Nick and Nate Diaz are Vegans and they'd whoop your ass from /b/ to valhalla

If you look at pictures of the earth from space, you'll see a lot of green. Pretty much all of it is edible.

Conditioning your body to eat and efficiently digest the most abundant food source would actually be incredibly smart.

>>683269076
I can't think of many edible leafs tho

>>683269281

They are all pretty much edible if you have the enzymes or whatever to help you digest them. A more diverse bacterial gut culture, whatever.

>>683268861
lots of my friends turned vegan lately, I think it's kinda fashion lifestyle thing, they want to prove something in life.
I will never go vegan 'cause I love steak, seafood, leather clothes and shoes.

>>683269964
They're all like, "we must save the animals, we must save the planet" like animals or the planet gives a shit

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>>683268861
sorry op.... I can't....it hurts to say this.... but OP IS CORRECT!

>>683269964
This, more of a fashion lifestyle than anything nowdays

>>683268861
Not once we build a wall to keep those spics out of the country

>>683268861
vegans are the noblest beings to ever walk the earth, avoid the fuckers at all costs

>>683269600
You're fucking retarded, most of those green things are cellulose, indigestible to anything but dedicated herbivores aka not humans.

If you have to take supplements to complete your diet, then it's a bad diet.

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>>683269964
>leather clothes

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>>683268861
yes they were

>>683269600

This is what vegans actually believe.

>>683270226
exactly,
ohh the chicken were not in good condition of living, we won't let them hurt the animals anymore...

>>683270728
hahaha
I mean leather jacket

>>683268861
not all vegans are stupid but, yes, its a stupid pussy concept.
>its environmentally friendly
>humane
>morally superior

but
if you want to live as healthily and fit as a body builder, you need to consume 10x as much on a vegan diet.
its not an affordable lifestyle, we are carnivores, nature isnt fair, why should we care

But ur right tho

>>683269020
Eating fish is vegan? Neat

>>683268861

being vegan is so much better

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oh god, i remember when this fucking vegan tried to shame my entire culture for eating meat as a street food. pic related
>inb4 animal abuse

>>683272799
Does it tastes good?

>>683269076
>>683269600
>pretty much all edible
You can't possibly be serious...

>>683269964
What's worse, the vegan fad or the gluten-free fad?

>>683272903
I ate one of those. but on that pic is raw. the cook ones a actually good.

>>683272903
it tastes meh-- theres really nothing special to it.

>>683273083
Vegan, because name a gluten free guy who tried to convert you to their cult of a diet.

Also, gluten actually fucks with people who have celiac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueqDkY3aNAY

Why not be a bug eater, the proteins in them are much higher intakes than that of meat products, and less calories, while your saving way more resources, and the production of bugs is much easier and in much safer conditions than that of the wild.

Oh yeah that's right it's fucking disgusting. Meat tastes way fucking better than that vegan shit, and i don't give a fuck about no faggot animal's life.

>>683273348
Fuck of you Communist shit.

>>683268861
Now im not a vegan but meat and dairy consumption is in fact an environmental disaster. Especially with the population growing the way it does.

>>683270654
So, you say if you require b12 in your diet you must eat meat?

>>683273298
Yeah, but 99.9% of everybody who insists on having gluten-free don't actually have celiac's disease. You have a good point about the obnoxious recruitment though

>>683273715
True, but vegans are pieces of trash. If they all die with me, it's totally worth it.

>>683273419
Vegans can't eat bugs, they're animals

>>683268861
Vegans are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the food world.

>>683274157
lmao are you implying they have some weird cult rituals too

>>683273533
lol watch his your last video idiot

the animals usually live a happy life and die a relatively painless death, fully supported by humans from birth to their death. saying eating meat is animal exploitation is like saying working is human exploitation (which it is but it doesn't mean it's wrong)

>>683273797 B12 is only in animal meat because when they graze they pick it up from the soil. So it's either b12 supplements or eat fucking soil and get infected with Hep C or some other shit

vegans are such wet blankets. There is nothing after death so there's absolutely no reason to not go full hedonist while we have the chance. Fuck everybody, eat whatever you want, die happy.

