IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!3 trips decides who kills the other and becomes
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IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
3 trips decides who kills the other and becomes the true YLYL killer of /b/
4chan is worthless anymore.
The only reason I come here is just for the sheer idiocy of it all. There's no rhyme or reason to anything anymore. Nobody is funny. Nobody is original. When you want a spirited debate, there's no intelligence or diction.
This shit sucks.
Fuck you and fuck your mother.
>>683229099
>I served in gorilla warfare
>>683228781
That's not how cancer works...
>>683229494
>implying I didn't
we all know its the banana
Nigga pear has a whole crew. And a banana. Fuck you retard. Pear wins.
/thread
>>683228781
Faggot
Ma panis is a 11 inchy
>>683230185
Bananas is winrar his panis is blessed by John j callanan and it rests in Lori mouth at night
Neither
If trips it becomes banable offense to post either
>>683230962
Reroll
>>683230962
Re re roll
>>683230522
Wow you are panis is snek
Dat boi wins
DUMPING OC PLZ SAVE FRIENDS
>>683231415
Thanks lori
>>683231539
Let's post this on John j callanan's wall
OMG SHE NAKKKEDD XdXddDDDDDD
I WIN
banana win
>>683231691
I will rape you are mather
>>683232323
3232323
funny thought.
someone has so much spare time they don't know what to do with it, and they spend it making these.
makes me feel slightly better about myself
>>683232323
check em anon
BANANA WIN
that sally thing is fucking infuriating
>>683232323
>>683232489
So I've been keeping track of the number of posters in this thread since it started.
You seriously just checked yourself after spamming your tryhard forced meme.
What the fuck, OP. Get a life.
>>683230962
This sounds like a solid plan of action
both
>>683230962
Did you mean to say...bannanable?
This is just the beginning friends. The catalyst will set forth shit posting the internet has never seen before. It will spreads through threads like a black person moving into a white neighborhood. 4chan will evolve again but into an epicenter of memes. These memes will too spread and soon will be in ads, school books, art, etc. You can hate the memes but the memes are an evolutionary process for humanity to let civilization survive then let the fire of war to burn the lands of gods creation. Memes is what glues people together. Memes are a universal language that anyone can understand. This is the language of happiness. Memes are creation of mankind to God for their sins. PRAISE THE MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683233842
ALL HAIL THE MEME QUEEN!111!11
a man
a plan
a canal
bananama
Neither one
>>683234682
Ayy you posted dat boi
Epic strike of banana!
DAN APPLE IS THE TRUE MASTER MEME OF SLASH B! HAHA! ;0)
>>683235043
This
>>683229099
Nice dubs
>>683235043
Yeah nah fuck off, Sally Sumo is the official new meme queen, you just pulled some shit out of your ass because you want to be a meme lord just like her. But guess what? You can't, you cannot fabricate any meme with your shitty little redball motherfucker that looks more like a cherry with sonic the hedgehog legs, fuck you cunt
>>683235043
>>683235164
>>683235196
Autistic samefag
MEME QUEEN WINS
pearnana
pic somewhat related
Krump marge is the nw meme queen
>>683235428
Dan represents true friendship and camaraderie, sally is just anger and autism, Dan is our savior and friend.
skip skip bang bang Nigger
>>683235689
LEL DATS AN AUTISTIC ATTEMPT AT A MEME IT'S JUST SAD KYS TBH XDDDD
All hail the meme queen
SALLY SUMOOOO!! WINS ZZXXDDD
>65 posts
>not a single trip
>>683236016
you need at least 100
checkem sally
>>683235892
Let go of your hate, you've had it too long. let Dan Apple be your friend, we're all here together, i know you can do good. :0)
naked banana wins with his ebin smile blast and help from dan the apple man
>>683229099
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo
>>683235043
Haha Dan Apple is the best! Here is another one for you friend, it cracks me up!
>>683228781
Long have we suffered under the idiocy of the ylyl banana. Many will hear the call of Dan. But who will answer? Behold. Redemption is at hand.
We all know that Sally is the new meme queen and the banana is getting cucked by her, all must submit to her rule xDxDDXD
>>683231286
Dat boi is funny tho
>>683237221
oh shit waddup
>>683237221
>>683237138
i heed the call of dan. his mighty touch was brought down to us in a dark time of trap porn and bananas, may we embrace his love and friendship for he truly loves us. bless Dan Apple and bless Ron Ferguson the creator. ;0) haha!
>>683237504
Ron Ferguson was merely a vessel. He deserves no adorration for his cold body was only a means for the transmutation of Dan into this world.
"Thou shalt hold no man before Dan"
>>683237823
forgive my sins, for in my fervor and rush to please Dan i unknowingly committed trespasses against him, may his friendship forgive me haha!
trips get
banana is ultimate cancer
xDDDD yeeee u get high gurl1!!!
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
>>683238361
haha
Do not worry, friend. For Dan truly is the man. The forgiving nature of our Lord is a testament to the wisdom and understanding of his teachings.
Malus domestica, brother.
Clearly there's some sort of sinister vegan agenda with all of these fruit-based memes... I'll have no part of it.
AND STOP GANGSTALKING ME!!!
Best meme confirmed
>>683238876
Silly man, have you not heard of Dan?
>>683238784
You're right, maybe we should start our own meme that isn't a fruit, I call this one Mr meme meat
>>683239054
Dan is my friend too :0)
nice to meet you buddy!
>>683239245
perfect.
now shoop him into over 9000 pics and start shit-posting.
>>683239964
not unique enough of a face, sorry
If trips both win and they merge into one super shitpost
xDDDD heres le png version for extra shooping memes xDXdXzxxsxDXZcDCJSDFHFUDIICJnsjkxhc
Oh exploitable!
OC DO NOT STEAL PLZZ
>>683244222
gj on the dub treep
>>683244222
FUCKING CHECKEM, THE NEW MEME IS SALLY GETTING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF BY MR MEME MEAT, OR MR MEME MEAT CAN JUST BE A GENERAL MEME BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER MEMES
Rip banana but now we need help here >>683202569
>>683244222
YES!!
*does dance*
>>683244458
I got you fam, let the s(hit)ally posting begin
BANANA
>>683244458
Helped.
>>683230962
So much this
Is thread RIP?
>>683228781
fuck man whatever gets rid of the banan meme I'm welcome with open thoughts for the first five minutes until this peach shit takes it over and becomes worse. Let's live in the moment though, shall we?
sumopear 4 prez
Voting for mr meme meat!11!!
>>683231286
oh shit waddup
How do i make a funny new meme? make my own in photoshop or save random pictures of fruit? help plz
>>683230962
I second this.
Rooming for bananas. That stupid orange cuck pisses me off
your mom
why not both?
>>683251155
your mom loves meme meat
>>683238876
we will fight the YLYL cancer together, true partners in battle
>>683238784
MICHELLE OBAMA'S PLAN TO FEED FLUORIDIZED BRAIN CONTROL FRUITS FOR THE NWO ATHEIST SOCIALIST MUSLIM CALIPHATE
>>683251402
lol get eaten!!!11!1! xDD
>>683251523
>get eaten
>sucking dick like a good cuck
>>683229099
>Fuck you and your mother.
Kek
>>683240006
Hahaha saved!!!! Also. Dubs
Kill the fucking banana
What about this mememememmeme???? ::(O::(:P(
Both die
