Waifu Claiming ThreadDio loves lolicocksThe rules are simple:Claim your waifu/husbandoInsult
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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dio loves lolicocks
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Dio is the worst claim you could make
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
Iowa claim
Yuno claim
still drunk, feelin hella gud
jenny claim
![6ce90a508e072d4873b07dbe6d4a6b46[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4qBW4dI.jpg "6ce90a508e072d4873b07dbe6d4a6b46[2]")
>>683222032
It has tits and an arse, some freaks will fap to anything with those "specifications."
Mami claim
>>683221967
The forehead and thigh gap are the two main reasons, but yes, technically Rory is a loli. Body of a 13 year old in the manga.
Best edition of the thread.
Rory claimed
>>683222078
Thank you kindly, handsome.
>Don't be gay
I only read the last two words.
You will not escape
Dio-sama...
>>683221967
>>683221942
>>683221900
They're not great, they're disgusting filthy wretch. Nothing more than virtual poison, abominations.
>>683221963
yeeee boi
>>683220986
Youre so cute <3
>tsuyu
I love my thread
>>683222078
the horrifying dream beast conglomerate formerly known as Asuka claimed!
>>683221312
heartily <3 (GET IT)
>>683221640
this one is at 42. they are starting to take longer and keep crashing the page lol
>>683221854
in the name of science!
>>683221700
Nice
>>683221795
Goondnight! sleep well :)
>>683221854
Comrade! My nights been pretty good. same ol same ol. How about yours? and last night? haha
>>683221963
>US BB-61
Hey bb
Also claiming
>>683221436
topkek, he's fuckin gone.
>>683221623
Where else besides Japan?
>>683221132
Yo, what's up Koko?
>Best idol cclaimed
>>683222078
>Dio loves lolicock
>>683222318
Oh my, loli cock? It's worse than i thought!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, ship Dio with a loli edition!
>>683222078
It was you, spike, wasn't it?
Who else would be so cowardly as to impersonate me?
more judy
Nighty Night, love you all
Canaan claimed.
>>683221132
Hey there, Koko
>>683221483
I give up...
>>683221623
DO IT
An R32 in the US ain't gonna be cheap though.
>>683222325
You too <3
>>683222450
I did this, but none of the other stuff. I only impersonate Syndra because they love it.
You remain unworthy
>>683222450
Be honest here Dio, how many gigabytes have you used for storing your lolicock stash?
>>683222224
woah
>>683222233
sup nig
>>683222282
kek
>>683222318
I didn't say they were great! but if your down with that I ain't judging
>>683222257
That's one well developed 13 year old. Jeez. Lol
>>683222572
Nigga I dont know shit about cars
>>683222250
>her face
>
Judy did 9/11
>>683222572
C-Can I kiss you?
Claiming best girlie!
Lurking mode: Active
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>>683222486
Nightie-nights
>>683222572
>can't find any near me ever
plus it wouldn't even be a daily driver which is what would be the heartbreaking part.
I'm crying over here with my friend's story of his first high
>>683222679
Yo bra, pretty drunk rigjt now, how are ya?
>>683222824
Oh jesus lord
Your anime is inferior
Bow before the new Queen
>>683222440
>loli cock
Oh hell no
>>683222430
Hows it goin idol? all good things I hope?
>>683222486
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683222572
Hey! Hows it goin man?
>>683222637
>because they love it
I feel indifferent
>>683222627
NIGGER I FUCKING MADE THAT
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
>>683222318
at least you got some great taste dio.
>>683222422
What's up ol' koko
>>683222224
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683222422
Oh hey koko what's up?
Shinoa
>>683222819
Yuno I need to confess that I love you
>>683222971
>because they love it
by they I mean Syndra.
Claimed. (The one on the left.)
Damn right it is. That's how I passed school.(kinda)
>>683222422
It's going good, drinking a bit as well. Last night was very interesting......
>>683222805
Share it mang
>>683222819
>drunk rigjt now
I can tell! whats the occasion? lol
>>683223102
NO I DONT NEED MORE LOVERS
>>683223182
CaneloKhan fight nigga, that was some GOOD shit, khan got BTFO
Did someone say ylyl?
