hi nigger

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>>683188834
u r gay have fun

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>>683188985
hey
>>683188998
k

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can somenig bump the thread before it dies?

>>683189679
We don't like your types get out now

>>683190076
Fucking this. You have great taste man.

>>683189979
>doesn't say I'm 13
"Welcome!"
>says i am
"Leave edgy nigger!"
>logic.mpeg not found

>>683190355
Penis or gtfo

>>683188834
High school is a great time my little underage b& i hope you have fun.. i made some of my best friends there. Just make sure to get your shit done. High school is incredibly easy compared to college, especially nowadays. You're gonna wish you had done your shit if you havent

solo male or gtfo

>>683188834
reported
>nigger

>>683190543
i'm not going to be b&, dynamic ip.
anyways thanks

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>>683188834
It's never too early to start experimenting with drugs and alcohol!!

We demand penis with timestamp or gtfo

>>683190572
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>683190713
>>683190503
>samefag

>>683190708
If you want to be a drug lord you must start somewhere

penis with timestamp or fag...

>>683190786
Thanks captain obvious

4chan did get me through highschool

>>683190988
wrong thread buddy

>>683191031
Go fuck yourself this is the correct thread

>>683190713
>>683190847

MODS MODS MODS

Jesus Christ you look fucking 8 years old

>>683189679
Time stamp req.

>>683191123
not really. i look like an average kid compared to the rest of the kids in my grade, even though i'm a year ahead, that's why 13 and freshman.

remember that none of this matters. now keep doing this for the rest of your life

>>683191342
No body is too young amirite

>>683191122
He says
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So it's k he is over age

>>683188834

I call bullshit. Time stamp and tits.

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timestamp for you faggots even though I held up a b in the OP, whatever
also sorry for kinda dull

>>683188834
Befriend the best looking guy in your class and suck his dick

>>683191789 well fuck >>683190847
my bad....

>>683191789
oh yeah op here also sorry pics keep being upside down.
i wonder if it's just me being a downy

>>683191935
nahh it's cool. not gonna post penis though, i don't want to get NSAd.

>>683191935
he is one month to late with time stamp.

>>683192141
are you fucking stupid? you live on earth right?

>>683192111
abs?

>>683192233
Abs? Faggot, ask for the anus.

>>683192233
i have some, they're medium sized, 6 pack, rather not post tho

>>683191789
You're cute :3

>>683192393
How the fuck is abs fag and anus asking not fag?

>>683192395
Show us faggot

>>683191789
Hello, kid.

Why are you a freshman in high school at 13? Did you skip a year?

Advice: make as many friends as possible, be the friendliest person you can & play a sport. Best way to get girls. Hands down.

>>683192600
why?
can you guys just give me some HS advice so i don't eric/dylan 2.0?

>>683191789
FEET. NOW.

>>683192693
yeah, skipped a year.
thanks for advice, also. trying to make some moves but only really advancing on a few.

>>683192796
Be smart not dumb, private or public education?

>>683191342
I was the same as you, now I'm sucking dick for heroin

You should probably stop using 4chan, as this will only lead to an increase in social awkwardness that I'm sure you are already crippled with. No one will care that you use 4chan, most will not even know of its existence, and NO it will not make you feel/look/be cooler. There is nothing for your kind here, flee while you still have the chance, or continue to waste you're time here and take the risk of never being able to leave this hell and watch as this once interesting site continues to flourish is its constant state of boring bullshit. Enjoy high school and remember that nothing you every do will matter.

Just don't take everything so seriously, it's only high school. Don't procrastinate too much, if you befriend seniors then you *will* get senioritis and miss a third of school. It's better to turn in shitty half done work weeks late than it is to not do it, it's way better. And learn to take pictures faggot, don't call people faggots because they don't like talking to 13 year olds in their spare time, 4chan needs less assholes. Oh and don't let your deans/APs/whatever get you to take harder shit than you need. I know a kid who attempted suicide because his dean had him in all AICE and AP calculus type shit and his parents expected that of him, I'm sure the school would've much rather said "okay kid, fine, we'll put you in the regular classes." Don't ignore bullies but try not to fuck yourself into being bullied worse.

>>683193038
Go away banana fag

>>683193038
Lies.

>>683192928
it was private for a while, mom decided to bring me into public for some reason, but i make almost straight a's in public so whatever. guess i gotta deal with public for now.

my education doesn't matter entirely because you don't really need an education to become an employer in something you're already skilled with.

i got about 3 actual /b/ros in my grade that i'm buds with.