>>683274238
Op's image seems relevant.

>>683274281
>and die a relatively painless death
Ironically only if they are butchered halal or kosher style. The abattoirs are filled with rekt thread sociopath /b/tards who literally torture the animals to death.

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>>683274250
Nyet.

>>683274238
eating meat is a sign of success, and gets you laid pretty much all the time

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I'm an actual vegan myself, but I gotta agree with OP on this one, there are a shit-ton of bad vegans out there. And by bad, I'm referring to the peta-supporting whiny ones that do whatever they can to convert people to their views, as if they're some kind of sjw-tier cult.

I'm only on a vegan diet for ethical reasons, because I have the choice to, and as long as (for me) the benefits of eating something without animal products outweighs the benefits of eating them, I will choose not to consume them. However if someone takes their time to prepare me a non-vegan meal, of course I'll go through with eating it.

I simply do not give a shit about what anyone else eats, and I do not think any less of anyone for eating animal products, it's fucking silly. Those who do, and those who go out of their way to try to shame people for eating different things than them are, in fact, fucking retarded.

>>683274238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdshBPPHsqc

I am fine with vegans, it's personal choice, but I despise ones who think themselves superior to others due to what they eat

>>683274387
This attitude is why the world's in flames. Also, I rate your Satanism 2/10. At least TRY to quote LeVay next time.

>>683273914
the "b-b-but celiacs!" fags are just like the trans-advocates that bring up intersex people. Almost every single case is not related to those things at all, so trying to use them to legitamize your mental illness is offensive

>>683274287
barley and spniach are high in vit b12. But despite that , people over the age of 50 or people who are depressed people should take extra b12 supplement wether they are vegan or not

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>>683274569
who the fuck said anything about satan? If I believed in him I'd believe there was an afterlife. There is NOTHING after death, you cease to exist. There is no God, no Devil, no nothing. It's just us.

>>683274287
Yes. But that doesn't prove eating vegan is "unnatural" (like it matters) or unhealthy just because you need to supplement b12 unless you want to eat carrot without washing or drink pond water. If gorillas were living like humans they would need to supplement too, you wouldn't say they need to eat meat.

>>683274014
exactly, but their argument is that eating animals is wrong because it's a toll on resources, and the conditions of the animals are terrible because companies are compressing a large amount of animals in farms that don't have enough space. As well as meat being unhealthy in contrast. So everyone should force themselves to be vegan. In the case of bugs these aren't problems. Yet they aren't supporting the obviously better chose in diet. Fucking hypocritical faggots, just want to push an ideology like the degenerate scum they are.

>>683274558
>I despise ones who think themselves superior to others due to what they eat
So vegans?

>>683274524
i like you, man. no homo.

>>683274387
Seriously all your retarded arguments are mentioned in this video >>683273348
People should watch this before making the same nonsense arguments every time.

>>683268861
Why would you make this thread? You're like the polar opposite but still similar thing as the annoying vegan.

>>683274440
halal style is more painful to the animals than making them unconscious before slitting their throats

>>683274741
>Yes. But that doesn't prove eating vegan is "unnatural"

However vegan arguments seem to be based on the insistence that eating meat is "unnatural".

Vegan double standards, more fruity than the average double standard.

>>683274524
> I will eat animal products in a non-survival situation
> I am a vegan other vegans are stupid hurrdurr

>>683274952
why would i sit through a fucking solid hour of bullshit instead of just calling you a faggot? Who has time for that shit?

>>683274558
>but I despise ones who think themselves superior to others due to what they eat

So you don't like the average Vegan then?

>>683270859
Lost

Is there a reason why vegetarian are mostly women?

The greatest advantage of humans is that they are omnivore and somewhat intelligent. Vegans are downgrading themselves evolutionary.

>>683274952
Literally no one cares. We're not watching your video, fuck off.

>>683274536
holy shit i remember that cringe video
>who is snow?? is it a cow?? a chicken??

>>683274524
Agree, although for me it's also because of economic reasons. Meat is such a fucking waste of space and resources.
I can recommend the documentary "cowspiracy". It's not as cringe as it might sound.

