for these threads but she is being upfront with you in a polite way. Maybe you should just take this one like a man OP.

deliver

>>683283866
HORY SHET

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>>683283866
Holy shit we did it

>>683284554
True.

>>683284554
The roll isn't that bad though

OP, you sealed your fate but ill help you. Do you want to fuck this girl or what faggot? Well you have to he an alpha. Say this and only this and if she comes off as rude say "alright then shit i was just tryna get some top" anyways so this "look jess you tryna fuck or what? You can make time to get ya back blown out or i can drive up there and give you the pipe so whats good? " and you're golden op. Bitches love that dominace shit ive fucked 3 feminist with that line and they weren't whales just had armpit hair

And OP might be a faggot....

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fuck you too bitch

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>>683283866
Godspeed OP

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He he

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OP YOU BETTER FUCKING POST NIGGER

>>683284794
Virgin.

>>683283866
Hahahhahhahha

>>683284988
Checked

>>683283866
kek

>>683285088
Also checked.

>>683284554


You fucked up OP. You shouldve been like

hey im going to (insert fun place) you should try and make it out there

And when she's like

Oh yeah sure


Say something like


K. Just make sure you keep your hands to yourself ;)


And then she wouldve been like well it IS. a (insert fun thing) on a (fun time) maybe if he's running things where we go ill let him smash


Its like chess dude you had no end game


Now who wants ass pics because i know someones gonna call me a beta lying faggot

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>>683283866
instakill

Once again, OP is a faggot

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>>683283304

As much as the instawin 66 is awesome, this guy is right:

>>683284554

desperation is kryptonite for your love life. Focus on your strengths, being a badass, get your confidence together. You don't need a woman.

deliver you bitch

>>683285139
Why are there so many line breaks in your post, faggot??

DELIVUR

>>683285210
>>683284554

Oi stop being little bitches

OP if you dont deliver you should really kys

>>683283304
You think distance is a killer? Wait until I show up at your house. Then we'll see what is a killer.

>>683284988
Betas betas betas smh go turn alpha wont you?

>>683285139
>just make sure you keep your hands to yourself ;)

kill yourself

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OP, do not disappoint me

>>683285272

Cause i get pussy

I can do what i want cause obviously im doing it right


Why does it russell you?

>>683285386
ugghhhh good lord... stop posting virgin.

>>683285440
>Russell
Hahahahahahahaaaaa

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>>683285440

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>>683285388
I will. Drowning in this pussy

Go ahead

Reverse image search

YOU LITTLE FUCK YOU GOT 66 ON THE FIRST POST IF YOU DONT DELIVER YOUR BETA FOR LIFE

MOTHERFUCKER

>>683283304
LolLing at ur fine calling you a virgin

>>683285638
you're so cool and alpha

>>683283866
Beautiful

>>683285638
>posts fat Sheboon nigger ass with poop clearly on her butt cheek


Ok

>>683283866
OP here, that really doesnt make any sense and isnt that good for how good the roll was. Reroll, trips of any kind decides

>>683285745

Bait or not, that picture alone puts me above 70 percent of 4chan. You crybabies get mad and anything that sounds to "scary" or "risky" or reveals sexuality in anyways gets called "cringe"


Who has the last laugh here, really?

>>683285981
kill yourself. like even if it's b8. just die.

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>>683285981
deliver you fag

>>683286100
no, this is my thread and ill decide how it goes. If you dont like it gtfo

>>683285638
Timestamp faggot

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>>683286019
Me

>>683285897

You activated my trap card. I wanna see your sexts now

Since mine are so shit quality

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

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it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.

the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).

the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.

In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1.

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

>>683286019
Probably us when u get aids

>>683286170
Sleep tight tendie

>>683286151
wrong. its tendie's thread now

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>>683285981

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>>683286167

No time stamps

But here's her pussy after my huge cock has been up in there


Whos gonna call me out on having a huge dick? Come on fags, lets here the gay ones beg and the little dick ones deny

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

>>683286296

Guess dying a virgin has its perks too

>>683286474
Thats actually legit. Noce job m8 u proved yourself

>>683286474
I'm gay and I don't give a shit. Faggot.

>>683286474
>>683286474
No one cares fgt

>>683285897
Sheboon, that made me laugh

>>683286474
Being inside that nasty swamp is nothing to be proud of.

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

>>683286474
who's* let's* hear* one's* you autistic fuck.