Yeah OP post feet
>>683192853

Oh shit yeah make tons of friends, good ones. Learn to recognize dicks and fuckers and have friends to rely on. Go to clubs if you're an anime watching dorky fucker because that's the best way to meet other waifu collecting faggots and it's nice having friends with similar interests. Or join a team or some shit, maybe debate team if you don't like sticking needles between your toes and looking like a Gears of War character. Just network, learn to network **NETWORK** and make teachers like you, bring them gifts on their birthdays and shit.

>>683192585
Problem?

>>683193129
>>683193206

fellow thirteen year old detected.

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>>683193372
I would be happy with both.

i don't understand why everybody makes a big deal of high school, like you need to fucking "survive"
it's literally middle school except more or less shitty depending on if you have friends
that's it

>>683193122
thanks. i don't genuinely mean faggot but i will if i come off as an asshat.

>>683193038
actually i got some /b/ros at my school so it's alright. there was one /b/ro at the high school i'm going to that i found on some thread, we met up, he's pretty cool.

>>683193334
What is your plan for the future? And what is these skills you have.

>>683193821
become an employer/own my own business somewhere in IT dpt.
i'm barely 13, so i still got at least 5 more years to think it out.

i was pretty much self taught in reading, and i've been using pc since almost day 1 (not really).

i've used my pc for a LONG time and you start to realize that it's not hard, just utilize google.

shit well thread's prob gonna die so thanks for advice /b/uddies.

bumperino for you, anon

OP, eat your socks.

>>683193496
>Still lurking.

>>683194561

post some shirtless pics, or just more pics in general to keep the pedos happy.

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>>683194626
tanhk yuo

>>683194977
You look so much older in that photo than the others. You look like the pussy boy that grew up.

>>683194977
hahah that face is almost as good as stoner anon's

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>>683194977
12v here. do you have a email or something because i wanna get in touch with you

>>683192853
>>683192853
>>683192853
>>683192853
THIS

>>683195377
MODS

>>683195244
thanks...?
i look a lot older out in public, i know i sound like a faggot, but i've been out working saving up for shit today, my hair's real fucked up.

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>>683195377
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>683195432
i can't say it any other way without sounding like a pedophile

>>683195460
I mean that boy that said pussy and in remix things.

>>683195377
sure, twelvie definitely. not chris hansen fanboy?

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>>683195654

>>683194977
you look german

Bat Doi

>>683195688
refer to >>683195665

>>683195872
fuck i quoted the wrong post lmao

>>683195665
ohh, i know who you're talking about. he's in vines a lot, but i don't like vine, i think it's ghetto.

>>683195762
A sloth can move pretty good when they are in the mood to mate.

>>683195654
got a kik? i'll message you with my face so it's proof it's me.
if i get fucking cf'd i'll be so pissed lmao

>>683195957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTEA7wTwzcU

>>683188834
try to get into SS with a hot milf teacher while you still have chance.

>>683196229
All my teachers were always old and ugly as fuck.

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>>683196037

Op why no feet.

>>683196229
SS?
social studies?
sorry, don't know all the sex terms, but i do know what milf is.
>>683196389
a few of mine are good looking.

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>>683194977
in all honesty start lifting puberty is like natural steroids and in 4 years when you graduate you could look better and be stronger than 99% of the cucks that you call your peers, look up starting strength and eat alot of protein.

Op what Iq?

>>683196749
around 150. not sure off top of head.

>>683188834
MOOOOODS UNDERAGE B&

>>683191789
Are you or are you not a blood

>>683196670
its a joke dont worry about it. SS is pretty much pedophile women who go after young kids.

>>683196832
wtf ? wow I felt special going to mesa with 164 then you are here with ~150

>>683197005
+ Going to public school go for scholarship
mensa*

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dubs 4 feet bois

>>683190076
that is a glorious wedgie *slurps*

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>>683196684
this, you could look like zyzz by the time your senior.

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>>683188834
Know how to dab out of situation s.

>>683191789
>l
don't let your mother hear you say that bad word she'll beat the crud outta you kid. Does she know you're on 4chan?

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>>683197358
Op would look like this in future and OP Dab

>>683195377
youre creepy af dont do it op

>>683197358
Yeah, you could die like him too.

>>683194977
post ass or gtfo

>>683197959
^

>>683197892
just don't get into coke and thai trannies.

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>>683195377

anyone going to post advice for me? thanks.

>>683198472
yeah, i advise you post ass or gtfo

>>683198472
my advice is to kill yourself

>>683198543
lmao trying to get mods in here?
this is op. m0ds haven't even got me b& yet,
but...
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>683198736
then do it

>>683198472
keep your grades up, stay in shape stay the fuck away from the losers, dont play football you will fuck yourself up for life, wrestling is god tier of high school sports make straight As through high school and apply to west point, then go through your twentys banging bitches and a guaranteed successful military career.