>>683274536
I want to kill and eat an animal so much right now.

>>683274952
>one hour long
>first year voice actor
Not watching that shit nigga

>>683275261
He mentions your stupid argument in the first 10 minutes. Go to 4:49

>>683275455
>It's not as cringe as it might sound.
Yes it was. The last 15 minutes were like a scientologist recruitment film, going on and on about the "spiritual" benefits of veganism.

>>683274281
In the off chance that you are not trolling, where do you get your information? I eat meat but saying that cows live a healthy fulfilling happy life is absolute horse shit. These animals get treated like shit, get injected with hormones to produce more milk, all while living in a 3 ft space for their entire life.
Not to mention that dairy farms that do let animals roam freely need so much space that they are responsible for entire football fields of ancient rain forests being destroyed every single day. If you ever wanna see the Amazon you better do it between now and 10-15 years cause its gonna be gone along with all kind of unique species of animals, but who cares about some stupid animals am i right. We are a part of this ecosystem you cant just start destroying parts of it, itll be a disaster.

>>683275557
You don't need to watch whole thing, go to 10th comment, find your stupid argument there and watch that segment.

>>683275588
Stop advertising your video

>>683272799
Is that balut?

>>683275588
no, faggot

>>683275667
Well yeah it's not completely objective, but at least they had actual arguments for their "recruitment" that make sense, not just "hurr animul cruelty D:". The rest of the documentary was pretty good in my opinion.

>>683275588
>your stupid argument

You realize that every time you use that phrase the little that's left of your credibility reduces even more.

>>683275707
you must be american

I try not to eat meat that much. I prefer vegan/vegetarian food in a resturant etc.
When you think of eating animals in an ethical way, it's just wrong. People living in a country with a good economy dont need to eat meat 24/7.

>>683276017
you must be retarded

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>>683268861
Burden of proof
> inb4 underrated post
I already know

>>683276004
yeah I know, it's not even an argument. hurr durr morality doesn't exit I will rape and kill next woman i see

>>683276104
congrats on preferring bland food. I went to what is regarded as one of the best vegan restaurants in the world in Zurich and what I got was just mushy unseasoned vegetables. I paid about 75 bucks for garbage. It would have been fine as a side dish because you expect that from vegetables, but shit, at least give me some flavor if i'm going to be eating this shit.

>>683276150
Pointless post.

>>683273083
Vegan fad because a small percentage of the population actually can't eat gluten and the gluten free fad makes their lives a bit easier by creating more demand for gluten free food.

>>683275033
I was just bored, and here where I live is full of vegans that do stupid shit, like going with whistles in the woods disturbing hunters, or going in labaratories where test on animals are done and free the animals (many of them infected on pourpose with dangerous viruses)

>>683276104
You're right, we don't need too., but we have that right of citizens in the (relatively) free world.

>>683275707
Why would we put a farm in the amazon, when we can put a farm here?

>>683276233
Hm. I am completeley fine with the huge variety of noodles, rice, or vegetable pans.

>>683275803
yeah it's balut

>>683276104
we don't need to be on the internet 24/7. We don't need a car per person in the household. We don't need the latest phone every year. We don't need to watch TV. We don't need to own a top tier gaming PC. We don't need to play video games.

There is an endless amount of things we do every day that we don't need to do. Not needing to do something doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

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>>683276311
>like going with whistles in the woods disturbing hunters
So fucking with people who eat meat in ways that go against their "muh environmental abuse" argument? Fuck, those people need the rope.

>>683268861
I think it's pretty useless if their argument is helping the animals and shit. Cause they're not making a dent or the slightest difference.
Everyone else is just a fag or actually trying to be fit and healthy.

>>683276458
noodles are fucking noodles. They are the same thing just in different shapes.

>>683276351
South americans like meat too. I dont know why they do it, probably economical reasons, but its happening.

>>683276458
kek, you must be trolling, posting about how noodles made from eggs are Vegan...

>>683276546
Yeah, you are completely right. But I think that eating animals is something different. You know what I mean? But you're right ofc.

