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>>683279715
OP posting selfies
wish i could contribute, always enjoy these threads because they make me feel better about myself.
>>683279715
>>683281622
what
the
fuck
>>683281622
filename, kek.
and why would you do that in a public place?
>>683279715
You all just cringed
>>683281929
why are they so supportive of this?
>>683281844
Checked. And not so cringe. The guy had some moves and the girl seemed suitably impressed.
>>683282211
What are you
>>683282084
holy shit thats disturbing
>>683282477
Why is the contact name also Stacie?
I call bs
>>683281711
Oh god
>>683282084
dafuq?
>>683282654
lol
>>683281711
A girl at my work has that same body type. Skinny legs, no ass, and fat. Annoying as fuck too
https://www.youtube.com/user/Nintentech515
>>683283252
it's beautiful
>>683283252
Even if she's fat, her round face is still cute
>>683283330
I used to be really close friends with the dude that did this to people on Omegle. We would livestream it on Stickam and thousands of people would join and watch his screen whilst listening to our skype convo laughing. He ended up going to prison for killing his girlfriend, they were always fighting. Haven't heard from him in close to 5 years
>>683283746
>>Haven't heard from him in close to 5 years
Well yeah, he fucking killed his girlfriend. Contrary to what the average White girl thinks, grievously harming/murdering women gets you prison time.
>>683281844
more alpha than most /b/tards
>>683282931
She ended sending him to shit to
>>683283252
I don't understand this. People just like to watch people kill themselves in a slow sexualized fashion?
A fat Misty... Yay?
>>683281844
what a fucking pussy slayer
>>683281929
Looks like good ol Sam Hyde
>>683283500
Ok then
>>683282931
What is a high school film class?
>>683281711
Merica fuck yeah
>>683282477
fake and gay
>>683282931
She hugged him twice and that was it. It went no further than that. They posted he entire thing on jewtube
>>683284401
>being this American
>>683282211
Man, no thanks. I shaalll pass.
>>683280532
There's like 3 different scenes on its hand alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUomSpmBAJk
can anyone make it through the whole thing?
>>683281622
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>683279715
What the fuck is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIywnvQpS9c
Old as mold but still one of the worst.
This clock. I keep looking at me. It keeps looking back, tick-tocking, reminding me of how my it steals my life.
The void feels so close it is terrifying.
someone help
it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.
the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).
the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.
In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1.
>>683282380
This pleases slaanesh
This is still the cringiest shit I've ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
>>683282207
FUCKER!
>>683283252
Honestly, there was a point where I thought Pear Chan was kinda cute, but these pictures are somewhere around "wait" and "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>>683282211
Boy or girl?
>>683283949
holy shit he must have killed himself after that burn
>>683282024
>>683282084
This dude is going to murder someone and make their skin into gloves.
If he hasn't already.
>>683282211
tl;dr I'll be whatever it takes to be accepted. Those fucking side staches really gross me the fuck out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0PBIiXUT5w
>>683282402
They probably weren't. But they were being filmed, so they put on the act.
>>683282211
Is a glitterpunk like an Of Montreal?
>>683281885
not sure which side is more cringy
>>683279715
i know who that is
>>683284465
Fuck this I'm only a man, triggered.
>>683285015
that was rough
>>683284499
>>683283034
Dunno about the context of the video but at that age, I doubt any of us would have had the balls and dance in front of a room full of girls, even if a couple of hugs was all he got out of it in return. I would even go so far as to say that, at that age, the majority of us wouldn't have experienced a hug from a girl who isn't a relative.
>>683282207
You're not wrong.
>>683285369
>only ones that say she's not beautiful are ugly af
kek
>>683282402
Cause sweden ...
>>683283955
Agreed.
>>683281622
i wanna fuck her sole
>>683283815
As a liberal Arts student with a job:
Git Gud.
>>683286175
Made me laugh more than cringe.
>>683282211
If I went to high school with this person I'd bully them for sure
>>683280532
Not as cringy, as the neck bearded, nerdy, anime watching white kid who looks like shrek
>>683283949
I know this isn't new, but I've got so much respect for her. Attagirl, well said.
>>683281885
>times new Roman
I'm going to use that one at work.
>>683285620
Despicable Me came out in 2010. FF7 came out in 1997.
Even /b/ should be able to figure this out.
>>683285369
This summarizes the female psyche quite well.
>>683285971
Holy fuck
>>683285971
KEK!
Someone should find out where that fucker works.
>>683281622
half of us do this
>>683285216
>Dude still gets to see vagina.
>friendzone
Shiggity diggity
>>683282654
Great business idea!
>>683281844
Idc what anyone says the kid is a disgrace, and def got rejected after she was just trying to not seem like a bitc
>>683287085
Sure could make them profitable.
>>683282024
That file name
>>683286175
Someone took the time to write this with a joystick, that's dedication to the craft.
>>683282477
>tfw stacie says "omg stacie"
>>683281844
It's the fedora that makes it cringy. Even if the girl ultimately wasn't into him, she was clearly flattered. If he didn't land her, I'm sure one of the other girls would jump at the opportunity. Attaboi.
>>683286277
Fake, but the last line still always gets me.
>>683281885
Whoever uses an anime pic as a profile photo is just.... GTFO.
>>683286542
Who would complain about seeing women like that at comic conventions?
