Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
>>683231617
Cant flimflam the zimzam nigguh
Iowa claim
>>683230946
I can see that, there's sometimes I just really need to take a shower too.
Shiet nigga.
>>683230978
That happens to me too.
>>683231612
>slight
Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk.
>Shizuru
I'm underaged and can't drink till next year
Obligatory claim.
>Don't be gay
Kek, no promises.
>Get drunk
Only on special occasions.
>>683231848
In the end I felt like I drank half a gallon of milk, fairly invigorated along with side hopping.
Shiiiietttt
>>683231724
Had a couple beers earlier so it itsnt like ive had no booze
But i would like atleast 6 moee beers
Claiming
>>683231617
I ACTUALLY FOUND A SMUG SAKURA...but it's lewd :c
>>683231724
I've been good, did some drinking for the first time yesterday since it was my birthday. Not enough for drunk though
>>683231686
Nothing in particular. Just the ship thing going overboard, combined with some alcohol and a saturday night, i suppose.
Claimed. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
>>683231524
That's nice. W.o.T always hear good stuff about it. The other I don't know.
>>683231617
It's like a soap opera kek.
>>683231665
Good to know, except for the sleep part.
>Best idol claimed
>>683231362
I thought you had some captain morgan last night though? and yeah Kings bay is a bit ratchet, but I haven't had any problems with it so far heh
>>683231396
I'm here ese whatsup?
>>683231617
Run and tell that...homboy
Also claim
>>683231876
I'll be waiting patiently.
>>683232120
waoh
spooky
>>683231848
>Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk
You and me both.
>>683231876
B&
>>683231995
how much overboard did the ships go?
>no ship rattles
sachi claim
>>683232120
Shit, that's cool.
>>683232225
Wait right there cabron, Im coming
>>683232283
watching
>>683232454
Oh hell no.
>easily scared
>>683232454
>NOPE
>O
>P
>E
>>683231984
Well at least you had some beers. Why don't you get more?
>>683231989
>smug sakura
Share it mang, and good to hear! how old did you turn?
>>683232120
That reminds me of the mickey mouse fantasia shit
>>683231970
Nice, that's a fun feeling.
>>683232332
Awesome.
>>683232413
How are you shipmate
>>683232598
FUCK OFF CUNT I AINT NOONE'S SHIP
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I hope everyone is okay~
>>683232225
Got two drinks. Finished the Morgan. I kinda forgot about the BacardÃ, until now. Jaja.
>Sanae
>>683232382
I dunno. There's enough new ships floating around that i stopped paying attention to who's shipped with who because i figure more than a couple will be sank by tomorrow.
That and i feel it'd be rude to start listing things.
It seems some of them wandered in to skype or passed out. One of the two.
>>683232578
How's your late night going so far, handsome.
>>683232566
Its 3:30am its irregal to sell beer
Also not old enough to buy yet
>moka
>>683231658
Still a dry dock
>>683231989
1lewd or 2lewd?
>>683232222
>checked
>>683232283
Best filename is a meme filename
>>683232454
3spoopy4me
>That feel when no ones shipped me at all
Rory claimed
>>683232454
Wew.
>>683232536
If you're gonna stay up late might as well make it so you can't sleep.
>>683232673
Tired, still watching TV.
>>683232566
I'm 21 now, though is scary...I just want to be a teen again
This is SMUG right? I had to crop it because lewd sakura is bad, she's pure
>>683231816
I can flim flam u bb
>>683231989
Oh my!
>>683232222
Checked
>>683232238
Yay! I'll share experiences
>>683232332
For being 19?
>>683232454
Reminds me of a kid who walked up to me in the mall and threw up
>>683232658
>>683232598
Oh my~
>>683232659
I am. Friends got a dog high tonight lol. How are you?
>>683232659
Ayy friend! I'm doing good. You?
>>683232841
Might watch The Thing in a few, I'm horrible with horror movies and paranoia. Can't watch that shit alone, gotta stay up though.
Actually watching it or just background noise?
>>683232413
I'll be here fgt, bring your girlfriend>>683232598
>>683232659
Im doing good! How about you?
>>683232663
My man! do you see yourself buying any in the future?
>>683232716
>not old enough
I know that feel
>>683232545
mine
>>683232899
YoU AINT DOING SHIT TO ME NIGGA
>>683232965
Oh piss off!