>>683272700
Being 100% vegan to the core of its meaning is actually impossible. Therefore they are all phonies.

On a semi related note, why do vegetarians eat eggs?

Omfg I cringe when I hear the word, "vegan."

Here's why.

>Be me
>Be friends with vegan friend from college
>Always talking about how anyone who consumes meat, eggs or dairy is a worse person
>Claims that milk is stealing food from calves
>Claims eggs is killing an animal's baby
>Once accidentally served food in a restaurant with organic butter and spit it out so as to make a scene of her moral superiority
>ALWAYS claiming about how much she loves animals
>One day she is making out with bf in ffront of me (ligaf; I have a gf who is better than her in every way)
>Next day breaks up with him because she feels like it
>Comment every time I come over for her to fill her guinea pig's water bottle
>4 days go by
>guinea pig dies
>cries for me to come over and bury it for her
>I am disgusted by her because she deliberately killed her guinea pig because it reminded her of her b.f. (he liked it and she was indifferent)
>fucking irony
>she is now a low-level self-published author who has spent her life leeching off people so she can do whatever she wants, all the time...
>writes only femlit and books about dating to justify her being single all the time because noone will put up with her self-righteous lifestyle

>wrote a book called, "between boyfriends" - her fb page had 19,000 fewer members than mine did at the time - lol at how she wasted her life believing her shit didn't stink

>confronted her about 8 years ago about why she felt like she could claim she loves animals but killed her guinea pig on purpose

>denies everything.... of course...

"VEGAN"

>>683274558
As a human it's almost impossible to not think of yourself being better for eating, what all vegans believe, is a superior diet. It's in your genetics to look down upon others that don't eat what you eat.

Before you day you don't think your diet is superior, you eat it so you obviously feel eating meat is not as good as eating not meat.

>>683276620
Eh, sorry, I meant different reciepts (tomato sauce, mushroom sauce, whatever)

>>683276758
Because they are pro abortion.

>>683273914
>but 99.9% of everybody who insists on having gluten-free don't actually have celiac's disease
Highly subjective comment.

>>683270237
This

>>683276570
Appeal to futility fallacy.

>>683276254
^^^ Not that pointless, eh?

>>683276800
how the fuck do you spell recipes that wrongly

>>683276675
At least they are vegetarian.

>>683276758
The eggs people usually eat are not fertilized and do not contain any life.

>>683276811
maybe it's really more like 95%, who cares, the point is the vast majority of "omg no gluten i'll fucking die" people do not have celiacs.

>>683276886
lol, dunno how that happened. I am awake since 40 hours

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>>683274711
there is only kanye

Go ahead and not eat meat. Or eat it.

Who gives a shit? People who want to tell others how to live, that's who.

Eating animals or not is really not that big of a deal either way.

This type of discussion is a waste of time because it is really down to subjective ethical standards or lack thereof. I for one will always eat meat but I don't care if other people don't.

>>683276758
Its basically chicken period, not baby chickens.

>>683276758
Because you must eat ALL the eggs.

>>683276806
Everyone should get at least one abortion in their lifetime. Everyone should know how it feels to kill a child legally.

>>683277095
they are fucking not. That is the dumbest thing anti-egg people say but it's not even close to the same thing.

>>683277021
Congratulations, you learned nothing.

>>683277153

Nah.

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>>683268861
I mean...you're not wrong

>>683277021
It's 68.34%.

See I can thumbsuck some pointless statistic number.

>>683277153
I laughed harder at this than I should have.

>>683277095
>>683276806
>>683276936

You need to kill 99% of male chicks to keep the industry going.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling

>>683277228
Yes. You gotta live life to the fullest.

>>683277198
Who the fuck are anti-egg people you cocklord

>>683269076
Eat my cocktus

>>683273083
Celic here

For me the whole gluten-fad is 2 sided. On one hand it's nice to get more gluten free products and shit. On the other it sucks that almost anyone I meet thinks im one of thouse idiots.