>>683198472
probably kill yourself.

>NEW MEME NEW MEME NEW MEME

>NEW MEME NEW MEME NEW MEME

>le shrug homosapiens
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>683197265
no socks??

>>683194977
Lmao, you got a Kik?

>>683199207
yeah, post yours first. will prove it's me in chat

>>683199564
Kycklingg

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>>683200008
thkna ouy

>>683188834
Act tough and don't take anyone's shit. If you act like you're mad all the time nobody will want to mess with you (which is a good thing). Try your best to get good grades so you can get a good job. It'll all be worth it in the end, just don't get into drinking or drugs kid. That shit will bring your life down and after you graduate you'll have nowhere to go. Just take my advice and spend more time trying to make something of yourself than trying to impress people.

>>683188834
just dont recite memes just fucking dont

>>683200446
Is that you op?

>>683200655
>
listen to this dude. its fine to enjoy them but when they become real they become cancer.

>>683200655
i don't. 95% of memes kids run around screaming are 6 months late to /b/ and if they're not /b/ related they're really ghetto like "bout a week ago" and shit

trust me, after dealing w/ their cringe, i know cringe

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>>683200806
lolno
collection of a random dude who use to camwhore on /b/

>>683200833
i know, i don't, the only ones me and my friends laugh at are the ones that are on /b/ because i have some /b/ros.

>>683201206
errrrr mods?

so is OP faggot?

>>683201330
OP here, no. i guess people kinda like me except the guy filling the thread with whatever this is.

>>683201206

Holy fuck. Is someone privy to the story of this eviscerated boy?

>>683200931
fuck off with that faggot shit

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>>683201272
Didn't you hear OP?
Mods ain't coming

Doesn't even look real.

>>683188834
Well played.

if you skipped a year you must be fairly smart,
My advice, sell drugs, but don't do them. You'll meet everyone, everyone will want to be your friend / help you out if need be, invited to parties, etc. You'll make tons of money off classmates. You wont be too fucked up in class to get your shit done, and you probably wont get caught cause, again, smart enough to work out some system

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>>683191789

Child, get your ass off 4Chan and go to bed. You should be nurturing your growing mind with literature and history, not diving into the internet's filth.

Tip: You look like a pretentious faggot. Join the debate club.

>>683201456
You use big words

>>683201769
nah I just hate faggots

>>683201764
jesus that ass is so smooth

>>683188834
also avoid having a weird superiority complex air around you

i know you basically grew up on a site where "my opinion is 100% fact kys" but always remember in real life-- humble yourself. you're not anonymous out there anymore; your actions and how you carry yourself can speak louder than what you have to say. this shit is prolly common sense to you but youre fucking 13

go to /pol/ :::::::)

>>683201862
i'm pretty good at debate actually, i will, i'm not a freshman just yet.
i'd do work and shit except that it's the last days i have off of school (this weekend) before i have to go on a week long trip with no phone or anything.

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>>683201602

Even my stone-cold heart cries out for this poor girl. A light extinguished too early in life.

There are some horrors /b/ cannot condition you to ignore.

>>683202158
holy shit that is something else

kek when I was 13 I was a dumbass and tried to kill myself cause I thought my life was so horrible. Of course high school was so much worse....but hey that's just me. Stay in school and don't do drugs...don't give into peer pressure and you'll be fine

>>683202338
I agree. And to think that some sick fucks actually enjoy looking at pictures like this and they jack off to them. Fucking disgusting and pathetic. The child didn't do anything wrong and I don't know the backstory but I know she didn't deserve it. So sad.

>>683202158
more please

im >>683202362

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>>683202362
Dude posted a shit ton before retiring

>>683201686

This is poor advice. Building up an impenetrable social network to sell drugs through is impossible. The moment one of your customers gets caught, the police will offer him a plea deal if he cooperates with them to entrap you. Perhaps you could build up a fearsome reputation, but your physique isn't very threatening.

>>683202338
yeah. op here, i've seen lots of (funny but) fucked up stuff, but if that's real, that's a lil' bit far.

>>683202808
She could've been a murderer

>>683202098

Pro tip: Avoid policy and lincoln douglas. Go for Public Forum and Extemporaneous Speaking. The latter will build up your knowledge of current events and politics, which is useful when you want to intellectually belittle others.

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>>683202819

>>683202846
i'm trying to work on it. i was working on lifting but i quit for a little bit, i was actually about to start again though.

>>683203169
i like doing that sometimes but try not to be a dick when i do it, eg., politics. will sign up.

>>683203090
Even if she was, she wouldn't have been conscious of what she was doing. Children cannot sin, for they have no sense of moral direction yet. They don't know right from wrong.