>>683231658
>messing with yuno is fun edition
>>683232866
That is smug! and i'm gonna be 21 this year. How is it scary? kek
>>683232866
Thats a good smug. If that's the only one though...
>>683232945
Its an amazing horror movie. A better horror game.
>>683233038
Someone's mad...
>>683233067
21... I'm 26.
>>683232945
I love horror movies, cannot deal with horror games though.
Who says you have to watch them alone?
Kinda background but its American Dad so I watch and laugh every few minutes.
>>683232866
Approved
>>683232899
I hope he didn't make him eat the weed kek
I'm alright thanks~
>>683232905
Nor bad nor good, usual morning here.
>>683232965
Feeling bad about Tsuyu but the day is alright.
>>683232658
Its okay us pink waifus have to stick together
>>683232899
Worse part is we might actually become shipmates in the navy
>and then will be ship mates
>>683232965
But most of my friends can buy so i pretty much got booze whenever i want
>>683232669
rip
gonna look like the titanic tomorrow with all the dead ships
>dead ships rattle
>>683233235
ill fucking kill u
>>683233138
Would make for an excellent modern day horror game.
Multiplayer?
>>683233149
Same, they're great. Horrible with horror games and movies.
>Who says you have to watch them alone?
Roommate is sleeping so I don't really have a choice.
Fuckin' love American Dad.
>>683233038
Though we were fighting tho?
>>683233045
amen
>>683233138
>smug knows no age
>>683233200
Bad about tsuyu? how come?
>>683233235
hell yeah, I give my dad money so he buys all my stuff, I'm the oldest of my friends
>>683232899
>For being 19
Cheeky.
>>683232578
>>683233407
You can piss off with that shuipping bullshit mi8
>>683233067
I have responsibilities now, and my apparent cuteness will start dropping off until I get wrinkles :c this is not a life I want to live
And its going to be weird to turn down gambling and drinking, since everyone does but I have no care for it..
>>683233138
Its so hard getting proper sakura pictures, none cares about her lol.
>>683233166
Yays!
>>683233388
Get over to Texas and we can watch them together.
I've probably seen every episode of this show, I love it too.
>>683233429
>>683233407
I told him to relax but he got wasted instead.
>>683232899
That'll be fun! Just remind us when it's close comrade.
>>683232965
Probably... I'll let you know. But it will be a grand day that's for sure!
>>683233200
Neutral. Anything planned for the day?
>>683233348
Maybe maybe. We'll see. Oh well.
Should be interesting at the very least. Unfortunately i probably won't be around. Mothers' day and such.
>>683233200
Blew it in her face lol
>>683233038
Don't be too sure
>>683233235
Oohhhhh. I womder who's the petty officer 1st class is and who's the seman apprentice is?
>>683233429
Breeki
>>683233587
Even if it's one. Just ready when I come and do monthly smug tax collections
>>683233728
Next July. So it's a day closer everyday
>>683233630
Oho, that would be nice. Get scared easily even around others still, heh...
Yeah, I've seen most every episode of the earlier seasons. New stuff is sort of weak though, I'm taking really recent.
>>683233812
I fukken dare u mate
its finished!
best mutating dream girl claimed!
>>683233812
>blew it in her face
>in her face
>yuno gets a facial
>>683233490
>shuipping
>mi8
what are saying bruv?
>>683233587
Ah I see haha, you apparent cuteness? I lost that a while ago, although I still don't know which sort of responsibilities 21 brings in itself
>>683233685
I take it he's an angry drunk?
>>683233728
all you do is grand my friend! I've already started counting the days till next year
Ay, check out this video.
https://youtu.be/9ypaXNVPkSg
>>683233388
It isn't. Single player, but the game is legitimately horror.
>>683233407
>smug knows no gender
>>683233587
Not enough people know about Rory for good fanart
>>683233812
Nono, isn't it able seaman?
>>683232545
close
>>683233966
pt 2
I'm off to bed its like 5 am
>>683233971
Gonna kill ya
>>683233973
Fuck you im sobering up
>>683233923
When I use next pic lol
>>683233971
Kek
>>683234018
That's the joke;)
>shinoa bro
>>683233728
I'll probably go on with school stuff and play some overwatch after that~
You?
>>683233812
Oh ok, because if he made him eat it, that dog probably wouldn't live longer after that.
>>683233973
No, his mind is full of thoughts in these days so getting drunk would've just make things worse.
Though he did it anyway.