>>683277093
Obviously you made up your mind already and dont wanna hear shit but You are underestimating the effects farming meat milk etc has on the ecosystem. Cows produce more greenhouse gasses and polution than all motorized vehicles combined.
Watch cowspiracy on netflix and just at least try to make up your own mind whether you think vegans are fucking annoying or not.

>>683277198
Normal people:

"Eggs eaten that were produced by free-range chickens are actually helping the chickens life a free, happy life."

Vegans:

"Eating free-range chicken eggs is killing a baby chicken and is the same as eating a living animal."

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>>683276871
If you can organize a way to make the meat and dairy industry and demand for them slow down then do it.

>>683277316
Which would be a pointless waste if we didn't eat meat. see it's thanks to meat eaters that Vegans can eat eggs without feeling guilty.

>>683277267
prove me wrong then. If you watch any of your friends (if you have any, which I doubt) that are hardcore gluten-free. They always end up inadvertantly eating something with gluten and nothing happens to them. If they really had celiacs you would know because they'd be heading to the toilet.

It's a fad. It's ok that it's a fad, but don't try and tell me all the people going gluten free are celiac sufferers.

>>683277516
but vegans don't eat eggs retard.

>>683272258
youre retarded. fucking google body building and vegan diets. It's better and you consume less.

>>683277093
>Who gives a shit?
To be fair, everyone should give a shit about the planet getting rekt just so people can eat burgers all day.
Veganism probably isn't an answer (not for everyone anyway), but we should reduce meat consumption per person to a level that is actually sustainable. World population is growing faster and faster, what do you think would happen if the billions of people in China, India etc. had disposable income and wanted to eat meat as often as someone from USA or Europe?

>>683276871
futility fallacy isn't real, and even if it was that's just the fallacy fallacy speaking.

The meat industry continues to grow, despite vegans. for every person that decides to go vegan, there are several thousand that begin eating meat.

Normal people:

Drinking organic, free-range cow milk is healthy and helps the cows to live a long, happy life protected by humans.

Vegans: Cows only produce milk when they have calves so drinking free-range organic cow milk is the same is stealing milk from baby cows.

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>>683277664
Maybe we should start with the population growth, find a way to get all these fucks to stop reproducing.

>>683277516
Well, chick grinds mostly end up in garbage or pet food... Did you really think that you were eating grind up chicks with feather, beak, skeleton and you were okay with that? lol

>>683277784
Normal people: drinking milk of any kind is for children and autists

fixed that for you

>>683277459
>make up your own mind whether you think vegans are fucking annoying or not.

That's the fucking point isn't it, "make up your own mind" so long as it agrees with your point of view.

>>683277459
http://www.curiosityaroused.com/environment/the-10-worst-modern-causes-of-air-pollution/

Don't lie. the agriculture also includes farming vegetables, so cows produce even less than that.

>>683277893
hahaha

>>683277804
Sure, but unless a nuclear war or something breaks out I don't see this happening any time soon. It will eventually get better, when those countries become more industrialized and families don't need 100 children any more.

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>>683277893
Try again faggot

>>683273594
I'l bet the other arm has a tattoo that say faggot

>>683269020
Vegans aren't going anywhere near Valhalla

oh just that vegan is the natural way for humans to eat. Humans are herbivores.

Your wrong. Vegan girls are weak & anemic thereofr much easier to violently rape.

How many guys you know that became vegans because their girlfriends told them to? I know at least two. Pussy is mightier than a pen

>>683272978
>>683270457
>>683271160

We share over 90% of our DNA with animals that digest cellulose...

In theory it's very possible for humans to adapt to do the same.

>>683278286
false ... there are many athletes that are vegans including MMA stars.

>>683273715
yea but you can be a vegetarian, its pointless to be vegan since it just makes everything a lot harder.

>>683278378
that's not how this works you idiot

I think the problem is that Vegans TEND (most of the time) to treat their decision as a MORAL one, rather than just that of a life choice, which is what it >actually< is.

If I truly, deeply believed that eating meat was truly MURDER... I would STILL eat free-range chicken eggs and organic dairy products.

I think that, generally speaking, to cross that line into being a TYPICAL VEGAN... you have to begin ignoring facts...