>no
well TOO FUCKING BAD
>>683223026
Breasts are one of the most important things that fuel my hatred towards lolis, althought of course they are not the only thing that defines a waifu.
Such as galko
Galko has cowtits, but she's disgusting as fuck
fucking ugly shit
god I hate galko
god damn
>>683223237
>>683223102
>shipping
>>683220390
>>683223237
I have a crazy tongue <3
![Mami-Tomoe-image-mami-tomoe-36609311-296-450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ngzrNQG.jpg "Mami-Tomoe-image-mami-tomoe-36609311-296-450[1]")
Gonna go to sleep now. Good night my friends! (and Dio, you loli freak)
This whole thread is b8
>>683223026
Nothin much, just hangin out as per usual, how bout you?
>>683223046
Doin pretty good. How bout you?
>>683223117
Of course
>>683223156
>last night was interesting
I want details! Last thing I said to you, I think, was "are you gonna have another?"
>>683223313
oh piss off, being shipped to you is bad enough
>>683222694
I can tell.
>>683222728
Please do. c:
>>683222789
No local importers either?
>>683222971
Today was pretty boring until I found out that a bush plane crashed in a neighborhood near my apartment. Not even fucking kidding.
>>683223563
Youre so sweet
I love you
>>683223026
The school part was meant for you.
>>683223156
>>683223563
I dunno how I passed my driving test but I did
I always see spike's rules about Dio, but he mentions Dio pretty often.
I've just found a connection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk8IGIB8Co
>>683223563
>local importers
im a NEET, how am i supposed to do this?
>>683223515
shhh its not that bad. <3
>>683222971
Thanks, everything has been pretty good as of late. How about you?
>idol
Never been called that before, kek I like it.
>>683223718
Nice sleep schedule.
>>683223255
The tits can't be too big otherwise they're gross. Never understood why people want them to be monsters. Galko isn't that bad IMO.
>>683223469
Playing a bit of games and chatting that's about it.
>>683223799
kek.
>mfw 50 dreams deep
>>683223343
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683223563
A bush plane? and that sounds pretty crazy, was anyone hurt?
>>683223872
THIS MAKES HELL LOOK LIKE HEAVEN
I wanna bee shipped guys
Ive been secretly.jqlous
Injust want to be loved
>frog
>>683223936
As I've said, it's not just about the tits.
It's everything about galko, god damn I hate her.
>>683223646
stahp! I'm scared
>>683223979
I can't even tell what that is anymore
>>683223832
I see no connection there
related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGwAbN6D5-k
>>683223872
kys
stop with the unwanted shipping.
Evening everyone. Late Yuuki claim
>>683224150
Jenny i need you 2 kno that i jave liked you 4 a while
>frog
>>683224254
Yuuki! Im drunk, whats gud??
>>683224150
D-don't be scared, I'm sorry.
>He bought the bluff
>Thank god
>I ran out of eyeballing pictures
>>683224068
you can ship with me
Yuno hates being shipped with me
fucking salty cunt
>>683224235
>>683224016
same fag
>>683223756
Love you too~
>>683223808
To be fair, most drivers tests are pretty easy.
>>683223988
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/small-plane-crashes-in-surprise-neighborhood
Only the two on the plane apparently.
>>683224484
>samefag
faggot
>>683224519
Yourelike an angel
You came to me.at the perfect time..
<3
>>683223899
Good to hear! how was your day?
>never been called that before
Well you claim yourself to be all the time!
>>683223936
Sounds comfy, what are you playing?
>>683224519
That makes sense I guess, at least there weren't more deaths
>>683224441
the quads aint good
AYYYYY
>>683224484
kys anyways
>>683224519
Yeah mine was a fat fuck, Im a shit at dirivng but he passed me anwyays so I can learn
>>683224110
I wouldn't really know about that. Never watched it.
>>683223979
It's not even Asuka anymore.
>>683224727
Space station 13. Shit's fun but complicated at times
>>683224068
>hand loves you
Just take it slow and you'll find someone, don't worry.
>>683224748
oy vey no quads for me
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