>>683279715
you go girl
>>683286930
why would you think that
>>683287307
She probably got banged by a few dudes.
>>683283067
Look at the file name. Ravioli. Do you tards not even investigate now a days?
>>683287133
Yo, it was an honest attempt and he def put the effort in. Sure, it sucked, but that's not the point. I'm sure at least one of the girls on the sidelines would've loved to be in that spotlight. Under the circumstances, it's a win-win.
>>683282863
> inferring
>>683279715
> doesn't like sports
no shit
>>683282863
>NOW I'M THING
>>683285369
>fucking women
>they get stingy when the expiration date comes
>"Do not use after 40 years"
>>683285216
The only cringe here is he is not taking the hint that she wants the D
>>683284818
...she has a point. I've seen it happen more than once.
>>683283500
First post on /b/ that made me sick
PS been lurking here for 3 years
>>683281844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
it's cringe-worthy because of the hat... he put himself out there for a cute girl. she was nice to him and let him down gently.
guarantee her friends fucked him.
>>683284401
"Proud of my body"
Ok, Quasimodo. You enjoy that crown.
skip to 1:25
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JglWZ-wC3Vk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>683284465
Quick: shrimp or apple jacks?
>>683282726
>aromatic demisexual
mfw
>>683287940
At least she's honest... right?
>>683283403
fuck that's bad
>>683284465
Those are some tiny fucking shrimp.
>>683282380
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Make it stop
>>683282520
Him ded.
>>683288098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglWZ-wC3Vk
fail I feel great
>>683282654
there are mabe 160-70gramms per nigger it's just i the skin
>>683287307
I would. FFS. Have some dignity.
>>683282211
this fucking bitch
>>683287524
Omnivore is right you fucking dinosaur
>>683288316
Thats why cows invented rape. So us guys would focus more on rape and thus only kill enoygh cows to eat
>>683282211
Translation: I grew up without a proper authoritative father figure.
>>683286648
found the scene faggot
>>683282726
oh fuck, so someone oiunted out that pronouns are a closed class and you can't just make new ones up; so now they use "neopronouns".
fuck this misery, it's like trying to kill a compost heap with a cricket bat
>>683285923
man, they need to be shot on sight.
>>683286648
that's where you're wrong
>>683283403
I just wasn't prepared for this level of autism. I just. WTF man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavI_fuu1c8
>>683286930
not on trains
>>683281622
FUCK YOU
>>683286648
I bet you tried so hard to straighten your bangs over your right eye. Faggot.
>>683282726
I'm so done with our society.
>>683284724
Keked at file name
>>683288571
to be fair they could be bros and then there's nothing cringey about this
>>683284401
>kentuckian who gobbles up 10000 calories a day
>literally all of Kentucky
>>683286930
Whatever helps you sleep at night, pig.
>>683284724
I love how the grills on the left are like .. wat
>>683282147
this isn't so much cringe as it is soul draining
>>683283252
cute as hell
more please
>>683286277
Eating an entire raw potato instead of fucking his wife. Although from the picture I would probably take the potato
>>683288907
Jesus christ.
>>683285923
>MFW I realized she's balancing herself with her right leg because her fat ass doesn't fit in the chair
>>683282863
Calm down Light Yagami.
>>683282931
Found the fedora wearing manchild as well..
>>683279715
my britfag friend sent this on steam, according to him people need to come up with a quality act to get through the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7tmaYObIQ
>>683285971
$100 says he frequents /b/ and Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ky-sp6m1Xc
>>683285264
I cringe at this poster
>>683282380
/b/ would fuck it
>>683283252
She would be the one true goddess if only she lost all that weight, what a travesty.
>>683283403
wow man, that's messed up on so many levels...
>>683287981
This is Meta-Cringe.
Boasting about lurking for an amount of time on here that you claim to have been, especially one so small as three years makes you a neckbeard, faggot.
>on /b/
>post, "hay guise, i been here for _ years!"
>implying anyone gives a shit about how long you've been here, newfag.
>>683288848
I'll piss right through that fucking bag
>>683283252
Fat fucking waste of human life, like honestly fat people are the MOST disgusting things on this planet.. lose some weight tubby.
>>683282380
being transgendered is a mental illness
>>683282654
I hope this is not satire.
>>683288848
wtf is an offline urinal?
>>683287940
then they don't deserve the same rights as men. plain and simple.
>>683287442
>i dont like sports
Wow, what a shocker!
>>683288610
>daily reminder that more christians commit terrorist acts than muslims.
I'm genuinely interested as to where she pulled that from. Regaurdless of how tolerant and progressive you want to be that's simply not true.
>>683287524
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS
>>683289454
Many trans people would agree with you. The alternative to transitioning is usually suicide, so they kind of roll with it.
>>683282211
shit ive seen the name PAiNt before
>>683289578
it's pretty much what I picture when someone says they don't like sports.
some gelatinous pasty atheist otherkin
>>683286671
GOLD
>>683288848
>directly implying that genitals, and thus use of urinals is related to gender.
They stumped themselves.
>>683282380
>while she still has male genitals
when will this meme end?
>>683287217
>>683288034
I actually think this is the only place where a fedora is acceptable. People wear ridiculous stuff to dance.
>>683282477
would love to see a picture of this cuck
>>683288316
they say this like the world couldn't revert back to raping them and there's nothing they could do about it