A non-hypocritical vegan can generally be seen as a "vegetarian": someone who believe that eating meat is murder, but doesn't ignore facts...

... like the fact that paying for food PRODUCED by free-range animals is actually helping the animals more than refusing to eat it and convincing other people that they shouldn't be eating it either...

I truly believe that most vegans, on some level, subconsciously hate animals... but they need a way to elevate themselves and that's how they do it.

This is why there are so many Vegan sociopaths and narcissists.... they don't actually CARE... they just need a platform upon which to elevate themselves subconsciously...

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How does it feel to be wrong, meat eaters?

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>>683278517
Free range is bullshit

>>683276758
it's cause they're fucking hypocrites. they eat eggs, but as soon as someone eats something like balut they start calling out animal abuse
>inb4 its animal abuse cause you have to boil it

>>683278339
Not once, but I have a friend who's vegan. He claims to be straight but I've never seen him with a girl romantically or sexually. He also talks more feminine, doesn't shake hands he hugs, loves pop music, and is trying to be an actor. I'm just waiting for him to come out on his own.

>>683268861
>full_moon_grass.jpg

>>683273419
prety much this. When it comes down to it, Imo this is reason most people won't go vegan. It's why I will probabley never go vegan.

Don't get me wrong. I eat mostly plants, if you look at it, but there must be some steak or atleast some fish with that salad to make it a meal. Besides not being Vegan does not exempt you from eating a "vegan meal" from time to time, or eat healthy in general.

There's literaly NO GAIN for me going vegan. Only loss of not enjoying the food as much.

And about animal cruelty? I live next to farm. I killed a chicken and a rabbit with a knife. I was next to my neighbour when he slaughtered cow. I won't say I don't give a crap. BUT it's not that terrible vegans portray it. EVERY anmial will die eventualy. A chincken lives for a couple of years. And in nature a predator would do it instead. So one must accept death as part of nature, to truly be the enviormentalist some vegan claim to be.

>>683278688
>>683276758
Because eggs aren't killing anything. It's chicken menstration/period.

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>>683278539
>thinking photo shop means a vegan diet is healthy

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>>683278539
Gee that being vegan really turned his career around

>>683278517
Yeah, I kind of see myself as such a person. I'm vegetarian by choice for a number of reasons (economics, ethics). I have never tried to "convert" anyone or force my beliefs on them. I do occasionally discuss the topic with people and let them decide. Most people don't even know about it. I really fucking hate those SJW-tier vegans, they are ruining it for everyone.

>>683278624
Yeah, except that it's not. I was involved in that shitty hippy community for while and I had a chance to see a few free-range chicken farms...

The people I've talked to and the things I've seen... as well as basic common-sense that you can learn from not being autistic, is that refusing to buy free-range products on the grounds of being a vegan actually hurts the animals because it reduces incentive for said farmers to give a shit about their certified organic free range label.

You are actually making the world a worse place by existing.

Please do your animal friends a favor and kill yourself.

inb4 cherry-picked youtube video showing some corrupt farmer jumping on chickens and punching cows in the fact; that's usually not what happens, and you know it...

... but like all Vegans... you can't stand being wrong about things that are obvious.

themoreyouknow --*

>>683278624

>>683278517
That actually makes a lot of sense... Also farming animals has actually helped them out as species, even if the individuals have suffered the species as wholes have profited genetically speaking

>>683269076
Actually the amount of vegetative material we can't break down is staggering. Vegans should sell their poop for fecal transplant. I think that would actually help more people. Thin folks too could repopulate obese colons with bacteria geared towards a thin metabolism. Even mentally healthy folks could be shit farmed for their product to treat depression

>>683270859
Cats are carnivore.. they die if they dont eat meat. Dogs in the other hand dont die.

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sadly no vegan will ever get to indulge the joys in life like raw fish meat and basically meat in general

>>683278624
That's the stupidest shit I've read. Eating meat is not even close to being the same as cannibalism. Keeping animals sheltered is not the same as keeping humans captivated. People tend to forget that humans are not animals. We have a special social and intellectual property. We value life more because of our understanding of it and the institutions we have established, animals are just there.