>>683286151
And then, the cuck OP killed a great thread. I'm sure she'll come back so you can raise her black son you bundle of cocks

>>683286474
Y are you on b if u are having sex? Being on b at all makes you a massive faggot by default

>>683286729
youre just mad you couldnt roll a good post you dumb nigger

>>683286474
You fucked subhuman pussy, congrats? Not everyone here is brave enough to commit beastiality but hey, good job limp dick, now try fucking a real woman.

>>683286593
Thanks man quality or not i worked really hard to have the sex im having. I had to get rejected ALOT...almost 2 years before the pics started rolling in

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>>683286474
Lol its pubes look

>>683286729
Fuck you too cunt bitch i know where you live

>>683286887
>rejected for 2 years
nigger, sand nigger or indian detected

>>683286858
>>683286756
>>683286858


>not everyone here is brave enough


And that's why you won't even get mid grade pussy


Maor?


Fucking beg. Reverse image search it.

>>683285981
Fuck you OP, go suck a dick.

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>>683287312

>>683286829
That was a great roll how dare you
>>683287063
Good, give my address to your girl so I can show her what a real man is like

this thread is a bust. Please someone hack OP's computer and release information of this faggot.

>>683283304
Long distance relationship cannot exist

>>683283866
Post this you dumb cunt faggot

>>683287312
Dude we're good, no one wants your pics, try fucking above shitskins and then we'll talk.

Hilarious how desperate you are for acknowledgment.

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>>683287419
>>683287312

I'm same fagging here


Any challengers?

>>683287584
>tattoos
>daddy issues
>low tier tits

we good fam thanks

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>>683287584
>>683287419
>>683287557


I'm still here bitch. I've been here. Long enough to know what makes you bitches cry

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

>>683287758
Paying a hooker to let you take pics isn't something that makes us cry. Continue though.

>>683287758

Jesus your pathetic.

Rolling. -Well fuck you too you fucking cunt-

>>683287743

Well, where's your pictures? Show me where you've been putting that little dick the last 2 months

You will never be loved OP so fucking deliver as you promised.

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>>683287860

Fine mother fuckers I'll admit it, I want your approval


I need it.

>>683287881
Haha shut the fuck up punk little bitch. No need to get all hard and bro out on /b/, you'll always be lonely, no girl would ever want to date you let alone be near you because you probably reek of axe body spray and monster energy drink.

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>>683287860

Last one


I love/hate you guys

>>683285981

You don't just get to go back on your fucking word like that.
The ancient Norsemen had a word for faggy little sissybeta cuckmuffins like you:

Oathbreaker

There can be none lower. If you truly wish to redeem your fucking honor, either deliver or kill yourself.

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>>683287881

>>683287881
>posting pics of my WHITE wife on 4chan

nah fam tbh

>little dick

stop projecting hard fam

>>683288123

Guilty dogs bark.


Put up or shut up. There's a hundred different ways to talk shit to me but the only thing I'll react to is if you show me better pussy you've been in.

>>683288476
>baiting this hard for fap material while you cry because randoms on 4chan fuck better pussy and you're stuck with hookers and urchins

life sucks, huh? ;^)

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>>683288242

I guess its small ain't it

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

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>>683288659
Time stamp.

So I get more pussy and have a bigger dick than most of you
Check and mate

Later fags, i know youre not used to a true alpha but i started out as one of you


Its not impossible

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>>683288659
compared to mine, it is fam. sorry you got the "short end of the stick" ;^) no pics of my wife though.

google image search mine too etc

>>683288977
>So I get more pussy and have a bigger dick than most of you
>Check and mate
>Later fags, i know youre not used to a true alpha but i started out as one of you
>Its not impossible
I didn't think this was a cringe thread

>>683288977
>I get more pussy than you
>just got Friendzoned and asked /b/ for help
Something doesn't add up here

>>683286170
sleep tight tendie

>>683286170

Sleep tight tendie.

>>683289165

What led you to believe the "alpha" and OP were the same person?

>>683285981
pussy. Think about it. She won't go out with you anyways. Not because you aren't good enough. There can be other reasons: She REALY might not have the time (unlikeley), she is too far and don't want long distance reationship since they're a pain (likely) OR she just already have a crush or someone hitting on her, and is in her area (very likely). Girls are just like that. They wanna be with guy A, but they'll first talk to guys B, C and D .... then eventualy go for guy A. Just to make SURE. Also they like atention. You are one of B, C or D guys. Last resort kinda thing.

SO ... you literaly lose NOTHING. If anything, she'll think it's so over the top it'll be funny. And maybe give you a chance.

So go ahead. Make my day. Deliver what you promised OP, don't chicken out on us. You'll atleast get some fun out of it.