>>683203384
yeah. children aren't born racist.

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>>683203171
how does one get an ass that smooth jesus christ

>>683192693
Are you legit fucking serious about what you just said?? what the fuck makes you think that he's going to aim to get a girlfriend in highschool? Are you seriously this fucking homophobic by general or are you just trying to spark a reaction out of people?
because you did a pretty fucking great job with me
this is making my stomach turn, all you plebs always assume is that everyone in this fucking world is like you, boring dull fucking hetero normative idiot who is going nowhjere in life
get married get a job have kids die in debt
you people make me fucking sick. here's this good looking boy asking for advice and the only stupid thing you can say is "do this and this grils like that" like what the fuck?? he can join a football team to stare at boys butts and then maybe go on a date? instead of being fed your fucking hatered and hate speach he can live a happy life a s a gay boy..

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>>683203638
According to him, he was just naturally smooth.
Just never really grew hair down there.

>>683203169

Another pro tip: If you join the debate team and plan on participating in international extemp, learn the terms 'hard power', 'soft power', 'hegemony', and 'grand strategy.' All four are popular buzzwords that will put you ahead of the curve.

Reading primers on economics, international politics, and social theory isn't a bad idea either. I'd recommend "Naked Economics", Theories of International Politics and Zombies", and anything by Chomsky, respectfully.

Learn to profile your judges, too. An old white guy probably isn't going to be receptive too feminist theory.

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>>683203384
Why do we kill predatory animals? Its their nature to kill yet we do it. Just because youre not conscious of the bad doesnt mean it isnt. She probably desrved it and even if she didnt there are enough people on this earth

>>683203361

Read The Economist. Best way to learn about the world. It's the only publication I unabashedly respect.

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>>683195244
25 posts of solid 4chan advice made him age from 11 to 16 in about 20 minutes

>>683203876
what a lucky guy. so jealous

>>683201885

Yeah, man. I like to mix it up with a little class every once in a while.

>>683204261
Thanks.>>683203921
Will do.

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>>683204147

post more pics OP

>>683204447
i refuse to belive people with perfect asses like this actually take a shit

>>683203726
Oh shut the fuck up with your whiny bullshit. Stupid little cunts like you have a tendency to think everyone is homophobic. You sound like such a moron, honestly. Take your faggot ass back to Tumblr so you can whine about how oppressed you think gay people are. This is 2016, you have all the rights you could ever want. But eventually you will have to move on with your life and just accept the fact that you're just a worthless little faggot who will never be happy with what he has. People nowadays only pretend to accept faggotry because if they don't, they are attacked by liberal morons. Anon wasn't looking for a reaction, he was just trying to give OP some advice. My advice is for you to kill yourself, anon.

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>>683202906
What >>683202338
>happend
? I missed out on it :(

>>683204848
i agree, their asses are too perfect to think that

>>683200727
>>683201572
>>683201764
>>683202158
>>683202819
>>683203171
>>683203613
>>683203876
>>683204147
>>683204447

How can anyone be that hairless lol

>freshman comes to /b/ for advice for high school
>gets shat on

I WONDER WHY, OP

>>683204945
It was a picture of a female latino child around the age of 7 or 8, who was dead and hanging from a noose.

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>>683205219
Damn. Thanks for the update.

>>683205021
you can squeeze ketchup or mayo in their butts and slide a hot dog in for dip, i'd eat it np

>>683203726
you obviuosly know how to bait, but this one was a little too blatant

>>683203726
Faggot detected

>>683205209

He received some decent(ish) advice. /b/ is generally more adversarial towards children OP's age.

>>683205209
i'm not a freshman yet, actually.

>>683205219

It got removed? I can still see it.

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>>683190076
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SAUCE

>>683205568
post screencap

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>>683205400
idk if Id go that far, but I want to be that hairless

>>683203726
You remind me of this kid I used to know, always ripping on heteros and calling them boring conformists and shit. He, like you, also thought that gay people were the most fabulous and amazing people on earth who are somehow better than everyone else. Needless to say, he was an emo faggot in high school who ended up getting his ass kicked. I kek'd

>>683188998
>snail
Aww look at it!

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>>683205651

>>683205568
Yeah, maybe you've been here awhile so it didn't disappear? I just got here

>>683205787

Why would I propagate that horrendous imagery for even more people to see? That's fucking disgusting, even by this cesspool's standards.

Read ahead, study or don't (find what works for you), take extra classes if possible, Blitzkrieg on your work just do it as fast and accurate as possible, plain and simple just do what work you need to do focus focus focus.

>>683206004
half an inch away from an ER trip

>>683203726
my collection of sweet bait jaypegs could never even scratch the surface