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INB4 someone says WE HAVE CANINE TEETH although our canine teeth are nothing like a dog's teeth ... ours are made for crushing nuts and eating things like apples. Our teeth are like a horses teeth.

>>683279189
Does that even work? Fecal transplants I mean?

>>683279395
your point being?

>>683278470

If we have the technology to make it possible for men to get pregnant and successfully birth, we have the technology to make it possible for a human to survive by eating grass and leaves.

Deal with it.

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>>683279559
to prove we are plant eaters, faggit? Stop being a fat cuck and eat plants.

>>683279585
that has nothing to do with DNA.

>>683279395
this is fictitious, monkeys eat meat too.

>>683269076
amazing, now if humans could actually suddenly digest grass or leaves world hunger would be solved!

>>683279404
It works with curing clostridium dificile infections in the colon. It has a better cure rate than antibiotics but isn't well used yet because of the yuck factor and it's hard to get paid for. Research into the microbiome is opening our eyes to how much we are affected by the bacteria we house

>>683279638
stop being a fucking anorexic plant loving hippy communist faggot.

>>683279395
there's a picture of a horses teeth in that, does that like similar to you?

>>683279638
but we aren't.
the shape of teeth doesn't change the fact that people eat meat.

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>>683279718
Tell him, brother. Fuck these Commies.

>>683279703
We would be better off researching how to get chloroplasts into our cells as a back up energy cells like a race of human euglenas

>>683278325
>implying we could ship all our grain for free to africa.

>>683268861
Im not gonna try because they are retarded. Meat is gud.

Depends on the vegan
On one hand it seems like a healthy diet and its cool that they respect animal life
On the other hand there are those people like that couple who starved their baby to death by forcing their vegan values on him/her and refusing to call a doctor even when their child was obviously malnourished

>>683279856
>humans with green skin begin roaming the earth

>>683279442
that's just stupid. If humans weren't omnivores we wouldn't even digest meat. Yet all our human history, we did. Australopitecus was eating meat. Homo Erectus was eating meat. Homo Sapiens was / is eating meat.
>inb4 but we have to cook it
No. We can eat it raw. I eat raw fish for example (Sushi) as do a lot of people. Some even eat raw beef. The biggest reason we need to cook most of it is because meat we get is not fresh. Also the enviorment is poisoned. So animals aren't healthy. But humans are perfectley capable of eating raw meat.

Next try.

>>683279243
>raw fish meat

Enjoy your parasitic roundworms.

>>683279699
incorrect .. monkeys are plant eaters. Heart disease is rare among apes/monkeys unless they turn into cannibals. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tana-amen/healthy-diet_b_2867253.html

>>683279486
dogs are mostly carnivorous.
>>683279442
All the of the "omnivores" in this are actually scavengers, totally different group. And again do those horse teeth look anything like a humans teeth? no.

>>683280149
I'd be down for some emerald strange

>>683268861
true

>>683280259
>Enjoy your parasitic roundworms

I find they are really delicious with a touch of soy sauce.

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Humans are the only species that gets heart disease in the animal kingdom. We are not meat eaters.

>>683280346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfBC73-Xwg

>>683268861
How can I prove fact wrong?

> today, OP was not a faggot

Fuck vegans and their pious bullshit. They suffer through that horseshit cos they think it makes them better than other people. I have yet to meet a vegan online or irl I didn't want to throatpunch with a steak I butchered myself.

>>683280259
another idiot. Enjoy your common liver fluke! Just because eating non sanitary food gets you sick does not mean food itself is bad for you. Or do you eat salad picked from cow dung ? NO! you clean that shit.

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>>683280259
Thought you said plastic roundworm and that made me kek

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Also it's impossible for a real meat eating animal (lions, tigers) to get food poisoning. WHy is that? They have a short digestive tract and different stomach acids that are designed to process meat.

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>>683270728
kek'd

>>683268861
Pic related is why I'd never go Vegan. Just can't get me enough pastedogs.

>>683280522
I love sushi, and If I could catch it bare handed I would, for fun mind you. Although tools are what put humans on the top of the food chain, and it would be stupid not to use them.

>>683280522
>Humans are the only species that ...
wow great argument fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

>>683280666
Again not true. I once took dog to vet because of food poisoning. Veterinarian gave him some pills. So yeh. Try harder

>>683269076
You plan on splicing our genes with herbivores to get us the enzyme we need to break down the celluose in the vegetation? No? The fuck off.

> inb4 har har you took my b8

Regardless if trolling or not, you're a colossal faggot fuck who should an hero and do us all a favour.

>>683278491
Literally a garbage time journeyman DT

>>683268861

Why do you have to insult the retard community like that? How many downy vegans have you met?

retards > vegans

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>>683279585
Yea, let's just go and spend billions making the next generation have working appendixes so they can eat grass. Fucking grass... Kek

>>683268861
You are fucking retarded. Prove me wrong.

>>683280898
True. That's why I give a fuck only about MY dog. I can happily go to china and eat some jucy dog meal.

>>683280898
> PETA
Fuck you, you hypocritical piece of shit. You know how many animals PETA has killed?

Protip: It's greater than 0

>>683280898
Other than two of those are domestic animals that have befriended humans since the dawn of mankind.

And the other three are livestock, that have been eaten and slaughtered for thousands of years.

Suppose something's are never meant to be.

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>>683280749
we do not have razor sharp claws and teeth. We do not chase and pounce on our food. We also have to cook our meat because it can kill us otherwise. Real meat eating animals eat their meat RAW.

>>683280979
You're the vegan, so you're retarded.
>proven wrong.

>>683280969
the only thing we need to modify is the bacteria and enzymes in the digestive system.

>>683280522
I ate off of a deer that I just finished off with a knife, does that count?

>>683281086
because they're too stupid to cook. Like a lot of Vegans I see....

>>683281154
Who said I'm vegan fuck face? You didn't prove anything faggot.

>>683281211
>Tumblr.

Well it's been fun faggits. I'm gonna go eat my double Quarter pounder from mcdonalds for lunch. Fuck yourselves.

>>683280522

Try to eat a vegetables without cleaning it first.

Try to eat bean or rhubarb without cooking it like a real monkey, then i'll accept your pic as an argument.

>>683281246
You only think OP's retarded because you must be.

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>>683279585
What did I just read?

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>>683281166
So you are denying yourself meat and fruit/veg to eat grass. Fucking hell, aren't vegans the same people who refuse to have milk and eggs because they come from living beings... Kek.

>>683281211
There is not ONE reason on that list for ME to go vegan. Nice try.

Mr. Vegan. Give me 20$ for each day I eat vegan. I will convert. Since then I ACTUALY have a reason.

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>>683280898
PETA also thinks crate training a dog is abusive and relate it to leaving a human baby in a crib all day while you're at work.

They have a tendency to anthropomorphize other animals...

>>683281356
Heh what an idiot.

>>683273298
My mom has celiac and my dad has an allergy to gluten and they never would recruit you to be gluten-free they find it to be the most annoying thing ever

>>683280522
Ok sushi it is then.

>>683268861
ate vegan for 3 months, Felt amazing and lots of energy. Sense then i eat everything again, but stay away from dairy and wheat.

>>683281086
> we do not have razor sharp claws or teeth

We have tools. Cos we're better than other animals

> we do not choose to chase and pounce on our food

We use traps and more tools. Again, superior species

> we also have to cook our meat because blablabla *wet shit noises*

We don't necessarily have to, we just used our superior intellect to discover shit tastes better cooked so we did it, again proving we are the best species.

> holy fuck, I just love nigger cock so much that I need 10 in my mouth at all times

Fixed your last sentence for you

>>683281211
1 reason to not go vegan: allergic to nuts and legumes = need to eat meat for protein.

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>>683281195
Kek'd

>>683281456
what? I didn't say I'm vegan, I was only pointing out that we would not need new organs to digest grass and leaves. We need enzymes and bacteria that help efficiently digest those, like cows etc.